/r9gay/ - #828

>bf didnt pay enough attention to me today
3 more not enough attention days and he earns himself a cheating bf.

you are the worst kind of human

I hope you sleep well big bwo! I sent you an email. :)

>tfw no bf to use as a literal punching bag and let out my frustrations on

if you're not overweight and you're tall then you can use me :)

that's not very nice user, why don't we talk it out instead? why are you angry?

there are ONLY two kinds of bottoms in the world

Tall and healthy bmi desu, you can assume your role as punching bag now

Some problems won't go away with talking user

I'm sure we can talk it out user!!! You can lay your head on my lap if you want while we talk :3

please tie me down and beat my body user!

i prefer when tops take their weeks frustrations out on my ass. Seeing them sweating and really red after fucking like a machine in my ass makes me feel so lucky that i can help.

Do I look like an anime protagonist to you?

You don't really seem like you need to be tied down desu but ok

It's not taking out frustrations if it works directly in your favor user. You give off signs of a powerbottom.

No? My thighs are soft tho :3

tieing me down makes it more fun user. you should give me your discord so you can beat me up in private
stop trying to steal him!

>a guy whom i've barely talked to wants to hang out to talk
i'm getting mugged, aren't i?

If you want to be a punching bag you are gonna have to post your own discord first user

I would rather give lowkicks on your thighs than rest my head on them

tfw no bf who doesn't respond to obvious baits

i think i added too much caffeine mix to my water it feels like my heart is gonna trying to slowly burst out my chest

just don't drink coffee

I want to sit on a virgin boys face and hold him down as he gets fucked as hard as possible by a Black guy. I want him to scream into my ass and struggle then after ages go limp from asphyxiation then we let him take a break although he'll be addicted by then.

it's freezing in my college im shivering like crazy, i feel like a woman

My discord is Cook#5883
Sorry for taking so long user I had a shower

straightoid here, lately i've been fapping exclusively to boys since straight porn got really boring and i'm kinda worried. To be fair the guys that i fap to are feminine and would pass as a girl if they applied makeup. But yeah, i find it really hot to watch boys inserting big dildos in their butts. My reasonong is that it's a forbidden fruit fetish and that it's "unnatural" for boys to be such sluts and also an emasculation fetish. also i'm a repressed hetero so i would fuck a guy if he's fem enough. What do you anons think? is it a fetish or am i going full homo?

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Why care so much? Masturbate to what you like unless you find it negatively affecting your life.

>ran into fuckfriend last night
>he came on over to my place
>I jizzed in his face as he came all over himself
>went to sleep
>grabbed a bite to eat
>popped some addies
>he's in the shower now and I'm gonna fuck him silly now

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>tfw destroying the thread that I have nothing in common with for no reason other than my own negativity

You're going full homo. It's only a matter of time before you go full dick butt.

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>tfw no anthropomorphic canine bf

Sounds pretty disgusting desu don't know why you'd share that like your proud

I'm glad you found someone to hang out with. I hope you can get a bf so hold you down user.

>tfw no cute bf from croatia or nearby

Im cuddling a boy right now that i met here

normalniggers get out

please dont say the n word you'll upset the blackbots

How does an exceptionally smol twink find a good dom?

Reminder that if you don't have a bidet, you're disgusting.

based
>permanently scarring your asscrack with paper

I just starting boxing last week and really enjoying it, probably the only (non winter) sport I enjoy. I hadn't been out of breath for about 2 years prior because I was too lazy. I wish I started earlier

Does it really make that much of a difference? I use baby wipes and those things set me right. Maybe a bidet is in order though, in pretty sure you can get some cheap ones.

Handheld showerhead types are standard where I live and it absolutely does. Just blast all the shit off with warm water and only use three squares of paper to wipe the water off. Brilliant.

>spray shit all over place
Yep, nothing wrong with that. Bring back the hepatitis!

thats a very repulsive video user

I'm a burger that installed one of the handheld types, and it works really well. Mine has started leaking (I leave the valve to it turned off when not using it) though. Not a big deal.

Why? the webm seems hot

>smearing shit all over yourself
yeah since that's cleaner
just wash your hands afterwards like you should be doing anyway

You shouldn't be spraying shit into the air, dumb ass, just rinse.

You're sitting on the toilet, it's not going anywhere. Also you can't catch hepatitis from your own shit.

>best friend who I like got a new boyfriend and I worry he'll stop talking to me now
Being clingy is the worst I just want to feel functional without having someone whose grace I require to power my soul.

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>add someone from soc at the start of the summer
>we actually went to the same high school and live close to each other
>we go see a movie and when we're back at my house I sperg out and ask him to leave because I was paranoid that my parents would know I was gay even though I knew that they already probably knew and were okay with it
>be in an r9gay thread at the beginning of the semester
>see that someone else in my state is posting about being lonely so I respond and they ask for my discord
>we talk for a bit and he says that he feels sane talking to me
>he tells me the college he's going to and says that it's close to his house
>uhoh
>ask him what he school he went to
>it's the same one
>send him a picture of me and he realizes that we're talking again
>luckily he doesn't immediately ghost me and we keep talking and play gmod later and it was pretty fun
>ask him if he'd like to meet up later and he says sure
>message him again the day before and he's offline on steam and discord
>he hasn't been online on anything for weeks since then
M if you didn't kill yourself pls just tell me that I'm ugly or something. I'm assuming you're ghosting me which I'm fine with but it's weird that you would permanently set all your stuff to offline.

Normalcunts out.

It's an online best friend so I'm staying.

he's just jelly

Why do so many sluts and fat people hit on me? I don't want your bugs, nor your fat grease.

Stop watching porn you fucking dunce

tfw no monogamous bf to buy a house with and help each other progress in life

peder
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>thread finna die
ori

talk about something

Please talk to me again, i really miss you
-S

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Mean to quote you

tfw all the progress i want to make is a job amd pet

tfw no NEET bf to shut ourselves from the world with

Any anons from Germany?
please please im so lonely i just want to get comfy with someone i cant take it

the person who said they would be sad if I didn't add them hasn't accepted my add request.
reeee

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>tfw no less than average-looking bf

>tfw no meow looking bf

>tfw have a meow looking bf

>tfw watching the apple conference with my sugar daddy
comfy uwu

how do i go full monk mode
tired of wanting a bf

>tfw no bf to give me tummy rubs for my stomach ache

What's the opinion on big, curly auburn hair?

Homosexuality as well as gay "sex" and the idea of someone being a homosexual are tricks. You are hurting yourself by indulging this way of living.

>tfw no bf to give tummy rubs for his stomachache

>big
+
>curly
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>spoiler
+++

now kiss homos

>now kiss homos
would tummy kisses help for stomach aches too?

i bet they would
a kiss on the lips would too

Sorry I've been absent for the last couple of days. I'm back. Last time I linked the tag maps we got 4 new users who signed up. Let's keep it going. Also remember to check your messages on the site itself every once in a while because sometimes the email alerts don't go through.
tagmap.io/tag/r9gay

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i haven't heard that before but now i really want to try it!

>tfw no bf to drink horchata with
side note, would coffee in horchata taste good?

then find a bf and spike his drink

Be my straight bf user

>>tfw no bf to drink horchata with
Based taste.

It's called being bi you nigger

>Tfw no bf to be in to alternative fashion with

are you smol and cute?

>tfw mutton chops and handlebar mustache

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>tfw love my bf too much to be as rough (VERY ROUGH) as i want to be with him

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Go blog about it on /soc/, normalfaget.

Sounds fun, though I don't have time, nerves or the personal space to meet someone in real life