Here is the top 20%

Daily on r9k we see threads where incels lament that they can't get laid because they aren't in the top 20%. This is the magical number it takes to get laid, have a baller lifestyle and be able to have an incredible life. Apparently.

I decided to show the real stats for what it takes to get into the top 20%. All these statistics are taken from US sources, so take them for what you will. If you live in Europe or another country things might be slightly different.

Height: If you're 5'11'' or above you are in the 80th percentile for height. Only 16% of men are above 6ft. Anyone 6 feet is a giant in South America or any Asian country, averaging about the 95th percentile. Europe skews slightly taller overall but overall anyone 6 feet is still 76th percentile.

Dick size: If you're above 5.7 inches then you're in the 80th percentile.

Body Count: If you are 30 years old and have banged 21 women you're in the 80th percentile. If you are 25 and have banged 16 women you're in the 80th percentile.

Money: I put this is because it's something we don't often speak about in TRP, but it's important especially for younger guys. Here's a scary statistic:

If you have zero savings and no debt - you're ahead of 85% of the population in the US. If you make $72,000 a year in the US you're in the 80th percentile for income.

To summarize, the reason for this is to show people that you likely are ahead of the game. Don't listen to the incels. To get into the top 20% there are some simple adjustments you can make. Instead of complaining about how you'll never get there this is an example of what it actually takes and it's likely not as hard as you think it is.

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thats what i thought. nothin but silence from u virgins

What do you mean I need to change myself? It's not my fault I don't get laid, if society just worked exactly how I want it to I'd get laid

Emmet Till is rolling in his grave.

ok i will immediately grow 5 inches, grow 0.7 inches more on my dick, triple my income, and fuck 16 girls this week

Aw sick I'm in all of those except for the body count cuz i'm not a slut. Not ahead of the curve income-wise but no debt. Score!

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Fuck off with your idol worship you fucking dog ugh.

>If you are 30 years old and have banged 21 women you're in the 80th percentile

What the absolute fuck?

>6'
>8"
>only body count of 1 at age 21
>net worth: -14k, income: $300 USD a week
yeah sure im not an incel, but still, its hard af to get a woman. granted im not in shape (skinny/average body), but im working hard af to get a career in software development and to get my body at its peak physique so that i can dump my lard ass gf and pick up a hot Spanish woman.

le 20th percent face

True, most robots can have sex with 19 year old blondes because there are so many hot 19 year old blondes and most of those girls will sleep with a variety of guys. However, some of these robots you are talking to wear diapers and never talk to girls. Those guys have no hope, even if they have a big dick

I know right? And 16 by 25 seems absolutely insane to me

What is wrong with you? I met at least 20 horny girls every weekend in college lol. Do you live in a city with only old people?

Okay and if you ugly youre in the 80%.

Just spend a week here and bring US$1000 or so. You'll get up to 16 no problem.

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Yeah something seriously wrong with this guy probably some scizo. I fucked 5 girls in one night just going outside after work, could easily have fucked 16 this month alone no problem.

Imagine being a manwhore
>Inb4 imagshun baeyng js virgan

what percentile is 5'8"?
I need about an inch more
49 and only 1 when I was really young
I have about $400,000 in savings and investments, no debt. making just over $72k a year.
should I kill myself or keep doing what I want?

>Dick size: If you're above 5.7 inches then you're in the 80th percentile.
i have no doubt in my mind that this one is total bullshit. the average is probably around 6.5 inches

I am 6ft, 8 inches, make 70k a year. I am a permavirgin and inept at speaking to girls. Nothing matters when you can't speak.

>not accounting for frame
>not accounting for face
>not accounting for mental illness
>implying you can adjust height

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The best way to overcome your fear of talking to girls is to jedi flip.

What's jedi flip?

What do you say to them to get them to fuck you?

MDMA + LSD + psilocybin

Go to a community college and do courses in things older women are interested in youll find someone who bites

>zero savings and no debt - you're ahead of 85% of the population in the US
I can tell you are underage. Most people take loans to buy their homes.

Fuck off glow in the dark mkultra nigger

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Ex military fag here you see a lot of dicks most guys arent that big porn has just skewed your view
Mine is six and a half and regularly gets positive feedback

you see a lot of erect dicks? wtf

How the hell can something like this exist?

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard m8

certain kind of muscular dystrophy i think

What the fuck is a 49 year old giga boomer doing on this site? Almost everyone here is under 30 with a few 35 year old boomers.

what's the difference between 35 and 49?
you literally won't even notice

Can't recall exactly but honestly you just have to be your self.

Yea guys tag team women videos get passed around that sort of thing

aw fuck you just described me perfectly, even the big dick

whats the top percentile for hair
if you dont have a thick head of norwood 1 you may as well mcfucking kill yourself

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And that is exactly why it will work. I'm just going with my gut on this one.

looks like someone who works at circle K

>height
5'11
>dick size
6.5 x 5
>body count
28 years old; 50 roasties and 65 hookers
>money
16/hr, 20k cash, inheriting 47k

all those stats seem plausible except for the Body Count one. is it bait or am I just really that out of touch with normies?

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protip: these aren't absolutes either. you can compensate for, say, height with whatever else you choose on this list (or outside of this list)

what if I'm 6'0", 6 inch dick, but fucking ugly? then it doesnt matter

i'm 86k in debt because i have a mortgage. not paying that off for a few years

>Don't listen to the incels

fuck you. Even as far as ten years ago (I'm an oldfag), I was earning well over 100k, owned a condo in san francisco. These days I earn much more than that--and you know what? I'm basically a khhv. Never been looked at the way chad gets attention. Never been asked out. Always rejected when asking out. I'm a manlet. My life is simply not worth living. The sexual market these days is basically winner take all and that's that.

roasties only care about: FACE HEIGHT FRAME, and when they hit the wall, STATUS. Money is dead last now that entire industries/countries have de facto jobs programs for vaginas.

You cannot make up for deficiencies in the above unless you are a true outlier in other aspects (a 100x millionaire, well known actor/musician, etc.)

get fucked. INCEL, and ROBOT, for life!

you don't need to be in the top 20% of anything, you just need to be kind, thoughtful, respect yourself and others, tell a joke, and have a good chat with a female.

>have 3 hour 20 minute conversation on phone with a very qt 8/10 girl from a dating site tonight
>tell her that i browse Jow Forums
>tell her about my kinks
>tell her about my extreme ancap politics
>tell her about the consequences of my video game addiction
>tell her about my parents' divorce

>make her laugh when talking about my politics re: immigration by telling her i'll need to see her papers before i cuddle with her
>make her laugh by telling her that women don't send messages on online dating sites because their genitals are in the shape of an inbox

we're getting pizza and watching movies at her house next week. I'm not in the top 20% of any of those stats

Enjoy your sloppy seconds/beta bux/giving her a free meal.
Just imagine how many other men who are funnier and better looking than you that she's messaging right now, and how many dicks she took on that website before meeting you!

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i'm pretty sure i've given dick to more girls than dicks she's taken from guys, so i'm not bothered

Eww, you male slut.
You're both disgusting, virgn x virgin is the only way to live and that's our only partner your whole life.

Soglasen

Im a virgin because I fucking suck at interacting with the opposite sex. I recently made tinder and have interacted with +100 women and realized I must not be that unattractive and some women find my hobbies acceptable but the most Ive gone on is 3 dates with the same girl before getting ghosted. Im just uncharismatic and cant be myself (partially because everyones a pc faggot). Im such a reclusive drugged up dumbshit Im lucky I have a few normal friends, money in the bank, and loving parrents which is more than most so I guess I just have to shoulder the burden of being a self induced autistic virgin

Well, you're about 10 years too late to save me from my horrible decisions user. Guess I have to settle for used goods

>7.5" dick
>5'9"
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>this is because it's something we don't often speak about in TRP

you literally just copypasted this from reddit didn't you, faggot? jfc delete your goddamn post and go fuck off back to where you came from

Whats wring with the body count

Im 5 8 and have the body count expect of me considering im 31 what are you talking about

OP, I just wanted to let you know that I liked this post.

>winner take all
that's the description I've been looking for, thank you

IM top 20% except I make 0 a year.

>h-h-have you s-seen jojo?
works every time

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not the original guy but idk, fucking 16 different girls just doesn't seem possible. my other stats are right up there instead of income (debt from flight school kapa), but i cant even imagine having been inside that many individual women

>conveniently leaves out attractiveness and social skills

Awesome post OP, VERY informative

How do you objectively quantify attractiveness? Answer: you can't. You are only looking for excuses.

Jeez man, very deep. Sooo meta. I've never thought about it that way.
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And don't forget a firm grip!

im 45, stfu