Go for job interview

>Go for job interview
>She gives you this look as you walk in

What do

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>What do

boner

>What do
jack off and not original

That looks exactly like my sister.

"Long day?"

No, she just thinks you're wasting her time, not being Chad and all.

i'm pretty chad 6 ft 205 lbs tan with 7/10 face

>what do
Rape, obviously

You look like you could use a short break. Let's take this interview outside the office and I'll buy you coffee at your favorite coffee place. I'll drive. Come on, get up, let's go. Just tell me where we're going.

Enjoy not only not getting the job but also getting escorted out my security and getting a restraining order.

No, she'd come with me. Because I'm me.

You, on the other hand, are you. I'm so glad I'm not you. Lol.

Walk out. I've already been in that situation once. Not doing it again. Immature, little bitch.

"What's up you need some big dick or what bitch"

wow look guys its a sexhaver

Doesn't that just mean they're tired after interviewing multiple people throughout the day?

If no one else is in the room put on a serious face and just whisper to her, we can mommy son role play in the office, you're in control, I'll eat you out anywhere you want when you want.

fucked 15 girls bitch wbu

i'm sure you did bucko, now go clean your room

I have a confession to make
I was all 15 of those girls

copemoreincel
leddit normie

None because I don't fuck women for bragging rights.

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you dont fuck women for any reason lol

If only you knew, man. Nice try with that, though

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"Haha what are you looking at.....? Youre creepin me out"

"welp, looks like I didn't get this comfy 9-5 union protected job with benefits. Gotta troop up now, go to the recruiter and tell him to send me to Afghanistan to fight the Taliban."

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singlehandedly push all the sandniggers out of palestine

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>6ft
>205
I would pay a nickel to see a picture of your body. I bet two nickels, or a dime as I like to call it, that you're overweight.

turn 360 and walk out of interview

This is the only look I ever get, is it bad idk?

I would unironically love to be a combat medic and save lives or die trying.

problem is im such a mental fuck they wouldn't take me or I would get an dishonorable discharge for lying

a dime is 1000 bucks you brokedick

She looks like she needs some dick. I'd say it's kind of hot in here as I take off my shirt to expose my hairy beer belly and start flexing holding my left arm out as a knife hand and curling my right into a fist at a 90 degree angle and kiss my bicept, then wink at her. you only have to apply for jobs for neet bucks not actually get one
>black guy touching head jpg

Why not turn 720

At what point do you force feed her the hardboiled eggs?