This is essentially a survey to confirm how pristine and unsoiled the anons of Jow Forums are. Should this thread die prematurely I will repost at a later point, here are the questions:
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
>have you ever hugged someone?
>have you ever kissed someone?
>have you ever held someone's hand?
>have you ever been in a relationship?
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
>have you ever been drunk?
>have you ever smoked?
>have you ever masturbated?
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Answering "yes" to any of these will make you less pure, to varying degrees. Personally, I can answer yes to drinking, being drunk, masturbating and consuming porn. If you honestly answer "no" to all of these then you're a shining example to us all, provided you can die still being able to answer the same.
Purity Test
w-will my application bee de nyed if im not pure? xd
01110111111
Well, I guess I'm a slut.
>have you ever had any sexual contact
She tried to give me a bj, I prevented. Purity+1
>have you ever kissed someone
Again, she went for the lips, I dodged and make her kiss my cheek. Then I KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK TOO WHY DID I DO THAT I'M NOT IN KINDERGARTEN
>have you ever hugged someone?
>have you ever held someone's hand?
>have you ever been in a relationship?
>have you ever masturbated?
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Yes.
Others are no.
Yes to all. But I've been out of place here for years now.
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
cuddle sex, no penetration, just grinding, still have my vcard
>>have you ever hugged someone?
yes
>>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes.
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
yes
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
no
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
no
>>have you ever been drunk?
no
>>have you ever smoked?
no
>>have you ever masturbated?
ye
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
hell ye
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
No
>have you ever hugged someone?
Yes if family member counts, otherwise No
>have you ever kissed someone?
No
>have you ever held someone's hand?
Yes if family member counts, otherwise No
>have you ever been in a relationship?
No
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
No
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yes but very little
>have you ever been drunk?
No
>have you ever smoked?
No
>have you ever masturbated?
Yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Yes
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
yes
>have you ever hugged someone?
yes of course
>have you ever kissed someone?
yea
>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes
>have you ever been in a relationship?
not quite, I don't think they fully qualified
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
yea a ton
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
all the time
>have you ever been drunk?
yup
>have you ever smoked?
yea in college, it sucks/sucked tho
>have you ever masturbated?
everyday since the 4th grade
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yup, do people accidentally consume porn a lot?
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
No
>have you ever hugged someone?
Family yes
>have you ever kissed someone?
No
>have you ever held someone's hand?
No
>have you ever been in a relationship?
No
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
No, drug users should be shot
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
A tasted it and then spit it out
>have you ever been drunk?
No, ban alcohol
>have you ever smoked?
No, ban cigs and vapes
>have you ever masturbated?
Yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Yes
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
No, I have not.
>have you ever hugged someone?
A few times.
>have you ever kissed someone?
Not sure. Can't remember that I have.
>have you ever held someone's hand?
Yes, as I have had to dance in school.
>have you ever been in a relationship?
No.
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Yes, thrice (in Minecraft obviously).
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
10-20 times.
>have you ever been drunk?
See above.
>have you ever smoked?
Not cigarettes.
>have you ever masturbated?
Yes, lots.
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Yes, lots.
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
no
>>have you ever hugged someone?
yes
>>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
no
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
yes
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>>have you ever smoked?
yes
>>have you ever masturbated?
yes
Interesting data scrapping thread Mr.Glow
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
No
>>have you ever hugged someone?
Yes, a flatmate (f) that I had last year more like 2 months hugged me like twice for a greeting/goodbye
>>have you ever kissed someone?
Nah
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
Nope
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
Not even close
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Hell nah
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yes, don't really like it, but a lot of social events with friends/aquaintances kind of require to drink a bit so
>>have you ever been drunk?
Not blackout drunk, dizzy drunk like twice
>>have you ever smoked?
Mate I'm asthmatic (cause my parents smoked when I was conceived), I don't wanna die yet
>>have you ever masturbated?
Doing so rn
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
See previous
If you were to post your personal info
How do you think it would've affected you personally? Even if you were to convince yourself that people care about you, they aren't going to take any action that would affect you, would they? I mean they haven't taken any kind of action for the past years, have they?
Get gone
No
Yes
No
Not for romantic purposes
No
No
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
Y
>>have you ever hugged someone?
Y
>>have you ever kissed someone?
Y
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
Romantically no
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
No
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Y most if them
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
Y
>>have you ever been drunk?
Y
>>have you ever smoked?
Y
>>have you ever masturbated?
Y
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Y
Why is love always 1 sided, i can manage to pump&dump a 9/10 stacy who i don't care about but 4/10 smart stemgirls always cuck me and go for a dumb muscleniggers
I thought it was supposed to be the opposite
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
no
>have you ever hugged someone?
yes, only for friends/family
>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>have you ever held someone's hand?
no. never romantically. only drunkenly walking someone home
>have you ever been in a relationship?
no, never tried or have been approached
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
no
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>have you ever smoked?
not really. only have a cigar at weddings or special occasions where I just puff on them really
>have you ever masturbated?
yes, not until i was 18
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yes
>Yes if family member counts
I wasn't sure how to account for that when I made this, especially considering how overly liberal family members are with forcing physical contact on you. I would say that it "counts" for purposes of the question, but to a lesser extent (unless you're the rare example of someone in a relationship with a relative)
>do people accidentally consume porn a lot?
Some people get redirected to porn tabs or have it show up in advertisements even here, you'd have to go out of your way to avoid all instances of nudity.
You're the cleanest user so far, well done.
>not until I was 18
Curious as to how it took you so long to start whacking it.
I have:
>hugged (non-romantically)
>held hands (non-romantically)
>masturbated
>consumed porn
Although I don't do the latter two anymore, and the former two were very brief and mostly with family members (the hold hands thing was only because we were on an expedition on this rocky path down a mountain and she thought it would be better to hold hands so we didn't fall). So yeah, gonna be keeping it like this, and won't go any further with the romantic and sexual stuff if or when I find my life partner.
Yes to all honestly.
yes to all except relationship
>mfw answered yes to all of these
Should I sudoku right now?
>no
>noone outside of family
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
yes, all of it, multiple people
>>have you ever hugged someone?
yes, friends family and gf
>>have you ever kissed someone?
yes, friends family and gf
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes, friends family and gf
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
yes
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Weed, codeine, LSD, Shrooms and some opiate someone laced a cigarette with once
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>>have you ever been drunk?
part of my culture
>>have you ever smoked?
yea
>>have you ever masturbated?
this morning
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
see above
guess I'm going to /hell/
>sexual contact
No
>Hug
No
>Kiss
No
>Held hands
No
>Relationship
No
>Drugs
No
>Alcohol
Other than a tiny sip to try it, no
>Drunk
No
>Smoked
No
>Masturbated
Yes
>Watch porn
Yes
I'm awfully "pure," huh.
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
No
>>have you ever hugged someone?
Yes
>>have you ever kissed someone?
Yes
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
Yes
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
Yes if high school relationships count
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Yes. Caffeine, for school and aspirin for headaches.
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yup
>>have you ever been drunk?
Yes
>>have you ever smoked?
Weed? Yes. Cigs? Heck no
>>have you ever masturbated?
Doing it right now
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
I ate some porn for dinner last night.
>Answering "yes" to any of these will make you less pure, to varying degrees. If you honestly answer "no" to all of these then you're a shining example to us all, provided you can die still being able to answer the same.
If this is your real basis for purity than you're actually retarded.
first of all this thread is stupid. Anyone thats a robot should be less pure by default.
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
yes. coulda had sex today but chose not to
>have you ever hugged someone?
yes. Ill hug anyone
>have you ever kissed someone?
yes. Im a great kisser
>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes. But i dont like holding hands
>have you ever been in a relationship?
yes. just 2. fuck buddies dont count, right?
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
yes. multiple drugs except psychadelics.
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes. HAHAHAHAHA
>have you ever been drunk?
yes. I am a raging alcoholic
>have you ever smoked?
yes. chainsmoker, but quitting tobacco
>have you ever masturbated?
yes. i used to fap alot, but now ive cut back significantly. Havent fapped in just about a week.
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yes. i used to download a lot of videos for later use. I still watch every now and again but i get bored quickly
Yes to all
I'm proud I did it though, live hard die young
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
never
>have you ever hugged someone?
never
>have you ever kissed someone?
never
>have you ever held someone's hand?
never
>have you ever been in a relationship?
never
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
weed
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
no
>have you ever been drunk?
no
>have you ever smoked?
weed half a dozen times
>have you ever masturbated?
countless times
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
countless times
Yes to all
What do I win?
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
Yes with both girls and guys
>>have you ever hugged someone?
yes
>>have you ever kissed someone?
yes
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
yes
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
weed
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>>have you ever smoked?
yes
>>have you ever masturbated?
all the time
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
all the time
>hugging
seriously? I think having never hugged someone is less pure because hugging is an act of love.
>handholding
yes but not cause i was dating them
>relationship
two, and still a KHV :')
>drugs
the dumb thing with drugs is that you forget legal drugs are still drugs. vitamins are drugs. meds are drugs. So yes, I do antidepressants and tylenol.
>alcohol
twice I drank a spoonful of hand sanitizer.
>masturbated
anyone who says no to this one is bullshitting.
>porn
ditto masturbation.
>no
>yes
>barely
>no
>no
>weed
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
Yeah my life is really shitty. You can see the coping.
Dunno why it took me so long. I never really had private access to a computer where I felt I could do it safely until my siblings moved out or went to college.
I looked at porn and the like prior, but never really fapped successfully until I made the decision that I needed to do it at least once before going to college. I had tried a few times before, but I never really did it successfully probably due to being paranoid of making too much noise. Thought something was wrong with me for a long time.
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
No
>have you ever hugged someone?
With family
>have you ever kissed someone?
No
>have you ever held someone's hand?
Yes
>have you ever been in a relationship?
No
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Ritalin. Inhalants don't count really.
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
No
>have you ever been drunk?
No
>have you ever smoked?
No
>have you ever masturbated?
Yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Yes
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
Yes
>have you ever hugged someone?
Yes
>have you ever kissed someone?
No
>have you ever held someone's hand?
Yes
>have you ever been in a relationship?
No
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
Yes
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yes
>have you ever been drunk?
Yes
>have you ever smoked?
Yes
>have you ever masturbated?
Yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
Yes
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
yes
>have you ever hugged someone?
yes
>have you ever kissed someone?
yes
>have you ever held someone's hand?
yes
>have you ever been in a relationship?
yes
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
yes
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>have you ever smoked?
yes
>have you ever masturbated?
yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yes
I'd have probably answered no to all of these when I first came to r9k though
Congratulations! You won 1 (one) free ticket off of this board!
Most of that happened 6+ years ago though...
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
no
>have you ever hugged someone?
yes
>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>have you ever held someone's hand?
no
>have you ever been in a relationship?
no (only middle-school dating and online dating)
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
yes
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>have you ever been drunk?
no
>have you ever smoked?
no (not tobacco)
>have you ever masturbated?
yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yes (not anymore)
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
no
>have you ever hugged someone?
family-wise
>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>have you ever held someone's hand?
no
>have you ever been in a relationship?
no
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
no
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
yes
>have you ever been drunk?
no
>have you ever smoked?
no
>have you ever masturbated?
yes
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yes
>>have you ever had any sexual contact?
no
>>have you ever hugged someone?
no
>>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>>have you ever held someone's hand?
no
>>have you ever been in a relationship?
no
>>have you ever done any kind of drug?
yes
>>have you ever consumed alcohol?
no
>>have you ever been drunk?
no
>>have you ever smoked?
no
>>have you ever masturbated?
yes
>>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
yes
>drugs
what drugs did you do user
>have you ever had any sexual contact?
no
>have you ever hugged someone?
only relatives
>have you ever kissed someone?
no
>have you ever held someone's hand?
mom/dad
>have you ever been in a relationship?
no
>have you ever done any kind of drug?
no
>have you ever consumed alcohol?
no
>have you ever been drunk?
no
>have you ever smoked?
no
>have you ever masturbated?
no (physical problem)
>have you ever willingly consumed porn?
only hentai
you never masturbated??? wtf
>have you ever had any sexual contact
no
>have you ever hugged someone
when I was like 5
>have you ever held someone's hand
when I was like 5
>have you ever been in a relationship
no
>have you ever done any kind of drug
no
>have you ever consumed alcohol
no
>have you ever been drunk
no
>have you ever smoked
no
>have you ever masturbated
almost daily
>have you ever willing consumed porn
yes