A day in the life of Chad

> Be Chad
> Wake up in highrise apartment bachelor pad paid for by parents
> Check phone
> 15 texts from various girls, 10 texts from bros wanting to go out later tonight
> fuckyeah.jpg
> Go and take a piss while looking appreciatively in the mirror at 10/10 symmetrical facial aesthetics and ripped body
> Go and make myself a breakfast of oatmeal, eggs, and protein shake before heading off to start my day
> Get a call from random sloot, she wants to come over
> Fuck that the bitch can wait for my dick
> Get into my brand new Porsche 918 Spyder parents bought me and put on my 500$ aviators as I speed out of the parking lot going 20 miles over the speed limit and not using my turn signal
> Just make a yellow light like a boss when some beta in his car with his GF yells at me
> I flip him off and practically see his GF gushing at the gesture
> Get to class
> Not like I even need this degree, as I'll just end up inheriting my dads multimillion dollar business enterprise later
> Go to the gym after class ends, girl at reception mirin hardcore
> She asks what I'm doing later tonight while flipping her hair
> "Feeding my dick leak to a badder bitch than you"
> Go and bench 3 plates while everyone is looking jelly
> Go and visit dad at his company later
> He's talking to some employee in his office
> He wants to weekend off to go see his sick sister in another state and saying since he worked on Christmas he deserves the time off
> "Mr.Cox! In today's current economy you should be lucky to even be employed! If you won't appreciate this job you've so gracefully been given I'll find another person who will!"
> He hangs his head and walks out of the office
> Dad pours us both some Blue Label as we discuss taking a vacation to the Caribbean on our private jet
> Plus I have to add Jamaica to the list of places I've fucked some sloots
> I look out the window, tasting the oak barrel of my blue label feeling good about the life I've earned
> Feels good to be Chad

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I would be depressed if I had that life desu

I know you're just making an imaginary bait but you cannot tell me that these people don't deserve to have everything ripped from them.
I want them to experience this misery for once as well.

>I would be depressed if l had that life desu

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This isn't Chad. This is a delusional representation of him that allows you to cope by thinking we're dumpster-tier people.

>a day in the life of an incel
>go to screening of new joker movie
>Chad is there
>shoot him

B A S E D (and jokerpilled)
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Shouldn't you lads be in school?

>blue label
What a pleb. Johnnie Walker is terrible scotch.

Hey Chad I see you're mad you can't go to the cinema anymore.