Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how mentally ill are 'ya?

Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how mentally ill are 'ya?

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I vote blue.

I want to fuck my mom, she's really cute.

I let 3 bad experiences decide that i no longer like white girls.

Well lets see, i have cptsd, social anxiety, severe depression with psychotic features, borderline personality disorder, high functioning autism and intermitent explosive disorder.
Pic related

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As for me, I had a depressive episode and fell hard for the pinkpill, which then led to taking hormones. I now have slight gyno in my right nipple.
I also have diagnosed autism, social anxiety, depression, OCD, and paranoia.

The first beer I drank was on my 16th birthday after a fight with my mom.

I sit around all day doing nothing
If a girl doesn't immediately want to smd I get depressed for the rest of the week

Pics?
Orgasmi

I didn't eat for the past two days

I tied myself to a tree hoping to be raped by a squirrel.

This nibba wins right here

I have mild aspergers.

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You a female?
You really are desperate enough to belong here.

I got borderlines and own machete. I walk in forest at night and perform occult rituals. I got a pussy.

I hurt punch myself in the face for attention, and it makes me feel cool for some reason

Truly a femmebot

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Annon seek help

i cut my balls off and im a zealous vegan

i dislike myself so much i wanna transition so i never have to see the same person again. i dont think id be ugly as shit either

I havent had sex in two weeks, is this how the joker feels

So blue balled that you begin to see society for what it is. fsghd

i can't talk to people and i'm too self hating to try and make friends because i can't imagine anyone genuinely liking me for me

I've spent the last 14 years on Jow Forums willingly and don't consider it wasted time.

I am autistic and mildly schizophrenic, I have never had a girlfriend, have no friends, and am a NEET with absolutely no life plan whatsoever

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just your typical basket case. had a few panic attacks here and there. live in despair and look sketchy all the time. People usually think im autistic or suspect for next shooting.

>i got a pussy
being a tranny is a super bad mental illness. But i think you'd be more comfortable over there at pic related

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super weenie hut jr.s:
>depression
>behavioral disorders
>anxiety
weenie hut general:
>BDP
>OCD
Weenie hut jr.s
>PTSD
>schizoid

Salty spitoon:
>shizoid, depression, anxiety mix
>schizophrenia
>autism/aspergers

Undiagnosed PTSD from Afghanistan, GAD, severe depression, etc.

Being an Incel really takes the cake. Don't think there is anything left for me here desu.

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Weenie hut juniors. You think I belong at weenie hut juniors?

and people tell me that I'm the attention seeker.
christ
i always misread smd as shake my dick.

Am I mentally ill? I don't think so. I have my share of mental illnesses but they are manageable. I could joke that I must be ill cause I spend my free time here or cause I'm gay. But I am just chillin atm. comfy evening outside in the cali summer night air.

yeah, unless your unstable enough to REEE louder than me.

i cut part of my penis head and stuck a jalapeno slice in the wound

you are just a sexual deviant.