I am a saint among men

I am a saint among men
> I have never harmed
> I have never hurt
> I have never angered
> I have never trolled
> I have never tricked
> I have never stolen
I am a saint
> I dont hate
> I don't complain
> I dont argue
> I dont judge
> I don't question
> I don't annoy
I am a saint
> I am not greedy
> I am not lustful
> I am not envious
> I am not prideful
> I am not wrathful
> I am not gluttonous
I am a saint
> I am virgin
> mfw thats the price of being a saint

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Oh shit Jow Forums is technically the Vatican of Jow Forums

to think of yourself as being without sin, is a sin.

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Thank you for the enlightening comment, user

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I'm probably a shitty person but a-atleast I have a 9 inch pp.

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Sloth

Sloth might be my sin

if that doesn't make me a saint today crucify me user.

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if i had 2 more inches i would be average its not my fault my dad isnt packing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins#Pride

Technically, saints are dead, because a saint is one who lives in heaven. The saints named by the church are those known for sure to be in heaven.
You are indeed virtuous however, and perhaps you will be a saint when you pass on.
Let's hope we make it brothers.

I apologize i am human. however i live and i learn forgive and acknowledge pride is a hell of a sin i must admit i am sorry once again.
I don't believe anyone is able to choose who is going to heaven and who isnt. yet we try my fellow user do right and hope for the best.

>I don't believe anyone is able to choose who is going to heaven and who isnt.
Is it not men that choose their ultimate fate with their actions? Have not the damned and the saints chosen their place with their mortal deeds?

A saint in public might be satan in private.

with all the pedophiles going around i dont think anyone could deem one a saint and another damnd. Only god knows

Chastity is a virtue user

Indeed

yet if i had a choice

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Saint user how do I achieve this level of enlightenment?

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I better get those 72 virgins

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hi user are u there

>hi user are u there
Y-Yes.

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That's what I said. One's true actions, not their appearances, is what earns them their fates.

oh you actually are
how are you user whats up

>how are you user
I'm f-fine and you?
>whats up
I went to a psychiatrist today.

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I'm not doing so great, it seems my power supply died or something so i cant use my pc.. had to spend 47 euros on new one, and im pretty broke in general so i had to ask my mom for the money
I go to a psychiatrist too sometime but not so much anymore, it helped me with my social anxiety but not my depression, so i just stoppes being honest about whats in my head because the advice i get isnt satisfying, and ive tried lots of different psychs and its always the same

Oh no are you depressed user?

I mean with 9 inches one would think youre drawning in puss yo and dont have time for dat shit.

tell your psychiatrist next time
(blow road comey comey)

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DonT MAk fUm OF RELIGion Of PieCe U SluT

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Reach wizard level of virgin

>I'm not doing so great, it seems my power supply died or something so i cant use my pc.. had to spend 47 euros on new one, and im pretty broke in general so i had to ask my mom for the money
That's a shitty situation;(.
>and ive tried lots of different psychs and its always the same
Only happi pills will work. I wish you very well, I hope you'll lose your depression Oh no are you depressed user?
Y-Yes and I need a bigu brainu test.
>one would think youre drawning in puss
I'm a virgin.
>tell your psychiatrist next time
N-No I don't want to fuck up lol.

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>I don't annoy
>says the cancerous frogposter

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i never took any pills cuz im afraid theyre just a bad thing in the end
i just want affection and to get rid of this loneliness

>i never took any pills cuz im afraid theyre just a bad thing in the end
Me too but I realised they're probably the only way out of this misery.

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> I don't annoy
you annoyed me with that frogshit

I am a Man
>I am honest, brutally.
>I do hardcore drugs for fun and life education, and not to escape. I worked my will power.
>I am spiritual and the Lord is praised by me, but by being Man, I sin. I have sex with men out of disinterest in sex all together.

Do not avoid the world, experience it.

where are you from user
orignly

>where are you from user
Germany.

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oh neat.. my dad lives in germany currently
btw is there anywhere i could add you to talk to you more, im sleepy

You can email me [email protected] I'll send you my discord id then.

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OP is right, virginity IS the price of being a saint- or at least it tends to be.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19350760
>First, and in line with prior research, we find that there is a strong positive association between sex partners and antisocial behavior.
Nice guys unironically finish last.

My question is

Is virginity worth it tho?

Of course not. But some of us are just nice by nature.

Im glad this thread achieved a hookup

>Raises wine glass
Here to me and to you guys

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