Why aren't you trying the Impossible Whopper?
That patty made from legit plants and vegetables, shockingly tastes like an ordinary whopper, and makes you shill for it on a Lebanese Origami board?
Why aren't you trying the Impossible Whopper?
William Allen
Mason Turner
Reviewbrah said it doesn't 100% match the taste and it also costs more. I am not paying more money for an inferior imitation.
Nathan Myers
Because Burger King is hands-down the worst fast food burger joint, even worse than McDonalds.
Robert Gonzalez
because burger king is a town away from me and burger king also fucking sucks. now that spicy mc nuggets are back at wendy's, whats the fucking point amiright or am i righter?
Ryan White
because i am pretty sure Report of the Week wasn't too impressed with this offering and i make my exploratory fast food purchasing decisions based 100% on this trustworthy individual's opinions OP
Jason Cruz
It tastes just like a normal whopper ie it tastes like fucking garbage. If you want something without meat just go to taco bell and get some bean burritos or something.
Lincoln Reed
>distinctly different texture than real meat
>not vegan anyway since mayonnaise still is added
>even more processed than anything you can else you can buy
>costs more
>more calories
>doesn't taste as meaty as a real whopper, most of the taste is carried by vegetables and condiments
Noah Jackson
I see no nose wrinkling on that cat.
Brody Ortiz
because only eur*peans fall for the climate jew. im not eating plants or bugs fuck you
Camden Moore
I would rather go to the local Applebee's, they do a pretty good job down there, the food is always great, and the staff are always so nice
Josiah Scott
You can pay $6.25 for an impossible whopper or you can get 2 whoppers for $6.47.
Your choice.
Julian Bailey
onions roots aren't red, heme is hemoglobin, and the white indistinct building that these abominations are made in is directly across the street from planned parenthood.
So keep eating your onions people anons, I'm sure its super good for you.
Don't believe me? google their address and go to streetview, do a 180.
Oliver Thomas
Its literally made from horse
Ryan Lee
Ill take the impossible whopper because how often can you say "I ate the impossible?"
Caleb Johnson
it tastes like garbage and it costs more than a beef whopper.
Ryan Jackson
The original Whopper was already impossible, you fools. This is clearly a marketing stunt.
Jackson Peterson
Because I'm quite content with my testosterone levels you faggot.
Liam Fisher
I don't like this meme because it is not funny and I haven't been to Apple bee, I havs only ever been to TGI Friday's and the onion sandwich was microwaved pretty good but was on par with Milhouse regarding memeworthiness, although they handle dead hookers pretty well
Jace Collins
i think eventually food companies will convince everyone to have delicious roach and cricket big macs, and no one will bat an eye
no reason to buy something like this unless you cry about dead livestock
Michael Cooper
This thing tasted awful, dry, bland and was way too expensive. Fuck BK
Nicholas Ward
But ten nuggers for 1.49
Grayson Butler
Best BK sandwich? Rodeo King and the Original Chicken Sandwhich with cheese, bacon and pickles add ketchup.
Nathaniel Perez
This 2bh. The BOGO whopper coupon is too good of a deal.
Jonathan Bailey
this. basically we'll all be eating cricket paste and washing it down with onions if globohomo gets their way. just say no to this dystopian shit