Just poured this glass of chocolate milk. Don't spill or drink from while I'm at the store.
Just poured this glass of chocolate milk. Don't spill or drink from while I'm at the store
Camden Ross
Jayden Turner
ok
>jerks off into it
Robert Bell
Why would you unironically not drink it straight out of the bottle/container it came in?
Samuel Ramirez
>feel sad last Monday morning
>buy a gallon of chocolate milk
>have ONE (1[one]) glass
>wake up late afternoon
>half of it is gone and some shit is floating on the top
I fucking hAte that I cant afford an apartment without a roommate.
Camden Sanders
Dubs and I take a sip while you're away
Camden Diaz
oh god oh fuck please help me clean this before he comes back oh my god no please no
Eli Lee
Diarrhea milk, because chocolate milk is shit
Carter Roberts
You idiot! You had one job. Now I'm going to have to clean this mess up
Levi Carter
quick! i already made a new one
Jacob Bailey
Youre dead, moose meat. Ill get my boys to come see you.
Parker Thomas
chocolate powder > chocolate syrup. no contest
Landon Ramirez
this post made me make a glass with flax seed added in
Luis Wright
Whoo! Nice user but make it look identical so he doesnt notice
Julian James
Oh no, I accidentally cropped and vertically rotated the bottom half of the milk bottle in MS Paint! Now it's all going to fall out the bottom. Oh nooo!
Michael Powell
You absolute fucking moron you complete baboon you damn retard
Carson Wilson
I come with back-up, my bro-thas. Dairy is cooming, I promise you.
Jordan Roberts
Oh fuck he will probably be here any second you really fucked up user
Michael Rogers
this thread is so pure aside from the first gross post
Wyatt Robinson
Okay, I got an identical glass and refilled it with fresh chocolate milk, we should be fine so long as there's no--...milk monkeys. Heavens, is there anything we can do before OP comes back? He'll be here any minute!
Colton Clark
Oh Neptune
Mason Reyes
fucking pour that milk through a strainer
Jack Barnes
come on you little shits come get it its right in front of you get over here fucking do it hurry
Sebastian Hall
Fantastic work, user! You successfully lured the milkies monkeys from their den! They'll quickly feast on the 'nan and be gone soon before OP ever gets a chance to return. You saved the day! Everyone cheer for user! Hurray, huzzah!
Joshua Green
bless you user for defeating the milk monkeys
Gavin Butler
Looks disgusting. What kind of milk do you even buy?
Noah Perez
hurray! huzzah!
Jose Morris
oh thank god.
wait what time is it? shouldn't he have been back from his cigarette run hours ago?
..... op?
Hudson Davis
That is just what we wanted you to think, homo-sapien. You may have bested my minions today, but we will be watching. Waiting. Ready to strike at the crack of the quietest hour, and steal your milkies from the teats of your women. Your OP may not be here. He may never return. Yet, we will be watching, and ready to feast. We shall someday soon have our vengeaaaaaance! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Juan Murphy
oh god no.... op...
well i guess i can have this then
Cooper Cook
Sorry user. I had to borrow your chocolate milk. Chad is coming round to fuck my ass later and he said if I dont have a nice clean bumbum then I get no cummies :(
You can have it all back though, seeing as I was just borrowing it. Here you go! Good as new :)