"Umm let me guess, table for one?"

I had a good kek, thank you lad

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>MANAGER!!
>I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!
>BING ME THE MANAGER!!!

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Are you okay user? Are you having negative thoughts?

Guess you don't want a customer then?
>leaves for nondescript drink stand

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This, you can even get her fired

Probably not, but its fun to yell at the boss. I imagine that I am yelling at my boss.

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google maps literally recommends to me good places to eat for one. I have no clue how it knows. But I guess it's google, google knows all

>she's the manager
wat do now?

I'd unironically punch her in the face and just go to jail. I'd get an all expense paid week long vacation and she would get a black eye.

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What do you think goes on in jail user

Not much. I have already been to jail for assault before, its not a big deal. They arent that strict if you are just punching someone.

FREE BEER OR MANAGER NOW.

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No hostess would ever say that.

Stop hurting my poor robutts with your fictional scenarios that will never happen

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Especially not in the US where your tip is half their paycheck

Umm, let me guess, you're an incel for one?

>going to a restaurant by yourself
you know there are places that bring the food to you, right?

keke based af

Applebees doesnt deliver.

>Making jokes makes you an incel
Imagine being as retarded as you. Faggot.

Literally the best powermove beyond calling the manager.
Are you sure you're not just saying that because you keep getting rejected while harassing chicks at their job?

Very much based

So getting punched once happened to me. I got up on the stand and told them that they guy also demanded money, bam he went in for attempted robbery instead of just simple assault. Also, I got to mace his ass which was pretty sweet. Nigga got BTFO.

enjoy your food with an extra order of spit, snot and boogers

Yes, making jokes about murdering a woman who bruised your ego makes you very much an incel.

lmao get fucked u humorless cunt, no wonder women aren't funny, just walking talking gashes

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What this user Quit being a fucking humourless cunt and live a little. It was obviously a joke. So are you apparently though.

>I got up on the stand and told them that they guy also demanded money, bam he went in for attempted robbery instead of just simple assault.

>I got up on the stand

Liar, liar pants on fire.

You must be some kind of idiot to think they add charges during a trial.

But I'm right about you being incels. Joking about killing a woman for teasing you is classic incel behavior.

Taka a hike already you boring fucking beta bitch. You and your stupid ass logic. Byee

"My girlfriend may be thinner than you, but you don't have to be rude."

woah look a talking axe wound!

No, your manager will be there too. Now go get him for me, sweetheart

BANG BANG BANG
THIS POST IS FUCKING ORIGINAL

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Table for my big dick that I'm gonna slide into your butt hole.

I didn't say they added it then as it wasn't the first time I said it. But technically that was the first time I was skirting the law to do so. Retard.

OK, saying BAM gives that impression, I'll admit.