The nights sure are drawing in edition
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What are we ((drinking)) tonight lads? I'm currently on my third gin and tonic
DM enabling SP's behaviour again
SP owes me a fiver x
The SP estate is so large it has an entire constituency in the house of commons
The national grid request advance copies of SPs schedule so they can plan for national energy consumption in advance
just had my last cup of tea for the night. probably going to be on the rum after that, might read a book if i can clear my mind.
Next cunt who mentions SP is getting a fucking pint glass in the face, understood?
The only reason the UK meets its climate change obligations is because of the number of trees on the SP estate
*throws a beach ball into the thread*
*glasses you in the face*
Your rules mate haha
There is so much coal beneath the SP estate, he hired every unemployed miner in Yorkshire to give them a livelihood
what's the story of the meme on the left?
Had my date with the girl from Henley, what an absolute disaster that was.
She was very obviously not into it, and she was a far bit heavier than her photos suggested. When she sat down she put on sunglasses and I just got "not interested" vibes the whole evening. Half an hour in she starts asking me about my exes, and what my worst bumble experience has been. Then she drops some not so subtle hints about how the date is going.
Then she just says "you're different from messaging, you're very quiet". I do mention I don't do well with crowds and she scoffs and says "why? I'm a social butterfly".
At this point I've had enough so ask if she wants to call it, she says yes and walks off without saying goodbye.
It's insane how picky fat women can be these days.
Water gang here.
DID SOMEBODY SAY JUSTEAT
That's Kev, a meme from Bodybuilding forums, encouraged by Irish posters on /int/.
Though a lot of people mistakenly think it's 190cm master race, a loathed poster on several boards and a sometimes-poster on /britfeel/.
Nice, can't beat a cheeky rum. What're you reading at the moment?
yeah everyone calls him 190kg master race hah top bants.
Good on ya lad. Definitely need to start drinking more water or I'm gonna end up with a kidney stone or some shit
Don't look back into the sun
You've cast your pearls but you're on the run
And all the lies you said, who did you save?
But when they played that song at the Death Disco
It started fast but it ends so slow
And all the time just reminded me of you
My tastebuds are too babby for gin and tonic. Can't stand the bitterness. I try every couple of years to see if they've developed.
I don't tend to post books because some cunt always spoils the ending.
How you supposed to know which multivitamins to buy? Please no "you don't need them". If you saw my diet youd see why.
YES pls food
Wew. I'd like to walk under it but good trash tv
Oooo I want some chicken balls and some chow mein
Ordered a chinese at half 7. Just Eat said delivery at 20 past. It's ten minutes later than they said and it's not here. Don't really want to phonw the chinese. Defeats the whole purpose of just eat.
Fuck sake. It is Friday but I'm hungry.
i'm such a ground dwelling fool.
Naked Attraction at 11pm if yo didn't see it earlier in the week. Get in there
Third opium war NOW!
I know basically nothing about any of that stuff so I just buy Centrum Advance.
Naked Attraction at 11pm if yo didn't see it earlier in the week
Fair enough lad. Currently reading a book about the evolution of man ((spoiler: we're fucked))
That wasn't DM in the last thread. Also he's the one who cares about SP the most and doesn't enable him in any way
I care more about SP. I actually set a good example and don't take drugs.
Good trash. Waiting for fright night on really. Antiques roadshow at the minute which is also good
No normie trash allowed. Channel 4 and ITV2 fags get fucked
What we getting lad? Fancy a chinky?
She sounds horrible mate. What a waste of time
I know what you mean. I couldn't stand the bitterness a few years back, but my taste buds must've changed over the years. Either that or my alcoholic ass probably got sick of all the other spirits and gin was the last resort
Me too lad, let's split a chow mein and get some prawn toast and salt and chilli chippies too
a bit of pot never hurt anyone
If he cared about him most he wouldn't support his incel fantasies.
Erm, I'm sorry but did you see what happened to Bob Marley? Nigga's foot fell off
8 quid for 100 tabs on ebay. Sorted. Thanks!
I watch a lot of normie trash on E4 and channel 4. I avoid anything political though. Awful.
How does trying to get him out for a drink encourage his incel fantasies?
Anycunt eating beans the night then??? With sausages?
Just got 20 quids worth of McDonald's for free because some paki uber eats driver got the wrong door, my nephew and his mates had a part init so I gave them some of the loot.
2 double cheese burgers
2 mayo burgers
2 large cokes
20 nugger box
3 bbq sauce
1 meduim fanta
Bake Off is a bit shite innit lads. It's like CBeebies with badly made cakes.
Chinese finally got here. Its a bit cold. The driver was irish and had a kid with him. Probably the cause of the delay.
Teacher, they all seem to be the same kind of boistrous, extroverted type.
But yeah won't be seeing her again she's already unmatched me.
probably gonna get petrol bombed or groomed watch out lad
"I want to kill a woman and then kill myself, women should die, I am entitled to a woman's affection without putting in any effort. I am better than all of you." - SP
"Haha what a laugh lad, come for a pint?" - DM
beans and sosij
Got 6 tins of the stuff in my bedroom. Brexit here I come.
You are going to get a letter with a bill in it for that food and if you don't pay it they will fuck your credit rating.
Happened to me with a deliveroo order from five guys
lads make huge mistakes chasing fat girls since they are the biggest bitches you'll ever meet who constantly seek attention and have a rancid personalty because of their looks so have to prove themselves
chicken mayo burgers, a mcds insider told me they call them mayo burgers
Wealthcels on suicide watch tonight.
Nice one lad, i've been on them for the last few weeks, im seeing how long I can last, I just can't stop eating them, i've sat a can beside my bed open everynight for a little midnight snack
mfw an user just dedicated the last hour of his life trying to be a meanie but I just had a top burger werger from waitrose and might start a new anime later
Don't befriend your local nonce.
- PM Kev x
Can I have a couple tokes on your cheese bites?
PM Kev x
I thought milk harambe was still our pm, no?
the event I'm genuinely most excited about before Christmas is having another britfeel election tbqh
SP privately funded an investigation into the existence of the Loch ness monster, so he could sue to owner for trespassing on the SP estate
Lol what a load of bullocks you're just jelly I got free shit, concern sulker is what you are.
They will track you down and send a bill probably
A pigeon flew into my dining room window today lids. Poor thing looks like it broke its neck, it's definitely dead.
what a spoilt lad
Noel Fielding's pretty sound in it. God, I miss the mighty boosh
If you get away with it I will be jealous, because I definitely didn't and it's still causing hassle.
they're shit burgerwergers tbqh, tiny
maybe pidgeon mummy can tell you how to bury it
not him, or her, but, dig hole, place pigeon in hole, 40 min eulogy, put dirt back in hole.
The wealthcel Tesco
The Chad waitrose
Cheeky gift lads
Legally, they can't do that. If you're sent something by accident, it's yours. Their fuckups aren't your responsibility.
I've unironically never even seen a LIDL irl
stop it hurts
user gets a lucky free meal
hurr durr pakis will rape your mum
the banks will seize your house over a mcds bill
prepare for a shlicking from baliffs and a shit credit rating
seethers are so cringe
My dickhead of a cat dragged a cute little bluetit into my house once. Managed to wrestle it away from him and it flew ot my hand out the window. Hope it was ok. Legit hate cats.
I shop between Morrisons and Aldi because they're closest shops to me. What class am I in?
I don't have any gardening tools to bury it. My uncle is coming tomorrow to take it away.
My mum literally said that to my niece to eat her potato emojis the other day. Could not believe what I was hearing.
i got cheap waitrose stuff when i worked in food manufacturing. joined a cheap shop thing that got food from the suppliers of supermarkets and the like.
it wasn't anything really. but, did learn M&S do god tier salted caramel donuts.
who /pissed/ here?
mummy bought me a 6 pack of bud, canny complain
nip t'parents and grab a little spade or trowel or something. you could still do it and bury it.
others may not be as kind as us, so you never know where it's final resting place could be
No, I'm not having my fucking post buried by bullshit
Let me re-emphasise. IF YOU GET SENT A BILL (WHICH YOU WON'T) YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. UNSOLICITED GOODS ARE YOURS TO KEEP.
My cat once dragged a live baby rabbit into the house. Cats are evil
you must turn the vheel samir please
loved it when asked on Question Time a politician once said they knew of Lidl, when pressed further they thought it was an Italian supermarket
has a garden
something is wrong with this lad.
I prefer "cornered, the boy kicked up at the world, the world kicked back a lot fucken harder now" ;_;
My cat brought a duck to a bbq once. Bless him, he was only trying to be nice to us.
On the Duvel again de laaaaaaad
Getting there lad weeeewwwww
are you mentalhealthbait user?
Nah legally they can. It's their property until it goes to the rightful owner. Look it up.
For me it was two double cheeseburgers, some nuggers and a pack of cheese bites
Sure thing mate a bit spicy tho
Just jelly of my burger wurgers and nugger wuggies innit
Is your cat Korean by any chance
If you don't eat him he died in vain x
Enjoying the thought of you just waking up in the middle of a night, having a spoonful of beans and sosij and going back to sleep. Thank you for this.
It's not a lucky free meal. It's a meal he stole from someone else. Now the rightful owner will have a load of hassle. He didn't win a prize here.
hope all the lads are comy t b f desu lads
Fuck off justeat employee. That's not how it works. YOU look it up.
sick of being asked if i'm someone else. I feel like i'm being fucked with and i'm getting asked if i'm x or y when I've been the same one mong all along. please leave me alone
Baseeeeeeddd. Sort that head out though, looks like a cheap skanky nightclub in your glass brother
Yep comfy as fuck mate, in bed watching telleh
Duvel's supposed to be like that mate (really, it is), it settles down.
it's normal for duvel
that's why SCEA degasses it
That's what I thought. Then I got a negative entry on my credit rating three months later for an unpaid bill. Not a seether just saying what happened to me.
Kind of thought that already but you have reassured me pal, thanks
*gives you watery leftovers of a large coke*
Shit, I had no idea. Hope you enjoy lad. That's a mighty fine beer right there
No problem mate, it does look odd 2bf. Ordering it in a pub they always assume they poured it wrong so I just ask for the bottle and a glass and do it myself.
No fuck you and your back tracking you fucking arsehole
Gotta be faster next time sulky x
My bumble contains the answer
Suggest a date if... You want me to pay for it!
Got matched with a really cute asian girl who wants me to take her out for sushi, but at Sushi Samba (80+ quid a head). She unmatched when I suggested Yo Sushi as an alternative.
Are tommy got a nice trim lads
Not a fan of these mcds straws lads they always come apart and I get bits of paper stuck in my teeth.
HI, yeah I'm here now stop asking other anons if they're me. I'm back baby.
It's not an unsolicited good. If the order doesn't have your name on it, it's an item sent by mistake and still belongs to the trader. Firms can take you to court to recover.
Look it up you angry, ignorant mong
got the eight cans of carly lets get this party started
Crona's back!!!!!! They said it would never happen!!
why've you taken your trip off moni?
why don't you just take the lid off the cup, lad?
Who are you and why should l care?
Straight up voodoo in a bottle
I secretly went and did some googling to make sure I was right and I was wrong. Fuck sake.
From what I understand you have two weeks to contact the business to reclaim their goods.
Obviously they're not going to recover cold fucking food after two weeks, so just email them tomorrow and tell them to pick up their food. That should put you in the clear.
you shouldn't. ignore the twat and his personality cult.
defo loving carnival row me lads.
going for a spliff then to finish the series in muh bed \o/
Then the small cubes get in the way or I choke on a melted cube at slips in.
anons debate the legality of my meal
Who cares when life gives you lemons lads
You wanna fight m8???? I'll slap your turkey neck
Based. what anime?
Slapping my neck seems like a weird way of fighting but I'm down!
Just checked the menu
Thought those numbers were the item number, like in a Chinese. It's the price.
13 quid for carrots
1000 for some beef
She's taking the piss.
What episode you on mate? I was the user the other night who started watching it but haven't watched since then
SAM SMITH CHANGES PRONOUNS
For me its sorting and deleting files on my pos laptop
Accepting goods under a false name
Giving false credentials
Stealing reconstituted meat
Discussing and encouraging crimes in a public forum
Posting images of a known terrorist organisation in conjunction with criminal posts
Using anonymity as a mask for crimes
Attempting to undermine the legal process of transaction
Tarnishing the reputation of /britcitfeel/
There's an iso-cube with your name on it, creep.
It's how we sort things out in the navy
Slap my bum as well tehehe
What's your filesystem like lad
Here's mine. It's fairly tidy and I'm happy with it. It used to be a right mess.
ep 6. watched the first as i fell asleep last night and done the rest today.
i am a pleb though so it's probably right you didn't like it much
Then why are you phonefagging rentboiiiiii?
I will, you absolute slag
fucking talentless bender
Sulk user is a raging homosex, who'd have thought it?
Dont really know how to describe it
Just have folders pertaining to the relevant things innit
Cuz I only phonepost simple as
what we doing this weekend lads? cex trip and a solo pub visit for me
willy rubs and watching the excellent Fallout 3: You Only Live Once youtube series
at war with my gender
This dude is 27.
Staying sober tonight so I can wake up fresh as fuck tomorrow and go into town for a nice pumpkin candle
Only watched one episode but thought it was alright, I love meh but comfy "girl" tv shows.
I watch Buffy, Supernatural and Poldark.
Lee Anthony Hoyland complaining about the traffic as he's walking to the ASDA when he sees three cars in a stationary position.
why have you fuck up your windows bar user
Gotta be real with ya, lads. KFC's chips are a fucking shambles. How can they mess something so simple up? McDonalds and Burger King's chips are so much nicer that it's not even funny.
Their corn on the cob is delicious though.
Were good before they made them chunky desu
That lass in Poldark is incredible
gonna catch the gaa final and get pished.
Gotta be real with ya, lads. KFC's chips are a fucking shambles. How can they mess something so simple up?
By listening to women
Mcds >>> burger king >>>>>> kfc
it's not a girl show and for me i don't think it's meh at all.
i watched buffy but millions of years ago when it first was on.
bloody loved charmed as well.
I bought some jaffa cakes today, lads.
Is there not a better biscuit/cake on the market?
don't kfc do those skin on chips now?
They weren't that nice to begin with.
Corn of the cob was what mum forced me to eat as part of my five a day as a kid. cant see how anyone would like it.
They've got to be one of the most universally-liked. Though I sent a packet to my mate in the US and she said they were vile. Probably because they use real sugar.
Yeah and they're vile.
KFC chips are still shite and their wraps are wank anorl. Nuff said.
t. Charlie Burness
Fucking hell. I mean they weren't great but they are much better than the shit they serve now. I can't believe they listened to a woman. Women don't even like anything, taste is like hobbies to them. They lack tastebuds and only eat for attention.
Sorry lad but its a girl show and there's nowt wrong with liking a girls show but lets be real okay.
I watched Charmed too its how I got into Morrissey shame all the actresses except for the ugly one turned into cunts
I've had this discussion once before here and I'm not having it again.
The long and short of it is pic related.
Were those CotCs hot or cold? Because when they're heated up with butter they're so damn delicious.
For me, its Lidl fruit bakes.
Bet her fanny stinks though
Yeah I don't think her tweet had anything to do with whatever decision KFC made.
what makes it girly? magick and sheeit's not just for girls ya know.
I work this shitty part time job but my manager schedules me so I never get a day off. It sucks ass and all my family tells me is "but user think of the money"
What's money worth when I have no time to spend it? I can't breathe ffs
I see that YT title and automatically I remember when Adam phoned up because he was addicted to Jaffa Cakes. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.
vertical taskbar master race
mine is on the right tho
Not him but fucking hell lad, this changes everything.
I've had my taskbar set to the bottom of my monitor on every computer I've used since I was a youngun, this looks so much better. I feel like I'm straightening out my neck as well which must be good for posture.
You're not at all wrong
That's why Opera popped their taskbar on the left
But I will never change regardless
I work this shitty part time job but my manager schedules me so I never get a day off
Are you working over your contracted hours? You have to consent over what you signed up for. You can legally tell them to fuck off.
have some good willy rubs lid
a pumpkin candle would help make the thread smell better
whtas gaa lad?
The romance murder mystery with supernatural elements is qint girly tv imo but you have seen more of it than me.
I wish I had a gf or bf to cuddle up with and watch these faggy shows with.
In a browser it makes more sense to have the taskbar horizontal because it's displaying text.
In firefox I've set mine up in a way that takes up as little vertical space as possible. By default the bookmarks bar is below the URL bar but it makes way more sense to just merge them together since it's mostly empty space anyway.
Glad you've seen the light. Last time I talked about my vertical taskbar everyone was insulting me and calling me a spastic.
gaelic football bruv.
I just jerked off for the first time in a week. I felt absolutely nothing except a little disappointment. Is there no more pleasure in life?
I used to run this place you know, back in day I was the big boy. When I came into the thread, people turned heads to pay attention to what I had to say.
Gaelic football is honestly more interesting than football there's a lot more going on and its hard as fuck.
Why do you think her fanny stinks?
Welcome to my club. I feel almost zero joy at this point. Instances where I do laugh or get excited are almost fleeting in comparison to the perpetual apathy I swim in.
I just want to fade into nothing.
Why the fuck are you watching gaelic football bruv? You a celtaboo now or something?
Because back then no one washed and she was a poor feral cornhole, I bet her cunt smelt of tuna even after Poldark house broke her.
there's monsters and shit though (that's a crap joke sorry). a lot of things have a love interest in them.
what about blade runner 2049. that had love and feelings in it. i bloody cried at that. that proper brought out emotions in me. and the OG 1 had those elements.
those are the last 2 things i watched before this.
the first made me think holy shit, what a film. the second made me think HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A FILM.
those were supernatural no?
yeah it's like rugby, only hard men are cut out for it
shit, forgot to say, sorry if i seem srgumentative. i don't mean to be too much of a dick.
i just bloody like this.
Feel quite tired so I'm already in bed. Might just have a little nap after I finish drinking my tea.
By this point I'm becoming numb to it all, so I welcome pain. Rejected by a coworker, on the verge of homelessness and my family is dead.
I think in life things are balanced out. It's been a constant year of losses, so something good is bound to happen now, right? RIGHT?
I think I have nits.
I think in life things are balanced out. It's been a constant year of losses, so something good is bound to happen now, right? RIGHT?
I am at no stage just yet to eloquently speak at length about what it means to be non binary
Aka I'm talking out of my fucking arsehole
15 or 20 packets a day
This is what happens when you don't constantly shun and beat your autistic children.
Busy day, lad?
I have my taskbar on vertical but how have you changed the width? setting small icons doesn't change it
Girls love scary shite innit
The main character was a man who used a real women as a cocksleeve just to fuck his virtual waifu and violently murdered the best girl.
Thats not romantic, JOI wasn't real, its only romantic from the incel bladerunner perspective.
I think I have tits.
ANONS GOT NITS! RUNNN!!
In bed. I have become snuggly and/or puggly.
Cor let's see them then. D-do you bras?
get shit on
try to improve
get shit on
try my best to improve
in progress with bad to lackluster results
m-maybe if i try even harder...
Also there was no elements of romance in the first, Deckard unironically rapes Sarah or whatever her name was but she's just a confused biobot who does know whats what.
No need just chatting shit innit
I've been doing nothing but work, or going for long walks. I average out about 3 hours of sleep. I asked out a coworker I fancy and was turned down, now things are going to be awkward. That load was meant for her. That's probably why it was extra disappointing.
A program called 7++ taskbar tweaker. I don't believe you can use it on the latest Windows 10 build.
It has some extra features like volume control by mousing over the taskbar and scrolling, making the taskbar transparent, and being able to hide the scrollbar by middle clicking on it.
going gym so i can come back and push you cunts around like the big boy i am
Hurling is for real men
*tapes this to the door of the thread*
You'll only get big width-ways mate. You're stuck at 4'11 though.
An unemployed man from Scarborough, who is very paranoid, likes making jokes about Jimmy Saville and has a filthy bedroom
Who on earth came up with this character?
he doesn't do daily 3x8 on the strech machines
mate come on
it's not scary though
also, not even. it was joi who got the whore to do what what she wanted. joi pushed for that. and it was romantic because of him and joi. that was love. and joe wasn't real either. he was a replicant.
you know she's called rachel pal, don't pretend.
and deckard and her had a child. that's what the 2nd one's about. that child came from love not rape.
Younger bro got a new Polish gf. She's cute.
Anyone else living with the crippling pain of having much more successful siblings? Particularly younger siblings? Why did I have to be the one my parents fucked up?
shit, i forgot again.
hope you find someone to cuddle up with 1 day mate. i hope everyone does. but not me. i'm on solomode 4 lyfe.
Yup. My brother's girlfriend lives here.
Fucking hate women. Anyone else agree?
my sister owns her own home and had a baby last year. quite pleased as my mum isn't getting a grandchild from me
i want to be stepped on by a cute girl lads
Sorry to hear that user, rejection can feel absolutely shitty. But maybe it wasn't meant to be, yanno. Try focus on yourself right now, get some more sleep if you can. I could barely function on 3 hours sleep
I've downloaded it and it seems to work fine but I can't find any option to decrease the width of the taskbar
its not scary to us manly men and you have a very warped sense of romance pal, Deckard rapes her lad simple as.
Replicants aren't robots either or androids, they're bio engineered slaves with feels and shit which is why they're only allowed on the offworld colonies and are sterile.
They can be annoying at times, but they vary.
Hates abit of a strong word, can't say I actually hate anyone, I do often disapprove of things people do though.
i don't particularly hate or love women, it's a bit silly to do so tbqhwyl
Mate no offence but your parents didn't fuck you up. It's your fault. Take some responsibility and maybe you will sort your life out maggot.
it was in the good ol days. they wear helmets now the fannies.
Oh sorry, I forgot the setting was hidden somewhere. Right click in the settings window, go to advanced options and then enable "no width limit". Then you can resize the taskbar as normal
i don't agree. i think she liked him. but thinking back he was a bit forceful at first.
i might have to re-watch them and see if i change my mind
and desu i think i have a warped sense of everything
Even my dad "jokes" that I was a test run who didn't work out so they tried a different approach with my bro. Bit insensitive tbqh.
Did you know Ford during that scene didn't tell the actress who played rachel that he was going force himself on her but no one cared because the actress was a cunt.
my bruddas dont dab we just vossi post
so much vossi i might open up a vossi shop
no i did not know that. i don't know much at all really
the actress was called sean young. i know that because like a tit i thought, woah, is that a tranner?
also, does the book go more in to detail about them than the film did?
The ice in my fanta as melted and it tastes like orange dilute
She looks like smol transsexual lol and no its totally different and has very different themes
Well fuck you too buddy orig
Mad to think people put ice in their drinks.
You sound like my granny she has the same view on the word hate
nearly asked how different, but i'll not ruin the suprise and find out for myself eh. going to get the book for my birthday
Well I have a fridge right next to my bed. Maybe that makes me a twat but it's nice to have such quick access to a cold drink. Pull out a cold bottle of water, pour some squash in from me nightstand and wala.
Celebs Go Motorhoming. Kino?
nah i hate that
for me, it's president t
fren where you goin
i dont really know
maybe ive already been
Depends. Who's on it?
managed to get still fanta on maccas once. not sure if it was meant to be on the menu or not.
black man that sounds white
Why did I have to be the one my parents fucked up?
Weird how your brother didn't turn out fucked up too. Almost as if it's your fault.
sweating muh tits off
I got a frozen blueberry Fanta at the local cinema. Was pretty good.
Probs just forgot to put the gas in lmao
Yeah mcdonalds used to do still Fanta. Was great. Not seen it in over ten years though.
Just bought a hoodie off Amazon.
Yes lad. I can get behind this. Headbanging right now.
pour some squash in from me nightstand and wala.
It's voila you pleb.
I can see the appeal of Steven Crowder
have this as well user
Bought a sleeveless hoodie off Amazon last month. Pretty good summer attire.
what sorta hoodie is it lod?
just bought some nice toeless wellies off amazon lads, keep my toes nice and cool when im fishing
Sun's out, Guns out and all that
This has evoked some really vivid memories of being about 11 or 12 and listening to the Iowa album in bed in headphones with it in a portable cd player in bed.
GONNA SLIT YOUR THROAT
AND FUCK THE WOUNDDDD
Just a standard grey one lid.
Can some lads link some kino nonce stings been watching a few compilations
Why is her lower leg twisted to badly, is she okay?
Turns out the McDonalds I got for free was actually my brothers who forget to get it delivered to the pub he's partying at because he forgot to change the address on his ubureats account.
He's seething but I shifted the blame to my nephew and his mates, so it was still free.
Calling it twat tax.
AS I CLOSE MY EYES
I FEEL IT ALL SLIPPING AWAY
I IGNORE YOU
WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND
used to be mad into nu metal
I own every slipknot album and Korn album on CD and still listen to the bastards
Seen them both live too proper class it was
For me? It was Korn's untouchables on repeat for a few years
For me it is Limp Bizkit and Slipknot.
Mid 2000s feels take me back
limpin with the bizkit
For me it's Marilyn Manson and Reel Big Fish
have you still got the cd player?
for me it was use your illusions 2 at 11 or 12 with it on a portable cd player.
i member being sat in the family car playing sonic on my gamegear. listening to that album while my family spent the day at the beach.
Antichrist superstar, now that's a bloody album, every song better than the next and a great opener and closer Wahey
She's probably had plenty of time to think about it.
Do you honestly hate anyone? Bear in mind that hate is something that's constant and never goes away.
YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE THE TREEEEEES
YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR OWN SHIT ON YOUR KNEES
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
IT'S ALL RELATIVE TO THE SIZE OF YOUR STEEPLE
SO TAKE YOUR HATRED OUT ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE YOUR VICTIM MY HEEEEAAAAD
YOU NEVER EVER BELIEVED IN MEEEEEEE
I AM YOUR TOURNIQUET
Na lad that's like 17 years ago. I don't even have any of the cds I had anymore. Was young and didn't look after things.
I remember I used to think it was so cool. But I tried so hard to be different. Now I try hard to be normal and not stand out too much. Weird how it goes.
Where myreally baggy jeans and really baggy hoody niggas at?
i don't know, but i'd let her strangle me to death with her legs
I need gay mates, black mates, girl mates.
Pushed back the square
Now that you've kneed her in the throat
Well, there you go
'Cause back in school
We are the leaders of all
So transpose or stop your life
Is what you do
Actually listening to Limp Bizkit right now. Also reminder that the video for Rollin was partially shot at the Twin Towers and won the VMA for Best Rock Video on the 10th September 2001.
whaheyy its friday hope you lads are beering it up
MUM I REALLY WANT THESE COOL JEANS
WHY CAN'T I HAVE THEM
user they are six sizes too big for you.
record label says your album has no singles
rework your moody final track into a rap rock banger
make a video where you, a 30 year old man with a wife and kids, skateboards around a school and starts some dumb rebellion
Still can't tell if Deftones were taking the piss or just gave up with this?
i did same, didn't look after anything.
guess who had an og milennium falcon lego motherfuggerrrrrrrr.
bloddy parents chucking shit out. FUCKERS.
and ofc loved break stuff.
i used to have some with a chinese dragon down the leg, and a black hoody (many sizes too big) also with a chinese dragon on
real 30yo boomer hours
For me, it's Amerie
how do i stop remembering cringeworthy things i did
some of us are oIder
Deftones are a pretty serious band apparently. But to be honest I have only ever listened to that song.
They never go away mate, you just learn to live with them.
And how did you afford that??!!!!
zoomers and millenials
the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoure watter
Do something even more cringy to cancel it out
you hear the extra bit on that album after the outro where theyre laughing at someone called DJ lethal?
They're one of my favs and yeah they were always way more "artsy" than all their nu metal peers which is probably why they're the only one that isn't embarrassing these days
"I was brought up a Christian. I'm a hopeless romantic"
Single mother at 28
Ah, I see another flame shirt connoisseur. I am currently wearing my uniqlo modern day equivalent.
Lego Falcon. Alright mr fancy pants. Lucky you. I reckon all I have left is a couple gameboy colours and 2 copies each of pokemon red and blue.
Which 1 lads?
seasidemark deleted his last streams
Once again. Listen zoomers, you're wasting your time on this cunt. he deletes everything.
Number 5 just cover that fucker dunk it right in i'm off the bloody chart
share them with the thread by telling us you vent those feels
4 cans down, 4 to go
1 because sauce is gross, i hate the consistency of it. especially when it's cold sauce on hot food. gross
i'll only have sauce if it's bbq and in a burger or hotdog and nowhere else.
Literally me. People actually keep their sauce in the fridge. The mentalists.
DJ Lethal is a member of the band lad.
Screenshot her pls without seeing her your post is lacking
chinese dragon down the leg
Golden tiger for me
My astonishment was at the fucking cheek calling yourself a Christian and a hopeless romantic whilst going on a dating show to show off your minge and having 2 kids out of wedlock.
Had three pints at the pub and now on my second big bottle of beer at home. Will probably be my last because I need to be up early tomorrow.
i'll only have sauce if it's bbq
white people, ladies and gentlemen!
It should be /britfeel/ law that ANY post that references a girl, tranny or not, should include a picture of said subject. Without it, what's the fucking point?
have you ever been to Pakistan, Moni?
being a bloke and wearing a dress
Pakis, ladies and gentlement.
Let's ave a picky of you then mate.
It's an annonymous board that's the bleedin point.
Got a sauce for this?
can't believe i was tired a minute ago.
bloddy music. great wonderful music.
yeah he used to be in the "band" think left just before choc starfish.
wasn't he something to do with house of pain as well?
fugg it, youtube.com
and i know. i was breddy lucky my dad was kewel af. he built me some great scalextric tracks as well. built a massive banked corner for 1 of my tracks.
miss him tae fuuuuck, as muh scot pals say.
Sam Smith asks fans to use pronouns "they/them", not "he/him"
this user gets it and me, we should become besties
dont you dare reply to me again you fucking disgusting mess
a picture of the girl, not the poster
Moon's bright tonight lads, also looks like a full moon. Make a wish
I had no idea as a wee lad what chocolate starfish meant.
2 weeks when I was 10, didn't like it
not him but heres a similar picture i hope you like it xx
Fucking gall of that women eh was she fit at least and was she white?
Went on a walk. All I could daydream about was being rich. Fuck my life.
Why are her thighs thicker than her ass
Watching episodes of Funhouse because my life's shite. Anyway, Pat Sharp seems a bit grabby with the kids, might bellybounce him.
Wish I was at university again. I was probably doing what these girls were doing but also crying and self harming. Wish I could change so much. Wasted many opportunities.
Absolute banger boys
Sorry I don't its just some random picture if drunk slags innit, why do you like this image?
Same here man. I'm 24 but still live right next to the uni I went to. Freshers moved in today and I can hear them all right outside my window drinking and having fun.
Also I fucking swear to god 18 year old girls were nowhere near this fucking hot when I was that age
SHIT forgot the link
woops, forgot to link you in another post. i'm a tit.
i won't be uncouth and give myself a (You)
i said "and i know. i was breddy lucky my dad was kewel af. he built me some great scalextric tracks as well. built a massive banked corner for 1 of my tracks"
You also watched the latest islam decap video? Same bro haha
Why does this lod sound like he's on the verge of tears?
It's a beautiful song and he honours his creator
Rather shag her on the dance floor.
didn't like it
why not then?
love me sophie
boring, I mostly rented video tapes and watched them at home
this carling tastes like fucking grass lads what the fuck
Really fancy the asian girl who lands her dream job in the Grammarly advert.
Apparently that was the first song ever played on an IPod hmmm
ah right fair enough. can you speak the language?
She looks insanely good for a 44 year old bloody hell
Because it's extremely fucking hot. First time I ever saw this image was 2-3 months ago on a /b/ thread and I assume it's an original because all of the reverse google image searches show results from after then.
Just wanted to see if anyone knows who/where it's from so I can get more fap material
can you speak the language?
remember watching a video of sophie live and she was giving a proper nice view of her legs the cheeky little slag phwoar
post a picture then cunt i had to look up what advert you was on about and that's not on is it
attached is a photograph of Sophie Ellis-Bextor because my post referenced her
I was watching some documentary set in spicland a while ago and noticed that when the newspapers report accidents they include images of the mess. I think this might be why spics are so violent and cruel, they grow up seeing gruesome shit in the newspapers and probably lose all empathy for people because of it.
She was 39 and pregnant there lad.
the no young teenage gf
Miss are boy.
who /pulp/ here
we get another fucking /brit/ reject? christ alive
Point still mate point still stands
I like her body but she has one of those weird faces and her head looks too small, would still shag her though
listening to kino lads, pretty good band desu
Kate Bush >>> Sophie Ellis Baxtor
love this choon
Lights are on but no one's home. God bless Timmy, hope he's ok.
top lasses rankings in no particular order:
sophie ellis bextor
britney spears during her milf arc
Lights are on but no one's home.
That literally describes planet timmy right now
It's the harvest moon lad
Really enjoying the boomer pop and rock posted here tonight
In terms of songwriting talent, for sure. Don't know if Baxtor even wrote her own songs
Very true lad, she's held up remarkably well. You see lasses in their early 20s looking older
their later stuff was a bit..weird
For me it's Offspring youtu.be
can't take anymore hahaha about to fucking lose it
alright tim lad, how is stoke mandeville?
Seethe user let's explode together in a blaze of glory
not having a secret language you can communicate with your south Asian brethren
never gonna make it
Isn't she also a successful Children's author?
Honestly I think that Anglos stand atop the human hierarchy and nobody can convince me otherwise. Just think about it, what group of humans has achieved more? Looking at it objectively we really are superior.
this post is satire
The Romans were pretty good in the day
Just had a dream l got cock slapped right in the face so hard l woke up
Can't disagree with that. But that's always been the case.
Fucking banging mate, been caning cigs and sipping gin in the garden, soaking in all its splendour. Definitely have lung cancer at this point
feel like my life would be more interesting if I just let go and became like tim. latch onto some paranoid delusion and run with it until it's all my life revolves around
do you fancy obsessively stalking me for the rest of my life? be a right laugh that wouldnt it mate
You have too much self awareness my dude, takes a lot to lose it to that degree
love you buggers
i'm a tit at times and take this place too seriously and chimp out quite often though.
sorry ya lovely bastids
love this song as well. gives me nice feels
who is this pornstar? she looks familiar.
I like doing that during an eclipse, lunar energy is the tits
That looks like a justed Madison Ivy after some horrific plastic surgery
Banging tune, love you cunt
having a poo lads
No idea but I recognise the guy from that picture of all those lads lining up in front of a blacked.com billboard and I don't know why.
This meme is payback for the brad pitt plsu naow meme
Take a picture or you're larping
Hell yeah. I can feel it, the air is so electric. Or maybe I'm a little pissed
Post log or it didn't happen.....
Can someone explain who this guy in the picture is
Mass shooter Shamoor Al Hydeer
haha he can't keep getting away with it guyz xd
Is that from Google deep dream generator? I like aiportraits.com
waking up at midnight
this cant be good
thanks man. ya lovely bugger ya.
been some great choons on tonight. i think friday nights should be boomer night desu.
I'll shag your dad you big gay
nice late evening stream
haha epic mem gonna share this with the uni lads in our banter chat on whatsapp
Dunno how I feel about having the same physique of Sam Hyde
Don't forget to send them a picture of your massive cock!!!!
Super Shemale vitality
Alpha as fuuuuck brahhhh, peak testosterone levels
should go to bed
sat drinking and tapping my foot to boomer songs
my my cold hearted child
tell me how you feel
*does a big exaggerated yawn*
*drunkenley stumbles off to outer Jow Forums*
bet it's somebodys birthday. i'm off to spread some cheer
So if I hit just above my heart at during a certain rhythm I can become kil? Cool
Go to bed and get your 12 hours of sleep. Jesus loves you
nah. no buggers birthday
oh no the ginger is going to rape the fairy lass
When I was banned from Jow Forums a while ago I made a r*ddit account and posted there for a while
It's very easy to upset r*dditors so I've made it my mission to get the lowest "karma" possible
It's very easy to upset r*dditors so I've made it my mission to get the lowest "karma" possible
lmao wow thats never been done before
wish a ginger fairy would come rape me
that time help helper lad migrated to 8/brit/ when he got banned on Jow Forums
I want to get /fit/ but on the other hand I can only really have fun when I'm drunk as a skunk. How do I resolve this? It's one or the other as alcohol kills gains
is he eating TWO pot noodles at the same time?????
She looks hotter when she isn't tarted up but she was my favourite girl from girls aloud
Today he was saying he was only going to drink one bottle of booze ahahaha
I think I'm going to watch one more movie then I'll get a wee sleep. Up early to get my candle and nit comb in the morning
he's got a curry on the way and all
it's a good series isn't it?
i wanted to wait a bit before you got past that bit before i posted. i wouldn't be a dick and spoil it any way.
i'm on ep6. going to save the last 3 episodes for tomorrow.
i'm a bit drunk now
Is this Mark guy drunk, high, or just mentally fucked?
l dont feel good lads. l feel rather ungood in fact
drunk and mental, he was threatening the wall a minute ago
He seems like a very sad insight into life for a middle aged man in Britain today.
Enjoying it so far I bet the posh junkie gets rammed, still watching episode 2 while I roll tonight's joints, is this based on a book or something? Seems to have a whole universe but doesn't tell you much lore.
what's up user?
physically ungood or mentally?
He's likely drunk, back in the day he thought he was hard by headbutting a picture on his wall.
Can we get an F for Mark
sleep well lads x night tim x night shippy x night scea x
Both l guess. drinking too much alcohol and caffine. Feel like l need to 'do something' but paralysised
Also known as the "lifting weights and eating rubbish" lifestyle
really not a fan of what youtube changed to the layout
tfw only got 8 cans
Neck 'em all and get to bed you degenerate
Not on my life and stuff :(
i don't know, i've been doing a half arsed search and there's a fandom page but would love something more in depth
says online that it was adapted from
also been looking and amazon have said fuck yeah to another series. \o/ it really is great. not often i'll sit and spend a day watching something.
*not keen on my life
can't even get A SHITTY FUCKING Jow Forums POST RIGHT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
They changed it every week it feels like it, why can't they just leave it be the cunts.
Do you like that song then lad?
if you can't use your body use your mind for something. is there anything that's been on your mind recently?
always liked it lad
If i was a degenerate i'd be smoking weed.
The ginger posh lads sisters, its just been relieved she's going to whore herself out to the black posh goat guy.
I wish they would hurry up with The Expanse.
is kikenight still alive?
The Cure are probably my favourite band
man, c'mon. there could be anons that want to watch this as well. sorry for being a tit but...
saying that have you see.. joking. but the bit with the chancellors son is good
also, expanse? i bet i miss loads in films, and just get caught up in the filler.
ffs thought this bar has chocolate and buts but it's fruit and raisins blugh
I thought we were clear on Yorkie not being for girls
There's male fairies that ain't right, fairies are built for burgish cock
What boards are bearable during yank hours (now)?
Sorry I can't spoiler because I'm phoneposting on the omichan app so I don't use character names and try to sound vague instead.
Not seen The Expanse? Its a scifi tv show its pretty good and it's on Amazon, watching episode 3 hope its purely a flashback episode.
Pix will just do just fine
Id rather kill myself than be dead
ah i thought expanse was to do with CR. was wondering if i just spent all the time thinking FAERIES ARE GREAT.
bit mean but whatevz
state of these trannies watching fairy shows
Can't do both. Just gotta do it lad init
yer da watches fairy shows
Been out of work for almost a year.
Got a job interview next week
for retail fagging. I'll almost certainly get it. I've retailed fagged so much I've mastered the interview matrix.
Don't wanna work, but NEETing is starting to drag.
big lumpy spot on my side. Might stab and drain it
You're away with the fairies user as my granny liked to say
yeah i won't deny that user. excellent use of deductive reasoning
what a wholesome expression for being a madlad
Been there mate, the neet lifestyle gets boring after a while. Even though it sucks getting up early and sacrificing your time, the routine does you good mentally. That's just my experience though
nah i eventually get resentful and just one morning i refuse to go out of spite amd go back to bed
that comfort only achievable with two windows in nighttime mode/Tomorrow style, a quietish background song, a clear nights sky, two legs in a bed, a vidya on standby for when you feel like it, something to do which isn't urgent and a warm-ish cuppa next to you
that bonus assuredness of knowing lightfags will never 'get' it
*sighs* you know, existance an all that shit; it ain't all bad
Same here lad. Moneys the real issue; might not be the key to happiness but is sure as fuck is a fast-track from sadness. Basically got a Maccys job lined up after the same situation you're in; some money in the bank and I might get a few bits and bats I've been after.
does britbong land have lightning bugs?
Yeah we call them moths now fuck off
oooh, apparently we do
OGGY OGGYY OGGGY
if you call lightning bugs moths then what do you call these cunts?
That's a papyrus mite
OI Ol OI
Dust bird of darkness of course fella