Class, stand up, say your name, and say one interesting thing about yourself

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

class, stand up, say your name, and say one interesting thing about yourself

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Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

my nam user an i like video games :D
why didn't i have any friends?

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

My go to response now has just been "Im user, and there is nothing to tell." Worked every time so far.

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Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

Mgube oogga booga

Parker King
Parker King

youtu.be/vPKhhne8mCs

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

My name is Sigurdr. I love raiding.

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Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

my name's irek
and i like jazz

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Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

my name is Stan and I'm pretty boring haha

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

i'm user and uhhhhhhhhh
sit down, next
recommend some, I've been listening to only rock lately and shit's getting boring

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

youtu.be/Hrr3dp7zRQY

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top comfy

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Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

*stands up*
Hi, my name is Pepe Grenouille von Channer IV, Baron of Londington Estershire Caulway. But my friends call me Pepe-samauwuuu~. I save 1 tendie from every order of chicken tendies I've eaten over the last 40 years; my collection is a sight to behold indeed. My favorite dipping sauce is a combination of ranch, hot sauce, mayo and ketchup, which I have aptly named Pepe's Exquisite and Nutritious Incendiary Sauce. Eat some.
I look forward to studying with you all.
*tips hat*
*collapses auditorium*

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Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

hi im user, im studying ___ and i can taste the dif between coke and pepsi
or
its pronounced gif not gif
were my go-tos

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Had to do something similar to this last night, just not as bad. I'm taking a new class that's going to last 5 years and last night was our third night. We got back from break a little before the teacher did so his assistant went around and asked us all what we did for work. I was second to last so I had time to listen to everyone else go first. I started getting really bad anxiety and had a small anxiety attack. My body started shaking and shivering and my neck was twitching a bit. I recited over and over again in my head what to say while waiting. Finally he calls on me and I say where I work and what I do and it actually came out right. He shakes his head with this weirded out, confused look and says "What..." I repeated what I said but fucked it up and fumbled over a few words. He asked me what that was so I gave a one sentence explanation. He said "Alright" and moved on to the next kid. I literally want nothing more than to just be able to interact with people like a normal fucking human but I just can't. Social anxiety/social phobia/agoraphobia has ruined my entire existence. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

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Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

finally
pepsi master race for me bro

what about you?

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Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

YUGH coke for me my friend

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

absolute degenerate
how can you?

hahah its ok we all like different things
. like i love spicy food

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Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

not him but I prefer coke
pepsi is a bit too sweet for my liking
like i love spicy food
based

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Liam Evans
Liam Evans

"Icebreakers" should be illegal, they serve no purpose other than to shame asocial people.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

its a filter for normies, losers, and the social butterfly chads who make everyone laugh or nod smiling. god it feels good to be part of the last group

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

i pref the sweetness
spicy food is top!!
i love the korean spicy noodles

also
i like em cuz future convos wont be awkward and i wont have to ask for their names.

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Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

i still use that as my go-to up to now.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

I would do the same as exept my class would always say that I do retarded stuff like I go to after school minecraft gaming club, so that new teachers would dislike me from the get go.

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

My name is Liz. I was that boy who was repeatedly raped and blamed for all of it.

Mason White
Mason White

have you tried not being an autist

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Not who you were talking to from before but just wanted to say your taste is 10/10. Ryo is God and Takeuchi is a babe.

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John Miller
John Miller

"Okay class, get a partner"
number of people in class is not even...

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Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

"It's okay, I like to work alone anyway"

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Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

I'm user and I like to draw hentai of my favorite Pokemon getting pegged by what ever father figure I've latched onto that week.

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

okay class, everyone think of a adjective that uses the first letter of your first name and we will play a game where you have to say everyones new name out loud by yourself

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Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

Or worse, having to find out a fun fact about your classmates directly by talking to them, as part of an activity. When it was my turn to present to the class what I had found out, I had nothing to say because I was too autistic to talk to anyone.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

My name is Vojtech Vysin and i hate NIGGERS

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Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Good morning, everyone, my name is user, nice to meet you all! I want to watch every single one of you die horrific deaths for no reason other than I want to know that you are dead and gone forever. It doesnt even have to be me. I dont even get any enjoyment or relief from it. I just want all of you dead.

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Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

OHAYOU, SEKAI
GOOD MORNING, WORLD
Watashi wa Senku desu. This is exhilarating. I am going to space.

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Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

10 BELLION PERCENTO

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

every teacher, boss, or leading figure who does this should be put to death

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

I just had to do this shit at a parent-teacher meeting. Fucking retarded. It felt like an excuse for the other parents to show how bourgeoisie they are.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

i take pleasure in revealing as little about myself as possible when shit like this happens. people can tell that I'm a pretty enigmatic person cause i think a lot more than i speak. i enjoy my privacy though so I just say shit like
my name is user and once when I was really bored I downloaded rpg minesweeper.

today though I think I shall say
hi my name is user and my shorts are falling down again.

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

I... I have to go to the bathroom all of the sudden.

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

That sounds like something Sasuke Uchiha would say. Very bad response.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

This touched me on a spiritual level.

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

Why the fuck would any living creature choose the flat plain sweet taste of Pepsi over the nuanced rewarding flavour of Coke

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

I enjoy the oppurtunity to remind pathetic people exist
I've stopped caring

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

teacher has to assign you to a group

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Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

rehearse in my head what I'm going to say
time comes
stutter kicks in

Never wanted to off myself more.

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Hi, my name is Chase. I-I like philosophy, sketching, and reading greek tragedy

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