The virgin Tim Byrne vs. the Chad seasideMARK edition
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he pushed an old man into the road
Those nights were on fire
We couldn't get higher
We didn't know that we had it all
But nobody warns you before the fall
And I'm wasted
Don't leave, I just need a wake-up call
I'm facing the greatest
The greatest loss of them all
The culture is lit and I had a ball
I guess I'm signing off after all
yeah let's worship some other mong
Didn't mark once send texts to a girl saying he wanted her to fucki his ass with a strap on? Didn't he also groom the girl marie? lmao based Mark
Why do you keep lying about Tim? What do you have to gain?
*hands user's gaycard into the /britfeel/ Lost and Found*
Both true, yep. That video with the texts was really funny. He talks about Brexit and Trump in them loads for little reason.
Of late he's been mentioning David Icke loads and loads which has great potential to turn him actually mental (rather than his current state, smelly & lazy).
it's not gay to get pegged by a woman. having a wank is gayer because you're touching a dick
user this is lost and found, not a place for you to store your things
>He talks about Brexit and Trump in them loads for little reason.
I remember. I'm not surprised the timmy haters worship a fat lying nonce.
SeasideMark is markedly more entertaining than Tim
Tim is just a sad showcase of the consequences of an underresourced NHS
>he does an interpretive robot dance to warn other users to give him space
I'm starting to like this guy
As someone who once got pegged without realising it was going to happen (long story I once explained), I don't think the actual pegging was especially gay. Hurts afterwards, but not bad at the time.
Who on earth is seaside mark?
which video does he get his cock out and piss
a lighthouse keeper?
This lad. Grooms mentally deficient children
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He can't read lol
how long will his diet last
Oh the grand old Tim James Byrne
He had 10 thousand teds
He lived in a flat on Amersham Hill
Now he's stuck in a psych ward bed
>fwesh star tomorow de laadsss
YASSSSS BASED MARK
Was on a livestream a few weeks ago. He deleted it.
It won't even start, He's already fucked up with his "start tomorrow"
No one can live on fucking chicken, broccoli and cabbage for longer than 3 days without wanting to kill themselves.
*creams knickers*
smaller dick than tim lmao oh noo no no no
How can you possibly get into a relationship with a girl who isn't a virgin? All of that degenerate stuff you do in the bedroom, she's done it with dozens of guys. Every time you think you're in love you imagine all those guys plowing her.
she's not your girl, it's your turn
Cant wait for Shippy to spam variations of
>Seaside Mark downing bottles of J2O and wondering why he isnt drunk
etc
>How can you possibly get into a relationship with a girl who isn't a virgin?
because I'm not a virgin
I'm not a virgin either though, so surely she could feel the same way. I've plowed several other women and done disgusting things that while legal, would ruin my aspirations for political office.
False equivalency. Men are not women.
*sniffs em*
Phwoar
why would a non virgin come here?
woke up depressed because I am a bad person
Just great
to laugh at all the virgin mong freaks, of course
why do so many people here try to achieve the normie life yet slag it off?
That Japanese girl on the Vagrant Holiday vid is peak qt. Now I feel drepessed lol
how the fuck did he get a girl like that
>False equivalency
not to me. Dont see why I should judge someone when I've done my fair share of weird sex stuff
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Offered to pay for her mcdonalds with his bennies
/britfeel/ lads group photo 2019
truckboys are looking different these days
haha delete this photo of me lad yea x
/britfeel/ penis size rankings (far from exhaustive)
SCEA > Tim > SeasideMARK > Poleaboo
oh come the fuck on... honestly
Rules is rules Iad
just buy a dip or something
Read some story about some girl who was homeless at 16 and becoming an accountant. fucking depressing. makes us lot seem useless.
I legit despise telephones. Not in some sort of boomer "wahh smartphone technology shit" though. Everything about them is awful from their annoying fucking intrusive ring when you're at home and trying to chill out, to ringing people up and having to sit through god awful holding music, to having to speak up because mongs suddenly lose 50% of their hearing capacity. Vile machines,
Just sums it up
Haha
I started coming here in 2007, not this board but the site, lost my virginity the same year, but was still a loser and still enjoyed it so stayed. Stop gatekeeping.
- sent from my iPhone
Didn't Crona post theirs at one point
>homeless
You mean she left/was kick out of her home and had to shack up with one of her friends couches instead.
>Tim MIA
>Rix Mace TV NEWS MIA
>Alan Mountjoy and Lee taking longer breaks between videos
at least there's still mark, for now
there's no such thing as female homelessness, as anyone who has been booted out of a shelter for a woman will tell you
it's not so bad, since by tomorrow night they'll be off to their council flat
The line must be drawn here! THIS FAR! AND NO FURTHER! YOU MUST COLLECT YOUR GOODS!
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little slut
>tfw non virgin
Do you think that being assimilated into the Borg is like having thousands of gfs?
off to my cousins for a couple of days to do babby sitting duties. going to use the time and be productive and use his sons xbox to work on some defence projects for minecraft.
oh, had another raid on the village last night python. the villager was safe though.
My favourite scene in all cinema is the one where max maxx is having a heart attack over a telephone call on wolf of wall street so appreciate this.
keep telling myself i'm going to watch serial experiments lain then not doing it
its a slog, overrated
any damage to the village? gonna experiment with the stone generators, i reckon i can make a better design
I haven't eaten lunch in so long i just refuse it now if i get offered it
Strange feels tbqh
Ill stick to the coffee and rollies thanks
Sunderland have a bigger stadium than Juventus
You guys ever play modded? I just finished Enigmatica 2 Expert mode. Gets a bit silly near the end, but cool pack if you're familiar with mods.
who destroyed the tim shrine in minecraft
And a bigger prevalence of heart disease
stay mad it was me you bitch
>normalfag goes abroad
>only stays in large cities, never actually experiences the countries culture
why do they do this? all cities are the same filth, if you want to really see what a country is like visit the countryside
>1pm on a Wednesday
grim
nah it's just vanilla 1.14.4
what tim shrine i haven't seen one
Good scene. I used to be like that except I was an even ruder cunt once I picked it up, I didn't become nice I refuse to plug my landline in now and I never answer my mobile. I just use it to text people. Fuck phones
>tfw no neet bf to give rimjob while he jerks off.
Please moan loudly when you cum~ :3
>tfw no neet bf to give rimjob while he jerks off.
What you watching desu?
Depends on the city and where in it you are. For example, I once stayed with a Greek family in Athens well away from the touristy bits, and it was proper good. The city also is home to 1/3 of all Greeks.
i've been up since 5pm
the irony is that you are the fat one because you post this image over and over
>why yes i hate timothy james byrne, how could you tell?
Travelling looks overrated, not gonna lie.
yeah I'm not trying to 'lewd' with the other lads though
Seen one wall seen them all
Shame on those who defend this man who gloats about his benefits and mocks those who earn less
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Why is someone being a NEET more attractive?
What even is this fucking picture?
A homosexual boy getting ready to suck boomer cock against his will
>most bone idle man
Fairly sure I'm lazier
>Shame on those who defend this man
They're scared of him more like
Why lad, you okay?
nah all's good
played with some modpacks on launchers. never i8nstalled them myself though. good fun
>Torbjorn Rodland, Midlife Dilemma, 2015 Torbjorn Rodland's photographs often feature pairs of human subjects that are ostensibly contrasting or conflicting in their appearance and age. At the time of making this particular image, the artist's age fell halfway between that of the two models depicted in the photograph. Out of this violent confrontation arises a universal question: how does the strong, confident, younger self prepare for or treat the future aged self?
It's all wank
you realise this mans LARPing. hes like pub landlord. posh background. graduate of university of exeter
Just makes me wanna support them, maintain their cozy life~
I also hold the view that neets are horny perverts, so they would be fun to have around >w
>you realise this mans LARPing.
source?
Kind of true desu
zoomer putting boomer in their place