User have you evern been to a club or a party?

Photoshopped asses to look like horse haunches. Borderline bestiality.

You aren't missing much, I've always gotten the impression that only a small minority of people actually enjoy going to clubs - the attractives one who can do what they want and fuck at the end of the night - and the rest just go because everyone else is doing it.

Positives:
>the girls are hot
>if you're tall (6'+) you stand out among everyone else, so they'll notice you from afar and want to talk
Cons:
>loud music
>so many people, so much motion, ot really sets off my anxiety
>if you don't drink that can be construed as a creepy predator for trying to take advantage of a drunk thot
>drunk people will invade your personal space accidentally and not really care

All in all, clubs are not for me.

>user have you evern been to a club or a party?
yes
>How does it feel to be around such a high amount of hot and drunk thots?
kinda normal. ever go to a mall? it's kinda like that.
>How do these thots act towards you?
they ignore me

yeah. wasn't great.
>freshman year of college
>me and one other friend
>had to pay 20 bucks to get in, party was in some warehouse place in a really shady looking area of the city
>get there at around 9 or 10 pm, it's on the second floor of the warehouse and it's full of highschoolers
>we were the only college students there besides the guy who had invited us
>first thing I notice besides that is that the beer was free and water bottles were 1 dollar
>not much of a drinker and don't know anyone so I just try to have fun by dancing
>friend on the other hand, goes completely nuts
>starts drinking can after can of beer, then mixing it with vodka, shots, and one or two other things
>I have no experience with alcohol so didn't really know how to stop him
>just try to stop him from embarrassing himself or getting into trouble by hitting on the girls
>mean time some random dude gets pissed off at me for trying to steal his girl even though I didn't even talk to a girl there
>it was at this point my friend started to really suffer from the alcohol
>could barely walk, would collapse on the floor at times, and spent lots of time hurling into the only bathroom's toilets
>this started to really piss off the other people there because he was holding up the line
>they pick him up and unceremoniously hand him off to me
>we sequester ourselves in a corner of the party
>that's when the vomiting started to come
>didn't know alcohol safety so didn't know to turn his head to the side to prevent him from choking
>luckily he holds up, but his shirt is covered in vomit and he's pretty much unconscious
>at this point I think it's time to call an ambulance for alcohol poisoning
>ask for help and suggesstions around me
>I will never forget this bit
>everyone, EVERYONE at the party turns toward me and gives me the dirtiest, most hateful looks I have ever received from another person
>immediately try to push me out of the room and onto the street
cont.

>I'm weak and scrawny so I'm forced to drag my unconscious friend on the ground and down the stairs leading up to the room
>all while everyone is yelling and cursing and pushing me
>legit afraid I would get beat up
>I'm so weak that I actually lose grip of my friend and his body flops down the rest of the stairs
>eventually able to drag him to the outside sidewalk and call 911
>cops show up
>freaking out because we're both underage
>they don't seem to care, probably because I was completely sober
>they call the ambulance and it comes
>at this point it's like 2 or 3 am
>sit with my friend in the ambulance as we're being escorted to the hospital
>he's placed under saline and I receive the ridicule and beratement of the entire boomer medical staff for being irresponsible
>one big thing
>I turned 18 the week before, but his birthday was the week after mine
>meaning he was still 17, a minor, and he couldn't be discharged without a parent present
>cops were still there, so I had to spend the rest of the time helping them get into his phone to contact his dad
>the guy who originally invited us texted to see if my friend was okay and probably shit himself when we tried to contact him
>eventually we do contact my friend's dad and he comes to pick us up
>I had gotten no sleep because of this ordeal and I had class that day
>ends with my friend's dad asking me to watch over him because he's had problems drinking before
And that's when I found out I wasn't cut out for parties

>user have you evern been to a club or a party?
yes, a few times
>How does it feel to be around such a high amount of hot and drunk thots?
you ever gone to a store to look at all the nice shit you can't afford? that's the feeling. at least you get to stare at half naked hot young asses and tits
>How do these thots act towards you?
they don't even aknowledge me

>judges you based on your looks
>only wants to get drunk and fuck

they're just a bunch of no good retards who want drown in hedonism, I might be a loner but at least I have inner peace and don't depend on approval of others

all of the partying shit is pointless and a coping mechanism to a miserable life

>his body flops down the stairs

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I have been to just about every kind of legal social outing involving booze and large groups of people that you can think of. That and a bunch of highschool parties as a highschooler.

It's all usually pretty cool until the taboo wears off. If you're under 21, it's kind of the wild west depending on the people and setting, but these times are the best for experiencing the wild shit for the first time because it's usually people you know. Once you're able to go to a bar, a house party is just less fun (unless it's after last call and the whole bar moves to a house). That being said, although wild shit DOES happen, 9.9 times out of 10, girls these days never travel alone. They're in large groups or with their boyfriends. So it's weird and awkward trying to approach one woman for a dance or conversation because she is never by herself (good for her safety overall for sure though). Either way, it all gets boring and blurs together over time.

damn, good for you for not drinking at all. you were a great bro for that guy

Yeah, there's a local 80s club I go to often. Every couple weekends or so. They also have Industrial and Goth nights that I go to. Place has been around since the early 80s, so its pretty popular in my city. I'm semi-friends with some of the regulars now. Know all the DJs and promoters. There's also another club that started having goth nights every other week, and it's had a nice turnout. I exclusively am in the alternative/goth club scene desu

I'd say maybe 30% of the females that go are around my age (23), the larger portion are about between 26-40, and some older club goers, usually have been going for years.

I won't say that too many are "hot" but most girls that go are 6-8 tier range. Then a minority below or above that, but attractive women do go often, as these places I frequent also host fetish nights, concerts, genre specific dance nights, and misc events.

It feels alright. Normie thots and regular clubsluts are obviously around some nights. I don't really think much about them, as I'm mostly there to dance and talk with friends. But I'm recently single so idk

it's rare to actually see girls who are drunk, if they are they are usually surrounded by their sober friends who baby sit and look after them. most girls in clubs have two or three drinks max and that's it. so do most men for that matter. many nights I'm sure to be the only person in the whole bar/club who is visibly drunk

Oh, and also parties, been to those.

Those usually suck unless it's a party of your friends. Otherwise you'll just be standing around bored looking at your phone. Even then it may be boring. But that might just be me, as all my friends are just fucking weebs, so parties are usually just all of us in one of our larger houses, a majority of them drinking and listening to loud music, and some of us playing a competitive game like Smash.

I used to go a lot to parties and clubs. I always take my time to dress nice and look good, I also spend most of the time there dancing and just vibing to the music. I'm not a bad dancer I have been told multiple times. I definitely see girls staring at me a lot and quite often they just come and stand next to me and start dancing or do something else to pull my attention towards them. I usually ignore them so they usually just fuck off after a while. I'm a bit of a old school romantic so I don't really care much for one night stands and pointless sex, thank God. Now I only go to drum and bass and dubstep raves where shit usually goes down the same way.

yeah, he was basically unconscious at that point. as soon as some of those other people tried to force him to stand up he immediately flopped back onto the floor. I was trying to fireman's carry him at first but he fell off my shoulder and rolled down the stairwell. I was so scared he would be injured or get a concussion but luckily that didn't happen, I think because the stairs had carpets which cushioned his fall.
I knew the other guy wasn't gonna help us because even though he invited us and knew my friend, there were just too many people there to save face or "be cool" in front of. I also at least knew that within a group going to a party, at least one person should be sober or only drink lightly in case shit goes south or the others need a ride home.

My friend was a pretty good dude. He took me to the gym and even to one of those PUA meetings in an attempt to make us more desirable, and going to this party was supposed to be another one of those attempts. He didn't deserve to stay unconscious and covered in vomit alone at some warehouse in the middle of a run down neighborhood. I'm glad I was able to help him. And in the end I did learn something, albeit not what we would have probably wanted, kek.

Like I would even think about such hedonism.

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Parties and clubs are disgusting. I absolutely can't stand alcohol so that already disqualifies me from attending because there's no point otherwise. I can't dance and I'm not interested in learning to, either.

Ended up in a club last night with some of my mates after we bumped into some people from our old school. I kinda just stood at the bar and watched everybody else. Me and my friends stood out massively, we all have zero dress sense and look like dweebs. These girls came talking to us and wanted to dance but I think they were just taking the piss.

I honestly fucking hate clubs, just reminds me of how much of a twat I really am. Plus the musics always deafening, and I mostly like to go out to have a good chat with friends.

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AMA I guess, If anyone wants to know anything else

Don't drink alcohol either, went to multiple parties and they were boring.
I have no idea what the fuck people are doing there besides drinking alcohol and half-assedly dancing. Is this fun? Is this life?

The girls aren't that interesting either, unless you know eachother people seemingly don't interact with other people. It's not like in the movies. Kind of funny considering the huge density of people.

no. those types of girls scare and intimidate me. and i dont like social stuff

none of these 3 girls are attractive

>"DUDE, GO TO MONTREAL!" ALL THE HAWT EASY GIRLS ARE OVER THERE! "
>WOMEN LITERALLY THROW THEMSELVES AT YOU"
>Go to Montreal alone for vacation
>Hit the clubs and bars whenever I can
>entrance fees were over 15 bucks and I'm on vacation so I force myself to dance and socialize
>Dance like an idiot with no rhythm bumping in to people but fuck it I'm tipsy
>interact with a few dude dudebros and dance with them
>when I try to dance with girls they give a frightening stare and slowly move away for me or give one word response

Only female interaction I'd get is with the bartenders. Most of the girls there went with dates or brought along the female friends to only dance with them. It's like they were looking at me as if I was offering them sulfuric acid for their vaginas. Half of the time I was just splurging around for an opportunity but it's just nothing. I'd had more interaction with the homeless than I did with women here.

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I wish I had the backbone to go on vacation on my own, sounds comfy.

I went clubbing a few times back a few years ago when I still kinda had friends. The only time a girl spoke to me in a club was to tell me how ugly I am. And no, I wasn't trying to go up to speak to her (or anyone, I don't do hookups), she came up to me and said this.

I swear women are like sharks. They smell blood in the water (weakness) and then go in for the kill. They're perfectly content to kick people when they're down.

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I've been to many house parties and frat parties and the like while in college. I've been clubbing quite often too but can only remember truly enjoying myself at them three times or so. I'm used to hanging out with thots so it wasn't anything strange or new for me.

If you have experience with traveling to far away places with other people, it shouldn't be too hard, especially at a place where they can speak English. Montreal is pretty compact so its easy to find your place even though it's a big city.

>The only time a girl spoke to me in a club was to tell me how ugly I am
Shit man, I'd have probably laughed. Theres a point where shit like that just goes full circle and becomes comical. You laugh so you don't cry kinda thing.

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I did laugh about it tbf. My mates said I should have told her she was fat back, but I couldn't muster up the mental energy for it. And I didn't want to just burst into tears like a little pussy so I laughed, it was all I could do at my pathetic self.

Needless to say I haven't been clubbing since. No point now that I don't even have friends anymore

im sure you know this but this happens more than youd think. people get jsut the right amount of drunk and feel like theyre on top of the world and can do/say anything. difference is, it seems okay for a girl to say that to a guy because of the different image that guys and girls have at clubs or in general. it sucks but ive been called a creep or ugly before by girls and ive also had successes sometimes so its best to just blow it off user

ur a no good retard too only difference is your waste of time goes to browsing Jow Forums and watching porn because you cannot get laid. Get real, loser.

Yes but I didn't even interact with this girl beforehand, she just came up to me outside the club and started harassing me. Just shows everyone in the club was thinking it but she had the guts to say it

nah dont put yourself down like that. most normal people tend not to start shit without a reason so she must have been off her rocker. people are crazy and youll go through life with a ton of these wierd unfair experiences. dont be so hard on yourself when you did nothing wrong

this has not been my experience at all but maybe its just the shitty clubs ive been to. yeah there are def girls that nurse drinks and are there to just dance/hang out with their girls but most people ive met while clubbing have been drunk as fuck

>Go to a bar
>Shit music
>Expensive
>Attractive women in no clothes and peacocking men "dancing" or having pissing contests of X kind
>It's literally designated get drunk until sex happens zone
It was like I was in the monkey enclosure of a zoo

>Yes but I didn't even interact with this girl beforehand
Are you fat?
Were you looking out girls for more than a couple of seconds? Like literally staring at them for minutes?

user have you ever been to a club or a party?
>I have been to a Halloween party
How does it feel to be around such a high amount of hot and drunk thots?
>Excitement because I get to meet new people.
How do these thots act towards you?
>Talkative or busy I guess.

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I was slightly chubby but not actually fat (I am now but that's irrelevant), the girl was mostly talking shit about my hairstyle and facial hair. Which to be fair was probably pretty unkempt. Also trashed my clothes a little too. As I say though I never went clubbing to try and attract women, I just went because it was an excuse to get drunk and because it was all my friends ever wanted to do (some of them were normie enough to regularly pull women at clubs and parties). I guess then that part of the reason I'm not in touch with my old friends anymore is because I stopped going to shit like that. Just wasn't for me

I don't know desu, could have been but without a third person observing to tell me that's what I was doing then I don't know. I wasn't trying to anyway, guess I just naturally look creepy

>user have you evern been to a club or a party?
Sure. Fairly regularly. More often when I was younger and single.
Parties are different from nightclubs. In this case, I'll limit my answer to nightclubs.
>How does it feel to be around such a high amount of hot and drunk thots?
It's fun. Everyone's inhibition is lowered.
>How do these thots act towards you?
Depends on how you act toward them. They're just there to have fun too. So if you're creeping on them you'll get a cold shoulder, but if you just want to dance, they'll gladly join you.

I work in one, can confirm thisPeople are literal beasts, animals in human form, intelligent or dumb, they lack something a complete person needs to know they should avoid such places.

Sometimes i hope i had contact with a girl, different from the bunch, someone that maybe got pushed into going in the club trough peer pressure and regrets the decision, but i know that's not going to happen, and i will only have access to subhuman roasties instead, that themselves will prefer the subhuman overconfident chad that makes them laugh saying stupid as fuck shit.

>but at least I have inner peace
You don't sound like you have inner peace.
You sound bitter and lonely.

>can't get laid
stopped caring long ago desu, 99% of women are not worth it anyway
>bitter and lonely
I've outgrown this stage, all humans are inherently toxic and selfish, they are not worth my time, hence I spend time improving myself alone

How did you get the job? You must be attractive.

Being lonely sucks. I've been there, man. I feel for you. It's not too late, bro. It's never too late. Only death is permanent.

When I was younger it made me sad. Now I don't care as much about them not liking me and just enjoy getting drunk and talking to people.
Even if the girls aren't interested in me, they're usually at least polite. I talk to them the same way I'd talk to guys so we just have regular conversations.

I went to Thailand on my own. It felt weird before but while doing it, it felt very normal. If you've just looked the place up and booked your hotel already, you'll be fine.

Probably i am, I'm not completely self conscious about it, but my brother landed me the job, he's a complete normalfag, despite that I'm as hopeless as most of the people here due to autism.

I just came for pictures of club thots.

Sorry user i don't have much good material here

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I'm glad for every scrap, thank you.

old thots, but i would still destroy the one on the left

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I try going to clubs alone occasionally, but it just depresses the shit out of me, since I am not really a part of any of the social stuff going on. I see so many beautiful women and just makes me sad that I cant be with any of them

>just makes me sad that I cant be with any of them
have you tried going up to them and asking them if they'd like to dance?

god i miss going to parties and clubs and just drinking with people together in general

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>How do these thots act towards you?
They ignore you until you make an advance. If you leave her for a minute to get a drink or take a piss, six other guys will have tried the same

>If you leave her for a minute to get a drink or take a piss, six other guys will have tried the same

Obviously, but every now and then you come back from the bar and they're waiting for you right were you left them. No better feeling.
That's really when you start thinking about asking if she wants to swing by your place this evening.

they love me for no reason

Wow, I'd pledge my seed to that semen demon.

fpbp

>54191968
work as a bouncer for a mid range club
red pilled me on women AND MEN
alot of the women are single have children and still go cubing
alot of the men are in relationships but still looking for a side piece
women will throw themselves at you once drunk looking for a quick fuck
ama

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sounds like a club i frequent in my slavic shithole country's capital

i've seen the ugliest troglodytes pick up dumb whores in clubs, it's nothing special you naive beta cuck boy

even if i was a chad i dont think id waste my time in a club, just go on tinder if you want easy pussy. bar and club skanks are the fucking worst

These Thots are not hot, they are hags.

i always thought this was so weird. if you leave a woman alone just for a minute to go to the bathroom, they will probably be gone when you come back. it's so fucking heartless and weird

Wrong. Models go to clubs.

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These bitches look so ridiculous I literally wonder why I been scared of talk to women most of my life. I can feel myself not putting whores on a pedestal anymore .. am I ascending to chadism!? Might be..

Yea and us 4chaners are so full of life, and arent pussy drieved like those NPC clubbers

Get real just say that youre insecure and socialy awkward.

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I've been to them before and it's fucking boring
>drink
>wiggle on someone you hardly know
>if you get 'lucky' you go home with a girl who probably has STDs and a 15+ bodycount minimum

>Anons confidence destroy by a random drunk Thot
This is even more beta than being a BBC cuck senpai kek
Sort yourself out m888

No you're just a fucking incel

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as soon as anyone says something bad about clubs or bars, people like this have to jump down their throat. im guessing you go to a bar at least once a week but you still dont get much pussy or else you wouldn't be posting here

Virtue signaling faggot you're such a pussy its unbelievable. I don't even go to clubs its just obvious to me that you're full of shit. Stop thinking you're better than other people for sitting in your room all day you fucking incel

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do girls actually get laid every time they go?
is this the only reason they go?

What happen user? Whats stopping you from still doing this?

im older now. not to the point where itd be ridiculous and i still go to clubs once in a while but ive settled down and mot of my friends are either preparing to get married or having kids now. theyre a bit older than me but it makes me want to kind of stop doing that shit and get my own life together too

Haha just go clubbing for fun bro
Just have a good time dude

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Agree. I'm 20 and never went to such places. However, a coworker invited me to go clubbing next week and I'm going. We'll see how it goes. Maybe it confirms my opinion and maybe I have a great time. Going into it with an open mind. Wish me luck

>to easily pick up
an STD at a club
FTFY

so you consider yourself equal to club skanks? lmao. theyre such lovely people user

>have you ever been to a club or party
just went to one last night at someones house. was watching one of my friends play in a band there.

>how does it feel to be around such a high amount of hot and drunk thots
don't care about thots. won't even talk to them unless they initiate a conversation with me and even then most of them aren't worth any extra words.

>how do these thots act towards you?
they're nice to me i guess but thats probably because i don't give them attention or respect.

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Don't like going to clubs but drinking with friends at some good heavy metal bar is patrician

I really hate being at clubs. They're loud, obnoxious and they feel disgusting. Being in them just makes me feel all the lonelier, too. It's not a friendly environment, and I can tell that nobody else feels like it is either. It's a useful space for certain things and that's it.

I jack off to some pretty degenerate shit so......

>I never went to such places.
>Maybe it confirms my opinion

You don't have an opinion. What you have is called a preconceived notion.

I have ligma

left > right >> middle desu

Oh, this is important.

Don't go to bad clubs. The difference between a good club and a bad club is night and day.
Look at the line of people waiting to get in. Are they ugly? Yes? It's a bad club.

Plus, there are plenty of clubs that you can go to that aren't just thud-thud-thud dance music and watered-down drinks. It's not all a Flyover Stater's idea of Studio 54 debauchery.

Im a 5ft 4 manlet so im almost guaranteed to have a bad time at a club.

Do your local clubs have Filipino nights?