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Be xumi, jewish

I have never had a single friend in my life. not even discord friends. how do i go about getting friends?

Whats up with all the racism on this site im black and im pretty sure there are a lot of white guys out there that are...

Things that invalidate your robot status

Your girlfriend hits you during an argument. How do you react?

Asian female love thread

Male stretchmarks

Don't fall for the stem meme

Playing female vidya characters online became part of my identity

Asian female hate thread

I have no idea why I don't kill myself

Do you ever run into people from your high school?

Tfw my ldr boyfriend is threatening to break up with me if I don't go outside more

You could literally die any second

Why do people ACTUALLY have e-relationships? it's the most stupid shit to me...

What do u think of this painting I made?

WHY ARE MEN SO FUCKIN DENSE?!

Fucking how? This is harder than winning 10 lotteries in a row

I really wish this could be me but my parents are christian and I still live with them what do

Portrait thread

Hello Jow Forums users !!

Have you ever been in a fight?

Robots who shit in public bathrooms with other people around, how did you get that confident?

When you talk to yourself in your head, who is doing the talking and who are you talking to?

Who is your favorite loli idol?

Skelly robots report in this thread

SIR PLEASE YOU CAN'T COOM IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LE-

Be openly racist Southern white guy

/dft/ - Daily Florida Thread

Ruin this job interview in five words or less

Fembots are cute! CUTE! and nice!

You hanging in there /tv/

Accidentally cheated on ldr robot bf again

Ywn suck someone's dick

You're a brooding, cynical, asocial boy waiting for an openhearted, optimistic...

Alone in a Friday Night

User, I'm ready to settle down now. It's time. I'm 30 years old and fresher than ever. You're lucky to have me

I hate all "fembots", here. you're all boring on discord, and ugly as shit. fuck you all

This weeb girl has all her nudes and shlick videos on sale for 15 dollars but I'm a broke NEET...

Why do girls like Bonbibonkers have such a hard in for Asian guys?

Bow to your new aspie fembot queen, robots. Resistance is FUTILE and punishable by death

What do u guys think of my new gf? Shes japanese

Do you have ANY hobbies that are not:

I rejected some girl on discord...

Tfw no chubby cuddly soft gf(female)

Are there even chilean robots?

Women Love Thread

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity

Remember to stay positive user :D

~ XUMI EXPOSED ~

Brainlet media:

Here's a fun thing we can do. Go ahead and make one as close to yourself as you can, then do how you would rather look...

Right now, take a photo of your room and post it. No cleaning

My new girlfriend was deprived of love throughout her entire upbringing. She was bullied at school and abused at home...

I want to find an 18-24 girl with gluttonous tendencies and then encourage the behavior. After she eats a lot...

I got kicked out of my uni in March 2018 and I'm a NEET since then. To be fair this is my best time ever

How does one get a perfect body like this?

I faked my suicide

Why do average sized dicks look so embarrassingly tiny?

I feel sad and lonely

How do I defeat this boss?

When would be the best time to end it all?

Your lack of willingness to be violent is why you are an incel

Going to BK, you guys want anything?

Boys are incapable of feeling compassion

I love pain oh my fucking god pain feels so good oh my god please make me feel pain oh my fucking god more and more and...

I dropped 2 acid gummy bears a couple hours and im balls deep in it's trip,frens around in case it gets dark?

157 days? How do people do this? wtf

Oh hey user, does this top make my tits look too big?

I prefer non-white women

Tfw a webm cures your gayness

Robot Rooms Thread

Post wife materiel

Is it just me, or are single women pretty much impossible to find? Every girl I ever knew, at school and my current job...

Would you rather be fucked by chad in secret, or watch chad fuck your crush/gf?

Don't you just want to protect this qt forever and ever?

Post some music you enjoy. Don't care which genre, just don't try to be "deep" or any of that shit

Which way white man?

Hey cutie, my shift ends in twenty minutes

Brobots /ourguy/ is homeless

Motivation Thread

Could this guy beat up the average modern male?

What will be your suicide song?

Class, stand up, say your name, and say one interesting thing about yourself

I'm a girl, and yes I am sad

Meet a non-roastie with actual interests

Hello frens. I just woke up and want to talk a little bit

28 and still no gf

Is this the correct way to deal with restaurant staff

Man is standing at the ledge of a tall building

Robot teaching at an all-girls school?

"Killing one human is killing all of humanity - Quran(Islam is a peaceful religion)

Just ruined my life

You wake up on the first day of 9th grade with all of your current memories

L don't Iike the taste of beer

Ask a therapist anything

Have you ever been attracted to a family member anons? A sister, a cousin maybe?

My gf of two years cheated on me and wanted me to be her cuck boyfriend

Do you think your life would be less pathetic if you had a very big dick?

Ask another gender a question

23 yo virgin here,late 20s/30yo+ virgins describe your past 10 years

I don't understand how people are emotionally ok with casual sex

What does it feel like to have a girl care about you?

Fear my quads frog fags

Anyone playing Classic? I just got my level 40 mount! How are you guys getting along?

What was your favorite vidya growing up as a kid? What's your favorite vidya currently...

You're gonna watch Joker kino, right user?

Every time I See white people I'm reminded that I'm a half nigger mutt and will always be below average ugly looking

It just makes me sad my future daughter might post her naked body on the internet for everyone too see...

The more I hang out with women, the more I realize that they're all retarded and worthless

Are prostate orgasms really the best orgasms a man can have?

Remember to stay positive and avoid negativity user. Anons try to post what they think you don't want to see...

Would you seriously/exclusively date a sex worker?

Don't kid yourself fem"bots"

Are you smarter than your peers?

Give one take one. Great day to make your collection bigger

Hey Robots, what's keeping you alive?

Are we really a threat to anybody?

Ill kiss you, ill hug you, ill cuddle with you, ill fuck you, ill give you a hand job...

Why are men so useless? like i want someone to just play with my hair and genuinely care about me

I drive an hour everyday to a starbucks i used to live near to have the cute guy serve me...

ITT the best compliment you ever received

There Were People Who Unironically Liked Sword Art Online

Where are you from? Lat's make a meeting

Why aren't you trans yet anony? You'd make a cute girl uwu

As you get ready for work this morning...

MBTI: Please Save Fe Users Edition

Any other femanons with worthless abilities? I know the names of all pokemon and heights/weights

I got genital herpes from a tinder girl, AMA

Sick of these woke, "pro-black" bitches fucking white guys

Tfw no right-wing gf

Maisie Williams in bedroom

Hey robots, it feels weird asking this...

Do you robots have a favourite animal? I like giraffes

My birthday day today :(

If you're black you should look out for white people who cross the street to avoid you...

Im really into dorky incel guys

How many of these are you?

Girl dies riding her bike when her boobs make her lose her balance and she's crushed by a truck. Truly ironic

Why is being jobless so bad...

How is this even considered rape? She isn't even fighting back...

Believe it or not ive never been approached by a guy, not even once in my life, because im that ugly...

Why does everyone hate the Irish?

Would you sniff a Hispanic girl's butthole?

Underpaid wagie

The BLACKED poster revealed

This is happening to your oneitis

I'll never find a Muslim husband

Reddit invasion

Moment cheerleader who buried her newborn baby in her backyard breaks down in tears as she is found NOT GUILTY of murder

No bf to drive me places because I'm too stupid to get a driver's license

This fat nigger made it

That one guy who always says he's fucking ugly and no girl would want him but he's actually quite good-looking and I...

It really isn't that hard to be attractive, incels

I hate using Jow Forums. Its fucking dead!

A girl likes me at work what do

What would you do if you discovered your girlfriend cheated on you with a nigger?

Femanons: if a 5'6...

When did life go wrong for you?

Show me how you continue slicing this pizza (the slices need to be the exact same size and shape)

If u are a lonely robot and need a fren i will laugh with u or comfort u (316) 202-3760 dont b a stranger user

Hey handsome, what can I get you this time?

How do you avoid nausea from shrooms?

Im tryna fuck a fattie. Do you think this will work?

IMPORTANT REMINDER

Is there anything more heart breaking than finding out the love of your life is a whore?

You guys make me genuinely depressed. Do something or continue wallowing in your self-pity

Tfw my Chinese gf is kind of boring but I don't want to be alone

My discord friend is out for some days and now i have no one to talk to

This weeb girl has all her nudes and shlick videos on sale for 15 dollars but I'm a broke NEET...

I want to be a paypig to a fembot

Florida user Thread

Tfw no schizophrenic male orbiters

Why does watching anime make life feel more meaningful? It's the only thing that makes me want to do something irl

Calling youtubers

Men: post your idea of the ideal female body

It's a shame you can't post face here

What am I anons? Be honest

How much would you pay for the Girlfriend Experience?

Start eating healthy

Why is pol so fucking retarded?

"Umm let me guess, table for one?"

Here are my strengths:

Like, how is this physically possible?

Tfw you're too lazy to clear your cookies and janny can easily link all your posts to each other

Chad Burnout General

Jail was the worst experience of my life. Not just because of how terrible it is in there...

What would cause you to cut off your neko gfs ear...

Whats your story on this site?

What am i in for?

People willingly wear glasses instead of contacts

What are your vices?

What would you consider the millenial-zoomer cutoff year...

We need a fatposting thread up in here tonight

Talk to me please

Would you date a clingy girl?

Guide: How to stop being depressed

Tfw no girls meet my very christian standards

Do girls think depressed guys are cute

Why the fuck can't you post cp on Jow Forums but you can post a video of a kid getting fucking merked...

How close are you with your sibling?

Would you consider this girl attractive

"did you hear what kylie jenner did on Ellen the other day?"

It's fucking over my dudes

Mass suicide of 900 people

There are people on r9k who unironically think "it gets better"

Leave dorm room

Gets message from asian girl on instagram

Boyfriend is cold and distant for months

I've been loosing this much hair every time I shower. It only started about 1 month ago, what's wrong?

What is your favourite music genre?

Pearl-clutching normies BTFO

Good comebacks?

Introverts are the scum of the earth

What do you think about skin bleaching on women?

American holiday

I am a saint among men

Femanons, what are your orbiters like? Tell us about them!

How do i get a crazy yandere gf?

What's the best dating app

Why are you wagecucking when you can blackmail pedos for money?

What's your theme song?

Horniness approaching galactic levels, decide to make Tinder acc and try my luck

Would femanons rather be cersei or dany

What are some words/phrases normies say that you hate? I'll start with the worst one for me

What's stopping you from offing yourself...

ITT: Unpopular opinion

Imagine being attracted to your mom

Ask a therapist anything

I'd murder amouranth if I could

Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself...

Why are blacks converting to Islam? Entire Philly ghetto becomes Muslim

How do I find/get a fembot gf? I really want one

Euthanasia should be legal for the mentally ill

I realized today that my shoulders are way too broad for me to ever be able to become a cute crossdresser

What would you do if you slowly (over months and years) saw yourself transforming into a cute girl in body and mind?

"user, is it true you're still a virgin?"

What have you been fapping to lately anons?

Hello bots, what are your plans for Friday 4 October, 2019, the day /ourblackpanther/ hits the theaters?

The Monolith hums in anticipation, awaiting to reveal the answers you seek

Time keeps ticking away user, you haven't forgotten have you...

I'll try again today since it didn't go so well last night

R9k's favorite pornstars?

How do strangers of the opposite sex react when you make eye contact with them in public?

Do you have a feminine or masculine voice in your head?

What is your blessing, user?

Pay a surprise visit to a friend

What stops you from going to the gym and eating healthy, you can start today

How long would you wait to have sex with a girl you're in a relationship with...

Friend of mine is 26 years old

Why do women have so high standards

Ask, ask away. Anything that crosses your mind

I heard r9k is full of high iqs, so what would happen?

A day in the life of Chad

Femininity and Royalty

Why do people on Jow Forums perceive people that are mixed race to not have cultural identity...

Called in tech support of my newly bought dish washer

What's stopping you from getting into fashion?

Would you be ok with being forced into an arranged marriage?

What do u think r9k??

Are you thinking about her, user?

What's your excuse for being a lazy irresponsible fuck today?

Did you have any sexual experiences with older women as a kid?

What would you do if your government started culling depressed unmarried childless NEETs?

Join gym to try to get fit

You are all working towards becoming sugar daddies, right...

Who here /organic/

Could someone please remind me how giving 80% of the value you produce to some dickhead whose only contribution is...

Does talent actually exist? Are some people just born with better skills than others...

AHHHHH I NEED A HOT MUSCULAR GUY TO FUCK MY LITTLE BOY PUSSY IVE BEEN A BAD GIRL I NEED TO BE PUT IN MY PLACE PLEASE...

I really fucking love this cat

Women hate thread

Are you NEET or are you a wagie?

Redpill me on the nation of Romania. What exactly goes on here?

Anons, I don't think that the perfect woman has ever exis-

What do you desire most of all?

Reminder that half of all boomer and zoomer girls have tattoos

I think every child should be tested for psychopathy before starting school

This is me. Do I have any chance with women?

You shills all wrote me off without knowing what I could do

Managed to get a gf in one of my new classes

I like my coffee like my women

Tfw 5'10 biological female

Why do all women who have been with black men and thugs have a certain "look" to them?

Aren't guys that hate sluts really angry to be compared to other men...

Be David Mitchell

Signs you need to move on

Ew ew ew EWWWWW!

Question to female posters of r9k

You can't believe how jealous I am of this fucking guy

Pick one and I will post it

Am I the only one around here not obssesed with Asian women? I do not find them attractive at all

Tfw no nice hands to hold, kiss, and look at

Would you date a boring, depressed, clingy...

Ive been on a k-pop binge lately, and i find asian people really fascinating. they understand things like money...

Do you have a preference for a specific hair color on a girl? I think light brown hair is pretty cute

At what age does still being a virgin become weird?

Are kisses as nice as I imagine? It seems so warm and intimate and sweet...

You walk in on your girlfriend and your best friend in the same bed together. How do you react?

"dude trust me, men peak at 25, youll find someone"

You literally can't do anything without drive/passion/motivation

Do you know someone who is a hikikomori? I've met some hikikomoris in the Internet...

Tfw just sentenced to 3 years in the feds

Why are you unhappy? What is it you truly want out of life? Dont say gf, because that's retarded

Everyone needs someone to vent to

Any anons ever had to go without internet for a period of time?

Maybe if I dye my hair an unnatural color boys will think I'm fun and cute

Is it over for girls like this when there is asian girls up for the picking?

Lifting will make you more attracti-

It's January 15, 2005. Where are you in life?

/vgn/ - Virgin General

Tfw your best friend of 5 years suddenly stops messaging you because he has found another friend group

How will you protect your daughter from sex drugs and alcohol ?

Waifu General #238

Tfw guys only think I'm attractive because my boobs are big

A pretty girl will never like you or feel affection toward you or even just want to talk to you

Female (cis) r9k poster here. incels ask me anything, mainly on how to pick up women

Femdom / gfd thread

ITT: Whoever gets the most (You)s wins

Anyone wanna be my friend...

What's keeping you alive for now?

ITT: We pretend to be normies

Why has there been a gradual increase in men's suicide throughout the 2000s?

Some random guy is hitting on your girlfriend as you're standing right next to her. How do you react?

What do asian girls' butts smell like?

Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how mentally ill are 'ya?

tfw 24 never drank before in my life or smoked anything

Fembot, do you have an hourglass like this?

Show me your robot stations

Have people actually met irl through this board? If so, what was it like?

Post your average weight and list what you ate for the day

Be me as a child

Just let it all out user

I recently had the chance to meet with one of my old school day bullies...

As a Mexican, when are we, Mexican robots, gonna team up to kill off nigger immigrants in Mexico...

Can you describe how you feel after a fap?

Survived an 80mph car crash

How do i get new online friends? i was larping as a Jow Forumstard to one of my best friends and he cringed hard at me...

I finally got a white boyfriend

Im not trans but sometimes I really wish I was a girl, what gives?

Premature Balding

Go to an early college highschool program thinking it'll be a better environment and help me get a head start on life

I want to find an 18-23 girl with gluttonous tendencies and then encourage the behavior. After she eats a lot...

How much better would your life be if you woke up tomorrow with a much bigger cock?

User-kun, do you think that we'll ever be more than just friends?

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A LARP

Mfw femcel because stinky bush

Go for job interview

So is it better to stay beta virgin or become a gay bottom?

Are any of you capable of finding self worth? I have literally no redeeming qualities

Brown girls are adorable

What are your last words?

Ever notice how traps are more feminine than women? Especially Asian ones?

Why does this picture hurt so much?

Need ur help fellows. I am an 8 lookwise, get a lot of attention from girls. Problem is...

The high IQ discusses ideas, the average IQ discusses events, the low IQ discusses people. Change my mind

I hate bIack peopIe

What is the reason for this phenomenon?

Its simple we uh kill the

Be me on tinder

User died peacefully in his sleep

Whats the worst thing you have ever done to a human being?

How bad is my situation if I have fmg/muscle girls fetish

Any anons have had interactions with young zoomers? I never get to talk to any but I hear their mentally fucked

High schoolers who date apparently more depressed than those who don’t according to study

Stacy wondering why men commit suicide these days

Tfw no gf with a deep voice

Why didn't they just walk down the stairs?

Any anons here college dropouts?

How would you punish your gf if shes being too clingy, talkative, shy, sensitive, or just annoying you in general...

Would you date a slutty anorexic schizophrenic girl with BPD who cuts herself and writes haikus and drinks a litre of...

GIrLs WiTh SeLf HaRm ScArS aRe SeXY!1!

The Matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your days

So um... That happened

Tell me user, would you date her? Do you think his opinion is justified or do you think he's in the wrong?

I wanna start smoking weed

Im going to racemix with a white woman and its okay because im already part white

Mgtow and cucks are symptoms of feminism polarizing men...

Who makes for a good waifu? I've dabbled with a few for a while but never found one that clicked

"waaahh look user! I made a little snowman for you"

Chekkem boyzzzzz

What are your biggest contributions to Jow Forums? Things like memes, board culture, copy pastas, screencaps, etc

I really enjoy holding my poop for some reason...

Normies are incels now. Why even lyfe?

What the actual fuck, this book absolutely SUCKS

Result of 2 days of uni

Sometimes I'll watch smaller youtube channels...

/creative general/

Why do people on sites like GLP insist that "real men own guns" yet it seems that women don't give a shit about who...

Why aren't femanons pregnant? think about all the positive attention youd get from everyone everywhere you go

Not a single trap thread up

Does it infuriate you to see someone born after 1999 on the internet?

How is it possible to "have no culture"?

What's your favorite love story, robots?

What compels girls who look this pretty to degrade themselves and do porn?

Do nonwhites automatically assume whites are racist??

Cure my bisexuality, Jow Forums

Why dont incels just focus less on sex, and more on religion and philosophy, and become monks?

Women, fembots, or femanons of Jow Forums, what do you think about incels, or male virgins past the age of 20...

If you watch porn

NEEThate thread

L lifted my hardest for 4 fucking years, gave it my all. Blood, sweat, and tears. All for her...

How do I stop this shit from happening to more black folk...

Why don't you just settle for a 5/10 chess grandmaster gf?

Pfrrrt hahahahah fuck me dude fuckin swede cucks

How did 9/11 affect your life user?

This destroys the uncle's mind

ITT your pros and cons and your overall score

Why is height so overrated?

Good morning Kathy oneesan

Is having a daughter the ultimate cuckoldry?

Favorite albums

Humans are fucking weak

Just bought a new PC with ubuntu

Tfw actually crying lots into my pillow because I don't have a boyfriend

What do you think about Findom?

"Wow, this place is really fancy! Thanks for taking me out here, I ended up ordering way more than I expected. So...

Am I the only one here who's REALLY depressed about climate change...

How do guys like this make their money?

How was your last birthday

Have zero understanding of Newtonian mechanics, kinematics etc

If blacks and women are low IQ how come they can all drive with no problems?

Hey kid! Catch!

Do males prefer to settle with a housewife or a working woman?

What have you accomplished in the past year?

Do you agree with the sentiment of this image or are you a profiteer of the war machine?

How do we solve the problem of broke men?

I just want a qt bf who can both love and fuck me. Why is this so freaking hard? Everybody around me is sperg...

Hey, mr. user... mr. user look... *mleeeeerm* Tee hee heeeee

Are looks more important to men or to women?

Girl in high school, all her friends have had sex

Tfw you made such a good impression on your weed dealer that he trusts you enough to bag his hundreds of grams in your...

Redpill me on discord girls

Why do asians draw their cartoon characters as whites?

I just...I can't be an atheist. I'm not mentally strong enough to internalize the idea that this is all there is...

Why do normalfags hate incels so much...

Incels who are 30+ years old, why are you still alive? You are completely past your prime so why live?

What do you guys think the worst board is that's not Jow Forums, Jow Forums, or /b/? For me, without a doubt it's /mu/...

Probation for being black here. I am sad. Anyone wanna talk...

Robots, why can't you get a girlfriend?

What're some Jow Forums approved manga?

Ant-kun help thread

Im about to get expelled from university for the 2nd time for not showing up to classes

YOU DRIVE DRUNK!?!? NO NO NO user YOU CANT DO THAT...

Got kicked out of the house 4 days ago for being a NEET

Be white femanon

What are your experiences with these bad boys

The things eating you up mentally and spiritually are death and time...

So what were you doing the day of Sept 11, 2001?

Fembots, have you ever been sexually attracted to an animal? A dog or whatever? Did you ever do anything? If so...

I want a guy who is understanding, accepting, calming, loving, caring, loyal, a goofball, adventurous, an introvert...

I miss my 14 year muslim internet friend

ITT its opposite day. say something

Should i become trans

Fembots, what do you look for in a man

12 year old sister still wets the bed

Fembots, what would you do if your 10/10 boyfriend hit you?

If religion is real then why can't i sell my soul for demonic power? i'd destroy everything and rebuild a better world

How do you guys deal with the lonliness

We list our reasons as to why we don't date robots

Why are we obsessed with girls?

Downloaded Tinder Again

Advice for femanon

I cried today for the first time in years. All those years of numbness finally released. It felt so good

Why does everything good always come from Japan? I don't want to sound like a weeb...

How do you take care of yourself when you lost all hope and zero motivation? I'm talking about oral hygiene, showering...

Wanking has no purpose at this point. I just want to feel again

What the fuck does it means when somebody close to you tells you to love yourself so somebody else can love you...

I dont understand why normalfags absolutely need these top of the line phones?

Did demons give me bipolar?

Ask A Chad Anything

This basically btfo this whole board

Hello anons, I'm a worthless piece of shit that's probably gonna kms soon. But before I do...

How do I make money from home as a neet with no skills?

What's the normalfag equivalent of Jow Forums? Reddit? Twitter? Something else...

How can I encourage or pray for you?

Can cutfag's penis feel a vagina?

Women Love Thread

How do I find girls to practice talking to?

What do you generally do that makes you liked by people?

I started out listening ironically, but I unironically enjoy this podcast a lot now

Femanon here. Post your dating profiles and I'll rate them

If evolution and genetics are all about the "survival of the fittest". how do incels exist...

Live in Eastern Europe is so hard...

Temperature is gradually dropping

Friendzoned again

Left is for boys

So, what will it be, r9kay ?

You want to grab them by their Black Ops tshirts...

Remember ladies, men are only good for their money and resources. Use them to the fullest extent...

"Why is it taking you so long to put on that condom? Uhh you have done this before right user??"

Mini gf, or giantess gf?

Boohoo only chad gets pussy

Why do women even think nude pictures are so bad anyway?

Itty bitty titty femanons must be loved and protected

This is what an incel and a femcel looks like in 2019

I need help... I just wanna stay friends but I have next to zero self control...I just wanna watch a movie with her...

Big FUCKING cocks: YUM!

Listen to any non-white language being spoken in public

I'm glad you don't care about my past, user <3!

Does liking futas make me gay?

Why do americans move out at 18?

Oh, hey femanon

Is hypergamy sustainable in the long run? When the top 10% of guys get 90% of the girls (made easier with dating apps)...

There is no solution to the incel proble-

Is it possible to make a friend in 2020 if I spend the rest of this year studying how to do it?

This is the world you live in

Jow Forumsmbti the subreddit for everyone interested in the mbti theory

Daddy Fetish from younger girls

I feel sorry for zoomers, their culture sucks

Tfw virgin with HIV

White boys have to pay to not get their asses kicked

You will always be poor

Okay friends, we got a situation. My class will take a trip in about half a year, to the beach. I am pretty fit already...

Feels nice to actually have a conversation with a girl and make her smile

Escorts/prostitutes

The typical according to the liberal media is an angry racist white guy

Mfw I tell the men that I reject that I'm a lesbian as to not hurt their feelings

Why do woman get to have all the fun and have better more intense orgasms ?

Why are you still here?

Suicide prevention thread

Is pic related the original incel?

My first GF is treating me like a woman and I dont like it

-it makes you think, doesn't it

Blackbot thread

Real fucking Robots

Is 19 too young now ?

"Hey, user. I heard you've been getting close to my girlfriend...

Incels and anti-Semitism

Why don't robots settle for a 2/10 like pic related?

Have you ever met a wiccan (witch) irl?

Escorts are so 2018. Take the SeekingArrangement pill and never look back

/dg/ - Drugfeel

Does anyone else just fucking hate the incel mindset?

Why don't robots just settle for an average asian like pic related?

Reasons why you should kill yourself if you're a robot over 25

In which ways are you different from all the NPCs?

It's been 6 months and I still think about him every day

Would you date a girl who wears makeup?

Mixed race feels

Go to look for erp partner on forums

Has anyone ever tried to redpill chads, and tell them that by fucking whores all the time, they're making things worse?

My tall German oneitis of 6 years married a fat girl. Why does nobody pick me

I want to move to Sweden to fuck blonde girls

Will you swipe right user? She deserves love too you know

Got rejected again

Why didnt you do your butt exercises today anone...

Mindlessly watch random youtube videos and browse Jow Forums without even reading anything

Is it possible to stay young like this forever...

DUDE JUST NEVER EXPERIENCE THE TOUCH OF A WOMEN LMAO

Help me write a poem 4 a girl

Be honest, have you ever fapped to BLACKED/BLACKEDRAW?

Why is it so fucking hard to make friends? I can't even make friends online...

Do you take Jow Forums with a grain of salt, or believe almost every post here?

Femanons, have you ever traded blowjobs/sex for something like drugs/favors?

TF2 thread: list your main, favorite loadouts

Red flags to look for in women

Just came hre to spam this image

What's the most intelligent way to kill myself?

Marky is a dirty degenerate worthless whore now, who's hit the wall and had her life ruined and you're all to blame...

Why are there so many Christians here?

I am genuinely curious about this. I posted the thread on /askwomen but try and guess how that went

Why don't you settle for a 7/10, user? They're certainly more approachable than your average Stacey

Just learned i have late stage cancer. How do i cope with this?

I think if God really does exist, these offline and online prostitutes must surely be burning in hell when they die...

Let's have a joke

Do you have the right to sex in your country?

Sitting here with my cat sleeping in my lap

The absolute state of black "men"

Why is male sexuality so disgusting?

Reminder that having an Asian gf is the path to true happiness

This is one of the most popular porn stars in the world right now

Sometimes I think about those small towns in middle america

I'm 26 and I can't imagine doing sexual stuff with a woman, it seems like the most unachievable thing ever

R9K what happened to you

BIacks are the only true robots

Im buying my first rental property for like half a million dollars and don't really want to brag about it on facebook...

Fembots, do you enjoy giving handjobs and blowjobs?

Anime club at my university has just formed and it's first meeting is Saturday (This was announced in my Japanese...

What tf do i say shes a literal 9/10

Jani-user, back at it again

Femcels DO exist, you just don't care about them

I killed this cat just to feel

Holding your mother in your arms while she cries about her life and how badly you turned out

Why do we want to fuck our own mothers...

Mfw Im a lesbo and but I cant find girls Im interested in

Does anyone here do benzos? I am thinking of taking etizolam on a daily basis but i am on probation for being black

FUCK ABUSIVE BOOMERS PARENTS

Do fembots hate being women?

Nobody told me listening to music loud would ruin my life

Do fembots have dirty soles?

At job interview

What would you do if you saw this in your bedroom

How do I tell my boyfriend that I want to sissify / feminize him?

Doomer Hours Thread

Room thread? Room thread

Why aren't you trying the Impossible Whopper?

Tfw no bf that vents to me about his day and his problems

Have to be up at 6am for class and can't fucking sleep AGAIN

Fembots, how hairy are you? I want to know everything, from head to toe

Is this a shitty painting?

Tfw no alt-right intellectual bf to redpill me on my liberal views

Why don't you hit on that cute cashier that you see every week?

Do people still use this app...

Give me your most disgusting hentai

Teacher assigns you a female partner

How does one fight off Schizophrenia and other Schizo disorders?

Applied for dishwasher gig

Why do people pretend to give a shit about mental health until they are confronted by it?

COMFY COZY THREAD: FIRST FALL EDITION

/shkdrawfag/ #11

Whats the most insane conspiracy theory that you genuinely believe to be true?

How do you continue to justify your yellow fever when Asian women are nothing but image obsessed...

Shes back if u were wonderin

Trans propaganda on Jow Forums

Southern california is truly the most depressing place on earth and no place is as bad as here

Post what you're listening to right now or else

Leftists of Jow Forums...

What's the Jow Forums discord? I really want to be genuine friends with some of you guys

Robot shoe thread

I think I'm gonna give (((online dating))) a try bros. Any advice for bumble? I've ver had a gf. Not looking for sex...

In less than 4 months we will enter 2020s

Who else /father/ in here? I have a ten year old daughter. I cant be the only one

"Hey Fembot, did you see that all of Neon Genesis Evangelion is on Netflix...

Post your life or current situation in pic form

Waifu General #237

I want to fuck Natalie's mouth

No judging itt. just post the porn vid you have jerked off to the most

Sex is literally the best thing in the world. Everyone who says otherwise is either gay or wasn't in the mood for it...

HOW DO I STOP JACKING OFFFF HELPP I HATE ITTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Prof assigns you a female partner

Who or what is causing this? Are we fighting an invisible war? This can't be normal and I don't this, social media...

Femanons, how would you feel f you walked in on your boyfriend wearing a kigurumi like pic related?

What to name my friends lizard?

"user, if you take my boi-ginity, I'll take your virginity. Deal?"

I met a 16 year old girl on omegle and added her on discord and we got to talking and she gave me her number and told...

Is society ready for this movie?

Used to be a fatty loser but somehow made it out...

I know some people on r9k are against gaming but what are some genuinely fun games?

Chilean feel general - #2

Tfw she finally sees your dick

What was this nigga thinking when he carved his face up like this?

Why can't men handle rejection well?

Your erect penis length and girth

Daily look for my brazilian bfgf

THIS is "unhealthy"

Can girls get addicted to porn?

Here is the top 20%

What I want to know is how the hell do you get all kinds of bruises "climbing off newport cliff walk"?!?

Use tablet to display recipe for swedish meatballs

I made a Zeus wojak

How much can you normally cum? How thick is it? How easy is it to make you cum?

I just killed a moth 5 minutes ago and havent stopped crying since, is it autism...

Does "just go outside bro" even help if you live in the suburbs?

What would you do for a girl like this

I'm conjuring a Tulpa. Is this the ultimate cure for loneliness or the ultimate cope? I hope this works

Is she demonic?

Uncut anons, does it feel better to masturbate with your foreskin pulled up or down?

Why aren't you making 6 figures yet, do you really expect a girl to settle for your pathetic wage?

If your dad regressed to your age, would you naturally become friends?

What does r9k think of yandere boys?

Got a job what should i do with the money

Has anyone ever tried boiling a steak?

Which is better/easier Jow Forums?

Tfw I was friends with the Christchurch shooter

He thinks cops are the enemy and not the lawmakers/corporations

Ask a therapist anything

Society day three

It's the potato harvesting season again

Just remember that things could have been worse

Boyfriend cheated on me again

Hurry up user I've got pizza beer and your favorite anime playing

Going to McDonald's. Do you guys want anything?

Blacks are all low IQ

How many e girls are there for r9k...

The big question

I've accepted the fact that as a whiteboi my little dicklet could never satisfy a woman

There are femanons lurking here right now with awesome fluffy hairy pussies

Realistically what would you do if your mom came onto you?

People bitch and moan about larpers whenever someone who isn't a sad dude pops up...

Valium and gunjy are manipulating robots

Were the 1990s really as good as old people claim it was? I was born in 2001 and I'm 18...

Imagine being born a chink

How is my Tinder profile anons? I need advice

Tfw to intelligent to lose weight

White person uses self defense

Why do normies want to control what i eat?

Fembot here with a question to other femanons...

What keeps you going? Why haven't you blown your brains out?

How many hours per day you look at your monitorr?

What I want to know is how the hell do you get all kinds of bruises "climbing off newport cliff walk"?!?

FLARF LARGLE LARGLE

Who else went down the slippery slope?

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