Leave dorm room

whys the hallway so slim

Step over them on my way out, but in such a way that my toes "accidentally" brush against their thighs and panties.

>what do college girl thighs smell like
Chad's cum

AlI men are rapists.

I would honestly grope them, fuck anyone who disagrees.

>"PFFT, Dumb white bitch behavior. "

Then, I'll turn 360 degrees and go back to my dorm

Getting brushed by a toe isn't rape, sweaty

Alert campus patrol. Wonder why I'm in dorms, as I'm over 30

Check for a pulse and then call an ambulance.

Wanna get brushed by my toe later, sweating

If there are no cameras...
Put sharpies in their butts and put shit on their hair

>Check for a pulse and then call an ambulance.
gay

*go back to room*
*put on my Pandora really loud*
*something with lots of vibration*

Sure but you don't live anywhere near me.

>Just in: The incel epidemic is continuing to rise as two femal University students have been sexually assaulted by a white male who has been described by his peers as "very isolated " and "a creepy virgin ". More at 11

Actually I do, I live in ohio

>white male
more like yellow or currycel.

*emerges from around the corner*
You were saying?

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lick them feet

I don't live in Ohio. Sorry buddy.

ASSFUCK THE BLONDE ONE.
This is the correct answer.

This looks like it was taken in student halls somewhere in the UK. Seeing this makes me angry that I was such a fucking autist when I was that age, and also makes me wonder why the people I was put with in halls were all ugly

if they're awake, i'd tell them to get out of my way
if not, i'd just go back into my room

Get back in my room and try again after 10 minutes because i dont like interacting with people.

So do i. I hope you arent from he northern part

>wat do
COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

prod them to see if they will wake up, and tell them to go back to their rooms.
If they dont wake up I will drag them into my room and take pictures/videos of them and then place them back in the hall

Go back in my room and do nothing; getting involved is a good way of getting accused of rape either immediately or later down the road.

Cleanse them with fire to restore honor to Allah.

>I'll turn 360 degrees and go back to my dorm
idiot

Stick this up their assholes or vagoos

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See if they are alive and then call the police if they are not ok to get back by themselves

Pick a permanent marker

>Wat do?
Politely inform them that they are blocking a fire exit and are creating a fire hazard by being there, and if they do not get up I will call security on them.

Theres something that i used to hear girls say to their friends "the bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe"

Oh. Thatz wut i was gunna write tho desu.

y r u so fat tho?

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Originally Go back to plebbit newfag

Kick them until they get up, yelling that they're whores.

>Kick them until they get up, yelling that they're whores.
Fucking this

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Take pictures of them and then walk over them and leave to where ever I was going

the best comment in this thread

Question why the fuck I was in college, and not working a trade.

like cottage cheese you left bake out in the sun for three weeks

Jizz on their soles

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Make sure their alright

get out my mora and slice off their arms and legs

I fucking hate women

They look sexy as fuck but are probably dirty as fuck too. How can you fuck/lick feet that have been walking on a disgusting dirty floor with god knows what sticking to those soles now? That's like fucking the floor itself. Yuck

>That's like fucking the floor itself.
this, fucking dirty footfags worse than normal footfags

Newton's fourth law of thermodynamics, fpbp, strikes again

Hey no offense to normal footfags. Tits, ass, face, even thighs and hands are okay to fuck but somehow not feet? That's bullshit. Having some beautiful, recently washed feet to worship and cum all over is godly.

Wonder why I'm in a dorm cause I'm 42 years old

Then call campus control to remove that rodent off the hall

feet are really nice and sexy. I don't think normies even disagree. Its just that they dont want to be associated with gross dirty footniggers

>I'm 42
impregnate me

>I don't think normies even disagree
Of course not, most normies are liberal as fuck, fucking different people every night and having no inhibitions when it comes to fetishes

>he's a lickfag
Eww user feeties are for fucking and rubbing

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Start rolling my camera, take note of the current time, go back to my room, call the fucking security or police, and keep my camera on with me on sight until they come.

I don't want to go to jail just because dumb girls got drunk and will probably have a post-regret morning after they realized they got fucked and trashed by the chads they thought they'd be waking up with.

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probably stand there for a bit, maybe get a soda and nudge one of them with my foot before stepping over them and going wherever I was going

This is obviously bullshit. I've been inappropriately touched by plenty of women before.

The only reason men rape more often is because women have way easier access to sex. There's no reason to rape when you can just start feeling up people at a bar, knowing you'll go home with one of them, and most importantly, that the other guys who decline won't even bother to report you touching them.

If anything, men are way more cautious approaching potential sexual partners.

Rape is about policing the sexuality of unattractive men. Women and Chads by definition can't rape, although in polite society we pretend they can, but mostly so ugly men don't blackpill themselves into wanting all women dead

>not taking a dump between her legs and framing her for it.

Ugly women as well though. As I mentioned in my previous post, they have no fear of touching a man inappropriately.

I have 4 sisters and alot of female friends, which only makes them more brazen, because obviously when I'm talking to one girl, I'll definitely be interested in her as well.

The point I'm trying to make is that rape currently is a crime that only men can commit (according to laws in the western world - even if they technically count for bother genders)

If I randomly walked up to a girl and put my hands down her pants, i'd be thrown out of the club and get beaten up/arrested. When women do the same it's more like "oh, she's just drunk and horny, it's fine, she didn't mean anything by it"

Maybe it's just double standards because women are physically weaker than men, but still.

I am agreeing with you. Women are uncomfortable that guys like me, and not just Chads, want to fuck them too

I agree with you as well. Frankly it bothers me how women can safely sexually harass or assault you, both physically and verbally, while everyone around will just laugh their asses off the situation and genuinely call you fucking "lucky" to be there.

take picture of them and also picture with their faces in them, wait for exam season, make an anonymous facebook at a public library and post those pictures to university facebook pages and spam them till i know who they are then send the pics to their family.

To add to the above, because I feel the need to explain myself:

I'm a below average 5'11 guy who goes to the gym 3 times a week. I'm not a chad by any means. I just guess I'm way more approachable. In general women will still aim for the top 5% of men, but they'll settle for less if they can't get it (at the time or ever). They'll also settle for less when they get older.

We can bitch about it, but that's just how the world works. Men are just way more desperate for pussy, which makes life extremely easy for the average girl.

>We can bitch about it, but that's just how the world works.
they dont believe their life is extremely easy and still demand jobs taken from men with more experience and qualifications than them.

Mostly true yes, I've tried to explain it to a girl friend. Most women are insecure, which makes it easy to manipulate them. They're driven by emotions, not rational thinking.

For example, a 5'4 girl weighing 110 lbs with a 7/10 face literally told me that if she went into a bar asking any guy "want to have sex?" , that she'd be rejected 100% of the time. So far her success rating is more like 95%...

Find someone they know, hopefully a friend or a dorm adviser maybe, and tell them to get their fucking girls.

i bet her feet smell RANK, i bet her flats peel off leaving little black flecks of salty, sweaty insole leather impacted on the face of her footpad's skin, every pulse of her heart flushing apart the wrinkles in her soles that had been mashed together since she put them on, every throb unsealing more vapors of steamed sweat from the crevices of her toes where they had fermented all day

>Falling this hard for an old meme
Out. NOW

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