/r9gay/ - #829

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Annoyed and cranky edition
Previous Thread: jowforums.com/thread/54339213/anecdotes

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Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

not the interracial thread i was hoping for. downvoted.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

Tfw no bf to have an interracial relationship with who will colonise my ass

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

Which one of you faggots is germanboy on that tagmap beacuse you are like a couple of kilometers away from and i can't seem to reach you

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Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

tfw heard somebody saying pogchamp irl
why are zoomers the worst

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

tfw no bf to have an interracial bf with and just enjoy life together

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

pepega meow

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

i forgot i dont have any pics saved to my phone. if i was home then...

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

its okay user, you tried your best and im sure your interracial future bf will love you!

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

lgbt oreos

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

phoneposting coalburning normalcunts
The state of this thread.

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

stop throwing around normalfag when it's not applicable

Joshua James
Joshua James

90% of these threads are normalfags.

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

Because these threads are for normalfags

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

just watched all of orenchi no fure jiro on youtube because it was on my recommendations
life hurts bros...

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Of course they're not but it wouldn't be our world without normalcunts destroying everything that's not theirs.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

sorry i dont wanna take my desktop in the tub.
also, all boys deserve love!

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

You can go and deserve love in a thread you belong in, normalcunt.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

I bet that youre a normalcunt yourself but you like to feel special xD

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

interracial only means black and white
nuh uh

Jace Green
Jace Green

gimme some qualifications to belong in here/not belong in here then! if you can give me traits that would keep me from entering this thread through its open gates, then i shall take my leave.

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

1. You're a normalcunt and thus you do not belong.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

i have been blown the fuck out, good sire, please, allow me to rightfully take my leave

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

jowforums.com/thread/54339213/anecdotes #
Well he said depression and not knowing what he wants. I believe him based on my conversations with him.

But I also feel like there were other variables that led to this:

I'm 6 years older, which made it kinda weird even for me
Hes 20 and is unsure of where his career path would lead him
He recently started a job and was in two accidents at the time

The next two were probably the biggest factors aside from depression.

I'm overweight and must have not been his ideal, I should improve myself in the meanwhile for the next boyo who comes along. I cant fault him for this, I have an ideal type too.

I would voice call him alot and msg him alot, sometimes about the same stuff too often, it made me.... boring, I wore off my own "new car smell" and I became complacent, and I guess boring as a result.

Also I probably should focus on myself and hobbies rn. But being 26 I'm not getting any younger, and like many people on this site, I think I have addiction... to attention

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Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

Did you two at least fuck

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

i mean, I'm not particularly into interracial i just thought it would be an edition that'd upset people. although i do have pictures

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

post the pictures then user! i wanna see what kinda boys you like :3

Luke Price
Luke Price

Normalniggers out.
//boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/
//boards.4channel.org/lgbt/

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

you can't call everyone who has different tastes than you a normalfag,cunt,etc
where were you when that footage rampaged about

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

footage
alright I'll wait until I get home to start posting again

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

I belong here beacuse i fail with women and with men,leave me alone

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

Those four posts are blatantly normalfags. They are normalfags, therefore I will call them normalfags. Simple matter.

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

tfw no bf who doesn't respond to seething trannies calling everyone else a norman

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

The top two yeah but the bottom two probably are just fetishists.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

you got rid of meow enjoy your normalfags lol

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

If I don't hate something it's a fetish.

I'm a melon fetishist btw.

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

What else is there to do, wait 20 minutes in between posts for hours only to get random posts like what someone's dream bf height is? that no one will respond to?

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

I guess that's fair but desu I'd like to think there's some cute coloured and white boys scared to post just because how toxic (one) fat guy usually makes these threads.

Thomas King
Thomas King

Imagine if all anons in this thread got together to play mario kart and not have sex at all

William Williams
William Williams

Quality over quantity. Always.

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

These threads are largely pointless desu

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

how do you know he is fat?

Julian Green
Julian Green

im a coloured boy user and i think this toxic guy should die

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Yes we did fuck, best sex of my life.

He still wants to be fwb (apparently), but his libido has been down recently cause of his medicine. I have not had sex with him since he dumped me.

Pls send me a new qt in the northeast, USA area, my collection of femboy clothes and leashes and stuff need someone to wear them ;_;

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Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

not really, i met my (only) friend on here and im hoping to find a bf.
woah lets not go that far, wish upon other what youd wish upon yourself, i hope he realises the error in his ways and works on improving himself.

i hope youll find a cute boy of your preferred colour user!

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

i'm a colored boy user (no "u") and i think this guy should post his fetish

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Woops met for

Tfw no bf to spoon 5ever

John Murphy
John Murphy

wish upon other what youd wish upon yourself
I do wish to die

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

I didn't make that post,you meant to ping

All i get is akward conversations,blue balls and loneliness
EVERYONE IS SO FAR AWAY

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

c'est une bon idee! however, i do think it's pretty redundant at this point.
oh nononono boyu you do NOT be suicidal now! else i hug you! hmph!
yes, i know, but honestly im happy e-chatting with people, i try to cheer everyone up to the best of my ability and i know that meeting in person is the desire of a lot of boys.. mine too...

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

oh man im starting to feel really suicidal now

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

how very DARE you!? you know what this means young man! one (1) tight hug! *hugs you*

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

What are your locations

Cooper King
Cooper King

the Indigo Plateau

Christopher King
Christopher King

w-why do you wanna know random user?

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

i live close to nono

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

please hug even tighter and crush my body user!

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

Western NC

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

pissy old england

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

nope, sorry! crushing boys is not allowed! you adorable edgy qt.

James Jones
James Jones

I need a smol spoon
A what now

How dare you be far away!!
What's your poke team then?

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

ig ill have to resort to using this knife to release my worthless blood then

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

sorry user i'm 6'2 and it's illegal for tall people to be smol spoons.
okay okay okay ill crush you ill crush you! j-just tell me where you are situated so w-we can meet up and NOT use sharp knives for anything related to s-self-harm!! y-yeah? c:

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Zoomer erp hurts my soul.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

im in Australia user, thats prob too far for you

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

Where the northeast usa bussy at

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Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

siiip
wellll, if you can be patient we can meet up sometime in the future and crush you, sound good tu adorable et petit prince?

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

sounds good nice user, pls give discord or i might die

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

Germany my good friend

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

nonoyabusiness

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

o-okay user my discord is christchan#5654 please do not die!!

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

r9gay cringe hours, looks like /soc/ for underages

Anthony James
Anthony James

ohhhh, hey cook! hope you find someone else! still dont know why you removed me at first...

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

This, zoomer posters are embarrassing.

David Green
David Green

tfw no late 20's bf who has goals and is mature

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

go away you manipulative ass

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

bussy
unironically neck yourself you mechanized giggafaggot.

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

we talked for a day, and im on better terms with D. weve both forgot about the whole schabang.

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

That's me but I got dumped recently

Where you at friend?

Srry

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Bussy gang represent. Femboy aesthetics are best aesthetics

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

college emailed me about a program called edge 4 vets
guess i can't cum for a while

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

all these losers which arent on the official r9gay discord
Lmaooooo

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

I'm too antisocial for a discord server so yes I'm a loser

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

shut your cancerous ass up before i fucking kiss you on your lips fucking faggot shill

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Bitches but doesn't post serbia. BAKA

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

Sorry but random losers arent allowed in

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

where do i meet themmmm like in my area

Ethan White
Ethan White

tfw saw a 9/10 twink with a black woman when I was outside today

They're stealing our men boys...

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

ok retard nigger

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Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

is there really an r9gay discord?

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

he isnt in the secret r9gay discord
lmaoing back at you bro

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

I live north of North Yorkshire user

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

eastern bloc dumb homo

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

tfw no yorkshire bf to drink tea with

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

God didn't make you a homosexual, that's on you. An individual being 'gay' reflects a personal moral failing.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

I tried being straight for years, all it did was make me look like a fucking fool

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

You should have tried harder and not given up.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Maybe you should drop the christcuck act and show some of that ass

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

Leviticus 11:9-10 says whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters but not to eat all that have not fins and scales in the seas. Have you ever eaten shellfish user? God didnt make you to eat shellfish...
Leviticus 11:7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you.
surely you have never eaten pork or touched pig hide either, right user? God didnt make you for that... :///

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

The lowest of christcuck takes the interpretations of the bible literally. I spent 4 hours listening to unfiltered autism last night. It was called genesis.

There are valuable lessons in the bible that can be learned and should be passed down but trying to justify bigotry of abnormality is not christian.

That's just the monkey grug brain speaking.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

jowforums.com/thread/54339213/anecdotes
Are you still there sad guy from Germany? If you're lonely and really need someone to talk to you can send me your kik to [email protected], but again, I'm not good at chatting. I just Don't want other people to be depressed

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Also Hans21 on the Tagmap

William Anderson
William Anderson

Hey i sent you an message,thanks for still keeping tabs

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

What are your locations
Poorland

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Uh, sorry, but I'm using just a temporary mail, so I can't answer you. I have Kik, but don't want to post it everywhere. You can send me your kik over the mail or tagmap if you want to chat

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

okay but i won't be able to respond for an hour or so

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

Fuck off. I want a normie bf who can bring me stability and make me genuinely laugh. I'm tired of talking to very damaged people, it only makes me more depressed

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

Go fuck yourself normalcunt.

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Engurland

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

my future bf. i just need to find him

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Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

pls be in lodz

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

I dont want a polack bf

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

Nope. Bring here is comfy, but I'm done dating you types.

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Weird damaged people are so much more interesting. You're missing out.

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Christopher James
Christopher James

Fuck off. Used up normalniggers are not welcome here.

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

I wish I was interesting for being damaged and weird. I'm just boring instead

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

delusional incels still thinking r9gay is theirs

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

land of the finns

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

living clockwork

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

pastaland

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

gib nerdy white bf

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

Where can I find pictures of cute guys kissing eachother and hugging?

I need it to help with the depression of being alone

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Are japanese guys homophobic? After I'm done with my studies I wanna move to japan. t. non weeb

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Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

I liked how you had to state you aren't a weeb, you fucking weeb

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

You're not a weeb just because you like japan

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

You're not a normalfag just because you have a boyfriend

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Woodland
tfw no cute twink bf to fiddle with everynight

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

tfw no bf that loves me for my weird fashion styles

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

Homosexuality is heavily frowned upon in japan. It's a very traditional society. Especially as a foreigner you'll creep a lot of people out. You might be able to make it in a very secular area like shibuya but you'll always always always be closeted.

John Murphy
John Murphy

Fapping after doing your best at the gym and coming back home all exhausted is the best.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

Taking advantage of your bf while he's sweaty and trembling from exhaustion after working hard at the gym is the best. Him complaining that he's gross and needs a shower and you saying that he's REALLY gonna need a shower after you're done with him.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

tfw no bf to pillow talk with

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Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

That sounds very nice but I've never had a bf, so I wouldn't know.

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

prisongay ex will always be lonely because he'll never settle for someone who looks like him

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Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

hets really think they're thing is natural when they literally have to pierce through a layer of flesh that hurts and bleeds.

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

I like connecting on the basis we are damaged but I definitely get wanting to meet a mentally stable person

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

Why did you guys breakup?

Sounds like sweet revenge for ya

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

tfw no hung autistic bf
tfw no hung down syndrome bf
tfw no hung cerebral palsy bf
What the fuck is wrong with me? In my mind, I just want to "help out" guys with the aforementioned disabilities, because I assume they don't have a lot of sex, but why the fuck am I wired this way. I'm still a virgin too because I'm too much of a pussy to actually find/date any guys in my area with those disabilities.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

you want a chris Chan bf?

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

I'm autistic and have a 7.5". I don't know if that's hung or not

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

be autist
get compared to down syndrome bfs
Feels fucking bad man

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

I jerk off 2-3 times a day how do i stop that

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Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Put on a chastity cage and give me the key.

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

Get a bf that makes you want to reserve your cum just for him

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

Find a bf that can jerk you off 2-3 times a day until you're able to not jerk off yourself. Tada, you're cured!

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

Unironically, yes. But he's not hung,

That's pretty good. Are you thick too?

Don't take it the wrong way. I know two girls that told me stories and gave me this fetish, and one of them said she fucked a down syndrome guy from her graduating high school class. She said he was damn near insatiable, and that he fucked her for over 6 hours straight on their first time. The other girl said she got pinned down by a 6'6 autistic guy and fucked for 2 hours straight. Both girls said that they took those guy's virginity.

Essentially, I just want to find a guy to use me to take away his virginity. I don't assume that every autistic/down syndrome guy is insatiable, but they would probably be very hard to satisfy in one night if they're a virgin. And for dudes with cerebral palsy, I just kind feel bad and I'd probably blow them until they're completely drained.

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

If dubs I get a northeast bf

John Miller
John Miller

No, it's only 5" around I think

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

I don't want to go into detail. I'll just say my mom is a better boyfriend than he usually was. That's how little he was able to do, while also coming with a bunch of negatives. I got him to leave me alone for good by just not shaving, and it looks heckin' cute.

I've been having some dating success since.

David Bell
David Bell

you called?

orin

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

Get lost normalcunt. Go to your own boards.

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

That's still pretty good. And what do you mean by you're autistic? Like Chris Chan tier? And are you in California, by chance?

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

make it a rule that you can only jerk off to pictures of me, youll stop in no time!

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

It's interesting how some cumbrains dildo themselves into gaping roasties without having taken an actual penis, while a slutty bottom may have a comparatively tight button.

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Luis Walker
Luis Walker

Wash your hands every time, and then you'll need to stop because your hands are getting too dry.

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

I'm not degenerate enough to be californian and I'm very socially autistic to the point where I can't even use a mic online

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

implying pics of you wouldn't just make me harder
Are you chubby/fat with a small/average dick? Because if so you'll just make me harder.

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

ywn be a woman so you can carry your bfs child

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Natalism is gross.

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

I ask cause I was worried you were my ex

Luckily not lol

Orin? Have contact info?

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Well, that's unfortunate. And don't worry about not being in Cali. It's expensive as fuck out here in LA. Is it ok if I ask what kind of body you have?

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

tfw no sufjan stevens bf

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Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Antinatalism is gross. My parents love me and I want to give that same love to my kids someday

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

in a mans world us boys have to stick together

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

I'm very small and slim I don't know why you want to know that

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

Hey Jake from the maps I just sent you a message :^)

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

I was just curious. If you want me to drop it and leave you alone, I will. I'm sorry I asked.

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

Wait, this thread has a map?

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Stop, this thread as a map?

James Long
James Long

I'm sorry user I'm just tired and a bit drunk

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Yes it does. We got 5 new users in the past 2 days. Here's the link.
tagmap.io/tag/r9gay

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

Don't worry about it, user. Try not to drink so much! Why are you tired?

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

Because it's midnight

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

this isn't /soc/ is it

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Oh. It's almost 4pm for me. Have you been getting enough sleep recently?

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

I've been sleeping early recently.
tfw very blunt and to the point
I fear might genuinely be autistic

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

You've never been diagnosed? And it's good that you've been sleeping early. I need to start doing that.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

tfw no bf to play bl3 at launch with now that it's out on pc

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

i want to pull a boys ass apart and live inside of him.

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Carter Ross
Carter Ross

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO FUCKING HORNY IT'S NOT FAIR

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Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Same. I just want a chubby guy to put me in a mating press and blow deep inside me.

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

went and fucked my local twink fwb
It's too bad he's a bit normie

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Ryder White
Ryder White

clipping my toenails
nowhere to put the ones i took off
put it in one of the empty soda cans all over my desk
go to take a drink of my sprite
i accidentally put my toenails in the one i was drinking

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Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

what does getting turned out mean?

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

I like sprite too!

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

tfw no extremely possessive bf

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

my boyfriend broke up with me last night because of the bible.
because of bullshit faith.
I tell him I love him so much and he says he does as well but we have to be separate
because it's what god wants.
I haven't been able to get out of bed all day.
when I do, I fell over.
I have no motivation to do anything.
I'm already diagnosed with depression, what now?!

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Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

tfw no bf that wants to be 100% mine

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

Tfw no bf that clips my toenails for me

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Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

i only drink sprite 7up and lemonade

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

id be too scared of him accidentally hurting me :(

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

germany
tfw no qt german bf to cuddle

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

welp r9gay is dead.

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

No shit retard. It's been dead for a while.
I blame the literal bf-havers.

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

I blame negative nancies like you!!

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

What is this, I thought r9k was for lonely folks.

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Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

r9k is for g a y b o y s.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Lonely gayboys then

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Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Fuck off normalfag. I bet this post isnt going to be original.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

has fwb
thinks he isn't a normalfag
kill yourself

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

incel mad someones having sex
like poetry

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

calls someone else a normalfag while having sex
gets called out
LOL YOU MUST BE AN INCEL
pottery

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

unironically calling someone an incel

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Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

woah there is someone in my town but i am too shy to say hi

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

now that ive came out my mum always thinks every boy i bring over must be my bf and keeps shipping me with all my boy friends...

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

am i allowed to message a guy on the tagmap if im slightly overweight?

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

You're mom sounds pretty based

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

I haven't came out and probably never will, but my mother still implies that I should ask the gay bois at her or my job out...

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

he suddenly blocked me because of some stupid joke I made that he seemed to take too seriously
Should I just end it now

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

What was the joke? Who blocked you?

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

he mentions how he wants a motorcycle
I'm very timid so I say how I could never drive on myself
says that he wouldn't mind doing the driving instead
end up saying that I'd probably end up clinging to him tight and hiding my face
ends up going on about how we werent made for each other because of how much I'm a pussy
We had only known each other for a few days, but that mixed with the message that I was blocked hit like a fucking brick

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Sounds like you dodged a total asshole.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

I dont get it, he was really nice and we were both flirty back and forth before he suddenly blocked me

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

i havent showered in 5 days

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Are you an AEW fan by any chance?

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

id rather you messaged me because i like chubby tummies!

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

What's your discord, hmm?

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

no wrestling is dum

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

You've done it now.
Get ready for 50 of my signature pure strikes, kid.

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

I don't shower at all when I'm single, mosty just clean butt and pits and change fabric interfaces Tudor style.

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

Are you uncut too? Not him, asking for a friend (me).

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

The only good wrestling move is the mating press.

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Sadly, no. Parents fell for the jewish tricks

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

i have 160 calories left for today and i'm spending it on Funyuns, the thinking man's snack.

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

i'm eating pringles and watching mike tyson videos on youtube!

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

i just ordered pizza for 5th night in a row :(

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

i'm jealous, the pizza shop here is closed or i would have ordered some too

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

i really want to buy some burgers since the place is open until 3am, but i really need to cut back on it

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

tfw I can't blow you while you sit and eat pizza
tfw you won't cum on my slice of pizza
tfw you will never fuck me doggy style while I eat a special slice of white sauce pizza
Life is cruel.

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

Do not sexualize the pizza.

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

just watched gay porn on home tv using plex on our ps4 home alone. is there anyway people will be able to tell?

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

ohhh user, you really fucked up...

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

He's somewhere around Jiangsu. He's also a degenerate.

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

i want a bf who'll let me grab, squeeze, open and stretch him all over so i can know how he works. I want to pull a boy apart and put him back together again.

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

open and stretch him all over

I'm curious as to how that would work?

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

according to christians you're not even allowed to snuggle or even nibble on a boy unless you have a stinky bleeding gaping hole beside your asshole.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

25% of homes have hidden surveillance that the household is unaware of. You are fucked.

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

if you wanted to watch porn on your ps4 just download it onto a usb and watch it on the media player.
not that i've done that

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Gonna buy a onahole tomorrow to see if it helps my 24/7 hornyness but I feel it'll only make it worse

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Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

should you take a boys kiss virginity if you don't plan on marrying him later? serious replies only.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

What kind are you getting? /jp/ has a weeb hole general.

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

my only friend in life is my cat

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Keep it strictly within the context of a committed long-term relationship. If you don't want to date him or don't think it'll work out don't kiss him. Kissing comes very early in a relationship so if you love him but you aren't sure you'll end up married go for it. The first kiss comes long before you can be sure about something like marriage. If it's just a hookup that's a definite no from me though.

William Long
William Long

i just realized it's past midnight, that means i can eat again

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Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

Met a zoomer from here about a month, decided to stick around, why not? He's a pretty nice guy. Do you guys think a 22 year old with a 16 year old is too much of an age gap? I don't want to get serious with him, but I also don't want to string him along. Should I just delete him and not deal with it?

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

finally stop playing games afrer 40 hours
feels like I got born again
time to eat, stretch and hit the gym

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Connor Ward
Connor Ward

It's either you delete him first or he deletes you first.

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

being a pedo
Yikes

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

The absolute difference in terms of the number of years is no big deal but the relative difference in terms of experience and maturity is way too much. I'm almost 10 years older than my boyfriend, but he was already a working adult when we met. The gap is bigger in my case but the important thing is that he wasn't just some schoolkid. You're at different places in life.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

16 years old is pretty old

Prepubescent boys are sexy af tho

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

what the fuck is wrong with you you piece of shit

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

I mean, that's the case with everyone from here.
2 years margin of error isn't that bad I think.
Yeah I'm kind of scared of that as well. I'm doing my masters this year and he's... in highschool. I'm patient and I definetely wanna see him grow up even if he has to rely on me at times.
Now THAT is paedophilia user, stop that.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

common rule: your age / 2 + 7 = lower thanhis age
22/2+7=18 > 16
yes, you're too old (aside from your pedophilia you sick bastard)
(x+6)/2+7=x, x >= 18
<=> x/2 + 10 = x
<=> x= 20
you'd have to wait another 4 years, but since you already started grouping him you should just stop

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

that's the case with everyone from here.
Not with everyone.
More importantly, is he that catholic boy that was floating around here for a while that kept threatening to kill himself?

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Again, some of are jerking it to 20somethinfmgs who look 12, I don't get what's wrong with a 16 year old nice lad.
My experience here has been eh. I wouldn't know, I don't want to interrogate him.

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Trust me, it will never last. He's there for the attention and the freedom to express his sexuality. You're only an outlet for that. Lonely young men are desperate for affection and that's what he's clinging to. The connection is not real. Look for someone older and less eager to entertain a fantasy.

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

I wouldn't know, I don't want to interrogate him.
That's him then. He's going to ghost you eventually.

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

Does anyone else think that womens clothing just fit better and look better than mens? I've only bought womens clothes, close to a year now

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

I bought one from their recommendations forever ago and it was extremely meh and I threw it away I'm thinking of just buying a generic open ended one for easy cleaning or one of those giant full sized asses

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

We've not talked about a lot of sexual stuff honestly, he's quite shy about that sort of stuff (adorable). And, I knew exactly what it feels like, I met my first boyfriend online but it turned into a disaster when we met. I know there's always a chance of it falling apart but still, I like him.
We'll see I guess.
Been buying exclusively womens jeans and tops for a year now, they just ARE better!

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

What are your locations
Sverige

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

mention anything even slightly gay on another board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRANNY COPE DILATE SEETHING COPE DILATE YOU TRANNY 40%40%40% TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY SEETHECOPEDILATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

do gay guys really use their asshole like a girls pussy or is it mostly a porn meme? i always assumed they just used "other means" of getting each other off because that way using their anus sounds disgusting. my only gay friend is telling me im a dumby and its very normal. i dont know if i want to do that though even if it is expected of me...

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

It's okay user, a good alternative which is really cute in my opinion is frotting!

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

implying this doesn't happen in r9gay
I'm pretty sure that's a porn meme user

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

a good alternative which is really cute in my opinion is frotting!
Literally this. If I ever get a bf it would be a huge plus if he is uncut so he and I can both really enjoy frotting.

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

frotting
frotting is purest love and you can't change my mind about that

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Connor Ross
Connor Ross

Huh? I mean it's not really a meme that most gay guys have sex either anally or orally. Obviously alternatives exist like rubbing their dicks together (frotting), but anal is kind of the go-to unless one of the guys doesn't like butt stuff but most guys do. If you don't personally want stuff there then don't have anything up there, but at the same time use some common sense and know that your asshole isn't going be shit filled, most guys clean themselves out before anal with an enema

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

i litterally can't control how loud my moans are. I'm like those people who can't whisper. I'm very loud and wake up everyone in the house.

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

I'm very loud and wake up everyone in the house
ok retard

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

if you haven't had the cum fucked out of you and seen stars and your life flash before your eyes during it then how do you know you are gay?

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

i fucking hate women, so being gay is my only choice

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

why must prisongays break cute boys' hearts?

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

asexuality exists

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

Not true. Swirling your tongue around the inside of his foreskin, and teasing drops of his lust out of him before completely enveloping his cock with your mouth is purer.

Also, having him shoot his cum directly onto your ballsack and having him massage it into your skin with the tip of his cock until you're a quivering mess.

no homo, of course.

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

i have never broken anyone's heart

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

if you've EVER touched your dick to masturbate you are not a bottom you are prison bottom.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

To be fair the only people who pick up ""cute boys"" are prison gays and vice-versa

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Not true. Swirling your tongue around the inside of his foreskin, and teasing drops of his lust out of him before completely enveloping his cock with your mouth is purer.

Also, having him shoot his cum directly onto your ballsack and having him massage it into your skin with the tip of his cock until you're a quivering mess.

tfw this will never happen to me

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Colton Allen
Colton Allen

Am I still prison gay if my cuteboy bf is a top and likes to make me deepthroat him then fuck my ass while choking me and spitting in my mouth?

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

honey literally cope uggers incel

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

a fit boy will never break my skelly body
why live

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

you guys make sex sound like more fun than it actually is

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

will never have a cute boy to kidnap and sexually torture until he develops Stockholm syndrome and falls in love with me

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Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

i'm sure it's pretty good given how society puts so much importance on it and everyone assumes if you're not having sex it's because you can't.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

well as a sexhave i'm telling you it's not

Landon Young
Landon Young

Love me Hyakinthos

Jose Green
Jose Green

It's easy for me to type stuff like that out, because I know what kind of sexual relationship I want, but I'm also prison gay (I swear I'm still straight) and I don't actually want a bf.
I just want a guy I can completely be completely sexually submissive with.
Preferably a chubby guy with a thick uncut dick.

I swear, once I get a gf I'll be straight forever, I'll renounce my desire for cock.

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

Hey Apollo let's go throwing some discuses and hope Zephyr doesn't happen to fling it back at my head! uwu

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Sounds cute user, when are you picking me up?

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Sounds fun hehe lets do that

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

*gets hit by a discus you threw and Zephyr flung into the side of my head* A-...apollo! *dies* x-x

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

Dont worry honey, ill turn you in to a flower and write some poetry on your pettals and give up my immortality to be together with you in death

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

It's easy for me to type stuff like that out,
You're talented, you should hone that skill

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

*plant noises* (roughly translates as: dude I'm the COOLEST looking fucking flower FUCK YEAH I love you honey I'm not even dead I can't be the king of Troy)

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

IM SO ANGRY AAA
WHY ISNT MY BF HUGGING ME RIGHT NOW

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

*hugs u right now*

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Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

Awww cutie, youll go up to heaven with me. But pinky promise me to shave your beard then, because i done want to get stung while kissing ya

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

What beard honey?

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Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

And hone that skill into what, exactly?

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

Novelles du erotisme

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Ow in the original text and later found archeological objects it is said that after he dies he gets reborn to go to olympos but he has a beard. And i dont like bfs with beards cutie

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Whenever I'm able to, where you from?

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

The netherlands :3

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Email your discord to [email protected] and I'll be over as soon as I can~

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Oh I see, and I do agree, beards look dumb!

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

Hyakinthos you sound like a perfect bf.
What is your discord name so we can talk further about ancient litterature :3

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

Ehhh. I don't wanna be known for writing gay fanfics.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

im so fragile im afraid if i get hugged too hard i'll break..

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

my butt eventually spits out all the cum that goes in it. is my body rejecting im gay??

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

sorry but don't ever get involved with suppressed fags :/

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

I swallowed a my FWB's cum a few months ago, and he said that I'm his "pet forever now" because his "seed lives in me". Whenever he cums, he likes to rub it into my skin in places like my dick/balls, my face, my butt, or my belly button. What does it mean? I really hope he's not trying to mark me as his territory?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

Sorry, but you officially belong to him now, those are the rules

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

i told my bf to fuck me his hardest that way if i cum first ill at least have my dignity but he said bottoms don't have dignity then fucked me as slowly and gently as possible and i still came first.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

thats pretty hot & gay user

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

Use a pen-name.
He really does, >tfw no trojan prince bf
Oh no you don't want to hang out with me.

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

Well then, those rules suck. I was wondering why he stopped looking for a steady boyfriend recently, and I'm not ready to come out of the closet. I'm only really a prison gay tier homo, I don't want a full blown relationship. How do I get out?

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

He didnt reply my Spartan prince. He isnt trojan thats paris you doofus

William Clark
William Clark

don't post stuff like that user! it makes me feel funny

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Oh crap you're right, I'm a dummy. Anyway, you're not getting my discord I'm scared of talking with other nerds.

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

Prisongay zoomers eww

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

Welcome back meow

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

any of you pretend you are a top because you are tall but actually want to be a bottom?

William Reyes
William Reyes

STOP ATTACKING ME EVERYONE WANTS ME TO BE A TOP I DONT WANT THIS LEAVE ME ALONE

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

tfw no tall bottom bf to bully with my bigger penis

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

god l want to be spoiled like l do with my bf

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Sorry Aaaapollo! I was busy with stuff. I made a discord!

zephyrisabitch#5654

John Taylor
John Taylor

It's not even that I want to be spoiled, I just don't want tiny roaches expecting me to be chad just because my height starts with 6.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

im thirsty for pee

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

My bladder is about to explode in this boring ass lecture

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

Meow has been here on anonymeowous

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

wtf i swear ive never seen or heard of you before but apparently i have a pending friend request sent to you
have you changed your name or something? i wonder

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

No, but I don't see your friend request! Are you sure you did it right?

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

i have no idea when i sent this, i dont remember doing it but i think ive seen it before and i just didnt question who you were, but its weird seeing your discord now

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Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

I sended it <3 lets go do some throwing, indoors this time :3

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

How old are you guys all?

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

all my bfs underwear have cumstains on them. its disgusting and no matter how much i wash them they stay there.

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

if i swallow my dildo will it technically fuck me inside out?

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

I'm 6'5 with a 4in dick. All I want is to be forced onto my back and fucked until I cum handsfree.

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

26

am i the oldest person here i wonder

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

How old are you guys all?
30

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

why are gay men so damn jealous and bitchy. i want a straight man to be my bf.

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

user it dont work that way

James Gomez
James Gomez

how can i learn to moan like this? //boards.Jow Forums.org/gif/thread/15595590#p15595599

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

I'm 26 too tho

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

someone other than my bf tries to talk to me
eww just go away

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

but what do you look like though?

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Tell us user, is it true that men age like wine? Are you still good looking in your 30s?

Charles Price
Charles Price

Idk, I think I look okay but I am still alone so don't know.

David Bell
David Bell

tmw no old meow bf

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

I would if I wouldn't get banned again

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

can boys smell hormones? when ever i get horny i somehow also get extra attention.

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

can boys smell hormones?
no, that sort of thing only exists in the omegaverse

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

I'm sick of my gf, she's bitter and lost her cute personality.
One of you small submissive gays become mine instead.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

refereed to ass as pussy in Freudian slip
should i just come out of closet now or is there a chance my parents will think it was just a joke?

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

dream about a crystal where if you touch it the world ends, so of course some fat guy cums on it and triggers the destruction of everything and i wake up
didn't even get to see the destruction i had to read it off of some game over screen
what does it all mean?

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Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

my bfs mad at me all the time but he never initiates breaking up. we've never talked about him being mad at me before either. what should i do?

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Meow wants a real bf not a meme one

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

so hopelessly in love

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

Help! So I'm pretty mega gay and have been since I was a kid. Well for some reason I can only masturbate to fucked up femdom shit. I am not interested in woman in my regular pursuits and find them kind of repulsive but when I masturbate it is like exclusively femdom shit and in the past few years has evolved to cuckold shit. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!?!

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

ok user, what kind of body do you have?

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

if you're not underage, have over 5 years sexual experience under your belt and have had multiple bfs you don't belong here.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Heyy uhh Romania anyone pleaseee?

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

wtf is this true? this is the first time I've ever been in an /r9gay/ thread and I just wanted some advice. Is this seriously where all the underage inexperienced gays come or something?

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

everyone cums here

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

okay what if I'm overage, have no sexual experience and had no bfs?

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

i became gay because all my girlfriends said i fucked like a girl. now im a bottom like i always was just never knew uwu

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

tfw no bf to bumo the only thread on r9k

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

tfw no older bf
tfw I can't talk to anybody my age

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

waiting in line for university book ordered online
ask (cute) boy behind me a question
he answers and smiles as if we're going to have a conversation
say thanks and put earbuds back in
This was 2 years ago. I was so taken back by him smiling for seemingly no reason (im not attractive). Now I think the reason he smiled was because he thought i was trying hit on him and he either had recently got a bf, had a one night stand or got hit on by lots of guys the friday night before at a club with his friends. He smiled because it stoked his ego and his misunderstanding made him feel attractive. If i ever see his face again im going to push him hard to the ground then run.

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

so this is what gaycels are like huh...

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

there was absolutely no reason for him to smile there. You try to explain it.

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

Maybe he was just being polite or having a nice day?

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

You're bring too paranoid, that smile is just what most people due, otherwise a neutral or angry face would make it feel like you're bothering them

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

So like what do you do

When it's just like neverending

The search for bf

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

tfw no extremely possessive yandere bf to give me bruises and track me by gps 24/7

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

If thats all there was to normalfags r9k wouldn't exist and i certainly wouldn't be here.

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

What age? How older?

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

some acquaintance wanted to talk with me someday
he wanted to rope me into some fucking pyramid scheme
how to stop looking like a gullible pussy

Jace Price
Jace Price

im so fucking lonely
please someone just hug me virtually

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

*hug*

Location?

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

if you're just "aquaintances" then it doesn't really mean much

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

he just asked for a hug, not for someone to discord their way into his life

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

he thinks hugs are free

Henry Young
Henry Young

What age?
I'm 16 in a week
How older?
Don't care desu

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Yeah he owes interest from his headpat last week

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

user, run. come back in like two years at the soonest. you really should not be here, nor be talking to any of the pedophiles that are now guaranteed to try and flirt with you. please leave, you still have a chance of escaping this place

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

I wish a chubby boy would message me...

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Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

i just lost 10 pounds by not eating anything for 3 days
what in the fuck is wrong with my digestion? i'm pretty sure it's literally always been this slow.
also i could swear i have more of a waist now which is obviously bullshit since it's literally defined by my ribcage which surely hasn't retracted.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

hi I am messaging you right now!

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

in an emergency the body will redistribute fat to give you child-bearing hips. that seems like the only logical explanation

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

that sounds like bullshit but still seems more reasonable than my theory of my mind trying to trick me into starving myself

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

i've been counting calories to lose weight and i want to weight myself but i'm worried that it might discourage me if i see there's no difference yet. also i don't remember the last i've pooped

James Perez
James Perez

no recent, good yaoi doujins
Jow Forums overrun with normalfags
no unironic weeaboo bf
This sucks man. I just want someone into niche Japanese games to befriend and maybe eventually more with

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Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

Which niche Japanese games did you have in mind?

John James
John James

I could apply, but that picture is pretty lewd. Are you only interested in lewd?

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

"to befriend and maybe eventually more"
unironically uses a picture depicting violent anal gay sex
are these le pure posters?

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

Nothing in particular. I just finished Panzer Dragoon Saga and plan on continuing Grandia next.

No

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

i'm gonna go to Target. Do you guys want anything?

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

stale front of the store popcorn

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

One bf, please.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

Going to try something, I'll post here in a couple days if it works.

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Carson Adams
Carson Adams

One 32 year old Czech guy please

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

do you need a camera too?

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Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

One 25+ polack bf

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Hello future boyfriend, how do we meet

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

a cute brit bf

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

So what are you looking for? Someone to play Japanese games with?

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

bf with BMI under 25 who doesn't mind my autism and also isn't simultaneously an exclusive top and too vanilla to even enjoy a bottom in a chastity device, I'm talking about someone specific here

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

location please friend

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

Do you live in California? Because if not, well only have fleeting moments together in our dreams.

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

Already have one but thanks for the offer friend

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Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

rainy old england

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

I like doing nails, it's therapeutic. Really want to paint mine black but I'm too much of a pussy.

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

tfw still no bf whose armpits I can sniff to relax

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

south east here pls love me

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

tfw no rimjob bf to sit on his face

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

live down the street from supermarket
only go there at night, because I want people to think I have a job
on my way there see a bunch of young people going out and enjoying friday night
buy a bunch of ready made froze meals,a chocolate cake, some green onions and a chocolate bar
handsome, well put together guy is behing me in line
he is buying wine and a bunch of quality ingredients for a home made dinner for sure
get embarrassed for being such a clear mess
get sad because he'll never be my bf
I wish I cared less what people think of me, and I wish I had a job and the stability that comes with it.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

do you have a throwaway discord you want to chat on or something?

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

if you use a throaway discord there's something to hide about your normal one which more often than not means sluttery or normal faggotry

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

tfw no bf to help bump the thread

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

how about kik? or you can post your discord

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Is this just fucking /soc/ now? Unironically asking, I get discordposting that's borderline inevitable anywhere on the internet these days but kik? Really?

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

implying having a discord in the first place isn't a display of turbo normalfaggotry

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

Yes, unfortunately. The thread is teeming with zoomer normalfags with bfs or ex bfs.

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

sorry no kik im not a normie, and i don't want to post discord

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

It's just odd to see such a drastic shift in such a small amount of time, I actually bothered to waste my time scrolling up and it's somehow more pathetic seeing obvious normalfags try their hardest to seem broken or like they belong here

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

it's somehow more pathetic seeing obvious normalfags try their hardest to seem broken or like they belong here
holy shit i wasn't sure why it seemed that the threads were getting a bit cringey but i honestly think this is why

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

hey Anons if you had a bf what would your perfect date night be?

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

it's hard for me to even imagine what i'd like.

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

Staying inside all day and playing vidya

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

Anything as long as we're alone. Maybe we could cook something for dinner and then play coop vidya.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

Annoyed and cranky
The OP Creates a thread
For the loney boys

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

I have a bf and we've had a few perfect dates ama.

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

There is no artistic merit in haikus.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

the love between men
distant like two mountain peaks
cold, high and aloof

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Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

i need a server where i can regularly post selfies because i fucking die if nobody tells me that i'm cute

William Sanders
William Sanders

Shut up, I dont care.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

My way his gaze turns
His Tongue spit venomous prose
Upon my dire poems

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

Oh, me, me! I love telling people they're cute!!!

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

cant conceptualise having a bf
otherwise probably food delivery and videogames/film, or maybe a nice evening walk

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

there's an entire board dedicated to that, it's called /soc/! do you just not go there because you're so average looking that the only way you'd be seen as cute is in front of a bunch of losers that take whatever they can get :D?

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

do you just not go there because you're so average looking that the only way you'd be seen as cute is in front of a bunch of losers that take whatever they can get
spot on

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

Crossing the (((rainbow))) bridge to meet your canadian bf at niagara falls. Going to a haunted house and having him cling to you the whole way, then getting a photo of him being spooked at the end. Playing dino golf and seeing the ripley's believe it or not museum. Riding the boat into the mist under the falls to cool off on a hot summer day. Smoking a legal joint behind your hotel and holding hands on the walk to get dinner at a nice little japanese restaurant. Riding the ferris wheel to the top at sunset and sharing a kiss over the falls.

Come on user you can do so much better.

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

That sounds genuinely awful and unenjoyable.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

joint
ew

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

not sure i could expose myself in public like that, my bravado turns to dust as soon as i am comfortable with anyone and going to tourist trap areas sounds like a nightmare
glad you had your fun though

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

It was a lot of fun! You don't have to be so jealous user.

Xavier James
Xavier James

incel rock and fighting games

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

he thinks grandia is niche

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Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

what rock is the most incelcore?

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

he doesn't use a throw away discord so he doesn't get doxxed and blackmailed into becoming a tranny

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

he posts content which can be used to blackmail him
Disgusting.

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

Holy shit there are so many countries in Africa I didn't know about

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

tfw no bf that I can impress by naming all 50 u.s states

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

whats your favourite?
mines niger lmao gottemmm

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

flint the rock

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

he doesn't realize forming relationships requires making yourself vulnerable and doesn't make preemptive measures to protect himself from the sociopaths that target people on r9k

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

forming relationships
Out.

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

implying I could ever form a healthy relationship with someone

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

he's such a schizo that he genuinely believes there's a cult of people from Jow Forums of all places capable of convincing autists that shit their pants when they hear a discord notification to take hormones which even if acquired illegally are incredibly tedious to get and rarely show any effects unless used for years on end in tandem with other hormones

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

There's European countries I didnt know about

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David Thompson
David Thompson

i'm going to hit gay death soon and i'm gonna be alone for my entire life
i dont want to be over 20 years old

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

not knowing slovenia
reminder that georgia is a country

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

gay death is a meme made up by hookup fags

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

i thought didnt know Belgium or the netherlands were countries until last month lmao

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

tfw you bait a discord tranny shill successfully

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

oh
i'm still going to be alone for eternity

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

imagine not knowing every country

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Slovenia
Cute language.
dummy burgerclaps

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

yeah? name 5

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

Lesotho, apparently it has the lowest life expectancy in the world but it also has a funny name.
If someone told me to locate all the balkan countries in a map I'd probably get them all wrong.

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

laugh at burgers for not knowing every country in europe
while not knowing most of the african and asian countries
/diabolical/

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

Only Slav country that matters to me is the Czech Republic.
I know about Georgia that ones famous but I thought this was some mandela effect type bullshit with Slovakia.

Those still trip me up.

They have their own language?
Euros have cute accents I'll give them that.
:DDDD

Same here, might get a couple right because of memes but thats it.

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Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

would you date a boy with a 4 incher?

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

tranny discord is overblown and a bunch of people who get off to the fetish of being "blackmailed", but random malevolent schizos who float around are not
its also sensible to not put your online persona in a place where you can get outed as not only a fag but a desperate loser one at that

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

Czech Republic.
a very specific country
do you like beer?

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

would you date a boy with a 4 incher?
is he an uncut boy?

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

they are uncut

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

talk before hand
go to restaurant
go on walk after to digest, check out neat city sites / hike
go back to place / hotel
cuddle / kiss / sex

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

I would date him regardless if I like him, but uncut is a big plus.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

Indeed it is.
No, I don't drink.

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Blake Bell
Blake Bell

why is uncut better?

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

damn i kinda suck at this desu

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Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

It's a preference thing and I am also uncut and would want us to frot.

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

watching comfy dr stone documentary
have a primal urge to facefuck the animation director every time hes on screen
Theres no going back, bros...

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

Post the animation director

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Tell me you dont to aim for the mole

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Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

If you find this guy attractive then there's hope for me

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

You're saying that as if he was ugly or something.

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

where do femboys go when they reach 40?

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

to hell, where else

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

there's 4 ways the femboy goes when his looks inevitably fade
there's of course suicide, some are convinced that aging is a made up concept
then there's some who grow out of it because for a lot of people it really is a phase, i mean just imagine your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt.
then there's some that just take the tranny pill and go full woman, which ironically sometimes also leads to suicide so there's that
then lastly there's some that just continue to cross dress and pretend they are anime grill boys well into their decrepit old age, so again just imagine your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

just imagine your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt.
Well there's a fetish I didn't think I had, thanks user!

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

your father in knee highs and a tennis skirt.
fuck you for reminding me of all those dudes on craighlist

Angel White
Angel White

my crush wants me to pick a movie for us to watch tonight. im too worried about what to pick and his judgement. should i just pretend i don't watch movies and don't know what hes talking about?

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

trips i get bf

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

can't go wrong with tw!nk taking 10 inches

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

dubs and user becomes my bf

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

nobody said being a boy was meant to be easy.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Dubs and I'll die by the end of this year

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

dubs and my peepee increases in size when i wake up in the morning

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

trips and Ill get a job

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Where you from lad?
Original

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

east coast USA, hope you're close by

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Cute boys that you can be friends with make the best companions

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

New thread appreciating fit men
jowforums.com/thread/54395119/anecdotes