How is my Tinder profile anons? I need advice

How is my Tinder profile anons? I need advice

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Get a haircut user, something a bit more tidy. Other than that, looks alright.

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Lol you are from hamburg? Me too. Never mention anime in your bio lol

I'm no good on tinder but you need to stop dressing like you're afraid of being noticed and get a haircut fit for a man over the age of 15. You look like an actor on the goddamn Disney channel.

Also, take Reddit out of your bio. I have no idea why you think the fact that you shitpost on the internet would be an attractive trait.

>reddit
others are based but remove anime or atleast put it at the end of the list

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Jesus christ. This might be the worst profile ive ever seen. I dont even know where to start

Change mein lied to mein kampf

Haircut, don't mention anime or reddit and maybe some different clothes, no offense but you're looking like a discount leafyishere

What's asian doing in Germoney?

>26 and have the haircut of an emo high schooler.

Cut it short and keep it neat. You've just doubled (at least) your chances at scoring.

get a haircut, do not mention you are into weeb shit or politics and you should be fine

If that's your house, mention it's your house. At the very least, you will attract single mothers.

Get a haircut and don't act like a virgin in your bio.

>hoodie over shirt
>terrible haircut
>weebshit
>vidyagames
>nerdshit
>nerdshit
>reddit
>politics and history
>german marching songs

I don't know what you are expecting

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Haircut but find a good hair dresses that will work with you instead of just fucking it up, its a nice lenght where you can try out couple of different things as you go shorter and shorter.
Get jeans that fit you and aren't two sizes too large
Remove hoodie
Get a dark colored buttondown

Remove all that cringe from your bio

there is literally nothing on this bio that will catch the interest of a tinder slut. if you don't see this, you truly belong here.

>Preussen Gloria
no way that's you OP, or you're baiting

is that list in order of importance?
lmaoing at your life

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Haircut. Your clothes are fine. Leave out anime and reddit.

>that haircut

Is there any wonder why you're a virgin

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Have none of u ever used tinder? It's not his account, the heart at the bottom is so you can like the person, which you can't do to yourself.

Only chads make it on Tinder

karl du homo nimm die hand aus der tasche, geh zum friseur und nimm das web vor dem programmierer weg. wenn du studierst willst du sicher nicht web developer werden.

stop wearing that shitty hoodie you fucking bitch and take the picture from a low angle to sppear taller you useless faggot

>that haircut
>web developer ( a.k.a I was too lazy to study to become a sysadmin )
>living in a shithole known as Hamburg ( here's your 2 room apartment for 400,000 EUR bro)
>anime, vidya and reddit
>Preussen Gloria
You're a walking meme and you dry the pussy up faster than water vaporises on a hot plate of metal in the middle of the Sahara desert. Still had a good chuckle.

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You sound boring as fuck, get a better picture
Get a haircut

>motherfucking shirt under a hoodie

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>reddit
>history
>politics
99% cringe

you look like a 16 year old failed normie gone emo beta-orbiter desu sempai

This post tiggered me, webdevs on average make more than sys admin and they are completely different jobs

You seem to be a nice guy. I'd swipe right. Is that how you 'like' someone?

>reddit
>REDDIT
Bring dich um, du Sauerstoffverschwendung

Also, can you tell me about being a web developer? What does that entail? How did you work towards that? Do you get paid well? I think it'd be an interesting topic. Please tell me about it, user. >.

Remove anime and reddit. Also use a less depressing picture.

What's wrong with that?

>interest
>reddit
You are the exact type of guy girl would never consider on tinder

1. Your hair looks like an elderly Asian woman
2. Your hobbies are a major turn off

Get a haircut and put some dumb joke in your bio