So um... That happened

So about a week ago I had a dream where I was in line at the dollar store. Nothing strange yet until I got to the counter. I was told my total and tried giving the woman the money. Every time I grabbed a dollar from my wallet it would rip in half. I nervously laugh and grab another one. This continued happening and it seemed as I almost had an infinite amount of money being ripped. The line started piling up behind me and people were getting impatient. I kept ripping bills somehow and eventually gave up and tried to say something but I couldnt speak for some reason. I woke up and all was well.

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calm your tits kafka, it wa sjust only a dream

>it wa sjust only a dream
I WAS THINKIN ABOUT HER
THINKING BOUT ME
THINKIN BOUT US
WHO WE GONNA B

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FUCK IM GONNA GET PTSD

>yo user hurry up i want to buy my beer, and go mow my lawn

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>Its a back to school and you are about to take an important test you have not studied for dream

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>its a mom forgot to lay your clothes out so your sitting in uni naked dreme

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>its a tooth feels wiggly and suddenly dozens of teeth are falling out dream

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>Its a user almost falls asleep but instead dreams he is falling down and wakes up in shock dream

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FUCKKK MAN
YOU'RE FUCKING RUSHING ME HERE.

Why don't you pay contactless with your card in your dreams?

because i am a gay man

>it's a "walking around an impossibly huge shopping complex with the entire world's population there" dream
>You can never find the exit.

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I'm going to put a bullet between you eyes

>I'm going to put a bullet between you eyes

why

>it's a "bleeding out of your skin and feeling that your heart literally broke,only to wake up and realize that the blood you felt dripping down your body is just sweat" kind of dream

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It's a "getting up and getting dressed for work in a perfectly normal way" dream but you didn't realize out was a dream so you accidentally sleep in

I had dream where two black people I didnt know beat to death with axes.

>implying they didnt beat your dick with their asses

No they broke into my house and hit me with axes one of them was a girl with glasses.

>implying it was a nigress in pink panties demanding seminal reparations