result of 2 days of uni
>cried 5 times
>have done no assignments
>got slapped by a girl twice for making suicidal comment
>asked ironically in uni groupchat if someone could fake a threat on Jow Forums for days off
How do I become a functional human?
Wtf fren you're even worse than me. And today I didn't make the daily thread because it's THAT bad for me. I can't imagine how you feel...
>slapped by a girl twice
Wtf again man are you like 5'5 or something
I hope u hit that women back
>slapped by a girl
how do you fuck up this bad?
I'm 5'3
original desu
I'm a girl myself anons
Can't you report it to someone?
Make her be expelled
IDK it was her way of showing that she cared about my suicidal comment
holy shit your retarded kill yourself.
You should start by learning when to say things and when to keep your mouth shut.
What region you from, US or EU? Can't imagine an EUfag doing this.
Also just stop, find someone to talk to frequently and support you if need be, just focus slowly.
youre a girl as in female(male) or?
it was ironic desu. i wasn't even aware of it
just my humour rreeee
wtf, this might be the least masculine post i've ever read on this site. grow a pair, OP
soon user!
Livestream soon I guess?
eufag... but international desu
biologically female desu
Where in the UK are you from? ORORORO
please start acting like an actual human being instead of a caricature of one
Well your thread got a laugh out of me at least, although I was laughing at you instead of with you. Still normal people don't take kindly to that sort of humour and it makes you look weak.
How in the world did you manage to get slapped as a EUfag? Also you sound perfectly functional, just keep your humor to yourself and find another outcast or outsider to do that with instead.
dont speak at all
observe social interactions
mimic what to do because its obvious your socially retarded
dont be a retard and use any internet slang
do your fucking assignments
dont say you have depression or your gonna kill yourself
So socialize with your own countrymen or with outcasts. You'll grow out of your rut.
of course livestream!
most fun way to go
>>got slapped by a girl twice for making suicidal comment
How did you manage this? I've been making more suicide jokes than I could remember, talk shit about jews, niggers, gypsies, fags, trannies, and nobody even just openly hates me or gave me any angry responses.
Don't assume it's necessarily the UK
What country?
If mine, I can give you some tips to be Chad (female)
my brain is too broken for that
I self harm with hanging myself
always happy to make an user laugh!
my life is a bad joke
can I get a sociopath user to kill me instead then?
I won't be accepted by outcasts
I look liek normie
you must look stronk
im weak desu
got away with a lot of suicidal jokes too
i duno why she slapped me
it was not even softly rreeee
I'm an outcast who looks like a normie. Again, you'll grow out of your rut. Just get a hug from someone.
sure where do you live user. but seriously user, sort your shit out now and get rid of this weak mentality.
im on srris & benzos
starting therapy soon
but shrink wants me in ward rrreee
>my brain is too broken for that
>I self harm with hanging myself
>im so broken and different.... its like impossible for me to be normal, also self harm xddd. am I edgy yet?
This is what I'm asking you to stop.
most annoying avatar fag i ever seened...
Based
I want to bully you so hard user.
Just modestly kill yourself instead of wasting our time.
not an avatarfag!
i always post as user
just using waifu in this thread desu
>Waahh me too quirky and edgy to be normal please give attention
Imagine getting slapped by a girl twice...
Pathetic OP!
Dark themed now : /
*Pat*
You'll get out of it user. Just chill and enjoy the ride.
I'll decapitate you if you're cute.
t-thank you user..
im pathetic desu
she slapped me once
i told her dont slap me aahhh
and she slapped me again
What do you study anyway?
Based
I want to bully you so hard user.
Just modestly kill yourself instead of wasting our time. >i told her dont slap me aahhh
>and she slapped me again
Hahahahahahaha
Oh nononono!
I can't ever imagine what kind of limp wristed faggot you must be.
I bet you didn't get mad, you were just sad, huh?
bunkinbumpin
orig
Why fucking bump a thread if you don't even reply to anons?
What an histrionic cunt
that was not me user!
meeting someone well known with bad rep from r9k soon
he might will do the job who knows!
course is unironically about the world
liek languages/eco/politics/cultures
somewhere in western europe
ahhh inbe4 doxxed
>course is unironically about the world liek languages/eco/politics/cultures
Enjoy your future jobless life!
>somewhere in western europe
What the fuck?
Do you truly think anyone could guess your identity just from that?
Look, I never hid my country and never got doxxed (I'm a Swiss). As long as you don't act so retarded than you start getting known, it's all fine.
i already got an internship offer!
it'd still be a jobless future for me as i am too retarded too be able to keep any job...
>do you truly think anyone could guess your idenity from that?
if i'd say the country then yes
dont be so mean user ahh
>as long as you don't act so retarded
too late for that.... liek 5 years too late
>i already got an internship offer!
What kind of internship?
The kind where you're a literal slave working for almost nothing?
Pretty easy to get them lass.
>if i'd say the country then yes
>dont be so mean user ahh
You thought that you would say something like "I come from Germany" and then there would be an user who would post 10s later your address, credit card, genetic code and everything else?
Don't be conceited. Who would bother himself doing such a feat for no benefits?
For someone who depreciate their value, you have quite an inflated ego.
>too late for that.... liek 5 years too late
You're still alive?
Then it's never too late.
Change your habits and your persona would literally disappear in the anonymity.
>meeting someone well known with bad rep from r9k soon
He'll just fuck you and leave, what even is the point? You already know you'll feel worse afterwards, just don't be a retard.
>but it's hard not being one!
In this particular case, it's very simple: don't meet him. You cannot fuck up an inaction.
>54362223
my dox comment was more or less ironic user..
some discordppl have my dox
*hug* you need it
theres no one else liek him
will meet him desu
orig
if you have to kill yourself post a pic of yourself before you go
i will livestream user!
How'd you get access to that? Asking for a friend.
>theres no one else liek him
He's not special or unique in any way, just some faggot praying on vulnerable girls like you. But that turns you on, doesn't it? Have you even thought about why it does?
im gonna be honest with you, if you keep using that anime girl as a photo i will eventually pat you on the head
lolis are only 4 the pats
cute characters, also consider explaining how this work, I'm curious
>my dox comment was more or less ironic user..
Hmm hmm, nah, it didn't really felt like that. But whatever, not that I would care.
>some discordppl have my dox
Avoid discord like plague, don't be dumb. It's full of mentally ill faggots, the worst of the social barrel of Jow Forums.
>*hug* you need it
No. I don't need it.
But you need some common sense, chastity and discipline, work on yourself and you'll attain happiness.
Not op but I work in a lab and I have access to a lot of products already took a few time some stuff from the lab for fun (like lithium chloride, throw it in a fire and it become purple kinda).
STOP GIVING THE WHORE ATTENTION
>he's not special or unique in any way
he is special and unique enough for me!
have talked with hundred, if not thousands people online at this point
and never felt this way about someone
also he never orbited desu
aw. issa poison!
i take it and ill be death in liek 30 min
i'd have to livestream to keep myself entertained for 30 min
otherwise i'd be anxious and scared alone in my room
>if you keep using that anime girl as a photo i will eventually pat you on the head
>letting them know you know what Jow Forums is
You're a lost cause
>the worst of the social barrel of Jow Forums.
hence i fit in! for the first time ever..
>but you need some common sense, chastity and discipline, work on yourself and you'll attain happiness.
thx im fixed now
>I don't need it
still giving you more hugs!
rrreeeeeeeeeee i fuged up
2much internet messed me up
how to repair damage
>biologically female desu
you know the drill normalfaggot, tits or gtfo
>hence i fit in! for the first time ever..
If you want my compassion, it's missed.
Are you truly proud of who you are now?
Don't you have any pride, any ambition, to be more than what you think you are currently?
The mindset of your kind is alien and incomprehensible to me.
>thx im fixed now
Don't be sarcastic. Work hard and you'll achieve what you seek?
Try enlightening your mind, always analyse your needs and desire. Ask yourself why you have them, how could you fulfill them. I'm telling you this for you, I have nothing to gain out of your peace of mind.
>still giving you more hugs!
Nah. I can't even handle hugs coming from my family, I would completely freeze if a stranger touched me in any other way than a handshake (and I had to work on it).
>STOP GIVING THE WHORE ATTENTION
He says while bumping.
How new are you faggot?
>you know the drill normalfaggot, tits or gtfo
You forgot the time stamp!