ITT the best compliment you ever received

>19
>Female
>Wow you looked posh today user (in a good way in my language)
Alternatively
>18 didn't see her for a year
>user, did you get taller?
>No, I've just been working out a little
>Wow, you definitely have *smiles while looking at my chest*

Some anons have some really nice things about me that no one irl ever could

>Female
>29
>those pants makes your ass look great user

She then slapped and groped it the entire evening and called me badonkadonk. I just wanted to get a beer goddammit ;_;

>Female
>Idk, in her 20s?
>"Wow, user, your voice is so nice and deep."
I don't know what they're talking about, I sound mentally impaired.

basically everything this girl said about me
im better at giving people close to me compliments tho

I'm a male but one time a female told me that I seem like an incel, but I also seem nice. That was because I was helping her in class, she was talking about what she did on the weekend. Asked me what I did, I say browse the internet because I have no friends. Then she said that, and then I said thanks.

Imagine wasting time only "browsing" the internet and not learning something new like a new language or a programming language, or even just other useful skills

>female
>19
>Hey could I have your number, you're really cute
Turns out she started dating a a guy two days after asking for my number...after a week she started dating another guy and this went on for a month. Broke off ties with her and so I started lifting.

i'm apathic and a bit retarded so i forget all compliments but i rember this one
"damn i would lick you all over"
marry me miss milkers

>Broke off ties with her and so I started lifting.
Converting something useless to something useful
proud of you

I think it was the most sincere one, though simple.
>M
>24
>"You're so lovely"

>m
>maybe 5 or 6?
>pointed at me and shouted "BIG GUY!"
I'd been lifting for about a year at that point and it felt amazing

>Male
>Late 40s i guess
>"Fuck yeah, that's how you drive a fucking APC!"
Staff Sargent complimenting me for not fucking up the cadet's training drills, fucking twats can't drive for shit, especially something that has tracks.

>Female
>Early 20s
>Through a friend of my in the army: "He's good looking I want to meet with him..."
Never saw the woman in real life.

>"Gender"
Female
>"Age of that person"
30
>"Compliment"
You are the most beautiful looking boy I've ever met.

We were drunk at my uncle's wedding, I should've went for it. Without a doubt in my mind, I would've scored. She was cute enough to die for, as well.

>Male
>22
>You are basically the perfect human male in every way aren't you?

>Female
>19
>You make me so happy it hurts. You are perfect.