Left is for boys

>left is for boys
>right is for men

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>like ass
>am white
What the fuck is wrong with me

and none of them are for us

>us
>>>Ieddit

I will always choose the original.

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It means you are high testosterone and will have many kids

boob make milk

ass make poop

your choice

big tiddies for porn but ass is king irl

>ass also make brap
I think the choice is obvious

Tits are delicious but Im a go with ass

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>boob also makes sweat.
Real choice here

I admit, a nice ass is better then some dds

But neither come close to some big creamy jugs.

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>ass also makes sweat

the choice is obvious here

No matter how glorious those large sets of tits might be gravity will always have the last laugh..

A Nice ass can be maintained for ages.

>left is for dinner
>right is for dessert
gib me milkies

Thighs you fucking plebs.

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Cottage cheese can ruin an ass

This is the only good choice.

Nothing else compares.

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ahh kameraden
but between ass and tits, i love them both, but i think a girl with an ass but no tits looks better than the opposite.

It means you're a fellow man of culture.

Feets are also delicious.

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if only she were white!

One of the hottest things about tits is how much of a burden they can be and this is especially true for the huge ones. They're heavy, get in the way, inhibit movement, cause muscle pain and sometimes damage to the back, stretch out clothes, bump into things and knock them over, spill everywhere when nude, and forcibly turn women into sex objects. I love it. The best thing about it is that tits don't even need to big to function properly. Those melon sized tits I see from time to time serve absolutely no real function and are often a hindrance in many aspects of life and they only exist to amuse me. I find that very hot.

I love a big fat tit and I'll never stop no matter how old I get.

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men also have asses
men don't have tits like women do
therefore ass is more gay than tits

Didn't find anything from the right angle with a white girl, sorry.

It is known.
While true that's a somewhat extreme dichotomy.

Think about it: Would you rather have a woman with a flat manly ass and big boobs or a woman with a plump ass with a totally flat chest? I'd pick the latter.

You gotta think in the long run guys...
Imagine a legal girl, still growing, who has neither ass nor tits.
Genetics matter a lot but a girl has another way to get big tits and big ass.

There are confirmed methods to make both of them grow at a faster rate:
>Ass grows when you do exercise similiar to squatting and generally not skipping leg day. Takes a lot of time and is very hard though
But...:
>Tits easily grow when pregnant. Anime says massaging them helps but it does fuck all

Now, you have the choice between a girl with no tits but a big ass and a girl with no ass but big tits.
Both are your dream girl who won't cheat on you and wants to have your children

The correct choice of course is the girl with no tits and big ass.
She doesnt need to tire herself out for years in order to get a big ass. Her tits will automatically grow in 7 months once you turn her into a mother though

Lads, be smart and use your brain.

Holy shit, are you my lost brother?

I love a nice ass but then I always get a little sad admiring really nice, big ones because I know how much of a struggle that would be for me considering the size of my dick. I have to aim for smaller butts which can also be super nice and perky and well shaped but I do have a lust for some of the more voluptuous types

I'm your brother from another mother.

I like big boobs on black girls and fat asses on white girls. Vise versa is boring.

I will ALWAYS be an ass man. Always.

I like big boobs because they make it seem like the woman "evolved" purely to look good. They are such a hindrance that they give women back pain and stop them from being able to run and exercise properly, but it's like they're flexing on other women by saying they can afford to have massive jugs because men will keep them safe anyway.

I'm your dude from another brood

If the tits are genuinely huge, I don't mind a flat ass. But if they're not that big, incapable of being wrapped completely around my dick, then I'll take a big ass. I'm obsessed with titfucking, so huge tits are ideal. However, I can definitely love an ass if it's big, soft, and round enough.

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When no-tits girls become pregnant, they get these disgusting mosquito bite buds. Call me a faggot, but I'd rather take a girl with nice, shapely tits with no ass.

Boobs > ass because of the areola and nipple
Such variety of colors, shapes, and sizes, its fun to guess what a girls nipples look like

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You can have anal sex with the ass

Organ donation victims

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boobjob is better you poop loving degenerate.

also girls prefer ass because they're insecure of their boob size like a dude with their penis size. so they'll push that shitty message that op stated.

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1. everyone has ass but only girls have tits
2. 3. Statistically;l kdata suggests only low IQ black retard gorilla monkey niggers prefer ass

i rest my case.

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america declared a jihad against nipples in media a long time ago but nothing against fat ass bitches twerking

The closer to the ground the area the worst and more animalistic. It is why it will always be tits>ass>feet

You got it completely backwards. Feet>Ass>Tits

I can settle this debate once and for all. Every young boy starts out as an assman. When you first start thinking of girls sexually, you look for anything that is good in the girls around you. Since you are a schoolboy, you become affected by all the ass. It's not until you have your first big titty teacher that you become a titman. As you age, your experiences shape you and you may even become a crotch man, and then a hole man(the final frontier).

>pale skin/brown
>long black hair, blue eyes
>Big booty
>wide hips
>nice legs
>little to no chest
>cute smol feet

This is the man's taste.

>all the low IQ areas are ass
>all the high IQ areas are tits
Hmmmm

that's a nice little statement you just pulled out of your ass

I like both, I'm an honest and upright man

Iceland and Mongolia are higher IQ than any shithole you hail from.

guys have nipples too so sucking a tit makes u a phaggot

nah.
real men take the flat + no ass pill

The preference of butts is an atavism, i.e. a regression to the behaviour of man's predecessors. Boobs have become interesting due to them coming in sight once man learned to walk primarily on two legs, therefore separating man from beast.

Congrats, ass-loving monkeybrains!

You're god damn right fucking right user

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Boobies win. I love big boobies.

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So a teenager that is neither a man nor a boy deserves both?

Boobs are only an imitation of ass

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boi feet are better than stubby girl feet

You typed those in the wrong order, man.

Exactly. Thighs all the way.

Nice girl. Good argument for boobies.

pornhub data also shows neander-ape whiteoids prefer incest, bbc and teens. Which is worse

>only girls have tits
Literally wrong you fucking retard

>pornhub data also shows neander-ape whiteoids prefer incest, bbc and teens. Which is worse

How do they know if the viewer is white, black or asian?

i like both, just not these tidies

You are a nigger lover.