Ask A Chad Anything

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

drunk as fuck and lurk here sometimes so i feel like helping yall out ive fucked too many hot girls to count and im a 8/10 so give me questions

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Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

post more girls you fuck

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Would have you preferred to have had a pure waifu since childhood/teen years, marry her and have a conventional family instead of being a degenerate posting on Jow Forums?

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Why do you feel the need to fuck with robots by inflicting your presence on us? What have we ever done to you?

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Have you ever thought about and/or touched your dad's anus/butthole??

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

how do i know you arent some 6/10 Brad, "Chad"?

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

hell no then i wouldnt get to fuck around lmao
im jere to help you retard
no lol
idk heres my tinder i have no reason to lie

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Christian Parker
Christian Parker

im jere to help you retard
Can you get a gun and come shoot me please?

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

Have you ever thought about and/or touched your mom's anus/butthole?

James Adams
James Adams

Yeah, if you know about Jow Forums and bother coming here to do these shit attentionwhoring threads you're a low tier normie at most. Seeking validation on Jow Forums... That's pretty low op.

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

what is your favorite beer?

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

so THATS where my oneitis went. she ghosted me, but it looks like she was too busy trying to get your attention.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

hell no then i wouldnt get to fuck around lmao
That's true, but you would have a family, someone to love, someone you know is not going through other men's penises. Those girls on tinder aren't only talking to you.

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

Post a photo of yourself, prove you're 8/10

Christian Long
Christian Long

ok

bud light or corona

which one haha

who gives a fuck still smashed tho

im not allowed

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

im not allowed
nice cop out bitch

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

my questions don't revolve around women, I have no problems with them, but instead more about: struggling to reach your goals, and over coming adversity, which I doubt you have you have any experience in.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

Not allowed by whom? The rules state that you can't post photos of yourself and ask
Am I an 8/10?
But you can post photos of yourself to prove your identity or claims.

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

How accurate is this girl to chad translation?

I'm not looking for a relationship right now
I don't want a relationship WITH YOU. Don't even bother trying to ask me out, it will NEVER HAPPEN
Chad: "So if you're not looking for a relationship, you're just looking for sex right? SEX SEX SEX, that's all that's on your mind. I'm looking for a real relationship, but all you sluts want is SEX!"

I don't think of you in 'that' way
You are ugly

You're like a brother to me
Sex with you repulses me as much as incest

The kids were bad today
Your genes are defective

(In reference to an argument) We are both wrong
You are wrong[/spoier]

You don't listen to me
Why can't you read my mind?

I hate to interrupt, but...
I'm more important than whatever you're doing

Have you had time to...
I need you to do serve me RIGHT NOW, slave

I don't mind paying for myself
Wow you CHEAPSKATE, you're not going to have another chance dating me
Chad: You will only date her again if you give her multiple orgasms tonight

Let's not rush things
There are a few Chad's I'm trying to trick into dating me

I'm not ready to settle down
Don't ask me out until you're making 6 figures, buddy

I enjoy the single life!
I enjoy not being your gf

I need some space
You're unattractive, leave me alone
Chad: Just say "Cool bitch" and walk away and never contact her again

I'm focusing on my 'career'
My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.

Let's just give it some time.
You're a very low quality male. I might date you after if chad chooses to move on after dicking me hard, assuming you have a stable job.

I like you, but...
I do not like you at all

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Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

Stefanie. You remember her? She's the brunette with the stacked butte. Yea... how could you forget? That's right

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Post more nudes. Origana

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!
You're boring, I don't want to have sex with you. However, you're nice and stable, so after I ride the cock carousel I'll possibly settle for you... if you're making good money
Chad: "And you're not the type of girl I'd marry, just the type of girl I'd fuck senseless then forget about"

Let's just be friends
You'll never see my roast beef flaps, you're just not attractive
Chad: "I have enough friends already, bye"

I don't want to ruin our friendship
Please stay my guy friend. You're smart and easy to talk to, I just will never touch your penis

Honesty is very important to me
Only tell me what I want to hear

I only like you as a friend
You're not attractive
Chad: "I only see you as a pump-n-dump slut!"

You're so manly
You smell bad mister, take a shower

Let me check my schedule to see if I'm busy
I have plans with Chadwick, WE will never hang out

We need...
I want...

Can you call me back? I need to...
I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice day!

Sure, what is your phone number?
I will add your phone number to my trophy collection of pathetic losers who want me... but I don't want them!
Chad: "Lol forget it bitch" *walk away*

I'm not upset
I am upset

Let's be romantic and turn off the lights
I'm not proud of my body

Do you love me?
I need you to buy me something expensive

Am I fat?
Please tell me I'm beautiful
Chad: "Femanon, Aristotle defines love as 'friendship based on beauty.' Therefore, if there is no beauty to base friendship on, there can be no love." =)

I'm not that type of girl
Keep trying!

Don't touch me there!
Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first
Chad: Heavy resistance is bad, light resistance is normal. Women WANT you to go for them, the FANTASIZE about rape

Will you respect me in the morning?
Don't tell anyone we copulated

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Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

no

fuck off, here I am (pic related)

These are like 90% accurate

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Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

im not getting banned for you fucker
i struggled too bitch i had school and work
it says not to post selfies
kinda

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Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

We need to talk...
I need to complain
Chad: Just nod your head and say 'uh huh' smile, and repeat

I need to think about it
NO!

We have an on and off relationship
I string him along until someone better shows up

Where is this going?
Are you gonna marry me?

No
Yes

Maybe
No

Let me think about it
No

I feel like I've known you my entire life
I want your penis inside of ME

Do you have a girlfreind?
You're hot, are you on the market?

Wow, you're certainly attentive tonight!
Is sex ALL you think about?

How much do you love me?
I did something you won't like
Chad: She probably had drunk sex with your best friend

We need to communicate better
You need to agree with me more
Chad: Just smile and nod

I don't want to ruin our friendship!
I like using you to talk about the guys I have sex with

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Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

Who's to say the picture you post was a selfie?

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

who gives a fuck still smashed tho
so you're one of those "yolo" people? Don't care about actually forming bonds with someone? You're just fine having sex with random whores?
Also, why do you use Tinder? Not attractive enough to just get enough women in your daily life without an extra tool?

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

The kids were bad today
What does this mean?

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

How to make women more likely to approach me first? Im far too shy to approach women and be the one to start the conversation

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

How to make women more likely to approach me first?
be good looking.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Wear baggy pants with a blue or red bandana hanging out of your pocket. WOC love this, trust me

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Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

or tall

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

dude im fucking young and i dont give a fuck im not gonna married anytime soon

look at them and smile but i approach girls bro so idk

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

or tall
lmao lankets gotta cope

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

a 6'0 chad is gonna get less girls than a 5'7 chad
thats the real cope right there

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

eww what's wrong with his face

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

Do people actually eat ass or it is just a joke?

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

Fuck off you ugly nigger

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

What the fuck. Is that... is that an alien from Babylon 5?

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

hell yea i eat ass

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Would you help one of us get laid? Like, blindfold a girl and switch out?

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

Wow I just started season 5, great show, better than DS9

John Gray
John Gray

if i could yes lmao

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

Get the fuck out normalscum. Why even post here for fuck sake.

William Allen
William Allen

I mean if you're as Chad as you say it should be pretty easy to talk one of those Tinder girls into it

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

do us the biggest favour you possibly could and just fuck off.

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

im trying to help you fuckers

ive done it before with friends

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

so help us by fucking off. stupid cunt. this isn't the place for you

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

yo bro - there are federal agents lurking and posting here. be careful, you may accidently insult one of them XD

Easton Price
Easton Price

fuck you little nigger, I'm trying to save you

pic related is me

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Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

dont get watch listed bra. long gone are the good times of r9k past.

yo Chad, might i suggest r/WhitePeopleTwitter ? shit cracks me up.

or one of the blue Jow Forums boards

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

i don't want to be saved, you stupid normie piece of shit. fuck off.
what, so he can ruin /adv/ and /his/ too? don;t enable this dumbass. let him go back to his precious women

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

im trying to help
Unless you're a genie or the world's best plastic surgeon you can't help. But you can fuck off so why not try that.

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

well, personally i would go to /biz/

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

Absolute cringe, the sort of shit you'd see printed on posters to go in a boomer's "man cave". Yes you need to read between the lines when women talk but it's not a second fucking language

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

What do you normally wear?
What are your interests?
What type of music do you listen to?
Where do you work?

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

I wear cheap wallmart clothes
I am interested in pop music and sports
I listen to pop music like katie perry
I work at burger king, but I will be working at Apple before the year is over

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Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

you arent me

joggers and vans and a shirt i play basketball and i listen to whatevers on the radio and i work at disney because im in their college program

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

Should i consider suicide? I am miserable with how my life turned out.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

Lel. Alright. None of this is helpful. I guess it does reaffirm that most women are pretty basic. If you want to date lots just be a nirmie. Don't plan to become a normie anytime soon. I'll stick with my subculture. Don't have problems with women though.

Apple store or Apple tech support? Used to work at Apple a few years ago before I went back to school.

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Still not much better, but the Disney thing probably helps a lot. I work in the oilfield and there's no fucking women out here. It is funny with the music. I hated most popular stuff. Mainly like depressing folk/pop punk, but I know women hate it. Had to start learning to appreciate a lot of rap and it's made it easier to have something to talk about.

You got a lot of friends? Where do you meet women? How do you go about getting them to open up? Mainly through tinder. That's not going to work for most people on this site.

David Butler
David Butler

probably if you look like pic related

You are a total queer with your subculture, try being normal for a change
Apple store at the genius bar. I am pretty stoked desu

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Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Changing my entire identity for women

Top c uck. I still date. The whole point is to find women you like. Why would I sit through boring conversation for some hole? This is just bait though.

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Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

You sound like a complete faggot just sayin'

You will never be a Chad like me, so keep projecting soiboi

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Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Feel someone looking at me
Look up to see girl
She quickly looks away
So what are the odds that she was just glancing over me/at me, and didn't mean it as an entry to a convo? I mean, I sometimes hear that you're supposed to "hold the gaze" but they instantly look away 90% of the time, so idk what I'm supposed to do. I think I'm decent looking, and was rated a 7/10 on /soc/ which is pretty ok I think.

Jackson King
Jackson King

Yes, you are supposed to eye lock all women as much as possible. Also, you should sneak up behind women and bear hug them while counting out loud up to 10. This shows dominance and they will fall in love with you (especially if you use strong cologne with pheromones)

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

what do you say to women when talking to them

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

post dick or gay

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

where do you meet these women? besides online dating.

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

femanon here, I'll tell you which ones are right and which are wrong
How accurate is this girl to chad translation?

I'm not looking for a relationship right now
I don't want a relationship WITH YOU. Don't even bother trying to ask me out, it will NEVER HAPPEN
Chad: "So if you're not looking for a relationship, you're just looking for sex right? SEX SEX SEX, that's all that's on your mind. I'm looking for a real relationship, but all you sluts want is SEX!"
Depends. Did she just get over a breakup? Is she really adventurous? Is she a whore? If any of the above, na, she's being honest.

I don't think of you in 'that' way
You are ugly
or average

You're like a brother to me
Sex with you repulses me as much as incest
Yeah basically unless she's into incest in which case you're her retard brother

The kids were bad today
Your genes are defective
She wants you to be the homemaker so she can fuck off. You shouldn't have had kids with her, she's a really shitty mother.

(In reference to an argument) We are both wrong
You are wrong[/spoier]
Also depends. Only manipulative whores would think this way.

You don't listen to me
Why can't you read my mind?
Men have trouble being emotionally intelligent and detail intensive, statistically. Women blame this on them, but it's in their genes, not their head.

I hate to interrupt, but...
I'm more important than whatever you're doing
Really depends on the woman. I wouldn't personally think like this, but it depends.

Have you had time to...
I need you to do serve me RIGHT NOW, slave
I don't really understand this one desu

I don't mind paying for myself
Wow you CHEAPSKATE, you're not going to have another chance dating me
Chad: You will only date her again if you give her multiple orgasms tonight
No, at least not personally. Being bi and les-leaning it might be different for me, but I have issues with ppl paying for me.

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

Let's not rush things
There are a few Chad's I'm trying to trick into dating me
It's a 50/50. She might just have trust issues.

I'm not ready to settle down
Don't ask me out until you're making 6 figures, buddy
Really depends. Is she adventurous, non-traditional, and a feminist or "egalitarian"? If so, it might be true.

I enjoy the single life!
I enjoy not being your gf
na, it's 'I enjoy being a whore and fucking everyone!' Keep chasing, she's probably easy af

I need some space
You're unattractive, leave me alone
Chad: Just say "Cool bitch" and walk away and never contact her again
Yeah that's pretty much right

I'm focusing on my 'career'
My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.
This depends on the woman. If she's in college (real college, not community college) or she owns a business or has an intensive job, this is true. Otherwise, this is pretty accurate. I don't imagine many women without an actual career would say this, though.

Let's just give it some time.
You're a very low quality male. I might date you after if chad chooses to move on after dicking me hard, assuming you have a stable job.
never done this, but it sounds about right

I like you, but...
I do not like you at all
100% accurate >You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!
You're boring, I don't want to have sex with you. However, you're nice and stable, so after I ride the cock carousel I'll possibly settle for you... if you're making good money
Chad: "And you're not the type of girl I'd marry, just the type of girl I'd fuck senseless then forget about"
Yes? No? This is really hard to be objective on bc I know personally that, yes, money makes men attractive. So idk.

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

no one cares about a womans opinion lol. one does not become a great fisherman by asking the fish for opinions lol

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Let's just be friends
You'll never see my roast beef flaps, you're just not attractive
Chad: "I have enough friends already, bye"
yeppp

I don't want to ruin our friendship
Please stay my guy friend. You're smart and easy to talk to, I just will never touch your penis
yep

Honesty is very important to me
Only tell me what I want to hear
depends on the girl. The best way to tell is if she's redpilled she probably legitimately values honesty.

I only like you as a friend
You're not attractive
Chad: "I only see you as a pump-n-dump slut!"
yeah

You're so manly
You smell bad mister, take a shower
no lol if you smell bad we'll probably tell you

Let me check my schedule to see if I'm busy
I have plans with Chadwick, WE will never hang out
If she's got a serious career or she's in college, yeah it's probably true. But otherwise, naaa

We need...
I want...
idk? context clues

Can you call me back? I need to...
I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice day!
yeah, 85~95% accurate

Sure, what is your phone number?
I will add your phone number to my trophy collection of pathetic losers who want me... but I don't want them!
Chad: "Lol forget it bitch" *walk away*
Yeah, if she's approaching you she's not worth your time.

I'm not upset
I am upset
SO FUCKING TRUE (but it depends on the tone of voice)

Let's be romantic and turn off the lights
I'm not proud of my body
depends on the girl and I really can't give tips on this, I love the lights on

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

You also don't become a great fisherman by sitting in your shack masturbating and shitposting about how fish are dumb brudda

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

Do you love me?
I need you to buy me something expensive
sometimes?

Am I fat?
Please tell me I'm beautiful
Chad: "Femanon, Aristotle defines love as 'friendship based on beauty.' Therefore, if there is no beauty to base friendship on, there can be no love." =)
Yes, this is the most accurate thing here

I'm not that type of girl
Keep trying!
No, this means drop it and move on. I've never said that to get someone to go further, and I don't think anyone else has, either.

Don't touch me there!
Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first
Chad: Heavy resistance is bad, light resistance is normal. Women WANT you to go for them, the FANTASIZE about rape
Ouch. This one is realllly touchy, because it *can* be true, but society suppresses consensual noncon to an extent that safewords are a fucking afterthought. Talking about it isn't hot, but really it's your best bet if you want to avoid a sexual assault charge.

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

that's mainly bc fish can't talk. ;)

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

some men dont need to fish. we can buy fish at a store. any fish. the fish thinks its special but every fish has a price :)

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Why do you feel the need to larp as chad?

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

ik, I'm just trying to help you boys learn to bargain the price down a bit

most of us have our price in charm, too, so the vast majority of us can go for free usually

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

68 matches
Chad
Wtf I'm 5'9" and don't life and I had 1200 matches before deleting my account.
You're not a Chad, Brad.

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

how old are you? do you fuck niggers or dogs?

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

I'm 18, and no I actually value myself. Just trying to speak your language.

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

sweeett

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

holy shit i left this thread ages ago and some larping faggot tookover and you guys believed him thats so fucking funny hahahha well i tried to help you guys but apparently you dont want it

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

drop your ig. im real charming. i will cheat on you

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

im here chad. where do you meet these women? is the best pickup line really just saying ones name with conviction?

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

im jere to help you retard
Even if I don't know
I pray for a day where a situation allows me to punch you as hard as I can in the teeth

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Lmao so you mean to tell me the fact that fact that I have over 100 matches on tinder makes me a chad.

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Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

I don't have an ig, I'm not that much of a normie.

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

how else will we meet then? drop your kik or whatever you have boo

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Will you come where I live and shoot me in thr back of the head with a sawnoff?

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

idk if I wanna meet. I am a slut but I have a lot of dudes in my dms rn, what makes you the person who stands out?

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

wtf why lol

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

Can't believe you absolute faggots take this at face value.

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

uhhh i live in nyc, we can have fun dates there. i can perform for an hour straight. i like to beat up nerds.

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

68 matches
Go away "chad"
Even I have that many

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

I have girls who fuck me for hours. You're a normie. Average, standard.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

i get tired after an hour tho. good for you chad

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

Wow, I didn't know even Chads attention whore

Blake Gray
Blake Gray

tfw can pull from slut apps, but averaging around 5-6 and something like pic related is a rare treat
I'm done being mediocre-chad. I'm not sure if it's my pictures, shit kicker location, or listing my age as 35 that's stopping me but I need to change shit. I can't even be bothered bullshit fat/homely women into sleeping with me with proper effort anymore, usually laying on Indian levels of thirst just to see if they'll take the bait or not. Some of them do. Then I usually just ghost or never see it through because eh... is it even worth the chlamydia risk for mediocre puss anymore?

Tyler King
Tyler King

fucking for hours
Literally why? The novelty seems like it would fizzle lonnnng before then. An hour is plenty for someone you're really attracted to, then it's just getting stupid.

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

na it's fun, like, really fun. It's not just that I'm getting pounded, obviously. Other shit happens, too.

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

How do I get into a relationship where the girl will be fine with the majority of our sex being me performing oral on her?
It's my fetish. I just want to lick pussy and eat ass all day

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Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

Nig if you don't have the right bait the fish aren't biting. The fisherman can read guidelines till he falls asleep the fish will just eat what they want.

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

How fucked am at the height of 5'11? Is it too late for me?

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Luke Davis
Luke Davis

what happened to travolta?

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

Will you fuck a 5/10 femanon
t. 5/10 femanon

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

those girls
theyre not even a 4/10 at best

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

t. 5/10 femanon
Any guy would fuck you, 5/10 robots are fucked though. They don't stand a chance!

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

This stupid metaphor has really fallen apart, hasn't it? My point was you need experience with women to be good with women. That's the only way you learn what works for you and what doesn't. It doesn't matter what advice you read or who you listen to if you never get off your cunt and actually approach females IRL

Niggas theorycrafting PUA from their basements. baka

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

Agreed, some str8 up beta fucking loser... and its coming from someone like me who doesnt get laid

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

well, I'm a bi lesbian-leaning woman, so I have experience on both ends. Good enough?

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Degeneracy won't bring you any happiness. You'll never be satisfied, you'll want more more more.

William Thomas
William Thomas

nah because the game you run to land bitches is still necessarily gonna be way different than the game we need to run. it's like you're a shark trying to teach a clam how to suck dick

Levi White
Levi White

just a quick test

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

got any bare feet pics to post?
what's the chad way of asking for and getting foot pics?
what's the chad way of doing foot sexual stuff irl?

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

even then, a translation chart is about what women are thinking about, and who would know that better than a woman?

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

Okay chad I have a question. How do you start convos in Tinder, and how do you turn them into dates/hookups? Can you show an example?

Jason Green
Jason Green

how does chad start a tinder conv
The way chad starts a conv is irrelevant,because chad can say anything and still get that pussy
Chad can literally start with "ayoo gurl,come here and suck on my nuts" and she'll just ask where chad lives
The things chad sais will never work for the average me,because the average male isn't chad
But really,if a bitch swiped right on you and she doesnt want sex from the get-go and needs "convincing" ,it means that she never did and either swiped right accidentally or just wants to use you in some way,nothing you say will change that

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

Your input was valued. Thank you. I now speak fluent woman.

I'm also a decent fisherman.

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