Be David Mitchell

>be David Mitchell
>meet some kinda attractive woman when you're both 35
>she refuses you and goes on to fuck Chad
>Chad leaves her when she's 38
>she gets together with you and you marry when you're 40 and have a baby daughter
>this is your life now

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who? literally who and originally whom

>who? literally who and originally whom
David Mitchell

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Why should we care about some nobody comedian and his wife?

hey man he stared in the best show in existence, Peep Show

Nice tits bitch

I wonder what Webb is doing these days?
Did he get married to some fat slagpig too?

Literally never heard of it. Sounds like some normie shit.

shooo zoomie

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you can tell she was a slam pig back in the days holy shit I feel bad for him.

No wonder he looks like a literal hobo now

she also was in porn and a prostitute for awhile

d4m bruhs

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You know, Jow Forums is an international imageboard, why would we know or care about a puny little local celebrity from your local show?
And watching TV is pleb tier, no matter what.

so his life is just another peep show episode? life imitates art

Jow Forums is an american site and the tv show is british
you're just an obnoxious obvious newfag reeking zoomie
shoo

Peep show, the mitchell and web look and Mitchell and web situation were some of the best works of british comedy this millennium. Fuck off zoomer scum

No, but the people here in England are obsessed with their old TV stars and gossiping about them as if they're old friends or family, due to the inbred cabin fever they all have as part of this island. It's a suffocating shithole.

she was attractive in your youth and is intelligent.

Intelligent offspring is an ok win condition. They're both multimillionaires it's not like he's stuck in a council flat with her. They probably live in different wings.

People do the same thing with Hollywood actors and musicians here, I don't think celebrity culture is a British thing exclusively

There's a special brand of it they have where they lose awareness of them being celebrities and start to speak about them as cousins. Similar old boomers here talk about NORF FC and the queen the same way.

If you're from anywhere else and don't give a shit, they won't be able to conceive of you not giving a shit.

Maybe a legacy of feudalism, or something?

>he's never seen peep show

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oh yeah she was a real slam pig and fucked a lot of men on the pro poker tour and shot porn. She was never a looker by american standards (brit standards they thought she was a hottie when she was less 60 lbs). Thing is she didn't fucking hide any of it, actually wrote about it

She was never pretty by american standards, even when she was thin

I don't know what shithole part of Ingerlund you're in but nobody I know gives a fuck about celebrities or the queen.

It's no legacy of anything, modern media is what gives us the mistaken impression that we know celebrities we don't actually know or have any real connection with.

She looks like such a fucking old-aged and unattractive old lady lmao. Holy shit, why do women age like milk?

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She only looked youthful when she was young. Pretty averaged features, just well dressed etc.

Never more than a 6/10 in her mid 20s always had chubby arms.

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>Big bazongas
>Mature Aryan mommy appearance
>Nice little protruding tummy
>Massive wide hips
>Gigantic thick meaty legs
She's a fucking top tier mommy breeder if I ever seen one.. or Am I just crazy

Still is no?

Brahs...

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wtf, i thought he was going out with some hot bitch.

Yes she has a good body but if what op said is true then Fuck

he is, that's a 11/10 in britian

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David Mitchell?
More like David INCEL amirtie

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