Red flags to look for in women

Red flags to look for in women
>piercings anywhere but ears
>multiple tattoos
>brightly dyed hair
>centrist or liberal
>male friends
>anti gun
>pro abortion
>offended easily
>owns a dildo or other sex toy
>doesn't drive
>doesn't have a job
>bad relationship with her father
>listens to rap music
>satanist, pagan or wiccan
>doesn't want children
>immature
>self centered
>thinks trump is a racist, sexist, etc.
>has dated a non white
>has dated a black man in particular
>owns more than one cat
>doesn't know how to cook
>doesn't clean
>does drugs
>regularly drinks
>her social media is exclusively pictures of herself
>communist and or socialist
>vegan
>doesn't like the outdoors

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>Red flags to look for in women

>doesn't have a penis

Trap fags deserve to be nailed to a fucking cross

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>HURR DURR I'MAH MURICAN! JEWS DID THE 9/11 OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST!

Keep laughing while Tyrone dicks your wife down, baby dick cuck.

Mad because I fuck your sister and you can't? lmao

>cant commit incest
>supposed to be a bad thing
okay retard

Ok, Retard. Tyrone is taking good care of your wife while you're posting on your basket weaving forums. Maybe if you're good, he'll buy you a nintendo switch.

i bet tyrone sends you in the timeout corner when you get this angry.

At least your nephew won't be retarded like you.

I have the following "red flags" A lot of them aren't really red flags, just your personal preferences. Red flags should be nearly universal.
>centrist
>male friends
>pro choice (I want humanity to die out desu.)
>NEET who can't drive
>Don't want kids
>Don't like the outdoors

>my wife's boyfriend
That's all I fucking hear

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So a black man cannot possibly find a good woman by virtue of his own skin color?

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All of those are red flags if you aren't a complete faggot, New fag.

literally nothing wrong with being in an open relationship
cwy moar insecure incel :3

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Essentially. Fuck shitskins. If you're white and date a shitskin you deserve to be thrown from a helicopter.

>open relationship
like it was your choice

You can tell that to whoever will be my happy future husband while you're seething and alone in your 40s.

>pro choice (I want humanity to die out desu.)
The only based reason to be pro choice.

So then I should just fuck women without commitment since I can only get whores anyway? Interesting approach... You might be on to something.

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>male friends
i would never date a girl with any male friends. It just seems to be the ultimate cuckold that other males get your girlfriend as much as you do. fuck that.

Kek, you'll die alone with 40 cats because no one wants your nasty beat up snatch.

I would implore you to think otherwise. I would want my partner involved in my friend group so there should be no reason for distrust. I don't spend time with pigs who don't know how to respect boundaries. It's a huge red flag if your partner never wants you to join her in meeting said male friends.

>reasoning with a white person
oh user you optimistic fool

I'm a virgin in my 20s by choice. You sound like a teenager fresh from the plebbit incel communities.

>by choice
Ok, Becky.

it's not even about distrust, it's about respect. If my girlfriend hanged around with boys without me, I'd leave her hang out with them but without me. men and women can't just be friends, it's basic biology. But you don't believe in biology because you're probably a tranny.

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That's the list of what I look for in a woman

Based Jesus user

I've dated men before and I'm waiting for the right person to give my virginity to. Of course you have no measure of morality. You simply accept whatever your peers say. Whatever's fashionable at the time, and the pendulum has begun to swing right.
This way of thinking is quite flawed. It implies that humans act on pure instincts, and that in a social hierarchy it is always advantageous to go with any member of the opposite sex. I'm able to be a wing woman for them, offer a different perspective, offer resources, etc. Not only that, but I've been friends with them for over 8 years now. Nothing has blossomed in this timeframe and nothing ever will. To conclude that I would cheat on my partner is wholly a matter of distrust.

Yeah she's definitely a "what's up BRO?" Becky. Essentially the female version of the "where my hug at kid".

>To conclude that I would cheat on my partner is wholly a matter of distrust.
No shit, what sane dude would trust a woman over that?

But if you gave them a chance to sleep with you they would take it (assuming you're even female). So really what you have is a one sided relationship with them where they would fuck you but you dont. It's not flawed thinking at all, it's called being a realist.
>inb4 no Brad would never fuck me he's like a brother to me
If you knew what it was like to be male. you'd think like me. It's what men are like, they will take any chance they can get. Why should I be obligated to go out with a woman with male friends (and I don't mean aquaintences). It's called respecting a relationship and forming relationships with other men while you already have yours seems stupid.

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What sane person would trust women in general?

If you wouldn't trust a woman with male friends you shouldn't trust any woman. It's much easier for a woman to cheat with coworkers for example. This is why I say it's only a red flag if she tries to keep you separate from her social circle. All it would take is one person with loose lips to reveal her secret. It's not practical or likely.

look at this guy who trips up dumb roasties
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>you shouldn't trust any woman.
Yeah, good point.

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another video where he trips them up more

all you females are the same, you think you can have no restriants in a relationship but as soon as a guy starts having female friends you flip the fuck out and go bezerk. I've seen your type.

>But if you gave them a chance to sleep with you they would take it
I can't deny that. Men do tend to be hornballs. I would never fuck them though. I haven't even fucked my past boyfriends.
>So really what you have is a one sided relationship with them where they would fuck you but you dont.
Why is that a one sided relationship? It's platonic in nature but they still enjoy being friends with me. Women do have more to offer to the table than sex.

>you shouldn't trust any woman.
Now we're getting somewhere.

You just admitted you know they want to fuck you and still hang out with them. This is why I don't trust women.

I've never had any issue with my boyfriends having female friends. If they're going to cheat on me then they'll do it regardless.

what your essentially doing is ignoring red flags there. 9 times out of 10 guys do not surround themselves with girls they're not interested in.

if you keep putting yourself in situation where you can fall eventually you will fall.

What's your point? I would never have sex with anyone I haven't been in a committed relationship with for a very very long time.

>Women do have more to offer to the table than sex
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

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Then why do you care about what I think about relationships? You haven't have a committed relationship so that meanns you sleep around. I have a question, do you feel good in yourself after you've been used?

Most women are like this, so if a woman has majority female friends, shouldn't that be a red flag? That means she puts up with their bullshit.

Let me correct myself.
I would never have sex with anyone who I haven't been in a committed relationship with for a very very long time.*
I've already said I'm a virgin 3 times or so in this thread. You would think you could clue in on the context.

I'm so confused on why you a supposed virgin female is on one of the most nortorious mysogonistic website ever. Are you going for attention? "I'm a virgin grill" or are you a transgender? I'm actually confused. Another question, would you hang around with guys who wanted you in bed while you were in a relationship, if the answer is yes then you're not a very good potential partner.

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Either a tranny or a larping faggot

Heck cool beans op here a bump

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>666
are you satan?
those trips

Okay here I lose any hope since 80% of my friends are male and that was the case since I was born

I find it funny and pathetic that any of you believe you are in position to make demands. You are all delusional.

We know who you guys are and avoid you in an effort to protect our life. Do we make mistakes and find ourselves in the wrong place at the wrong time alone so you can attack, yes, and its a fatal mistake.

Yeh uwu

>I'm so confused on why you a supposed virgin female is on one of the most nortorious mysogonistic website ever. Are you going for attention? "I'm a virgin grill" or are you a transgender?
I just enjoy debating with people. Other websites tend to censor such discourse. I also just want to help in my own way. (Even if some people could use a bit of tough love.) I want people to know when they're being a bit unreasonable or paranoid. It's good to be cautious, but too much can lead to some unsavoury situations.

>Another question, would you hang around with guys who wanted you in bed while you were in a relationship, if the answer is yes then you're not a very good potential partner.
If A guy were to attempt to get in my pants while I'm in a relationship I would not hang out with him. I've been in this situation and immediately blocked all forms of contact with the fucker. I'm not going to blame anyone of thought crimes though.

it's even more selfish of you to say our standards are stupid. We're not obligated to go out with anyone we dont want to.

Found the stacy. Fuck off my board.

>piercings anywhere but ears
2 in each ear and 1 in nose
>multiple tattoos
none
>brightly dyed hair
no, i just bleach hair to be blonde
>centrist or liberal
redpilled
>male friends
barely have any friends at all, but most male
>anti gun
pro gun
>pro abortion
im indifferent rn, i dont know how i feel about it
>offended easily
idk depends
>owns a dildo or other sex toy
none
>doesn't drive
i drive
>doesn't have a job
just recently quit
>bad relationship with her father
its pretty good, we're close
>listens to rap music
i listen to it
>satanist, pagan or wiccan
no
>doesn't want children
i dont like the idea but when im dating someone it changes
>immature
someone else would have to answer this
>self centered
someone else would have to answer this
>thinks trump is a racist, sexist, etc.
no
>has dated a non white
never
>has dated a black man in particular
NO
>owns more than one cat
just 1 family cat
>doesn't know how to cook
i can
>doesn't clean
i do
>does drugs
no
>regularly drinks
occasionally
>her social media is exclusively pictures of herself
nooo
>communist and or socialist
no
>vegan
NO
>doesn't like the outdoors
i like it but dont go cuz no motivation

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I can tell you're a larper, I can just tell.

Don't worry. No one wants you to go out with them.

enjoy being 40 with loads of cats and a stretched vagina you dumb roasty.

I realize males believe they own everything but its simply not true. I'm still here little dick.

Well, your intuition is wrong. If there were non-sexal proof of my biological sex I could provide then I would.

No need too, i already know you're not a female.

Guess you be stupid. We don't want you but go ahead and stomp and scream and it changes NOTHING.

accurate pic. smfh it doesn't get old. where will we be in 10-20 years?

Post discord. I want.

when the fuck did r9k become tumblr

hahaha, and you? living with mom and pissing in a bottle

>BPD or any other mental issue which makes it impossible to hold a relationship
>disloyal and dishonest by nature
>had sex outside of a long-term, commited relationship
>doesn't value romantic ideals and strong bonds, focuses on comfort and convenience instead
>compulsive drinker or smoker
>does hard drugs at all, or light ones like weed often
>overweight, naturally chubby is alright but neglecting your body and having no will power is not
>has ridiculous piercings, tattoos or colored hair
>dysfunctional libido, which could be either none or way too much
>passive-aggressive is her normal state, always confrontational and ready to get upset
>takes society and its games too seriously, fixating on them
>lacks intellect and imagination, obsessed with the most mundane things

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no actually, i live by myself with a steady paying job. You're not getting any tho dumb roasty, go find a weak pathetic man to cave into you.

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BAHAHA FUCKING BASED

nice, yes, post discord

>owns a dildo or other sex toy
Do you masturbate OP?

do I masturbate?
yes.
do I have a fleshlight?
no.

not OP btw I just think these red flags are a pretty good guideline for what you look for in a serious relationship

But men who masturbate get death grip and lose their normal sex drive. How can a woman be expected to be satisfied by his limp used up dick?

>That's the list of what I look for in a woman
Nice.

I mean maybe if you jerk off 5 times a day and get deep down the rabbit hole of furshit or incest or something but as long as you limit your use it should be fine. as with all things moderation is key

>"we don't want you"
>"REEEEE YOU HAVE STANDARDS"
we all know you're here out of desperation for attention if you're getting angry over these guys having standards. if its really not that big of a deal like you play it out to be, you wouldn't give a shit. period.
the real pathetic people here are the triggered female failures. who literally gets angry over what a robot wants in a girl?

No. Jerking off regularly to normal things will still desensitize the nerves of your dick. Especially if you're a cutfag.

>>piercings anywhere but ears
Yes.
>>multiple tattoos
Yes.
>>brightly dyed hair
Yes.
>>centrist or liberal
Politically interested women are trash, no exceptions.
>>male friends
Eh, is fine.
>>anti gun
Yes.
>>pro abortion
Meh idfk.
>>offended easily
That's all women.
>>owns a dildo or other sex toy
I still use porn sites so I can't throw stones there.
>>doesn't drive
Yes.
>>doesn't have a job
Doesn't matter.
>>bad relationship with her father
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS
>>listens to rap music
Ayep.
>>satanist, pagan or wiccan
Yep.
>>doesn't want children
All straight women do.
>>immature
>>self centered
That's all women.
>>thinks trump is a racist, sexist, etc.
See above. Apolitical is best.
>>has dated a non white
>>has dated a black man in particular
Let's make that 'has race mixed'.
>>owns more than one cat
Works if she's got a dog to compensate.
>>doesn't know how to cook
>>doesn't clean
Yes.
>>does drugs
If it's study drugs it's fine.
>>regularly drinks
What's "regularily"?
>>her social media is exclusively pictures of herself
Yes.
>>communist and or socialist
See above.
>>vegan
>>doesn't like the outdoors
YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

>doesn't like the outdoors
aaaa almost had it

>Red flags to look for in women
>>piercings anywhere but ears
>>multiple tattoos
>>brightly dyed hair
All of the above are really cool unless way overdone
>>centrist or liberal
Makes sense.
>>male friends
Being able to have friendship with the opposite genders is a pretty basic sign of emotional maturity
>>anti gun
Why not? Civilian firearm possession does lead to a lot of deaths.
>>pro abortion
As you should be too.
>>offended easily
Unless this is extreme, idgaf. Some things deserve to be offended by
>>owns a dildo or other sex toy
As if you don't browse porn and masturbate like an ape.
>>doesn't drive
A lot of people don't.
>>doesn't have a job
Eh, if it's temporary that's chill.
>>bad relationship with her father
Who cares? Many parents are garbage.
>>listens to rap music
Not my thing but fine.
>>satanist, pagan or wiccan
You've got a point here, being spiritual is creepy, especially in weird ways.
>>doesn't want children
I don't either, it's perfectly fine. Can't even understand why you'd put it on the list.
>>immature
>>self centered
Yeah I'll pass on those.
>>thinks trump is a racist, sexist, etc.
If you think he isn't you're braindead
>>has dated a non white
>>has dated a black man in particular
Oh no she's not racist, how horrible!!
>>owns more than one cat
People being able and willing to take care of pets speaks volumes in their favor.
>>doesn't know how to cook
You probably don't either, who cares.
>>doesn't clean
At all? Yeah fuck that.
>>does drugs
Any? I'm fine with responsible use of light drugs.
>>regularly drinks
Eh, bad but not deal-breaker in itself.
>>her social media is exclusively pictures of herself
Meh.
>>communist and or socialist
As long as she doesn't want literal centrally planned economy that's okay.
>>vegan
Why not? Animal farming is shit for the environment and inhumane. As long as she knows she needs extra B12 and protein.
>>doesn't like the outdoors
Who even cares lol.

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Very weak bait.

Dunno what to even tall you user, I'm a bit on the nonjudgmental side of things, but judging people for most of these is kinda insane.

Like seriously why the fuck would it be a red flag that someone is vegan, or listens to rap, or has sex toys, or doesn't want children, or likes alt looks...

>vegan
Malnourishment, virtue signaling, attention seeking.
>rap
No appreciation for actual music, romanticizes feral and criminal behavior.
>sex toys
Sexual deviancy and sensory numbness.
>doesn't want children
Inability to commit.
>alt looks
Doesn't appreciate natural beauty and chooses to ruin it, attention seeking.

you're an idiot and you're going to die alone

Atleast you weren't a complete retard.
You properly put "you're" instead of "your". You're still a retard but not a complete retard.

t-t-t-thanks?

i don't have to kill myself today now

> Malnourishment
B12 is the only thing you can only get from non-vegan products, and there's supplements available. Many meat-eaters should be taking some of those too, btw. You can get enough of each amino acid from plant protein too, onions is better than meat and milk, and most other beans are good enough.
> No appreciation for actual music, romanticizes feral and criminal behavior.
Yeah and people who listen to metal romanticize satanism, and people who listen to classical romanticize being technologically backwards. What the fuck even lol.
> Sexual deviancy and sensory numbness.
Do you consider porn a deviancy too? Also "sensory numbness" lmao. Most sex toys aren't industrial powerlevel vibrators.
> Inability to commit.
Yeah because the sole and only thing a woman can commit to in life is being bred. You're a retard user.
> Doesn't appreciate natural beauty and chooses to ruin it, attention seeking.
Do you say this about anyone who covers up our natural bodies with clothes, or are you only 99% retarded? Does washing hair also count as getting in the way of its natural beauty? What about building more muscle than a human would naturally develop in normal circumstances?

vegan faggot

its extremely difficult to eat properly as a vegan and you also need to eat ligands that allow you to absorb vitamins and minerals into your small intestine and most of those are found in meat and in the gut flora of someone who eats meat (but not lots of processed foods)


on a side note i'm not that guy, he's a different kind of idiot

>>piercings anywhere but ears
>>male friends
i dont have many friends though
>>pro abortion
wouldnt do it but i think it cuts down the undesirable population
>>bad relationship with her father
what father?
>>listens to rap music
>>has dated a non white
>>has dated a black man in particular
black-mex mixed
>>does drugs

can i hab hispanic user bf?

Not that user but
>Sexual deviancy and sensory numbness.
Like you don't masturbate. If you tell me you don't you're a fucking liar. Inb4 "But I don't use sex toys. It's not the same!"
You have an easily wankable flesh rod. If it were that easy to get off I would've started masturbating ages ago. I got a small pink vibe when I was 19 and it's been the best darn $15 I've spent in my life. I haven't morphed into an insatiable sex fiend as a result of it either.
>Inability to commit.
If the only thing stopping you from leaving your partner is the prospect of reproduction then you're a terrible person.

Not to mention that the B12 supplements are obviously made from animals, defeating their whole retarded narrative.

The B family of vitamins are all bacteria product, the only reason animals have B12 in them is because ruminant species have long enough digestive process for it to be formed.

B12 supplements are made by just... feeding B12-making bacteria.

Continue being woke my user.

You do realize no company is going to grind up animal products to obtain b12, right? It's synthesized by bacteria. That's how most supplements and basic compounds are produced.

dumbass

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