How many of you are actual Robots? No job, no friends, not even online, no girls, no sex, NEET. It seems like I'm even alone on this board.
Real fucking Robots
>he didn't realize this was all satire
I have one friend but I don't hang out with him like, ever. Otherwise that's me.
Aside from going to school, that was me for the first 21 years of my life. I never had a gf, sex, a friend, or a job. Now I am back in college, getting fit, working, and I have sex now and then but casual sex I learned just kind of suck. Masturbating feels better for me.
Would you like want to have sex?
What does your usual day look like, user?
thats literally me and people still call me a normalfag
It sounds as if you got your stuff together. Why still come here?
If I don't have an appointment it's drinking coffee, listening to music, browsing this board, or watching tv shows on my laptop literally all day. Could be worse desu I'm saving up some neetbux dunno what I'm gonna spend them on though
>No job, no friends, not even online, no girls, no sex, NEET.
check, check, check, check, check, and check
lots of us still lurk, we just don't post because this place is a hellhole
Like me but I drink, have a gaming pc, play games and waiting on my NEETBUX decision.
He looks like hes about to shoot up a school
yeey im at work
>tfw neet for 6 years
i started college last week and its hell, i have to wake up at like 5am and im like a zombie all day
i think youd consider me a cyborg. i think most "robots" who have a had a taste of normie life are cyborgs. but im out of school and just being a good fresco so i guess ive become a robot. i cant be a wizard though.
I got my first job at 24 haahaha. I've never had friends or gf tho.
Me, but I'm focusing on building wealth now.
What makes Adam in these photos look like a school shooter?
Because. You're here forever.
It is kind of an addiction and I am still lonely and a weird person in general. This is the first thread I mentioned being close to a normie now. I never reveal this stuff because I remember how much it annoyed me when I was a robot.
hhkv at age of 26
NEET never had a job, only have hs diploma
no friends since primary school, never had online friends
ugly lanklet with scoliosis
Khhsv.
Can't hold a job or relationships. Have mild psychosis that is still under watch, might be an obsessive compulsive disorder .
Literally waste all my time playing vidya and on the Internet unless I'm going out once a week to deliver newspapers because neetbux isn't a thing where I live
I'd only count myself as a cyborg because I look okay and can hold conversations
I'm the same expect for the scoliosis. What your daily life like.
I just play game, mainlyRPGs. .
>No job, no friends, not even online, no girls, no sex, NEET.
All of it, sucks to be honest.
>sat along during lunch break at school
>dropped out
>neet for years now
>never had a friend call me
>didnt have a phone til i left school
>only use it when mom calls to ask me what i want from there store
>0 skills that can get me employed
yeah im so fucking worthless
I usually skipped lunch at school to attend a class that wasn't mine because I rather be there, instead of sitting alone at a lunch table in high school with everyone staring at me. I remember being asked isn't it your lunch break? Then the kids said he doesn't talk or have friends for lunch. I just remember my face turning red and the girls going "awwww".
>the girls going "awwww".
If you were white and handsome and the girls black you would got friends right there.
I had a black girl tell me I had a nice ass. But I assume they were making fun of me, I'm not fat mind you.
Unironicly should have said
>thank you, you too
I'll never forget this latino/mixed girl pulled up her chair next to me in math and asked me if I was a virgin. EVERY girl was looking at me. Bright red face. And we're like 15.16.
I was a 'real robot' for years. I'm not anymore but I still occasionally visit r9k when I'm feeling kinda depressed or stressed out, I guess out of habit. I know most of the people here these days are whiny highschoolers but it's still a tiny bit comforting to bitch about my life to teenagers.
I'm still a robot but I remember participating in /b/ raids from back in the day and finding solace away from school. I hate this website now but I have some VERY fond memories.
That's me. I have a graduate degree in a STEM field but I'm bad at the real world, dealing with people and the stress of job searching. My mom gives me a monthly stipend while I "job search" but I don't do much more than browse Jow Forums, smoke weed and apply to like 2 jobs a week because that's all the mental energy I have. Also I have like 150k in student loans lol kill me
I never exactly liked this site despite being here all day every day. Still, I do have good memories as well.