/britfeel/

*sneaks in through the ventilation system to avoid the bouncer*

Pressure is building on nofap september, can feel the tingles in my balls and shaft

cringe and somethingpilled

Isn't it obvious to your parents that you are a virgin?

honestly what's the point lad, by the first week you're not even gaining any benefit you're just denying yourself release

no, im going to get a gf at some point this month, chicks will feel my semen energy through my pores, they'll be all over me mate

I would just like to apologize for the actions of some posters who will remain nameless, Most of us Blimps are simple lads who just enjoy drafting on Friday nights after work. We in no way support paedophilia, sexually harassing women, cross dressing, LARP, or being a non white.

While magic the gathering has seen an influx of (shall we say) non standard rotation players, this still remains a largely okay hobby with a descent 80% normal lads populations.

Thank you for listening.

I for one don't blame MtG, it's not the game's fault that it attracts disgusting sexual deviants with criminal records occasionally.

Have him watch this lad
youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

And for you, let me say you've made the right choice
youtube.com/watch?v=vpzyQJJ8R0Y

Watching skins on netflix because i'm bored.

good luck lad. don't really know what you mean by blackpilled, i don't keep up with the yuuf n stuff

Who'd have thought this time last week we'd all see tim's spermie wermies

what the...
youtube.com/watch?v=jhVRNid3Gew

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HE FILMED SOMEBODY POOING
can i have bits with my chips?

54196792
Fuck off you cancerous little gimp

Wow lads, this bit really spoke to me, tfw 4ever alone
youtu.be/sJ8EAwRauoM?t=486

I hope you mean the UK one user
Watch Extras too

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something to do with nihilsm i think

actually been watching the US one, seen the UK one loads but I fancied a change, see how they stack up, its pretty good

probably, but not a khhv
that's alri lad
hahaha the second link always gets me

best character in frasier desu.
he could tell his dad that

youtube.com/watch?v=ASZooYTwgEo

preferred timmy's terrorist thugs trope to the naked selfies one

Meme technology is getting really advanced isn't lads

not based and cringepilled, have sex incel

>29 in 3 weeks

*long exhale*

Do you ever think that maybe some britfeel posters entire lore from start to finish might be a several year long elaborate LARP

Wht if SP is a 36 year old sales director from lowestoft that just has a lot of time on his hands now after a messy divorce, and spends all his free time larping here

Last day of my Shudder subscription. Not worth having long term imo

Ribena is the same guy who played Craven on /brit/. It's all a ruse

20% of the men get 80% of the women these days. When your dad was courting, it was more like 60% of the men getting 80% of the women.

shall be posting my first draft next week
we're all britnormie larps, in the end
true lad, trawling for papers isn't going to be fun though

I'm pretty sure Norway lad was just a britnormie character

if you're not 6'2 and have a six figure income you basically can only get obese and deformed slags

I'm going to standstead next weekend to play magic the gathering, doing some khans limited and chaos drafts

Can I come along, bud?

this but unironically and in truth

Go get fucked your cross dressing pervert nonce machione

"and thats my excuse for not trying"
you're pathetic

Finger itchin', tweekin' off of the percs
Nigga you ain't real, in the hood, you ain't got serves
I'm a street nigga, cuz a nigga puttin' in work
You a broke nigga boy, you ain't got no worth

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Looks like an overweight female to male tranny.

Got to admit lads, I had a wank over Tim's photos. I am not even gay and obviously I don't fancy him, I am just a sick fuck.

Anyone else?

It's over. Tim just posted scat smeared all over his face

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1168071149466640385

sorry mate, we speak English here.

To be honest, yes. But I don't know what came over me and I certainly won't be doing it again.

Had me scared there for a second

It's not beyond the realm of possibility any more

At this point I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that happened

8 hours of radio silence

Reckon hes just having a nap, or got sectioned?

I know, that why it had me scared. Anything's now possible and I don't like it one bit.

How the fuck is that video even worth making. She literally starts it by just eating a normal English breakfast. Fuck I hate this shit.

It's Sunday so his daughter is taking him to that cafe where he eats sandwiches.

link to this goddamn track now faggot

No way does Tim have a daughter, how did he have sex?

first week of self improvement September was pretty good
and other we all gonna make it brahs in?

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Everybody who believes this doesnt have friends desu
Get out more senpai

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Best brand of mustard? Don't give me any of that weak french's shite.

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not him but there was a time where tim was pretty normal

>you'll never give ol tim a foot massage

>Best brand of mustard?
colmans

>we're all just an accident or illness away from being a gross fat guy posting penis pics and his teddy bears on twitter

>Biking 6k on the exersize bike and 4k on normal one some days
>Running 2.5k and getting up to 5k by the end of the month
>Got a job
>Fasting 20/4 and eating healthy

That was comeback august
Self improvement September means building on these skills

scary init?

does she know about the naked pics?

damn m8, that's got to be the best comeback August I've ever seen

Imagine checking your dad's twitter and seeing a picture of him stood there, post-wank

Based self improvement lad, I do something similar where I measure my time using a calinda, been kinda easy on myself this week because work starts tomorrow

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Tim doesn't have a daughter.

what app is that pic from la

>got excited about clasic wow box
lol
your system looks much better than mine, maybe I should switch it up
what is the tutoring about?

google calindas

Been awake 24 hours. 1 more hour of wage slaving till I'm free.

Tim's in the hospital

Seems a bit sad looking back at it, I just sat around and waiting for classic to come out.

I tutor programming to make a little extra on the side.

Hi lids been a week since I posted the place and gone down hill as has Tim, has he really turned into homo exhibitionist or is some user just doing good photoshops?

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Her name is Cassie she studies Art History at Bristol Uni

>3 hours in the gym each day
>excited about wow for 8.5 hours
>never eats

lol
try reporting actual activities and times

He doesn't have a daughter lad.

shame free week

I do go to the gym for that long lod, I mean it also includes travel time, but the gym is only 20 minutes away so...

Also I had been recording meal times but the last few days I've just been ordering junk food so I guess it doesn't really count.

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Tim's just become a member of Parliament

I'm not surprised, Boris needs the numbers and Tim certainly seems like a 'hard' brexiter

Tim's just been accepted into a kibbutz in Israel

"will the right Honorable bryn please pout some clothes on"

youtube.com/watch?v=UomRO_lxx_s

this is severely autistic and lacks any coherent structure
you can't do all your gym time in a day or three, it needs to be spread out

I don't like Ricky Gerivas stand up or shows except for Extras, stand up in general these days is shite, seems like its all playing the crowd mixed with preachy current event shite.
Just watched Dave Chappells new special and it was pretty crap imo, half of it is the crowd hooting and hollering over then about 80% of the jokes aren't funny about 15% get a smirk and the rest had me audibly laughing.

this is now /Amerifeel/
Americans rise up
Memphis, Tennessee reporting in

>this is severely autistic and lacks any coherent structure
My timetable or this thread?
>you can't do all your gym time in a day or three, it needs to be spread out
I'm not really going to the gym for strength or health, I just do it because its something to do, I go when I feel like it

Hey bud how's it going? I myself hail from good ol' Texa- *gets shot*

Calling larp even retards know you need rest days unless you work different muscle groups each day