/britfeel/

Quality of this thread is shit and its posters are worse

These pro-no deal articles they're doing for the Government are getting ridiculous
>eat bugs guys!
>american cheese is actually fine guys!
>dying's pretty good guys!

lol unsolicited porn haha classic britfeel

I had a dream about Ship user last night.
He came over to my house to hang out, we played some Smash and had a great time.
Then I checked my computer and saw that somehow he had hacked into my phone and had been uploading my photos to /britfeel/ the entire night. Personal family photos, the lot.
When I confronted him about it he just sat there and laughed, and kept uploading them.
I got really angry and started to beat him. He didn't care, he just laughed. Then my brother came in and we beat him to death with a dumbbell. I was upset because I thought of Shippy as a mate and felt really betrayed.
Hope it never happens.

*rapes ya bum*
now you're gay to

real slagposting hours lads

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> so what do you guys talk about?
lurk moar you lazy piece of shit.

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mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-demands-compensation-melted-3-19114725

>it ASDAHS FAULT I DONT HAVE A CAR

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>unsolicited
You solicited it as soon as you came to Jow Forums.

Why would you be dreaming about a nonce?

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Even the baby is a goblin.
Do neither of these fucking mugs realise you can just refreeze the icecream?

Blessing our great lads in britfeel on this pleasant Sunday

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Me? I put a spoiler on when I post pictures of tits and the like

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Last GF was a brit and she turned into a huge cunt. Fuck brits and fuck the queen. Bunch of cunts. FUCK.

>turned into
lel

seems like there's not much conversation at times. people shitpost their memes or spam their gimmicks.
it's a chore to go through at times.
some nice anons in here though when you filter the shit

i want tits like that...

I want a gf with titties like that so I can suckle them.

Cry harder, chestlet

Tim's started taking photos of himself wanking now

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Gonna be dope sick at work. Fuck sobriety.

"At around this time, we made a healthy, informed, democratic
decision to get back on drugs as
soon as possible. It took about
twelve hours."

imagine going the gym and seeing some whore doing this

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watched the old blade runner last night with me dad and brother. i thought it was proper good but me dad fell asleep and me brother got bored and was looking at his phone a lot

YEAH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE
(MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE)
BUT IT'S OOOOOOOOOOVER NOW
IT WAS ALL THAT I WANTED
NOW I'M LIVING WITHOOOOOOOOUT

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oi mate, it's no fap september, have a tit or a wit

You'll have to shell out for them, Moni. Hope you can afford them with your pay

lob a 10kg dumbell at her head the stupid bint
hate women in the gym, they aren't there to train, they're literally there to show off

some cunt sat opposite me, in an otherwise empty gym, to do hip thrusts, so that every time I came up from a set I'd see her fucking minge being thrust towards me
gross

I watched it after I watched BR2049
Couldnt get past half way I was that bored

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On a strict diet and a small 2 bedroom flat I could afford it, just about. Children would be really tough to support though, even with the benefits.

my gym has women only days for half the week. like 4 days

thursday friday, saturday, sunday

men only get monday, tuesday, wedneday

You just can't handle the bants mate.

That's not true, you can't train on only mon/tue/wed.

>lob a 10kg dumbell at her head the stupid bint

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then I'd find you and smash a kettlebell into your groin
turn you into a woman

i think thats the point, since all the guys are at work
it is. they have bouncers at the door. so you can just barge in.
no other gym for 20 miles, so they have a monopoly

DUT DUT DUT DUT
VREEEEE VROOOOO
VREEEEEE VROOOOO

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this man wants YOU to become an entrepreneur

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Hahaha what fantasy gym is this? Link me the website, because I don't believe you at all.

Listened to that album maybe 5 times but it's just never clicked with me man
I mean yeah it's good but it's held in such high regard by so many people
Maybe I'm just to stupid to understand it

anyone else wank more often than they shower lol

@54192952
@54192976
this is atrocious larping. fiver in the larp jar or fucking gas yourself

have to have a shower after each one to wash the shame off

Yeah me, I must have 5 wanks to every shower.

Think the hackers on steroids ANONYMOUS should stand by hong kong tbqh.
Time to get out the guy fawkes masks and start making YouTube videos and prank calling chinese takeaways. It's been a while since anonymongs had a self righteous meme.

>cleaning's not going so good
>stopping for food and then a spliff
>eurgh

Gonna go play a bit of GTA5
You lads behave yerselves whilst I'm gone okay

*throws a croissant at the wall*

>hack government website
>Photoshop a dick on the heads of all the officials
take that you tryrants!

>tfw all i want is someone to take advantage of me being a neet to make me dependent on them and take HRT
One day bros.

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lol classic britfeel tranny classics

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your forehead and chin are too big, you deranged freak (no, i'm not trying to imply that you're any particular tranny user)

off to lidl for food.
i'll get us all a toffee yumyum to share.

For various reasons I need the next few months to last as long as possible, how do I do this?

Dropped a very large sum of money recently on MTG cards

I really need someone to take over my finances, please

It's like every paycheck for the last 3 months and next month gone

You can have your pay deposited into my account and I will release money to you if your justification is good enough.
I'm a trusted friend of yours.

mighty!
lusty
bennis
fuck me britfeel is so boring on a sunday

dilate you deranged tranny

The problem is more the credit cards since I don't need any cash available to use them

I use credit cards to pay for everything

lads are all at church or taking a break from Jow Forums to keep the sabbath holy

Sulky Sunday, Seething September.
It is a good pain.

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>be me 3 years ago
>just wanna dress up as a girl and wear pretty dresses
>not gay at all, liked girls
>start getting into trap anime
>evolves into hentai
>disgusted by guys at first
>slowly begin to not mind futa
>begin to not mind men
>have small penis
>begin to get into sph
>eventually begin to prefer men and big dicks
>start talking to guy online
>6'3, 8 inch dick, says i'm cute
>nice to me and really sweet
>starts telling me how to dress for him, introduces me to wearing makeup
>delve deeper and deeper over the past year
>starting hrt soon, moving in with him in six months

can't say i really regret anything, i wanna be a housewife for him now
.gg/myT7chJ

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So you've spent what will be about 4k on MTG cards in one go?
Not sure I can believe this. Let's see the order/receipt.

4k seems too much, I think it's around the 2k mark, maybe more

I'll add everything up tonight

How can you find the old one boring but like the sequel? If anything the sequel has more lingering shots and periods of nothing happening

fake ass tranny, you should be paying for your facial feminisation instead you waste it on magic cards. you're a fucking fetishist, neck yourself you freak.

Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so

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wow you are well and truly bonked in the head. you need to be sectioned, you freak. i bet your grandparents are rolling in their graves. i hope your dad has disowned your discord tranny ass, or maybe you grew up without a dad and that's why you ended up so fucked. dilate

>s*mmer is coming to an end
feels good lads

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tfw no rachel blade runner gf

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a very good feel. only 22 days until autumn

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>you will never spend 3 years in Cold War era Berlin doing coke with Iggy Pop and making legendary albums

you know what, I fucking hate gluten free people

went to a birthday meal, cake was brought out at the end, and because one person there was gluten free the cake had to accommodate him.

never eaten a more disgusting, rock hard cake in my life.

Not sure really
Just is what it is

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thumbnail makes her look like a chimp in a space suit

*turns up TBN uk to drown out the sound of the lads playing MBV and Bowie*

I prefer her in Ace Ventura when she has a cock

coeliac disease can develop at any time

>*pulls plug on music player*
Who pissed all over the toilet seat again!?

He knows. He also knows I like girls a little shorter than me, and that I want a family oriented woman.
How much of a description do you normally give to answer that question? (What kind of girls do you like)

sorry lad, didnt pee after a wank last night and ended up with split stream when i went this morning

There's also half a croissant just lying on the floor over there. State of this place

27 year old manchild paki spending his call centre wage on mtg cards while living rent free at his dads. Good investment you silly paki.

>went to the shop
>mini cheddars
>sure why not, not had them in years
>choice of cheddar, bbq, monterrey jack, pepperjack and another one I forgot the name of already
I had too much choice. Went for the monterrey one, they're quite nice.

Actually they are good investments since they hold their value well

the bennis is gonna have a break from this place,wheres all the good bants?my buddies?have been here too long, since 2016 i think

remember when you gloated about fleeing the nest when you was at uni and that your "awful" fucking mum could shove her concern and love? and now you live at home hiding in your room with your mum and dad, scared to move out because you're a fucking useless pathetic excuse of a human?

No yumyums in lidl, apart from the milfs, haha. I know i know objectfy peoples is bad
There's a big lad would make a sturdy table. Teehee

Spent 2k on cardboard

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not when you put your grubby big tranny hands all over them retard

Appreciating an attractive woman isn't objectifying lad, it's just what men do. We shouldn't feel ashamed for our own instincts