So user, I guess I'm your government assigned black metal gf. What do you want to do, like...

>So user, I guess I'm your government assigned black metal gf. What do you want to do, like, go light a fire or something...

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let's go burn down some churches trve kvlt

>government assigned
then she doesnt really love me , i'll just ask her to leave

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Return to sender.

>I ordered this 9 years ago
>pre Amazon
>post MCR tho
>it's just bones, nails and hair now

On second thought, I am going to keep it.

*puts her in a cupboard and forgets to feed her and change her bedding*
*looks in the cupboard 6 months later when investigating a funny smell*
woops

Women only feel love for children. Once you accept that, you can have an honest relationship.

>honest relationship
a relationship not built on love or admiration? how does that work?

Yeah, you're not meaty enough. I asked for a thicc black metal gf. No worries though, we can work on that.

>black metal
ew

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You provide, she opens her legs. It's been that way since the dawn of man.

lmao are there more like this? want to see for thrash death and doom

>tfw no metal gf of any kind

I shall hand u a (You)

> mood good
> mood bad
Man bug

>swn teach you an instrument so you can play in a shitty BM band together (YOUR shitty BM band)

YEAH LETS GO COMMIT ARSON BLACK METAL GF

I dunno I guess if I were assigned a goth gf I would just go on dates with her and treat her life a gf.

>tranny hot topic mall goth gf with jew nose

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fuck all I want is a goth/metalhead gf but I'm too afraid to even approach them or talk with them
with normie girls I can talk just fine but
fucking sluts why they won't talk to me

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I feel the pain. Just want a cute (in a she's-cute-to-me-damn-it way) metal gf to share riffs with. Most I've seen are either too fat, too much make-up, and/or mostly listens to nu-metal or metalcore/deathcore bands. Also, goth girls are overrated.

that's malefic from xasthur's gf

"idk, wanna go to a cool forest/cemetary and take pictures? We can listen to music and eat snacks qhile we talk and and enjoy the scenery. Or we could go to a museum or art gallery and scare all the normies while we crack jokes and have a nice time together."

dang, I need a new gf, I miss doing stuff with a partner

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How do I get my non-metalhead gf to take pictures of me in the woods/cemetery?

lol you just ask her. "Hey I wanna go take some pictures here, can you take them for me?" Or ask of they wanna go there with you and ask then to take pictures when you're there.

Or do you think it's something they won't wanna do?

(true) kek at that pic