Be neet

>Be neet
>Be neet
>Starving to death
>Been applying to 10+ jobs a week for past 9 months
>Recently one place called me for interview, food service, no experience necessary
>Go in, some stacy still being interviewed. Wait 30 minutes like a good goy.
>She gets an offer on the spot
>Finally, manager comes to me to me
>My interview lasts 30 seconds. Asked me one question.
>My interview lasted less than 1 minute before I got kicked out and some Stacie's lasted an hour and got instantly hired
Why the fuck do people say getting a job is easy

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What was the question and what was your answer?

>Do you have experience serving or handling food
>I was a delivery driver for a pizza chain however I've never served in a restraunt

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Hell take me, that's rough. How were you presented? Most the time it's based on lookism.

I was wearing khakis and a black polo shirt, clean shaven

If the dress code mentioned anything about a suit then you'd need one. If that stacy was wearing a dress then it's no wonder you didn't get it. You have to look nice and sharp so the kike can get off to it. I'm really sorry that happened to you though, regardless.

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If you need to and are burger, the military takes anyone as long as they aren't overweight or admit to wanting to commit suicide.

you're probably just an ugly nigger, hope you starve to death :D

She was wearing casual clothes
No, I'm a pale twink

Why dont you try scamming guys online? I can help

We can talk more somewhere else, if you want.
Also being a drug runner can help. Got to do anything these days. Where do you live?

Look presentable
Never answer or respond with " I guess..xyz"

>telling the truth

You fucked up.

This,ya gotta lie a little.

Reading this makes me feel like I'll never find another job. I hate my current one and it was a miracle I got it

Whats your current wage slave designation?

I do various things in a large supermarket

Shit, the same. The giant florescent lighting in the store tire the shit out of my eyes and give me headaches. We gotta break out bro.

to be honest, wearing a suit might be overkill. He's applying to flip burgers, not managing a salesteam.

Where do you live? Honest question, without trying to be insensitive, the job market/economy might just be in a recession. Have you tried applying for temp jobs?

Nah man. Even strippers need to wear suits to get interviews, it's stupid I know. Or at least that's my understanding.

Also agree with You're trying to sell yourself as a product; spreading white lies is essentially a must. It's not like they'll be bothered to check anyway.

What's a drug runner?
>Where do you live?
South texas

Drug runners are couriers for people's drugs. Sometimes you can get a tip if you're lucky, I think. Don't take my word for it.
Also sucks to be in Texas. I'm not aware of the underworld there.

Sucks to be in Texas
Negative
Sucks to be in South Texas
Yeah thats about right, fixed that for ya

It seems that you commited the mistake of being a neet in a country without gibs

>almost starving to death
>cannot get a job in food services cuz late stage capitalism
You know your last option is trooping up senpai. Go get a job in the military.

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That is a nice amount of detail in that photo user
Good find

you can apply to amazon jobs :)

direct message me and I'll help you err find one, gives you tips if I can...

find me on fb

Nigga it is easy. Get a job at UPS or FedEx or Sherwin-Williams. They'll hire literally anyone.

have you tried mcdonalds and burger king?

walmart? grocery stores?

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This for real but not usps it a shit hole of mismanagement

T. Usps worker

Go for temp jobs my dude. At least it's something.

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Working with poo in loo and niggers in a pill factory? Never again

he might be too old to do it.

whats ur paypal

not op but i'll do it user

I must have applied to over two dozen dishwasher jobs a couple months ago. Didn't hear back from a single one.

To add to this, there are tons of non-combat roles in the military. You can even apply for certain roles and they will pay for your classes, and put you on a list for companies to hire you after your deployment is finished. Look up 25B. Its the army job designation for an IT Specialist. You get paid to learn about computers and programming, and because they get you so many certifications during training when you get out you're nearly guaranteed a spot in a big tech company making six figures. This is all without ever seeing combat. You live on a big ass base and fuck with computers all day.

What state are you in op

Originalio oregano

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I'm from south texas too, Laredo specifically