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Hurting feelings edition

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First for Ai Ai Ai

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Oh, when you walk by every night
Talking sweet and looking fine
I get kinda hectic inside
Mmm, baby I'm so into you
Darling, if you only knew
All the things that flow through my mind

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big up neska for being a top girl. I hope she get a nice job.
>owns a gun
>watches zizek
>has a footfetish
>very literate and intelligent
she's super pretty too. I have no chance at all. Wait I she came into britfeel and talked about the shadow chancellor. I talked to her! I TALKED TO A GIRL!
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Was born in Blythe. Was made in Britfeel

Can't believe there was lad in here saying Frasier isn't funny. It's absolutely hilarious. The lad must have been an absolute brainlet. When Frasier is on top form farcical genius it can't be beaten.

Im
In
Heaven
With ma boyfren, my lovely boyfren

*Slurps intensely into the thread*

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Any1 heading 2 uni soon?
Any advice from bois who've been?
Kinda looking 4ward but sorta scared 2.

You will not make any friends and hate every second of it
This is projection so believe this or dont

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You need to get out the house lad.

Shes balding and into radical humiliation with blacks tho

Hated every minute of it. Didn't talk to anyone unless forced for seminars for 4 years. Didn't make any friends, didn't go out with anybody and had to travel 4 hours every day. Wouldn't reccommend. Now I'm NEET anyway

That was me. Don't do the "brainlet" shite, that's such a cop out. There is no such thing as a sophisticated sitcom.

What's with their accents aswell? No one in America speaks like that

can I go to Rachel's house?
proofs pls
I spend 3 years wanting to die but just talk to people and eventually you will make friends. Pls make an effort or you will end up like us

Lots of fit 90's tarts in pantyhose too

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Is this from that anime you spam?

Who would have thought escaping NEETdom would do wonders for my mental health I absolutely despise having to wake up early in the morning but at the same time it feels good having a routine as well as actually feeling tired when I go to sleep rather than staying up till 5am
Still miss it tho

Not posting screenshots of private messages.

i get worse in work and better in unemployment

thank god my family is rich so i can live at home forever

larpy larp mclarp larp

>Chika and You as traps
About to have sex anyway desu but this has made me DIAMONDS oof

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Aye. It's alright, don't expect to make friends easily, remember to keep your eyes on the prize which is a degree and a chance at some kind of OK paying job.
I dropped out the first time because I never bothered going to lectures or tutorials and fell massively behind. I could have tried to catch up but I didn't. The next time I went when I was a bit older, the workload seemed really daunting but my dad just to break everything down into smaller hurdles.
>this week I have x reading for these classes tutorials/
>this semester I'll have whatever coursework/exam for each module
I just focused on what I had to do to get through each module and pass and eventually I had a degree at the end of it. I don't use it for my current career, but I'll probably go back to uni and study a different degree relating to my current job and the first degree is technically a wee bit useless but it gently reintroduced me into academia and I know how to tackle studying again after a few years so there's that. Good luck lad, let us know how you get on

I get the feeling this is the big lie
she seems very left wing so Idk why she would get off on that anyway
routine is the closest thing to divine intervention. Well done lad. Get a good nights sleep.

sissy bottoms arent allowed to get hard

>Japanese failing at being traps
Easy mode trap genetics and still manage to fuck it up. What chance do white guys have

went in to order my debit card today. excited af.

I have been playing baulders gate dark alliance on the ps2. It's pretty good. It's a lot like diablo

Routine is for faggots. I'll fall asleep mid wank at four in the afternoon. When I wake up I've been thrown out of McDonald's.

I mean i'd like to not believe it...
My halls r literally across the road so i guess i might avoid some of ur problems.

As i said i'm in halls so i guess i shouldbe forced to which is ok. i've been in my room pretty much all summer so i know this is a chance to break the cycle b4 it swallows me.

Ty 4 the info tho bros

I have deep admiration for your fearlessness

You're a fucking normie. Get rekt

My Dad was just telling me about how his father worked in RAF Research and Development during the war.

I on the otherhand just did a test for a cash handling tesco job and just realised an hour ago I should have multiplied all the conversions on the quiz not divided. I got my mothers intelligence sadly.
He didn't directly work on the V2 rocket stuff but when the war ended in Europe they celebrated by launching a model V2 the unit director had had his son build. Apparently it went a couple of miles and they always joked it killed a cow.

Anyway pretty funny to think of this Top Secret cutting edge technology the whole world was clamouring for and the RAF just handed the plans off to a teenage boy to have a crack at building one.

It's fucking great. Totally changed who I was, for the better. Got me out of the shithole I grew up in, learned everything I needed to get into the job I wanted, where I wanted it and made most of my friends there. Just fuckin brace yourself, the smell of anime society hits you like a concrete wall first time round.

Your humble bragging about getting bummed makes people dislike you.
>my far left Amerimutt 4tranner isn't a degenerate
Okay lod whatever but do the math

ty man, yeah i just hope i can keep the motivation up cause thats what fucked my A-levels. sounds a bit stupid but the goal is money and a good job so if i just keep thinking abt it i should pull thru. maybe have some good times along the way aswell,

>He didn't directly work on the V2 rocket stuff
well it was built by the Germans so l'd hope not

or you could not go to anime society

Um

I've noticed you around

Um

I find you very attractive

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How come you reckon I am fearless? Is it meant to be a hard game or something

I could probably stay at home for a few years but although I don't enjoy working having a routine and a plan for the day has helped me so much and I just didn't have the willpower to do it on my own as a NEET when you sit rotting away and time just flies by you can't imagine trying to change at least for me
Thanks lad I 100% agree

>tfw you reply to the wrong post
sorry lad haha. enjoy ur game tho

>do the math
larp + larp = larp

Thx yeh im no into all tht weeb shit so imma avoid all that cringe shit thatll make me a lifetime V-Card holder. On getting out of ur shithole tho, im kinda sad to leave my city; like if i didnt live there it'd probs b my no.1 place 2 go. Where i'm going is gr8 too just very diffrent. Glad 2 hear u had a good 1 tho.

I've been NEET for 15 years now. Having a job would kill me, but it would be nice to leave me utter shithole of a house and live somewhere that I can walk without fear of being stabbed.

Any fun ideas for fucking around in GTA V story mode de lads?

well I meant studying it. yea.

huff gas

Aye mate I know what you mean. I've been a fugging underachiever all my days, but just do your best and try and be kind of organised about it.
I never cared much about making pals at uni, but I made a few and had a few fun nights in the pub with them, but they turned out to be cunts in the long run and I don't bother with em anymore. Group work is a fucking nightnare for autismos like us, but it's the best opportunities I found to make mates to go to the pub with - no fucking way I could have just went up to random people at lectures and talked to them. If you're in a group, mature students are generally the best to be partnered up with since they put more effort in (in my experience) and they're usually quite easy to get along with. Younger zoomer normies and roasties find it hard to hide their disdain for non normies.

Impossible. Comfy midnight pajama parties watching bread anime in a lecture hall with robots and fembots for my first year. Had to be done.

Had a very shameful wank lads. Orcs fucking an elf whilst sticking his head into a bucket of orc piss.

haha pretend you know another player's name and keep saying you'll buy their mum a pint gets em every time

15 years is a long time I was only NEET for just over 2 and it already feels like constant inactivity for that long has made me slightly mentally slower so I can't imagine it would be easy for you to adjust to something completely different but having a goal such as wanting to live somewhere nicer is at least something you could potentially plan for and then just take it slowly each day
I like flying the fighter jet in first person across the mountains

>his head
ffs lad you couldnt even wank to a female elf?

any drug dealer man in?

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Tru, i think now i can focus on 1 subject it'll be easier, and i sorta like reading about it (It's law so i dont believe any1 who says they genuinely enjoy it but) but i just need 2 keep the focus. I usually do alright if im forced into situations but thats the problem i guess, if i can get out of it i usually do. Who knows tho; just hope im not neighbours with a bunch of gigachads or summit.group work @ uni sounds well better than college tho. thx 4 all the help man

Only time I wank to animated females is if they're a Draenei and they have a massive cock. 2D is my shameful wanks. My 3D wanks are very vanilla and straight.

for me it's listening to karma poliece imagining killing my childhood boolies

>I don't why a far lefty american would be into radical humiliation which is based on fetishizing white guilt
Hmm you need to read more, don't you know cuckolding is for leftwing intellectuals? like crona.

it was years ago m8. move on for your own sake.

That's 100% sophie turner flesh and blood
>has a footfetish
She a lesbian?

>That's 100% sophie turner flesh and blood
w-what?
I fucking hope not. she seems perfect. I'm too drunk to talk about her tbqh so I should stop
stop slandering my future gf

You told me you don't like orc porn? Incase has good orc porn.
>ywn gangbang a elf boi with your orc pals

I don't speak to anyone here so I think you got me mixed up with someone else, friend.

Good luck little lad, the world is your oyster

It is for now.
ty user, godspeed

Weird how rightwingers tend to be into femdoms and leftwingers are into cucking.
Heard people in opposite political groups have different brainwring as well.

Its not slander if its true.

>leftwingers are into cucking.
it's a right wing fetish

u r probably crona or whoever the lad that gets off on being mean all day is. I get happier and stronger and faster by the day, and you will never catch me.

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THE DAY BELONGS TO THE DRUNK MAN

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True, best predictors for political conservatism/liberalism are personality traits like conscientiousness and openness. You don't look at the facts and form an opinion, you have a predisposition and try to find arguments to justify it. That's why conservatives and liberals will never truly be able to agree on most topics.

i'm trying to remember an old sketch from a tv show or a movie i think i dont remember. my memory is fuzzy so this might not be accurate

its in black and white. this lad's behind a till and he asks his girlfriend how many men she has been with before him. they argue, she leaves and the next customer comes in, and he says "my girlfriend fucked 9 guys" or something and the dude replies "all at once?"

what the FUCK was that?

Its not though that's just what shitposters say to rustle polbabies, you're using that retarded logic of if you hate it then you must want to have secretly fuck it.

it's the movie Clerks and it's 36 dicks

it's racists who get of on women 'dehumanising' themselves by fucking blacks.

whoever it was asking about rachel, i'm pretty sure she's only into girls. she also has split personality disorder, and recently dated an underaged trans trip from mtfg

Just finished watching the last 6 episodes of YuGiOh with my sister

I know most people here don't wanna hear it but reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue is like the perfect fucking place for this. They'll find anything for you

Fascinated by naval history and birds (the winged variety),

Who else /oldman/ interests?

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Arise! Arise! Sons of britfeel! Spears shall be shaken ! Shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a britfeel day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
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please I want to fall in love I am so alone. please let me be happy I want to be happy before I die

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for me it's listening to c.r.e.a.m. and remembering all the money my parents wasted on me

>/oldman/ interests?
it's cute lad. Do you birdwatch. Do you want to expend the effort telling a rather drunk man about an awesome naval victory?

you cant fall in love with someone you've never met

>another lad from school got a gf
pure angry and lonely desu

>SP gets cucked and humiliated by Mayuri
>SP still sucks up to him

Mayuri is a chad.

Oh no he can. He's blackpilled now. And blackpilled means you obsess over women who couldn't give a fucking fuck if you're alive or not.

they loved you thought lad. That;'s all that counts
I've fallen in love with girl's I've never met before. If we connect then just try and stop me getting on that flight
I feel you lad. Delete the social media if you don't talk to anyone. You don't need those bastards

She'd twist you round her little finger and take advantage of you and leave you worse off than before

Nothing can stop my ascent to chaddom and brilliance. I will rise from the ashes of a decade of misery and save myself. I believe now in myself.
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Your assuming that's why everyone does it, racists like shippy fantasy about dominating black women not getting dominated by a black man, also you're assuming racism is inherently rightwing.

You have to pretty open minded to let someone else fuck your partner which isn't a rightwing trait and its about being inferior, what type black hater would let one fuck his wife? One who's doesn't feel superior which is what racism is all about really, thinking you're superior over other racial groups.

top lad mate, cheers

t.edgelord who says nigger and faps to blacked

>some lads find a magic coffin that lets them become ghosts for a short while
meh. Idea was different l guess although reminded me of Hollow Man at some points because some of them use this chance to do messed up stuff. Nothing special.

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Got a plan have you SP or will you just sit there feeling sorry for yourself, but this time with a smile on your face

what would you do as a ghost movielad?

everything is falling into it's right place. I will leave your ilk in the dust.

Don't get any big ideas SP, they're not gonna happen.

He'll wake up tomorrow, have a wank then just fall right back into the same routine

You will rot as I ascend.

I have to force myself not to bully bant sp but he has to make it so hard.