Go to look for erp partner on forums

>Go to look for erp partner on forums
>Use my default erp name(its like normal name, lets say Emilia for now)
>List my kinks and preferences in erp. Put a decent description of my character
>Say also that I am quite open for suggestions, but nothing too ridiculous
>Get 2 dms after 3 days
>One is spam
>Other is macro vore erp
>Decide to make a new account
>Name it overly whore-ish(BigButtAnalSlut style)
>Put like "I just wanna get banged hard ;o" on the forums
>Get 20 dms in an hour
Why are guys like this? Impossible to find even decent guys for erp these days. Fucking sucks

Attached: Crop.jpg (856x665, 211K)

shut the fuck up you stupid degenerate, holy shit

>BigButtAnalSlut
This is my new handle, thanks

Because they haven't felt fist magic in too long.

Attached: fistofthekenshiro.jpg (640x480, 57K)

Send discord pwease. uwu.

It's for weirdos, so you're not going to find normal guys to begin with unless they're 50 plus and dress like a british novelist. And it's understood that the other person is a guy. Why the fuck would I go through the pretense of getting to know and warm up a "girl" when we're both just men and I want to get to the fucking.

stop being a faggot, faggot.

>talk to a fembot for a few days
>she opens up and makes me know that she's aroused
>tries to initiate
>not what I was looking for but whatever
>try to erp her up and get involved myself as well
>my descriptions confuse her
>she can't describe jack shit herself
>resorts to simple "I want this and that uwu"
>terrible grammar and inability to string a sentence together
>I have to carry it all myself
>not aroused whatsoever because she didn't contribute
>asks me for a picture of my dick
Why are girls like this? Don't they understand the appeal of being eloquent and engaging?

Attached: 1539246613475.jpg (741x1000, 192K)

I encouter lotsa guys who write like "i put in your pussy" "mm bby ur so hot"
Who gets off to stuff like that? Like no setting up the scene or any decent grammar

Oh. I found one

Attached: IMG_20190829_150333.jpg (360x312, 35K)

stop looking in forums
go out and socialize
or at least find an e-bf you can erp with on a regular basis

is erp even any good? it seems sorta hot if there is really good writing desu

Attached: 1567615950155.jpg (500x590, 42K)

So where does one find girls who actually can handle it?

I used to hang around rule34.xxx and randomly use shamchat for fun.
These days I don't rp much, but sometimes I try erp Discord servers
Not much luck

It's a waste of time. It's like sifting through a desert to find a lost ring. Sure, ERP can be hot, but the effort required to find and keep a good partner is monumental. It's just not worth it.

To me its better than porn. Most porn is boring these days
Getting a good partner who is into same sick specific things as me is 10/10

Attached: IMG_20190910_184821.jpg (577x577, 140K)

What are your kinks? If they are super niche you shouldn't be that surprised that you didn't get any bites.

i can only imagine how the retards type. i don't know if i would have the patience to find a good partner, or someone who is into the same things i am.

Attached: 1556827612445.jpg (1950x1950, 1.01M)

>Getting a good partner who is into same sick specific things as me is 10/10
Care to elaborate?

>tfw erping God
I've had a fembot send me a video of herself fingerbanging in her in her uni bathroom to the posts I sent while she was in her law school class. Really turned me on because this was an intelligent woman and not some underage gamer girl retard. I've also had fembots send me audio of themselves masturbating and moaning loudly while reading my messages at looking at my pics etc.

The funny thing is the only sexual experience I've had is getting my dick sucked a few times by an ex girlfriend. It feels degenerate, in fact it's really pathetic and I would stop if I had irl gf but it's so addictive

Attached: image.png (320x240, 7K)

Well
Hard groping, degrading, forced impregnation, being called a good girl and raped while I'm drunk, ageplay
Handholding and marriage
When it comes to dominant stuff: shotas, incest(with shota brother), biting, having a guy be my maid that I tie-up and torture.

Attached: Blush.jpg (246x247, 56K)

I meant to also reply Sigh

Kind of all over the place, I can see why you have a hard time finding a match.

That's pretty wholesome! I like.
I'm willing to give it a try as long as you're also a good conversation partner.

Attached: 1537510604840.jpg (1574x1200, 459K)

Have you ever had sex irl? You must be pretty damn horny

Try /dft/ on /trash/ if you want one on one roleplay partners, it's a really good spot and low effort people are shunned.

Attached: 1568047148739.jpg (588x1000, 77K)

>tfw you use to erp back in the late 90s and early 2000s when girls were actually participating
lmao, i ended up meeting so many of these girls irl. it's kinda bizarre to think about. most of the shit now is just dudes spoofing as women. it's peak degeneracy.

No. Might explain some of my kinks

Yeah, though I don't put them all at the same time when I want to erp. Just ask for few things and encourage my partners to come up with stuff as well

Attached: 1567802538508.jpg (780x523, 277K)

>Message a user through curiouscat.
>He keeps offering to go to DM's to chat.
>I dont do it.
>Over the course of two months I send a lewd message once every couple of weeks.
>Calls me a creep and to just DM the guy.
>I actually DM him, apologizing for it.
>Feel like shit
>he hasnt responded
>still feel like shit

Why did I do this? I didnt have to do this

Attached: 1567243887987.jpg (954x954, 91K)

Where are you from? What you want to enact these fantasies in reality or keep them in word?

You should obviously take up a more patrician ERP kink, like Dolcett/Gynophagia

Attached: ld9[1].gif (600x768, 28K)

Is that nikki? Nice.
Good tastes overall, you wear glasses irl?

Please respond but oreganolly.

>tfw boy
>born submissive
Honestly, this isn't even a porn addiction thing. I've just always been submissive romantically. Even when I was a child, I always wanted the girls to hold me down and kiss me.
I'm just a sub, through and through.

Attached: 5342_eliza2_6d6642dcdb9d78a9b6166828e75465d4.jpg (950x633, 70K)

Where do I sign up? seems like good dirty texting experience

Based fetish, built up on three pillars of excellence.
>Misogyny
>Violence against women
>Extreme levels of degradation, humiliation, objectification

We are the men the Trannies steal and convert.
Be strong, fellow sub. Remain into Straight Fem-dom.

Attached: ragewojak.gif (512x512, 626K)

Nice but erp is fucking cringe inducing.

Much better than brainlet sexting.