Annoyed and cranky edition
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Annoyed and cranky edition
not the interracial thread i was hoping for. downvoted.
Tfw no bf to have an interracial relationship with
who will colonise my ass
Which one of you faggots is germanboy on that tagmap beacuse you are like a couple of kilometers away from and i can't seem to reach you
tfw heard somebody saying pogchamp irl
why are zoomers the worst
tfw no bf to have an interracial bf with and
just enjoy life together
i forgot i dont have any pics saved to my phone. if i was home then...
its okay user, you tried your best and im sure your interracial future bf will love you!
phoneposting coalburning normalcunts
The state of this thread.
stop throwing around normalfag when it's not applicable
90% of these threads are normalfags.
Because these threads are for normalfags
just watched all of orenchi no fure jiro on youtube because it was on my recommendations
life hurts bros...
Of course they're not but it wouldn't be our world without normalcunts destroying everything that's not theirs.
sorry i dont wanna take my desktop in the tub.
also, all boys deserve love!
You can go and deserve love in a thread you belong in, normalcunt.
I bet that youre a normalcunt yourself but you like to feel special xD
interracial only means black and white
gimme some qualifications to belong in here/not belong in here then! if you can give me traits that would keep me from entering this thread through its open gates, then i shall take my leave.
1. You're a normalcunt and thus you do not belong.
i have been blown the fuck out, good sire, please, allow me to rightfully take my leave
Well he said depression and not knowing what he wants. I believe him based on my conversations with him.
But I also feel like there were other variables that led to this:
I'm 6 years older, which made it kinda weird even for me
Hes 20 and is unsure of where his career path would lead him
He recently started a job and was in two accidents at the time
The next two were probably the biggest factors aside from depression.
I'm overweight and must have not been his ideal, I should improve myself in the meanwhile for the next boyo who comes along. I cant fault him for this, I have an ideal type too.
I would voice call him alot and msg him alot, sometimes about the same stuff too often, it made me.... boring, I wore off my own "new car smell" and I became complacent, and I guess boring as a result.
Also I probably should focus on myself and hobbies rn. But being 26 I'm not getting any younger, and like many people on this site, I think I have addiction... to attention
Did you two at least fuck
i mean, I'm not particularly into interracial i just thought it would be an edition that'd upset people. although i do have pictures
post the pictures then user! i wanna see what kinda boys you like :3
you can't call everyone who has different tastes than you a normalfag,cunt,etc
where were you when that footage rampaged about
alright I'll wait until I get home to start posting again
I belong here beacuse i fail with women and with men,leave me alone
Those four posts are blatantly normalfags. They are normalfags, therefore I will call them normalfags. Simple matter.
tfw no bf who doesn't respond to seething trannies calling everyone else a norman
The top two yeah but the bottom two probably are just fetishists.
you got rid of meow enjoy your normalfags lol
If I don't hate something it's a fetish.
I'm a melon fetishist btw.
What else is there to do, wait 20 minutes in between posts for hours only to get random posts like what someone's dream bf height is? that no one will respond to?
I guess that's fair but desu I'd like to think there's some cute coloured and white boys scared to post just because how toxic (one) fat guy usually makes these threads.
Imagine if all anons in this thread got together to play mario kart and not have sex at all
Quality over quantity. Always.
These threads are largely pointless desu
how do you know he is fat?
im a coloured boy user and i think this toxic guy should die
Yes we did fuck, best sex of my life.
He still wants to be fwb (apparently), but his libido has been down recently cause of his medicine. I have not had sex with him since he dumped me.
Pls send me a new qt in the northeast, USA area, my collection of femboy clothes and leashes and stuff need someone to wear them ;_;
not really, i met my (only) friend on here and im hoping to find a
woah lets not go that far, wish upon other what youd wish upon yourself, i hope he realises the error in his ways and works on improving himself.
i hope youll find a cute boy of your preferred colour user!
i'm a colored boy user (no "u") and i think this guy should post his fetish
Woops met for
Tfw no bf to spoon 5ever
wish upon other what youd wish upon yourself
I do wish to die
I didn't make that post,you meant to ping
All i get is akward conversations,blue balls and loneliness
EVERYONE IS SO FAR AWAY
c'est une bon idee! however, i do think it's pretty redundant at this point.
oh nononono boyu you do NOT be suicidal now! else i hug you! hmph!
yes, i know, but honestly im happy e-chatting with people, i try to cheer everyone up to the best of my ability and i know that meeting in person is the desire of a lot of boys.. mine too...
oh man im starting to feel really suicidal now
how very DARE you!? you know what this means young man! one (1) tight hug! *hugs you*
What are your locations
the Indigo Plateau
w-why do you wanna know random user?
i live close to nono
please hug even tighter and crush my body user!
pissy old england
nope, sorry! crushing boys is not allowed! you adorable edgy qt.
I need a smol spoon
A what now
How dare you be far away!!
What's your poke team then?
ig ill have to resort to using this knife to release my worthless blood then
sorry user i'm 6'2 and it's illegal for tall people to be smol spoons.
okay okay okay ill crush you ill crush you! j-just tell me where you are situated so w-we can meet up and NOT use sharp knives for anything related to s-self-harm!! y-yeah? c:
Zoomer erp hurts my soul.
im in Australia user, thats prob too far for you
Where the northeast usa bussy at
wellll, if you can be patient we can meet up sometime in the future and crush you, sound good tu adorable et petit prince?
sounds good nice user, pls give discord or i might die
Germany my good friend
o-okay user my discord is
christchan#5654 please do not die!!
r9gay cringe hours, looks like /soc/ for underages
ohhhh, hey cook! hope you find someone else! still dont know why you removed me at first...
This, zoomer posters are embarrassing.
tfw no late 20's bf who has goals and is mature
go away you manipulative ass
unironically neck yourself you mechanized giggafaggot.
we talked for a day, and im on better terms with D. weve both forgot about the whole schabang.
That's me but I got dumped recently
Where you at friend?
Bussy gang represent. Femboy aesthetics are best aesthetics
college emailed me about a program called edge 4 vets
guess i can't cum for a while
all these losers which arent on the official r9gay discord
I'm too antisocial for a discord server so yes I'm a loser
shut your cancerous ass up before i fucking kiss you on your lips fucking faggot shill
Bitches but doesn't post serbia. BAKA
Sorry but random losers arent allowed in
where do i meet themmmm like in my area
tfw saw a 9/10 twink with a black woman when I was outside today
They're stealing our men boys...
ok retard nigger
is there really an r9gay discord?
he isnt in the secret r9gay discord
lmaoing back at you bro
I live north of
North Yorkshire user
eastern bloc dumb homo
tfw no yorkshire bf to drink tea with
God didn't make you a homosexual, that's on you. An individual being 'gay' reflects a personal moral failing.
I tried being straight for years, all it did was make me look like a fucking fool
You should have tried harder and not given up.
Maybe you should drop the christcuck act and show some of that ass
Leviticus 11:9-10 says whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters but not to eat all that have not fins and scales in the seas. Have you ever eaten shellfish user? God didnt make you to eat shellfish...
Leviticus 11:7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you.
surely you have never eaten pork or touched pig hide either, right user? God didnt make you for that... :///
The lowest of christcuck takes the interpretations of the bible literally. I spent 4 hours listening to unfiltered autism last night. It was called genesis.
There are valuable lessons in the bible that can be learned and should be passed down but trying to justify bigotry of abnormality is not christian.
That's just the monkey grug brain speaking.
Are you still there sad guy from Germany? If you're lonely and really need someone to talk to you can send me your kik to [email protected], but again, I'm not good at chatting. I just Don't want other people to be depressed
Also Hans21 on the Tagmap
Hey i sent you an message,thanks for still keeping tabs
What are your locations
Uh, sorry, but I'm using just a temporary mail, so I can't answer you. I have Kik, but don't want to post it everywhere. You can send me your kik over the mail or tagmap if you want to chat
okay but i won't be able to respond for an hour or so
Fuck off. I want a normie bf who can bring me stability and make me genuinely laugh. I'm tired of talking to very damaged people, it only makes me more depressed
Go fuck yourself normalcunt.
my future bf. i just need to find him
pls be in lodz
I dont want a polack bf
Nope. Bring here is comfy, but I'm done dating you types.
Weird damaged people are so much more interesting. You're missing out.
Fuck off. Used up normalniggers are not welcome here.
I wish I was interesting for being damaged and weird. I'm just boring instead
delusional incels still thinking r9gay is theirs
land of the finns
gib nerdy white bf
Where can I find pictures of cute guys kissing eachother and hugging?
I need it to help with the depression of being alone
Are japanese guys homophobic? After I'm done with my studies I wanna move to japan. t. non weeb
I liked how you had to state you aren't a weeb, you fucking weeb
You're not a weeb just because you like japan
You're not a normalfag just because you have a boyfriend
tfw no cute twink bf to fiddle with everynight
tfw no bf that loves me for my weird fashion styles
Homosexuality is heavily frowned upon in japan. It's a very traditional society. Especially as a foreigner you'll creep a lot of people out. You might be able to make it in a very secular area like shibuya but you'll always always always be closeted.
Fapping after doing your best at the gym and coming back home all exhausted is the best.
Taking advantage of your bf while he's sweaty and trembling from exhaustion after working hard at the gym is the best. Him complaining that he's gross and needs a shower and you saying that he's REALLY gonna need a shower after you're done with him.
tfw no bf to pillow talk with
That sounds very nice but I've never had a bf, so I wouldn't know.
prisongay ex will always be lonely because he'll never settle for someone who looks like him
hets really think they're thing is natural when they literally have to pierce through a layer of flesh that hurts and bleeds.
I like connecting on the basis we are damaged but I definitely get wanting to meet a mentally stable person
Why did you guys breakup?
Sounds like sweet revenge for ya
tfw no hung autistic bf
tfw no hung down syndrome bf
tfw no hung cerebral palsy bf
What the fuck is wrong with me? In my mind, I just want to "help out" guys with the aforementioned disabilities, because I assume they don't have a lot of sex, but why the fuck am I wired this way. I'm still a virgin too because I'm too much of a pussy to actually find/date any guys in my area with those disabilities.
you want a chris Chan bf?
I'm autistic and have a 7.5". I don't know if that's hung or not
get compared to down syndrome bfs
Feels fucking bad man
I jerk off 2-3 times a day how do i stop that
Put on a chastity cage and give me the key.
Get a bf that makes you want to reserve your cum just for him
Find a bf that can jerk you off 2-3 times a day until you're able to not jerk off yourself. Tada, you're cured!
Unironically, yes. But he's not hung,
That's pretty good. Are you thick too?
Don't take it the wrong way. I know two girls that told me stories and gave me this fetish, and one of them said she fucked a down syndrome guy from her graduating high school class. She said he was damn near insatiable, and that he fucked her for over 6 hours straight on their first time. The other girl said she got pinned down by a 6'6 autistic guy and fucked for 2 hours straight. Both girls said that they took those guy's virginity.
Essentially, I just want to find a guy to use me to take away his virginity. I don't assume that every autistic/down syndrome guy is insatiable, but they would probably be very hard to satisfy in one night if they're a virgin. And for dudes with cerebral palsy, I just kind feel bad and I'd probably blow them until they're completely drained.
If dubs I get a northeast bf
No, it's only 5" around I think
I don't want to go into detail. I'll just say my mom is a better boyfriend than he usually was. That's how little he was able to do, while also coming with a bunch of negatives. I got him to leave me alone for good by just not shaving, and it looks heckin' cute.
I've been having some dating success since.
Get lost normalcunt. Go to your own boards.
That's still pretty good. And what do you mean by you're autistic? Like Chris Chan tier?
And are you in California, by chance?
make it a rule that you can only jerk off to pictures of me, youll stop in no time!
It's interesting how some cumbrains dildo themselves into gaping roasties without having taken an actual penis, while a slutty bottom may have a comparatively tight button.
Wash your hands every time, and then you'll need to stop because your hands are getting too dry.
I'm not degenerate enough to be californian and I'm very socially autistic to the point where I can't even use a mic online
implying pics of you wouldn't just make me harder
Are you chubby/fat with a small/average dick? Because if so you'll just make me harder.
ywn be a woman so you can carry your bfs child
Natalism is gross.
I ask cause I was worried you were my ex
Luckily not lol
Orin? Have contact info?
Well, that's unfortunate. And don't worry about not being in Cali. It's expensive as fuck out here in LA. Is it ok if I ask what kind of body you have?
tfw no sufjan stevens bf
Antinatalism is gross. My parents love me and I want to give that same love to my kids someday
in a mans world us boys have to stick together
I'm very small and slim I don't know why you want to know that
Hey Jake from the maps I just sent you a message :^)
I was just curious. If you want me to drop it and leave you alone, I will. I'm sorry I asked.
Wait, this thread has a map?
Stop, this thread as a map?
I'm sorry user I'm just tired and a bit drunk
Yes it does. We got 5 new users in the past 2 days. Here's the link.
Don't worry about it, user. Try not to drink so much! Why are you tired?
Because it's midnight
this isn't /soc/ is it
Oh. It's almost 4pm for me. Have you been getting enough sleep recently?
I've been sleeping early recently.
tfw very blunt and to the point
I fear might genuinely be autistic
You've never been diagnosed? And it's good that you've been sleeping early. I need to start doing that.
tfw no bf to play bl3 at launch with now that it's out on pc
i want to pull a boys ass apart and live inside of him.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO FUCKING HORNY IT'S NOT FAIR
Same. I just want a chubby guy to put me in a mating press and blow deep inside me.
went and fucked my local twink fwb
It's too bad he's a bit normie
clipping my toenails
nowhere to put the ones i took off
put it in one of the empty soda cans all over my desk
go to take a drink of my sprite
i accidentally put my toenails in the one i was drinking
what does getting turned out mean?
I like sprite too!
tfw no extremely possessive bf
my boyfriend broke up with me last night because of the bible.
because of bullshit faith.
I tell him I love him so much and he says he does as well but we have to be separate
because it's what god wants.
I haven't been able to get out of bed all day.
when I do, I fell over.
I have no motivation to do anything.
I'm already diagnosed with depression, what now?!
tfw no bf that wants to be 100% mine
Tfw no bf that clips my toenails for me
i only drink sprite 7up and lemonade
id be too scared of him accidentally hurting me :(
tfw no qt german bf to cuddle
welp r9gay is dead.
No shit retard. It's been dead for a while.
I blame the literal bf-havers.
I blame negative nancies like you!!
What is this, I thought r9k was for lonely folks.
r9k is for g a y b o y s.
Lonely gayboys then
Fuck off normalfag. I bet this post isnt going to be original.
thinks he isn't a normalfag
incel mad someones having sex
calls someone else a normalfag while having sex
gets called out
LOL YOU MUST BE AN INCEL
unironically calling someone an incel
woah there is someone in my town but i am too shy to say hi
now that ive came out my mum always thinks every boy i bring over must be my bf and keeps shipping me with all my boy friends...
am i allowed to message a guy on the tagmap if im slightly overweight?
You're mom sounds pretty based
I haven't came out and probably never will, but my mother still implies that I should ask the gay bois at her or my job out...
he suddenly blocked me because of some stupid joke I made that he seemed to take too seriously
Should I just end it now
What was the joke? Who blocked you?
he mentions how he wants a motorcycle
I'm very timid so I say how I could never drive on myself
says that he wouldn't mind doing the driving instead
end up saying that I'd probably end up clinging to him tight and hiding my face
ends up going on about how we werent made for each other because of how much I'm a pussy
We had only known each other for a few days, but that mixed with the message that I was blocked hit like a fucking brick
Sounds like you dodged a total asshole.
I dont get it, he was really nice and we were both flirty back and forth before he suddenly blocked me
i havent showered in 5 days
Are you an AEW fan by any chance?
id rather you messaged me because i like chubby tummies!
What's your discord, hmm?
no wrestling is dum
You've done it now.
Get ready for 50 of my signature pure strikes, kid.
I don't shower at all when I'm single, mosty just clean butt and pits and change fabric interfaces Tudor style.
Are you uncut too? Not him, asking for a friend (me).
The only good wrestling move is the mating press.
Sadly, no. Parents fell for the jewish tricks
i have 160 calories left for today and i'm spending it on Funyuns, the thinking man's snack.
i'm eating pringles and watching mike tyson videos on youtube!
i just ordered pizza for 5th night in a row :(
i'm jealous, the pizza shop here is closed or i would have ordered some too
i really want to buy some burgers since the place is open until 3am, but i really need to cut back on it
tfw I can't blow you while you sit and eat pizza
tfw you won't cum on my slice of pizza
tfw you will never fuck me doggy style while I eat a special slice of white sauce pizza
Life is cruel.
Do not sexualize the pizza.
just watched gay porn on home tv using plex on our ps4 home alone. is there anyway people will be able to tell?
ohhh user, you really fucked up...
He's somewhere around Jiangsu.
He's also a degenerate.
i want a bf who'll let me grab, squeeze, open and stretch him all over so i can know how he works. I want to pull a boy apart and put him back together again.
open and stretch him all over
I'm curious as to how that would work?
according to christians you're not even allowed to snuggle or even nibble on a boy unless you have a stinky bleeding gaping hole beside your asshole.
25% of homes have hidden surveillance that the household is unaware of. You are fucked.
if you wanted to watch porn on your ps4 just download it onto a usb and watch it on the media player.
not that i've done that
Gonna buy a onahole tomorrow to see if it helps my 24/7 hornyness but I feel it'll only make it worse
should you take a boys kiss virginity if you don't plan on marrying him later? serious replies only.
What kind are you getting? /jp/ has a weeb hole general.
my only friend in life is my cat
Keep it strictly within the context of a committed long-term relationship. If you don't want to date him or don't think it'll work out don't kiss him. Kissing comes very early in a relationship so if you love him but you aren't sure you'll end up married go for it. The first kiss comes long before you can be sure about something like marriage. If it's just a hookup that's a definite no from me though.
i just realized it's past midnight, that means i can eat again
Met a zoomer from here about a month, decided to stick around, why not? He's a pretty nice guy. Do you guys think a 22 year old with a 16 year old is too much of an age gap? I don't want to get serious with him, but I also don't want to string him along. Should I just delete him and not deal with it?
finally stop playing games afrer 40 hours
feels like I got born again
time to eat, stretch and hit the gym
It's either you delete him first or he deletes you first.
being a pedo
The absolute difference in terms of the number of years is no big deal but the relative difference in terms of experience and maturity is way too much. I'm almost 10 years older than my boyfriend, but he was already a working adult when we met. The gap is bigger in my case but the important thing is that he wasn't just some schoolkid. You're at different places in life.
16 years old is pretty old
Prepubescent boys are sexy af tho
what the fuck is wrong with you you piece of shit
I mean, that's the case with everyone from here.
2 years margin of error isn't that bad I think.
Yeah I'm kind of scared of that as well. I'm doing my masters this year and he's... in highschool. I'm patient and I definetely wanna see him grow up even if he has to rely on me at times.
Now THAT is paedophilia user, stop that.
common rule: your age / 2 + 7 = lower thanhis age
22/2+7=18 > 16
yes, you're too old (aside from your pedophilia you sick bastard)
(x+6)/2+7=x, x >= 18
<=> x/2 + 10 = x
<=> x= 20
you'd have to wait another 4 years, but since you already started grouping him you should just stop
that's the case with everyone from here.
Not with everyone.
More importantly, is he that catholic boy that was floating around here for a while that kept threatening to kill himself?
Again, some of are jerking it to 20somethinfmgs who look 12, I don't get what's wrong with a 16 year old nice lad.
My experience here has been eh. I wouldn't know, I don't want to interrogate him.
Trust me, it will never last. He's there for the attention and the freedom to express his sexuality. You're only an outlet for that. Lonely young men are desperate for affection and that's what he's clinging to. The connection is not real. Look for someone older and less eager to entertain a fantasy.
I wouldn't know, I don't want to interrogate him.
That's him then. He's going to ghost you eventually.
Does anyone else think that womens clothing just fit better and look better than mens? I've only bought womens clothes, close to a year now
I bought one from their recommendations forever ago and it was extremely meh and I threw it away I'm thinking of just buying a generic open ended one for easy cleaning or one of those giant full sized asses
We've not talked about a lot of sexual stuff honestly, he's quite shy about that sort of stuff (adorable). And, I knew exactly what it feels like, I met my first boyfriend online but it turned into a disaster when we met. I know there's always a chance of it falling apart but still, I like him.
We'll see I guess.
Been buying exclusively womens jeans and tops for a year now, they just ARE better!
What are your locations
mention anything even slightly gay on another board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRANNY COPE DILATE SEETHING COPE DILATE YOU TRANNY 40%40%40% TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY SEETHECOPEDILATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
do gay guys really use their asshole like a girls pussy or is it mostly a porn meme? i always assumed they just used "other means" of getting each other off because that way using their anus sounds disgusting. my only gay friend is telling me im a dumby and its very normal. i dont know if i want to do that though even if it is expected of me...
It's okay user, a good alternative which is really cute in my opinion is frotting!
implying this doesn't happen in r9gay
I'm pretty sure that's a porn meme user
a good alternative which is really cute in my opinion is frotting!
Literally this. If I ever get a bf it would be a huge plus if he is uncut so he and I can both really enjoy frotting.
frotting is purest love and you can't change my mind about that
Huh? I mean it's not really a meme that most gay guys have sex either anally or orally. Obviously alternatives exist like rubbing their dicks together (frotting), but anal is kind of the go-to unless one of the guys doesn't like butt stuff but most guys do. If you don't personally want stuff there then don't have anything up there, but at the same time use some common sense and know that your asshole isn't going be shit filled, most guys clean themselves out before anal with an enema
i litterally can't control how loud my moans are. I'm like those people who can't whisper. I'm very loud and wake up everyone in the house.
I'm very loud and wake up everyone in the house
if you haven't had the cum fucked out of you and seen stars and your life flash before your eyes during it then how do you know you are gay?
i fucking hate women, so being gay is my only choice
why must prisongays break cute boys' hearts?
Not true. Swirling your tongue around the inside of his foreskin, and teasing drops of his lust out of him before completely enveloping his cock with your mouth is purer.
Also, having him shoot his cum directly onto your ballsack and having him massage it into your skin with the tip of his cock until you're a quivering mess.
no homo, of course.
i have never broken anyone's heart
if you've EVER touched your dick to masturbate you are not a bottom you are prison bottom.
To be fair the only people who pick up ""cute boys"" are prison gays and vice-versa
Not true. Swirling your tongue around the inside of his foreskin, and teasing drops of his lust out of him before completely enveloping his cock with your mouth is purer.
Also, having him shoot his cum directly onto your ballsack and having him massage it into your skin with the tip of his cock until you're a quivering mess.
tfw this will never happen to me
Am I still prison gay if my cuteboy bf is a top and likes to
make me deepthroat him then fuck my ass while choking me and spitting in my mouth?
honey literally cope uggers incel
a fit boy will never break my skelly body
you guys make sex sound like more fun than it actually is
will never have a cute boy to kidnap and sexually torture until he develops Stockholm syndrome and falls in love with me
i'm sure it's pretty good given how society puts so much importance on it and everyone assumes if you're not having sex it's because you can't.
well as a sexhave i'm telling you it's not
Love me Hyakinthos
It's easy for me to type stuff like that out, because I know what kind of sexual relationship I want, but I'm also prison gay (I swear I'm still straight) and I don't actually want a bf.
I just want a guy I can completely be completely sexually submissive with.
Preferably a chubby guy with a thick uncut dick.
I swear, once I get a gf I'll be straight forever, I'll renounce my desire for cock.
Hey Apollo let's go throwing some discuses and hope Zephyr doesn't happen to fling it back at my head! uwu
Sounds cute user, when are you picking me up?
Sounds fun hehe lets do that
*gets hit by a discus you threw and Zephyr flung into the side of my head* A-...apollo! *dies* x-x
Dont worry honey, ill turn you in to a flower and write some poetry on your pettals and give up my immortality to be together with you in death
It's easy for me to type stuff like that out,
You're talented, you should hone that skill
*plant noises* (roughly translates as: dude I'm the COOLEST looking fucking flower FUCK YEAH I love you honey I'm not even dead I can't be the king of Troy)
IM SO ANGRY AAA
WHY ISNT MY BF HUGGING ME RIGHT NOW
*hugs u right now*
Awww cutie, youll go up to heaven with me. But pinky promise me to shave your beard then, because i done want to get stung while kissing ya
What beard honey?
And hone that skill into what, exactly?
Novelles du erotisme
Ow in the original text and later found archeological objects it is said that after he dies he gets reborn to go to olympos but he has a beard. And i dont like bfs with beards cutie
Whenever I'm able to, where you from?
The netherlands :3
Email your discord to [email protected] and I'll be over as soon as I can~
Oh I see, and I do agree, beards look dumb!
Hyakinthos you sound like a perfect bf.
What is your discord name so we can talk further about ancient litterature :3
Ehhh. I don't wanna be known for writing gay fanfics.
im so fragile im afraid if i get hugged too hard i'll break..
my butt eventually spits out all the cum that goes in it. is my body rejecting im gay??
sorry but don't ever get involved with suppressed fags :/
I swallowed a my FWB's cum a few months ago, and he said that I'm his "pet forever now" because his "seed lives in me". Whenever he cums, he likes to rub it into my skin in places like my dick/balls, my face, my butt, or my belly button. What does it mean? I really hope he's not trying to mark me as his territory?
Sorry, but you officially belong to him now, those are the rules
i told my bf to fuck me his hardest that way if i cum first ill at least have my dignity but he said bottoms don't have dignity then fucked me as slowly and gently as possible and i still came first.
hot & gay user
Use a pen-name.
He really does, >tfw no trojan prince bf
Oh no you don't want to hang out with me.
Well then, those rules suck. I was wondering why he stopped looking for a steady boyfriend recently, and I'm not ready to come out of the closet. I'm only really a prison gay tier homo, I don't want a full blown relationship. How do I get out?
He didnt reply my Spartan prince. He isnt trojan thats paris you doofus
don't post stuff like that user! it makes me feel funny
Oh crap you're right, I'm a dummy. Anyway, you're not getting my discord I'm scared of talking with other nerds.
Prisongay zoomers eww
Welcome back meow
any of you pretend you are a top because you are tall but actually want to be a bottom?
STOP ATTACKING ME EVERYONE WANTS ME TO BE A TOP I DONT WANT THIS LEAVE ME ALONE
tfw no tall bottom bf to bully with my bigger penis
god l want to be spoiled like l do with my bf
Sorry Aaaapollo! I was busy with stuff. I made a discord!
It's not even that I want to be spoiled, I just don't want tiny roaches expecting me to be chad just because my height starts with 6.
im thirsty for pee
My bladder is about to explode in this boring ass lecture
Meow has been here on anonymeowous
wtf i swear ive never seen or heard of you before but apparently i have a pending friend request sent to you
have you changed your name or something? i wonder
No, but I don't see your friend request! Are you sure you did it right?
i have no idea when i sent this, i dont remember doing it but i think ive seen it before and i just didnt question who you were, but its weird seeing your discord now
I sended it <3 lets go do some throwing, indoors this time :3
How old are you guys all?
all my bfs underwear have cumstains on them. its disgusting and no matter how much i wash them they stay there.
if i swallow my dildo will it technically fuck me inside out?
I'm 6'5 with a 4in dick. All I want is to be forced onto my back and fucked until I cum handsfree.
am i the oldest person here i wonder
How old are you guys all?
why are gay men so damn jealous and bitchy. i want a straight man to be my bf.
user it dont work that way
how can i learn to moan like this? //boards.Jow Forums.org/gif/thread/15595590#p15595599
I'm 26 too tho
someone other than my bf tries to talk to me
eww just go away
but what do you look like though?
Tell us user, is it true that men age like wine? Are you still good looking in your 30s?
Idk, I think I look okay but I am still alone so don't know.
tmw no old meow bf
I would if I wouldn't get banned again
can boys smell hormones? when ever i get horny i somehow also get extra attention.
can boys smell hormones?
no, that sort of thing only exists in the omegaverse
I'm sick of my gf, she's bitter and lost her cute personality.
One of you small submissive gays become mine instead.
refereed to ass as pussy in Freudian slip
should i just come out of closet now or is there a chance my parents will think it was just a joke?
dream about a crystal where if you touch it the world ends, so of course some fat guy cums on it and triggers the destruction of everything and i wake up
didn't even get to see the destruction i had to read it off of some game over screen
what does it all mean?
my bfs mad at me all the time but he never initiates breaking up. we've never talked about him being mad at me before either. what should i do?
Meow wants a real bf not a meme one
so hopelessly in love
Help! So I'm pretty mega gay and have been since I was a kid. Well for some reason I can only masturbate to fucked up femdom shit. I am not interested in woman in my regular pursuits and find them kind of repulsive but when I masturbate it is like exclusively femdom shit and in the past few years has evolved to cuckold shit. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!?!
ok user, what kind of body do you have?
if you're not underage, have over 5 years sexual experience under your belt and have had multiple bfs you don't belong here.
Heyy uhh Romania anyone pleaseee?
wtf is this true? this is the first time I've ever been in an /r9gay/ thread and I just wanted some advice. Is this seriously where all the underage inexperienced gays come or something?
everyone cums here
okay what if I'm overage, have no sexual experience and had no bfs?
i became gay because all my girlfriends said i fucked like a girl. now im a bottom like i always was just never knew uwu
tfw no bf to bumo the only thread on r9k
tfw no older bf
tfw I can't talk to anybody my age
waiting in line for university book ordered online
ask (cute) boy behind me a question
he answers and smiles as if we're going to have a conversation
say thanks and put earbuds back in
This was 2 years ago. I was so taken back by him smiling for seemingly no reason (im not attractive). Now I think the reason he smiled was because he thought i was trying hit on him and he either had recently got a bf, had a one night stand or got hit on by lots of guys the friday night before at a club with his friends. He smiled because it stoked his ego and his misunderstanding made him feel attractive. If i ever see his face again im going to push him hard to the ground then run.
so this is what gaycels are like huh...
there was absolutely no reason for him to smile there. You try to explain it.
Maybe he was just being polite or having a nice day?
You're bring too paranoid, that smile is just what most people due, otherwise a neutral or angry face would make it feel like you're bothering them
So like what do you do
When it's just like neverending
The search for bf
tfw no extremely possessive yandere bf to give me bruises and track me by gps 24/7
If thats all there was to normalfags r9k wouldn't exist and i certainly wouldn't be here.
What age? How older?
some acquaintance wanted to talk with me someday
he wanted to rope me into some fucking pyramid scheme
how to stop looking like a gullible pussy
im so fucking lonely
please someone just hug me virtually
if you're just "aquaintances" then it doesn't really mean much
he just asked for a hug, not for someone to discord their way into his life
he thinks hugs are free
I'm 16 in a week
Don't care desu
Yeah he owes interest from his headpat last week
user, run. come back in like two years at the soonest. you really should not be here, nor be talking to any of the pedophiles that are now guaranteed to try and flirt with you. please leave, you still have a chance of escaping this place
I wish a chubby boy would message me...
i just lost 10 pounds by not eating anything for 3 days
what in the fuck is wrong with my digestion? i'm pretty sure it's literally always been this slow.
also i could swear i have more of a waist now which is obviously bullshit since it's literally defined by my ribcage which surely hasn't retracted.
hi I am messaging you right now!
in an emergency the body will redistribute fat to give you child-bearing hips. that seems like the only logical explanation
that sounds like bullshit but still seems more reasonable than my theory of my mind trying to trick me into starving myself
i've been counting calories to lose weight and i want to weight myself but i'm worried that it might discourage me if i see there's no difference yet. also i don't remember the last i've pooped
no recent, good yaoi doujins
Jow Forums overrun with normalfags
no unironic weeaboo bf
This sucks man. I just want someone into niche Japanese games to befriend and maybe eventually more with
Which niche Japanese games did you have in mind?
I could apply, but that picture is pretty lewd. Are you only interested in lewd?
"to befriend and maybe eventually more"
unironically uses a picture depicting violent anal gay sex
are these le pure posters?
Nothing in particular. I just finished Panzer Dragoon Saga and plan on continuing Grandia next.
i'm gonna go to Target. Do you guys want anything?
stale front of the store popcorn
One bf, please.
Going to try something, I'll post here in a couple days if it works.
One 32 year old Czech guy please
do you need a camera too?
One 25+ polack bf
Hello future boyfriend, how do we meet
a cute brit bf
So what are you looking for? Someone to play Japanese games with?
bf with BMI under 25 who doesn't mind my autism and also isn't simultaneously an exclusive top and too vanilla to even enjoy a bottom in a chastity device, I'm talking about someone specific here
location please friend
Do you live in California? Because if not, well only have fleeting moments together in our dreams.
Already have one but thanks for the offer friend
rainy old england
I like doing nails, it's therapeutic. Really want to paint mine black but I'm too much of a pussy.
tfw still no bf whose armpits I can sniff to relax
south east here pls love me
tfw no rimjob bf to sit on his face
live down the street from supermarket
only go there at night, because I want people to think I have a job
on my way there see a bunch of young people going out and enjoying friday night
buy a bunch of ready made froze meals,a chocolate cake, some green onions and a chocolate bar
handsome, well put together guy is behing me in line
he is buying wine and a bunch of quality ingredients for a home made dinner for sure
get embarrassed for being such a clear mess
get sad because he'll never be my bf
I wish I cared less what people think of me, and I wish I had a job and the stability that comes with it.
do you have a throwaway discord you want to chat on or something?
if you use a throaway discord there's something to hide about your normal one which more often than not means sluttery or normal faggotry
tfw no bf to help bump the thread
how about kik? or you can post your discord
Is this just fucking /soc/ now? Unironically asking, I get discordposting that's borderline inevitable anywhere on the internet these days but kik? Really?
implying having a discord in the first place isn't a display of turbo normalfaggotry
Yes, unfortunately. The thread is teeming with zoomer normalfags with bfs or ex bfs.
sorry no kik im not a normie, and i don't want to post discord
It's just odd to see such a drastic shift in such a small amount of time, I actually bothered to waste my time scrolling up and it's somehow more pathetic seeing obvious normalfags try their hardest to seem broken or like they belong here
it's somehow more pathetic seeing obvious normalfags try their hardest to seem broken or like they belong here
holy shit i wasn't sure why it seemed that the threads were getting a bit cringey but i honestly think this is why
hey Anons if you had a bf what would your perfect date night be?
it's hard for me to even imagine what i'd like.
Staying inside all day and playing vidya
Anything as long as we're alone. Maybe we could cook something for dinner and then play coop vidya.
Annoyed and cranky
The OP Creates a thread
For the loney boys
I have a bf and we've had a few perfect dates ama.
There is no artistic merit in haikus.
the love between men
distant like two mountain peaks
cold, high and aloof
i need a server where i can regularly post selfies because i fucking die if nobody tells me that i'm cute
Shut up, I dont care.
My way his gaze turns
His Tongue spit venomous prose
Upon my dire poems
Oh, me, me! I love telling people they're cute!!!
cant conceptualise having a bf
otherwise probably food delivery and videogames/film, or maybe a nice evening walk
there's an entire board dedicated to that, it's called /soc/! do you just not go there because you're so average looking that the only way you'd be seen as cute is in front of a bunch of losers that take whatever they can get :D?
do you just not go there because you're so average looking that the only way you'd be seen as cute is in front of a bunch of losers that take whatever they can get
Crossing the (((rainbow))) bridge to meet your canadian bf at niagara falls. Going to a haunted house and having him cling to you the whole way, then getting a photo of him being spooked at the end. Playing dino golf and seeing the ripley's believe it or not museum. Riding the boat into the mist under the falls to cool off on a hot summer day. Smoking a legal joint behind your hotel and holding hands on the walk to get dinner at a nice little japanese restaurant. Riding the ferris wheel to the top at sunset and sharing a kiss over the falls.
Come on user you can do so much better.
That sounds genuinely awful and unenjoyable.
not sure i could expose myself in public like that, my bravado turns to dust as soon as i am comfortable with anyone and going to tourist trap areas sounds like a nightmare
glad you had your fun though
It was a lot of fun! You don't have to be so jealous user.
incel rock and fighting games
he thinks grandia is niche
what rock is the most incelcore?
he doesn't use a throw away discord so he doesn't get doxxed and blackmailed into becoming a tranny
he posts content which can be used to blackmail him
Holy shit there are so many countries in Africa I didn't know about
tfw no bf that I can impress by naming all 50 u.s states
whats your favourite?
niger lmao gottemmm
flint the rock
he doesn't realize forming relationships requires making yourself vulnerable and doesn't make preemptive measures to protect himself from the sociopaths that target people on r9k
implying I could ever form a healthy relationship with someone
he's such a schizo that he genuinely believes there's a cult of people from Jow Forums of all places capable of convincing autists that shit their pants when they hear a discord notification to take hormones which even if acquired illegally are incredibly tedious to get and rarely show any effects unless used for years on end in tandem with other hormones
There's European countries I didnt know about
i'm going to hit gay death soon and i'm gonna be alone for my entire life
i dont want to be over 20 years old
not knowing slovenia
reminder that georgia is a country
gay death is a meme made up by hookup fags
i thought didnt know Belgium or the netherlands were countries until last month lmao
tfw you bait a discord tranny shill successfully
i'm still going to be alone for eternity
imagine not knowing every country
yeah? name 5
Lesotho, apparently it has the lowest life expectancy in the world but it also has a funny name.
If someone told me to locate all the balkan countries in a map I'd probably get them all wrong.
laugh at burgers for not knowing every country in europe
while not knowing most of the african and asian countries
Only Slav country that matters to me is the Czech Republic.
I know about Georgia that ones famous but I thought this was some mandela effect type bullshit with Slovakia.
Those still trip me up.
They have their own language?
Euros have cute accents I'll give them that.
Same here, might get a couple right because of memes but thats it.
would you date a boy with a 4 incher?
tranny discord is overblown and a bunch of people who get off to the fetish of being "blackmailed", but random malevolent schizos who float around are not
its also sensible to not put your online persona in a place where you can get outed as not only a fag but a desperate loser one at that
a very specific country
do you like beer?
would you date a boy with a 4 incher?
is he an uncut boy?
they are uncut
talk before hand
go to restaurant
go on walk after to digest, check out neat city sites / hike
go back to place / hotel
cuddle / kiss / sex
I would date him regardless
if I like him, but uncut is a big plus.
Indeed it is.
No, I don't drink.
why is uncut better?
damn i kinda suck at this desu
It's a preference thing and I am also uncut and would want us to frot.
watching comfy dr stone documentary
have a primal urge to facefuck the animation director every time hes on screen
Theres no going back, bros...
Post the animation director
Tell me you dont to aim for the mole
If you find this guy attractive then there's hope for me
You're saying that as if he was ugly or something.
where do femboys go when they reach 40?
to hell, where else
there's 4 ways the femboy goes when his looks inevitably fade
there's of course suicide, some are convinced that aging is a made up concept
then there's some who grow out of it because for a lot of people it really is a phase, i mean just imagine your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt.
then there's some that just take the tranny pill and go full woman, which ironically sometimes also leads to suicide so there's that
then lastly there's some that just continue to cross dress and pretend they are anime grill boys well into their decrepit old age, so again just imagine your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt
just imagine your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt.
Well there's a fetish I didn't think I had, thanks user!
your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt.
fuck you for reminding me of all those dudes on craighlist
my crush wants me to pick a movie for us to watch tonight. im too worried about what to pick and his judgement. should i just pretend i don't watch movies and don't know what hes talking about?
trips i get bf
can't go wrong with tw!nk taking 10 inches
dubs and user becomes my bf
nobody said being a boy was meant to be easy.
Dubs and I'll die by the end of this year
dubs and my peepee increases in size when i wake up in the morning
trips and Ill get a job
Where you from lad?
east coast USA, hope you're close by
Cute boys that you can be friends with make the best companions
New thread appreciating fit men