I'm a girl, and yes I am sad

I'm a girl, and yes I am sad.


Asking me anything you want so long as it isnt sexual or wanting a gf. Life advice is fine.

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man fairytail is fucking trash, hate that redheaded bitch too
black clover is the basedest fantasy shounen around rn

sad boys 2003

i'm also sad and a girl
wanna be friends?

What are you sad about desu?

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y r u sed lil gurl?

sex and gf is all you are good for

now tits or gtfo

How do I know if a girl likes me.

Originalo

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Shieeeet i made some dankass exiles bruuuuuh

>I'm a girl,
prve it

When are you hopefully killing yourself.

What can I do for y self

How does being a sad girl make you qualified to give life advice?

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Most of us femme anonettes here tend to be miserable. Join in.

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well fuck you too then
yes
I have no friends and havent left my house in days
if she smiles at you and looks at you, goes out of her way to say hi etc. If she doesnt do these things then she doesnt like you
Soon tm
because i am, tranny

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>I'm a girl
sure thing buddy

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Should all femanons be rangebanned on sight? The answer is yes, by the way.

Tits or gtfo x2

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Literally no one cares if you are a girl and sad, because everyone is

Go attention whore about being a female somewhere else

I want a gf sexually?

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In your opinion how do you approach girls without being creepy?

kys you fucking whore

girl in my class stares at me a lot. sometimes smiles too. is it safe to assume that she likes me?

no, she's probably just being friendly sorry
but you should talk to her and try to be her friend, get to know her a little more who knows maybe she likes you after all i'm just saying it's not very probable right now if all she does is look and smile at you

Why is it that every girl I like has a boyfriend?

And if I have social anxiety?

Black clover is literally a mashup of various tropes thrown around an absurdly obnoxious MC.
Fairytail is also trash, but black clover is no better. Possibly worse.

>I'm a girl
post feet or gtfo

you know the answer mate

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>I have no friends and havent left my house in days
That isn't a valid answer

There are no sad girls

I beat up my crush's boyfriend during 7th period chemistry and I don't think she knows, what should I do?

Do you think you can compete with 2d?

Also, what kind of porn do you watch to masturbate?

Genuine question, why should I take advice from you? What special insights do you have?
>tfw the handgun looks like a Steyr GB
>ywn own a Steyr GB
Why'd you have to remind me? Pic rel. It's beautiful and unique on the inside as well as the outside.

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interracial cuckold
originali

i dont masturbatee

Based, Redpilled, Checked, Originalini

That's an extremely obviously depicted Makarov you brainlet.

>Asking me anything you want
What's the worst dream you ever had?

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>because i am, tranny

Fucking based, I love you already almost

That doesn't look anything like a makarov at all, retard. No peepee grips, for one. Controls are different too, and the Steyr GB is much bigger than the makarov. That's only a couple of the very obvious differences. The operating systems are also completely different. The makarov was straight blowback, while the Steyr GB uses a unique gas-delayed blowback system. If you didn't know, you could have just said as much, but you just had to act like some sort of expert when you don't know shit. If you were trying to bait me, you did a good job, I'll give you that much.

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>I'm a girl
>thread has 40 replies
I fucking hate this board.

>Obligatory statement of current gender to satisfy the inner desire of grabbing the attention of the mass

FUCK WOMEN

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Robots can't help themselves.
I just hope this won't become like a charity for bored females. Once femanons here start to argue and do stupid drama here targeted at each other then all really is lost. Power of pussy.
t.femanon btw

>femanons here
There aren't any, dipshit.

Would you be less sad or more sad to be in a lesbian harem? I know you said no sexual stuff, so here's something less sexual:

Do you think the world would be a better place if people just stopped praying and started talking to the crazies - asking them what they did that day to make themselves happier?

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Don't you find it amazing that even male spaces full of losers eventually draw female attention?
Why do you think it is about robots that bring women here? Most femanons openly state how robots are terrible men and not worth even dating, so why do they come here? To hear about how much they are hated? I don't understand.

>so why do they come here?
For attention, obviously

They will take it from anyone. Chads, normies, ugly betas, numales, robots, incels. If theres male attention to be gained, they will come

Your problem is that you believe r9k is a male space.
It's a fucking public forum invented by xkcd to filter out the repetitive meme garbage that people used to post on irc and /b/.

I'm shocked people like you aren't filtered. How did you not get muted? Your ideas are so unoriginal

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Sure it doesn't literally say it's a male space, but what's your point?
Do I really need to introduce the concept of demographics to you? Did you sleep through school?

Please do so.
I dont know shit about demographics. Does it curse a company to only selling to one particular group?
Your kind bitches about women and acts surprised when they give you no attention

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>walk into a dangerous neighborhood
>complain that the infrastructure in said neighborhood wasn't made for these dangerous people
there's nothing stopping you from moving in, but don't be surprised when your intelligence is questioned

also, you're giving him attention right now.

>Your kind bitches about women and acts surprised when they give you no attention

Typical. Even when the conversation has nothing to do with sex, women will turn it into a sexual conversation. Its almost as if thats all you have to offer

I have a penis and a girlfriend.
I'm trying to get girlfriends for my girlfriend.
Its a different level of chad.

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Stormfront was a public forum, I'd still be an idiot for expecting black people to post there.

They got outed as an idiot and now they're playing the "dumb on purpose" angle. It's sad.

Do you play minecraft and if you do,
do you enjoy it

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op here. I'm not really a girl. Thanks for the (you)s though.

There are no women here. Jow Forums is just the single easiest place on the internet to troll.

Youre really bad at it then

There are some that lurk.
My message is for the lurkers that are smart enough to use the archives.
I have money for them

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wanna become my friend?
where are you from? im from italy

WiII you pIease be my gf

Alright.
Then tell me,
How do you get a girlfriend for your girlfriend?
Should you take her to bars?
What if she doesnt want to go to bars or clubs?

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new jersey

I wish to be saved from this non white shithole

>How do you get a girlfriend for your girlfriend?
You go on Tinder
I cant believe I am originally explaining this to Chad

Why do american white dislike american blacks, arent those just people with high level of melanine in their skin?

>tinder to get gfs
Nono, not a fuckbuddy a girlfriend.
Or is there a lesbian tinder?

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You want someone to fuck your gf as you fuck her, right?
Then go to tinder. Plenty of sluts there

But something tells me you are not who you say (you) are

How can you tell?
Who do you believe I am right now

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This is makarov with the ugly commie star grip. You can tell by the trigger guard and the slide release.

>Giving life advice
>Wants to kill themselves.

Fake girl or not I don't think you are in a good position to be giving life advice from. Just saying.

when did i say anything about wanting to die?

sad peepul be like...

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