>prof assigns you a female partner
>she is visibly upset
Prof assigns you a female partner
Lucas Barnes
Lucas Long
rape her throat user
Josiah Taylor
You're a fast reply
Noah Martinez
ask her to let you butt fuck her!
Oliver Wilson
What class?
Are you creepy looking?
Aaron Williams
>Are you creepy looking?
where do you think you are
Isaiah Hill
It's an assignment, not fucking tinder. Brick her if she keeps being annoying.
Justin Scott
I'm an easy fuck too
Christian Bailey
Chemistry lab
I dont know. My clothes fit me well, i brush my teeth and use deodorant, and have good manners.
What's her problem
Carson Rodriguez
Her problem is that you're ugly and balding
Jacob Watson
roasties are subhuman sheep
Owen Taylor
What sort of life event would make a woman have to mature past age 14?
At what point do you think people stop coddling her, walk her through difficult projects, and embrace her during emotional difficulties?
Angel Jenkins
Chicks always gripe unless you're a Chad or they know you can help them get an easy A.
When the chicks in my Calculus class found out I got an A on the first test and had Adderall, they were fighting each other after class to ask me if I could tutor them.
I got the numbers from the three cutest and got blowjobs from two of them.
Landon Scott
Are they really that shallow?
Carson Robinson
>are women shallow
Nathan Young
>you're ugly and balding
>Her problem
what is she going to do to solve HER problem? absolutely nothing. user, do your part of the work. she is going to have to grow up or she'll be seething with anger till her hair falls out. she has to be cooperative, it's her problem not yours.
Lucas Torres
ok but you have to be at least a seven for then to consider pleasuring you
Jaxson Watson
They want to pass their classes and as long as you're not hideous they'll suck/fuck you for tutoring and Adderall.
I'm honestly a 7 but they just did it for the tutoring and Adderall. I bet they would still have done it if I was a 5.
Luke Bennett
happened last week. Don't even know the girl and she gave me a dirty look baka
Angel Sullivan
You went to college user? Sucks for you bro, should've taken the tradepill brah
Sebastian Reyes
Girls loved to work with me. I was like a real genius though
Henry Phillips
You mean the neetpill
Benjamin Anderson
>Call himself a genius
>Uses 'like' unironically
Jayden Collins
Nah, being a NEET seems boring. Also you dont have much spending money. I like being able to buy new games and anime figurines and shit. You do you though fren