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I WANNA CUM IN A FIT BIG TIDDY REDHEAD GF LADS
AHHHHHHHGGGG

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The was an agency chef at work the other day. She seemed the shy quirky kind of person and I am not kidding looked like Debbie Harry. hnng
I was too shy to even glance at her after that. Fuck me

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That is the perfect scenario desu
I moved out for uni. Worst decision ever

>All good things have to come to an end, Shopper. I'll see you around kid.

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what clubs you going to join?

I did fencing. Loved it.

just dunna splatty poo

Just had a job interview with some Travel money shop. Actually looks pretty comfy. Hope I get it.

Need to get a good answer for What does good customer service mean for you. Mine was awful.

For me, it's a packet of Fries To Go and a Rustlers Chicken and Pesto Panini

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so lads how many kids are gna get chucked out of uni unjustly this freshers week for having consensual sex with female drama queens?

probably vidya cus why not
I did Archery for a year in my undergrad cus it was fun, might take it up again
Language class if available, want to move to Sweden once I graduate. Been self teaching the language but being in a class will make it easier imo
maybe will do stuff with the Catholic Chaplaincy to get back into my faith

uni hehe

>tfw Tim's YT page took a good 5 seconds to load

*sweating*

solving the customers issue while giving them a great and memorable experience lad

anyone else feel uncomfortable whenever theyre outside?

>he unironically fell for the uni meme

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Only the very moment I see another human being and then for the rest of the time

I feel that inside as well

some lad is so desperate to be the op he always posts it early. what a sad cunt.

I'm ok if I have headphone on
Just like that little autistic boy off the telly

THERE'S THINGS I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU
I GO OUT LATE AT NIGHT
AND IF I WAS TO TELL YOU
YOU'D SEE MY DIFFERENT SIDE

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nobody cares newfag virgin

I went off on one about how its a compromise between satisfying the customer and making sure the business profits out of it.

>Why yes, I do make threads early. How could you tell?

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I care lad, watch it

Nobody gives a shit about the thread.
Personalities ruined this place years ago.

I get the feeling he was trying to trick himself into believing it, but couldn't.

youtu.be/Ma7lyfYzIw8

>women will drink chads bodily fluids and then call sub 5/10 men disgusting

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Archerys good.

Vidya could get you into the /tg/ crowd which can be pretty good. RPGs are free.

My mates funnily enough went exclusively with either D&D seshes or Archery.

IT Chapter 2 was not too great of a film

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Sound like good guys. What is it your studying and where?

i watched that as well lad, must have been about 4 years ago now cor the time flies dunnit lad

I could never get into horror films desu. they give me nightmares.

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-49673953

death to old people

Used to happen to me too
Not so scared of them anymore though for some reason. Going downstairs on my own late at night is still a bit spooky though

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Yeah you fucked it lad, very autistic answer.

>tfw no gf to bully children on minecraft with
youtu.be/JFByhbbpd1g?t=27s

Studying Law at Lincoln lad, not sure about clubs or societies atm as I'm mainly just focused on my regaining my gains that I lost a while ago but I'm likely to join something and I'll keep lurking to see what others suggest lad.

>Taxi Driver
So this lad called Travis yeah, he's abit lonely and bored and that, got nothing to do but drivin round at night in his little taxi coz he cant sleep like. Now this fella, yeah, hes abit weird. Hes got a diary and he likes havin a cheeky wank in the cinema. He falls in love with some bird down the election office but shes scared away by his odd wanking habits and he gets well depressed. Clearly the citys a shit place to be. Some 12 year old on crack gets manhandled by a pimp in the back of his taxi, some 4 ft 11' jewish manlet that looks like martin scorsese starts ranting about blowing holes in womens pussies, black people are walking around everywhere looking shady and causing fucking trouble. What can the lad do to change his life? What can he do to stop the black people or 12 year olds from getting manhandled?
Think we all felt like this at one point which is why people like it but its not exactly a fun film. Best character was the pimp fella from pulp fiction. Give it a few years and the 12 year old on crack will get every dick standing to attention.

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Don't call my mate a virgin you little twat

>Lincoln
kek did you get like all Ds in your a levels? haha

just.got.ARRESTED.FOR.SAUING.IM.ENGLISH.IN.ENGLAND.IM.FICKING.FYUMIN.BRRXIT.MEAND.BREXIT.NOW

do something about it you weakass bitch

yeah I dash for the cereal haha

U FOOKIN TELL EM BAZZA

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>Asian
yuck

>ranting jewish manlet

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*wakes up*
oh dear god no

look how fucking tiny these cheeto bags are and they taste shittier than wotsits as well

fucking state of americans

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Starting the new happy pills tomorrow.
Get back to zombie life. I'll be ok not feeling stuff again.

NICE THUMB ASSHOLE

i'll thumb your asshole x

Shut it johnny

ooooh heIIo

why is it so dark lad? you a vampyre? you seen outside, its beautiful out there.

Tfw shower
Tfw go back to bedroom
Tfw it smells like a brothel
Based

I wonder what our Douglas would have to say if he heard Tim's guitar skills

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dunno what that is mate

Never joined any societies at uni now I hardly have any friends and stick to myself

my uni has a politics test which then excludes you from clubs if you answer right wing

close enough, way to make a lad feel like utter shit, prick
I want to say I know I could have done better but honestly I still don't understand how to break down a 40 mark answer even after going to a top college, but they hated me even being there so I couldn't get much help as it was one of those colleges where if you GCSEs were under their average they'd just abandon you despite being a straight B student

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how do you know what a brothel smells like?

Very depressed today just feel like getting drunk and forgetting about everything. Simples.

I dont really
I just assume it would swell like sweat and cum

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Looked in the mirror and could see my future is being a fat drunk with a skullet

>Uhh Clutchy, this ain't weed

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*ahem*
BOOOOOOOOOOGIES
youtube.com/watch?v=t-uVwybjYIw

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You ever heard of a mark scheme lad? Not that bloody hard.
Law is such a waste of time if youre not a good student. You either become a lawyer or people will look at your law degree and ask why youre not a lawyer.

The sheer amount of seething and cuntishness going around the thread doesn't likely help either lad
Also drink doesn't help the depression just makes it amplified.

If you made a post which deserved bullying then don't blame others.

Tim is finished. Let it go

Shut it sulkster

Fuck off crybaby, don't need your kind here

>was on Dick and Dom as a kid
>was diddled by Dick
>not even joking
>tfw nobody will ever believe me

t. the incredible sulk

Starting to see why you were bullied.

*rattle*
you know the score lad, 50p please

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Not everything's a larp, lad. Actually was a good experience until Dick touched me inappropriately.

get revenge lad

>You don't post on Jow Forums do you, bro?

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you are older now. seek justice

Let me guess, you think you're actually quite smart but you just don't apply yourself.

I mean that is the plan user, not exactly in line to join the single mothers on the course simply doing it in the hopes for a low pay desk job I'd rather go postal than be forced to work for another desperate 120quid monthly pay cheque after you pass your probation goy, ever again in this fucking nowhere dead end town I'm currently in
>Mark Scheme
At best I could differentiate between utter shit grade one and grade 2 essay, then past that I felt absolutely lost as it all tended to blur into one with very minor differentiation I could also seemingly never apply it to my own writing, I was never told what to improve what to avoid when I wrote out test answers to try and improve my grades, I tried and they just didn't care.
I can write answers down just fine essay writing is something that puts me into the fucking ground if I didn't get so demotivated with all of my mates dropping out and just thinking I'm utterly fucked, with the remaining lads just looking down at me thinking I wouldn't notice the looks of disgust
I'd likely come out with two Bs and one A* as that's what I was on track for but I fucked it I guess with a C, D and A

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With Timmy's departure from the internet ending this era I think it's a good time for me to leave these threads and Jow Forums in general, I also think it's a good idea for some of you to do the same thing.

Goodbye and good luck out there, it's been fun

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>Thinking I'll stop posting my 1,000+ tim collection

hahahahaha

nite nite user pal see you 2moro

Dreamlover, come rescue me
Take me up, take me down
Take me anywhere you want to, baby, now
I need you so desperately
Won't you please come around?
'Cause I wanna share forever with you, baby
With you, baby

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I can still get on Tim's twitter on the app are you lads larping?

Any call centre anons got tips for staying sane?

See ya
*waves*