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Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

The nights sure are drawing in edition

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Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

SP doesnt skip ads on youtbue

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

The image which links Tim to Jow Forums forever

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Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

SP has his own bespoke departure lounge at Heathrow Terminal 5

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

What are we ((drinking)) tonight lads? I'm currently on my third gin and tonic

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

DM enabling SP's behaviour again

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

SP owes me a fiver x

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

The SP estate is so large it has an entire constituency in the house of commons

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

The national grid request advance copies of SPs schedule so they can plan for national energy consumption in advance

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

just had my last cup of tea for the night. probably going to be on the rum after that, might read a book if i can clear my mind.

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

Next cunt who mentions SP is getting a fucking pint glass in the face, understood?

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Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

The only reason the UK meets its climate change obligations is because of the number of trees on the SP estate

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

*throws a beach ball into the thread*

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

*glasses you in the face*
Your rules mate haha

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

There is so much coal beneath the SP estate, he hired every unemployed miner in Yorkshire to give them a livelihood

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

what's the story of the meme on the left?

James Peterson
James Peterson

Had my date with the girl from Henley, what an absolute disaster that was.
She was very obviously not into it, and she was a far bit heavier than her photos suggested. When she sat down she put on sunglasses and I just got "not interested" vibes the whole evening. Half an hour in she starts asking me about my exes, and what my worst bumble experience has been. Then she drops some not so subtle hints about how the date is going.
Then she just says "you're different from messaging, you're very quiet". I do mention I don't do well with crowds and she scoffs and says "why? I'm a social butterfly".
At this point I've had enough so ask if she wants to call it, she says yes and walks off without saying goodbye.

It's insane how picky fat women can be these days.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

Water gang here.

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

DID SOMEBODY SAY JUSTEAT

John Williams
John Williams

That's Kev, a meme from Bodybuilding forums, encouraged by Irish posters on /int/.
Though a lot of people mistakenly think it's 190cm master race, a loathed poster on several boards and a sometimes-poster on /britfeel/.

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

Nice, can't beat a cheeky rum. What're you reading at the moment?

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

yeah everyone calls him 190kg master race hah top bants.

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

Good on ya lad. Definitely need to start drinking more water or I'm gonna end up with a kidney stone or some shit

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

Don't look back into the sun
You've cast your pearls but you're on the run
And all the lies you said, who did you save?
But when they played that song at the Death Disco
It started fast but it ends so slow
And all the time just reminded me of you

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Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

My tastebuds are too babby for gin and tonic. Can't stand the bitterness. I try every couple of years to see if they've developed.

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

I don't tend to post books because some cunt always spoils the ending.

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

How you supposed to know which multivitamins to buy? Please no "you don't need them". If you saw my diet youd see why.

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

YES pls food

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Friday 13th
full moon
Wew. I'd like to walk under it but good trash tv

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Oooo I want some chicken balls and some chow mein

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

Ordered a chinese at half 7. Just Eat said delivery at 20 past. It's ten minutes later than they said and it's not here. Don't really want to phonw the chinese. Defeats the whole purpose of just eat.
Fuck sake. It is Friday but I'm hungry.

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

i'm such a ground dwelling fool.
it's faerie.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Naked Attraction at 11pm if yo didn't see it earlier in the week. Get in there

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Third opium war NOW!

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

I know basically nothing about any of that stuff so I just buy Centrum Advance.

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

Naked Attraction at 11pm if yo didn't see it earlier in the week

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James Moore
James Moore

Fair enough lad. Currently reading a book about the evolution of man ((spoiler: we're fucked))

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

That wasn't DM in the last thread. Also he's the one who cares about SP the most and doesn't enable him in any way

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

I care more about SP. I actually set a good example and don't take drugs.

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Good trash. Waiting for fright night on really. Antiques roadshow at the minute which is also good

No normie trash allowed. Channel 4 and ITV2 fags get fucked

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

What we getting lad? Fancy a chinky?

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

She sounds horrible mate. What a waste of time

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

I know what you mean. I couldn't stand the bitterness a few years back, but my taste buds must've changed over the years. Either that or my alcoholic ass probably got sick of all the other spirits and gin was the last resort

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

Me too lad, let's split a chow mein and get some prawn toast and salt and chilli chippies too

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

a bit of pot never hurt anyone

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

If he cared about him most he wouldn't support his incel fantasies.

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

Erm, I'm sorry but did you see what happened to Bob Marley? Nigga's foot fell off

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

8 quid for 100 tabs on ebay. Sorted. Thanks!

I watch a lot of normie trash on E4 and channel 4. I avoid anything political though. Awful.

youtube.com/watch?v=meCKcMvy4S8

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

How does trying to get him out for a drink encourage his incel fantasies?

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Anycunt eating beans the night then??? With sausages?

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

Just got 20 quids worth of McDonald's for free because some paki uber eats driver got the wrong door, my nephew and his mates had a part init so I gave them some of the loot.
2 double cheese burgers
2 mayo burgers
Cheese bites
2 large cokes
20 nugger box
3 bbq sauce
1 meduim fanta

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Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

Bake Off is a bit shite innit lads. It's like CBeebies with badly made cakes.

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

Chinese finally got here. Its a bit cold. The driver was irish and had a kid with him. Probably the cause of the delay.

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

Teacher, they all seem to be the same kind of boistrous, extroverted type.
But yeah won't be seeing her again she's already unmatched me.

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

probably gonna get petrol bombed or groomed watch out lad

Owen Long
Owen Long

"I want to kill a woman and then kill myself, women should die, I am entitled to a woman's affection without putting in any effort. I am better than all of you." - SP

"Haha what a laugh lad, come for a pint?" - DM

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

mayo burgers
What?

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

beans and sosij
Got 6 tins of the stuff in my bedroom. Brexit here I come.

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

You are going to get a letter with a bill in it for that food and if you don't pay it they will fuck your credit rating.

Happened to me with a deliveroo order from five guys

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

lads make huge mistakes chasing fat girls since they are the biggest bitches you'll ever meet who constantly seek attention and have a rancid personalty because of their looks so have to prove themselves

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

chicken mayo burgers, a mcds insider told me they call them mayo burgers

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

Wealthcels on suicide watch tonight.

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

Nice one lad, i've been on them for the last few weeks, im seeing how long I can last, I just can't stop eating them, i've sat a can beside my bed open everynight for a little midnight snack

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

mfw an user just dedicated the last hour of his life trying to be a meanie but I just had a top burger werger from waitrose and might start a new anime later

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Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

Don't befriend your local nonce.

- PM Kev x

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Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

Can I have a couple tokes on your cheese bites?

Dominic James
Dominic James

PM Kev x
I thought milk harambe was still our pm, no?
the event I'm genuinely most excited about before Christmas is having another britfeel election tbqh

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

SP privately funded an investigation into the existence of the Loch ness monster, so he could sue to owner for trespassing on the SP estate

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

Lol what a load of bullocks you're just jelly I got free shit, concern sulker is what you are.

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

They will track you down and send a bill probably

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

A pigeon flew into my dining room window today lids. Poor thing looks like it broke its neck, it's definitely dead.

F

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Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

waitrose
what a spoilt lad

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

Noel Fielding's pretty sound in it. God, I miss the mighty boosh

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

If you get away with it I will be jealous, because I definitely didn't and it's still causing hassle.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

they're shit burgerwergers tbqh, tiny
F
maybe pidgeon mummy can tell you how to bury it

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

not him, or her, but, dig hole, place pigeon in hole, 40 min eulogy, put dirt back in hole.

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

The wealthcel Tesco
The Chad waitrose

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

Cheeky gift lads

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Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

Legally, they can't do that. If you're sent something by accident, it's yours. Their fuckups aren't your responsibility.

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

I've unironically never even seen a LIDL irl
stop it hurts

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

user gets a lucky free meal
hurr durr pakis will rape your mum
the banks will seize your house over a mcds bill
prepare for a shlicking from baliffs and a shit credit rating
seethers are so cringe

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

My dickhead of a cat dragged a cute little bluetit into my house once. Managed to wrestle it away from him and it flew ot my hand out the window. Hope it was ok. Legit hate cats.

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Jose Howard
Jose Howard

I shop between Morrisons and Aldi because they're closest shops to me. What class am I in?

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

I don't have any gardening tools to bury it. My uncle is coming tomorrow to take it away.

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Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

My mum literally said that to my niece to eat her potato emojis the other day. Could not believe what I was hearing.

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

i got cheap waitrose stuff when i worked in food manufacturing. joined a cheap shop thing that got food from the suppliers of supermarkets and the like.
it wasn't anything really. but, did learn M&S do god tier salted caramel donuts.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

who /pissed/ here?
mummy bought me a 6 pack of bud, canny complain

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

nip t'parents and grab a little spade or trowel or something. you could still do it and bury it.
others may not be as kind as us, so you never know where it's final resting place could be

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

No, I'm not having my fucking post buried by bullshit

Let me re-emphasise. IF YOU GET SENT A BILL (WHICH YOU WON'T) YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. UNSOLICITED GOODS ARE YOURS TO KEEP.

FUCK SEETHERS

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Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

My cat once dragged a live baby rabbit into the house. Cats are evil

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

you must turn the vheel samir please

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

loved it when asked on Question Time a politician once said they knew of Lidl, when pressed further they thought it was an Italian supermarket
has a garden
no tools
something is wrong with this lad.

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

I prefer "cornered, the boy kicked up at the world, the world kicked back a lot fucken harder now" ;_;

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

My cat brought a duck to a bbq once. Bless him, he was only trying to be nice to us.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

On the Duvel again de laaaaaaad

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Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

Getting there lad weeeewwwww

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

are you mentalhealthbait user?

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

Nah legally they can. It's their property until it goes to the rightful owner. Look it up.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

For me it was two double cheeseburgers, some nuggers and a pack of cheese bites
Sure thing mate a bit spicy tho
Just jelly of my burger wurgers and nugger wuggies innit

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Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

Is your cat Korean by any chance

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

If you don't eat him he died in vain x

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

Enjoying the thought of you just waking up in the middle of a night, having a spoonful of beans and sosij and going back to sleep. Thank you for this.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

It's not a lucky free meal. It's a meal he stole from someone else. Now the rightful owner will have a load of hassle. He didn't win a prize here.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

hope all the lads are comy t b f desu lads

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

Fuck off justeat employee. That's not how it works. YOU look it up.

sick of being asked if i'm someone else. I feel like i'm being fucked with and i'm getting asked if i'm x or y when I've been the same one mong all along. please leave me alone

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Baseeeeeeddd. Sort that head out though, looks like a cheap skanky nightclub in your glass brother

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

Yep comfy as fuck mate, in bed watching telleh

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

Duvel's supposed to be like that mate (really, it is), it settles down.

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

it's normal for duvel

that's why SCEA degasses it

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

That's what I thought. Then I got a negative entry on my credit rating three months later for an unpaid bill. Not a seether just saying what happened to me.

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Kind of thought that already but you have reassured me pal, thanks
*gives you watery leftovers of a large coke*

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Shit, I had no idea. Hope you enjoy lad. That's a mighty fine beer right there

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

No problem mate, it does look odd 2bf. Ordering it in a pub they always assume they poured it wrong so I just ask for the bottle and a glass and do it myself.

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

No fuck you and your back tracking you fucking arsehole

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

Gotta be faster next time sulky x

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

My bumble contains the answer
Suggest a date if... You want me to pay for it!

Got matched with a really cute asian girl who wants me to take her out for sushi, but at Sushi Samba (80+ quid a head). She unmatched when I suggested Yo Sushi as an alternative.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Are tommy got a nice trim lads

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Connor Adams
Connor Adams

Not a fan of these mcds straws lads they always come apart and I get bits of paper stuck in my teeth.

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

HI, yeah I'm here now stop asking other anons if they're me. I'm back baby.

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

It's not an unsolicited good. If the order doesn't have your name on it, it's an item sent by mistake and still belongs to the trader. Firms can take you to court to recover.

Look it up you angry, ignorant mong

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

got the eight cans of carly lets get this party started

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Crona's back!!!!!! They said it would never happen!!

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

why've you taken your trip off moni?

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

why don't you just take the lid off the cup, lad?

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

Who are you and why should l care?

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

Straight up voodoo in a bottle

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

gorn son

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

I secretly went and did some googling to make sure I was right and I was wrong. Fuck sake.

From what I understand you have two weeks to contact the business to reclaim their goods.
Obviously they're not going to recover cold fucking food after two weeks, so just email them tomorrow and tell them to pick up their food. That should put you in the clear.

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

you shouldn't. ignore the twat and his personality cult.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

defo loving carnival row me lads.
going for a spliff then to finish the series in muh bed \o/

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Then the small cubes get in the way or I choke on a melted cube at slips in.
anons debate the legality of my meal
Who cares when life gives you lemons lads

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

You wanna fight m8???? I'll slap your turkey neck

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

Based. what anime?

John Stewart
John Stewart

Slapping my neck seems like a weird way of fighting but I'm down!

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

Just checked the menu
sushisamba.com/london/city/menu/allday

Thought those numbers were the item number, like in a Chinese. It's the price.
Fucking what
13 quid for carrots
1000 for some beef
She's taking the piss.

John Rogers
John Rogers

What episode you on mate? I was the user the other night who started watching it but haven't watched since then

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

BREAKING NEWS

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49688123

SAM SMITH CHANGES PRONOUNS

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

For me its sorting and deleting files on my pos laptop

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Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

Accepting goods under a false name
Giving false credentials
Stealing reconstituted meat
Discussing and encouraging crimes in a public forum
Posting images of a known terrorist organisation in conjunction with criminal posts
Using anonymity as a mask for crimes
Attempting to undermine the legal process of transaction
Tarnishing the reputation of /britcitfeel/
There's an iso-cube with your name on it, creep.

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

It's how we sort things out in the navy

Jayden King
Jayden King

Slap my bum as well tehehe

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

What's your filesystem like lad

Here's mine. It's fairly tidy and I'm happy with it. It used to be a right mess.

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Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

ep 6. watched the first as i fell asleep last night and done the rest today.
i am a pleb though so it's probably right you didn't like it much

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Then why are you phonefagging rentboiiiiii?

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

I will, you absolute slag

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Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

fucking talentless bender

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Sulk user is a raging homosex, who'd have thought it?

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

Dont really know how to describe it
Just have folders pertaining to the relevant things innit
Cuz I only phonepost simple as

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Blake Evans
Blake Evans

what we doing this weekend lads? cex trip and a solo pub visit for me

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

willy rubs and watching the excellent Fallout 3: You Only Live Once youtube series

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

at war with my gender
This dude is 27.
27

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

Staying sober tonight so I can wake up fresh as fuck tomorrow and go into town for a nice pumpkin candle

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Only watched one episode but thought it was alright, I love meh but comfy "girl" tv shows.
I watch Buffy, Supernatural and Poldark.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

Lee Anthony Hoyland complaining about the traffic as he's walking to the ASDA when he sees three cars in a stationary position.

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

why have you fuck up your windows bar user

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Gotta be real with ya, lads. KFC's chips are a fucking shambles. How can they mess something so simple up? McDonalds and Burger King's chips are so much nicer that it's not even funny.

Their corn on the cob is delicious though.

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Asher Myers
Asher Myers

Were good before they made them chunky desu

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

That lass in Poldark is incredible

Julian White
Julian White

gonna catch the gaa final and get pished.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

Gotta be real with ya, lads. KFC's chips are a fucking shambles. How can they mess something so simple up?
By listening to women
bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-46111885

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Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

Best chips
Mcds >>> burger king >>>>>> kfc

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

it's not a girl show and for me i don't think it's meh at all.
i watched buffy but millions of years ago when it first was on.
bloody loved charmed as well.

Jace Price
Jace Price

I bought some jaffa cakes today, lads.
Is there not a better biscuit/cake on the market?

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Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

don't kfc do those skin on chips now?

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

They weren't that nice to begin with.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

Corn of the cob was what mum forced me to eat as part of my five a day as a kid. cant see how anyone would like it.

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

They've got to be one of the most universally-liked. Though I sent a packet to my mate in the US and she said they were vile. Probably because they use real sugar.

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Yeah and they're vile.

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

KFC chips are still shite and their wraps are wank anorl. Nuff said.

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Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

t. Charlie Burness

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

Fucking hell. I mean they weren't great but they are much better than the shit they serve now. I can't believe they listened to a woman. Women don't even like anything, taste is like hobbies to them. They lack tastebuds and only eat for attention.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Sorry lad but its a girl show and there's nowt wrong with liking a girls show but lets be real okay.
I watched Charmed too its how I got into Morrissey shame all the actresses except for the ugly one turned into cunts

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

I've had this discussion once before here and I'm not having it again.

The long and short of it is pic related.

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James Anderson
James Anderson

Were those CotCs hot or cold? Because when they're heated up with butter they're so damn delicious.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

For me, its Lidl fruit bakes.

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

Bet her fanny stinks though

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Yeah I don't think her tweet had anything to do with whatever decision KFC made.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ml_L3cuTfPA

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

what makes it girly? magick and sheeit's not just for girls ya know.

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

I work this shitty part time job but my manager schedules me so I never get a day off. It sucks ass and all my family tells me is "but user think of the money"

What's money worth when I have no time to spend it? I can't breathe ffs

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Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

I see that YT title and automatically I remember when Adam phoned up because he was addicted to Jaffa Cakes. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

vertical taskbar master race
mine is on the right tho

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Not him but fucking hell lad, this changes everything.
I've had my taskbar set to the bottom of my monitor on every computer I've used since I was a youngun, this looks so much better. I feel like I'm straightening out my neck as well which must be good for posture.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

You're not at all wrong
That's why Opera popped their taskbar on the left
But I will never change regardless

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

I work this shitty part time job but my manager schedules me so I never get a day off
Are you working over your contracted hours? You have to consent over what you signed up for. You can legally tell them to fuck off.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

have some good willy rubs lid

a pumpkin candle would help make the thread smell better

whtas gaa lad?

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

The romance murder mystery with supernatural elements is qint girly tv imo but you have seen more of it than me.

I wish I had a gf or bf to cuddle up with and watch these faggy shows with.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

In a browser it makes more sense to have the taskbar horizontal because it's displaying text.

In firefox I've set mine up in a way that takes up as little vertical space as possible. By default the bookmarks bar is below the URL bar but it makes way more sense to just merge them together since it's mostly empty space anyway.

Glad you've seen the light. Last time I talked about my vertical taskbar everyone was insulting me and calling me a spastic.

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Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

Soz palie

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

gaelic football bruv.

Matthew Hernandez
Matthew Hernandez

I just jerked off for the first time in a week. I felt absolutely nothing except a little disappointment. Is there no more pleasure in life?

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

I used to run this place you know, back in day I was the big boy. When I came into the thread, people turned heads to pay attention to what I had to say.

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Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

Gaelic football is honestly more interesting than football there's a lot more going on and its hard as fuck.

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

Why do you think her fanny stinks?

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

Welcome to my club. I feel almost zero joy at this point. Instances where I do laugh or get excited are almost fleeting in comparison to the perpetual apathy I swim in.

I just want to fade into nothing.

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Why the fuck are you watching gaelic football bruv? You a celtaboo now or something?

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

Because back then no one washed and she was a poor feral cornhole, I bet her cunt smelt of tuna even after Poldark house broke her.

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

there's monsters and shit though (that's a crap joke sorry). a lot of things have a love interest in them.
what about blade runner 2049. that had love and feelings in it. i bloody cried at that. that proper brought out emotions in me. and the OG 1 had those elements.
those are the last 2 things i watched before this.
the first made me think holy shit, what a film. the second made me think HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A FILM.
those were supernatural no?

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

yeah it's like rugby, only hard men are cut out for it

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

shit, forgot to say, sorry if i seem srgumentative. i don't mean to be too much of a dick.
i just bloody like this.

Kayden James
Kayden James

Feel quite tired so I'm already in bed. Might just have a little nap after I finish drinking my tea.

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Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

By this point I'm becoming numb to it all, so I welcome pain. Rejected by a coworker, on the verge of homelessness and my family is dead.

I think in life things are balanced out. It's been a constant year of losses, so something good is bound to happen now, right? RIGHT?

David Lopez
David Lopez

I think I have nits.

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

I think in life things are balanced out. It's been a constant year of losses, so something good is bound to happen now, right? RIGHT?
lmao

LMAO

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

I am at no stage just yet to eloquently speak at length about what it means to be non binary
Aka I'm talking out of my fucking arsehole

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

15 or 20 packets a day

Nah...

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

This is what happens when you don't constantly shun and beat your autistic children.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Busy day, lad?

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

I have my taskbar on vertical but how have you changed the width? setting small icons doesn't change it

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

Girls love scary shite innit
bladrunner
The main character was a man who used a real women as a cocksleeve just to fuck his virtual waifu and violently murdered the best girl.
Thats not romantic, JOI wasn't real, its only romantic from the incel bladerunner perspective.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

I think I have tits.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

*points*
ANONS GOT NITS! RUNNN!!

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

In bed. I have become snuggly and/or puggly.

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

Cor let's see them then. D-do you bras?

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

be myself
get shit on
try to improve
get shit on
try my best to improve
in progress with bad to lackluster results
m-maybe if i try even harder...

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Also there was no elements of romance in the first, Deckard unironically rapes Sarah or whatever her name was but she's just a confused biobot who does know whats what.

No need just chatting shit innit

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

I've been doing nothing but work, or going for long walks. I average out about 3 hours of sleep. I asked out a coworker I fancy and was turned down, now things are going to be awkward. That load was meant for her. That's probably why it was extra disappointing.

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

A program called 7++ taskbar tweaker. I don't believe you can use it on the latest Windows 10 build.

It has some extra features like volume control by mousing over the taskbar and scrolling, making the taskbar transparent, and being able to hide the scrollbar by middle clicking on it.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

going gym so i can come back and push you cunts around like the big boy i am

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Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

Hurling is for real men

Levi White
Levi White

*tapes this to the door of the thread*

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Camden Miller
Camden Miller

You'll only get big width-ways mate. You're stuck at 4'11 though.

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

Bigsy

An unemployed man from Scarborough, who is very paranoid, likes making jokes about Jimmy Saville and has a filthy bedroom

Who on earth came up with this character?

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Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

he doesn't do daily 3x8 on the strech machines
mate come on

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Angel Butler
Angel Butler

it's not scary though
also, not even. it was joi who got the whore to do what what she wanted. joi pushed for that. and it was romantic because of him and joi. that was love. and joe wasn't real either. he was a replicant.
you know she's called rachel pal, don't pretend.
and deckard and her had a child. that's what the 2nd one's about. that child came from love not rape.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Younger bro got a new Polish gf. She's cute.

Anyone else living with the crippling pain of having much more successful siblings? Particularly younger siblings? Why did I have to be the one my parents fucked up?

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

shit, i forgot again.
hope you find someone to cuddle up with 1 day mate. i hope everyone does. but not me. i'm on solomode 4 lyfe.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Yup. My brother's girlfriend lives here.

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

Fucking hate women. Anyone else agree?

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Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

my sister owns her own home and had a baby last year. quite pleased as my mum isn't getting a grandchild from me

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

i want to be stepped on by a cute girl lads

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

Sorry to hear that user, rejection can feel absolutely shitty. But maybe it wasn't meant to be, yanno. Try focus on yourself right now, get some more sleep if you can. I could barely function on 3 hours sleep

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

I've downloaded it and it seems to work fine but I can't find any option to decrease the width of the taskbar

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

its not scary to us manly men and you have a very warped sense of romance pal, Deckard rapes her lad simple as.
Replicants aren't robots either or androids, they're bio engineered slaves with feels and shit which is why they're only allowed on the offworld colonies and are sterile.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

They can be annoying at times, but they vary.
Hates abit of a strong word, can't say I actually hate anyone, I do often disapprove of things people do though.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

i don't particularly hate or love women, it's a bit silly to do so tbqhwyl

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Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Mate no offence but your parents didn't fuck you up. It's your fault. Take some responsibility and maybe you will sort your life out maggot.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

it was in the good ol days. they wear helmets now the fannies.

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

Oh sorry, I forgot the setting was hidden somewhere. Right click in the settings window, go to advanced options and then enable "no width limit". Then you can resize the taskbar as normal

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

i don't agree. i think she liked him. but thinking back he was a bit forceful at first.
i might have to re-watch them and see if i change my mind
and desu i think i have a warped sense of everything

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Even my dad "jokes" that I was a test run who didn't work out so they tried a different approach with my bro. Bit insensitive tbqh.

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

Did you know Ford during that scene didn't tell the actress who played rachel that he was going force himself on her but no one cared because the actress was a cunt.

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

my bruddas dont dab we just vossi post
so much vossi i might open up a vossi shop

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Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

no i did not know that. i don't know much at all really
the actress was called sean young. i know that because like a tit i thought, woah, is that a tranner?
also, does the book go more in to detail about them than the film did?

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

The ice in my fanta as melted and it tastes like orange dilute

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

She looks like smol transsexual lol and no its totally different and has very different themes

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

Well fuck you too buddy orig

Liam Green
Liam Green

Mad to think people put ice in their drinks.

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

You sound like my granny she has the same view on the word hate

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

nearly asked how different, but i'll not ruin the suprise and find out for myself eh. going to get the book for my birthday

Zachary White
Zachary White

Well I have a fridge right next to my bed. Maybe that makes me a twat but it's nice to have such quick access to a cold drink. Pull out a cold bottle of water, pour some squash in from me nightstand and wala.

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

Celebs Go Motorhoming. Kino?

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

nah i hate that
for me, it's president t
youtu.be/YsKSN_B0q6o

fren where you goin
i dont really know
maybe ive already been

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Depends. Who's on it?

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

managed to get still fanta on maccas once. not sure if it was meant to be on the menu or not.
real tasty.

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

black man that sounds white
unfortunate

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Why did I have to be the one my parents fucked up?
Weird how your brother didn't turn out fucked up too. Almost as if it's your fault.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

heating on
playing airdrums
sweating muh tits off
youtube.com/watch?v=76F9nyNgT80

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

I got a frozen blueberry Fanta at the local cinema. Was pretty good.

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

Probs just forgot to put the gas in lmao

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

Yeah mcdonalds used to do still Fanta. Was great. Not seen it in over ten years though.

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Just bought a hoodie off Amazon.

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Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

Yes lad. I can get behind this. Headbanging right now.

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

pour some squash in from me nightstand and wala.
It's voila you pleb.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

I can see the appeal of Steven Crowder

youtube.com/watch?v=uRIoyyE9UPc

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/product/fanta-orange-medium.html

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

have this as well user
youtube.com/watch?v=-oYW-0zZgw4

William Cook
William Cook

Bought a sleeveless hoodie off Amazon last month. Pretty good summer attire.

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

what sorta hoodie is it lod?

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

sleeveless hoodie
mate...

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

youtube.com/watch?v=LO-zSxWRSVI

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

just bought some nice toeless wellies off amazon lads, keep my toes nice and cool when im fishing

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

Sun's out, Guns out and all that

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Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

This has evoked some really vivid memories of being about 11 or 12 and listening to the Iowa album in bed in headphones with it in a portable cd player in bed.
GONNA SLIT YOUR THROAT
AND FUCK THE WOUNDDDD
WAAAAAAAAAA

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Just a standard grey one lid.

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Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

Can some lads link some kino nonce stings been watching a few compilations

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

Why is her lower leg twisted to badly, is she okay?

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Turns out the McDonalds I got for free was actually my brothers who forget to get it delivered to the pub he's partying at because he forgot to change the address on his ubureats account.
He's seething but I shifted the blame to my nephew and his mates, so it was still free.
Calling it twat tax.

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Julian Wood
Julian Wood

AS I CLOSE MY EYES
I FEEL IT ALL SLIPPING AWAY
I IGNORE YOU
WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND

used to be mad into nu metal
I own every slipknot album and Korn album on CD and still listen to the bastards
Seen them both live too proper class it was
For me? It was Korn's untouchables on repeat for a few years

Julian James
Julian James

For me it is Limp Bizkit and Slipknot.

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Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

based
youtube.com/watch?v=snXcZHUyR6M

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

Mid 2000s feels take me back

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

limpin with the bizkit

mah man

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

For me it's Marilyn Manson and Reel Big Fish

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

have you still got the cd player?
youtube.com/watch?v=jd3fun04bNI
for me it was use your illusions 2 at 11 or 12 with it on a portable cd player.
i member being sat in the family car playing sonic on my gamegear. listening to that album while my family spent the day at the beach.
*sips*
youtube.com/watch?v=isCh4kCeNYU

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

Antichrist superstar, now that's a bloody album, every song better than the next and a great opener and closer Wahey

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

She's probably had plenty of time to think about it.
Do you honestly hate anyone? Bear in mind that hate is something that's constant and never goes away.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE THE TREEEEEES
YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR OWN SHIT ON YOUR KNEES
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
IT'S ALL RELATIVE TO THE SIZE OF YOUR STEEPLE

SO TAKE YOUR HATRED OUT ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE YOUR VICTIM MY HEEEEAAAAD
YOU NEVER EVER BELIEVED IN MEEEEEEE
I AM YOUR TOURNIQUET

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Na lad that's like 17 years ago. I don't even have any of the cds I had anymore. Was young and didn't look after things.
youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
I remember I used to think it was so cool. But I tried so hard to be different. Now I try hard to be normal and not stand out too much. Weird how it goes.

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

Where myreally baggy jeans and really baggy hoody niggas at?
youtube.com/watch?v=lMPtIhAPnn4

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

i don't know, but i'd let her strangle me to death with her legs

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

I need gay mates, black mates, girl mates.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Pushed back the square
Now that you've kneed her in the throat
Well, there you go
'Cause back in school
We are the leaders of all
So transpose or stop your life
Is what you do

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Actually listening to Limp Bizkit right now. Also reminder that the video for Rollin was partially shot at the Twin Towers and won the VMA for Best Rock Video on the 10th September 2001.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

whaheyy its friday hope you lads are beering it up

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

MUM I REALLY WANT THESE COOL JEANS
WHY CAN'T I HAVE THEM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
user they are six sizes too big for you.

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Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

record label says your album has no singles
rework your moody final track into a rap rock banger
make a video where you, a 30 year old man with a wife and kids, skateboards around a school and starts some dumb rebellion

Still can't tell if Deftones were taking the piss or just gave up with this?

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

i did same, didn't look after anything.
guess who had an og milennium falcon lego motherfuggerrrrrrrr.
bloddy parents chucking shit out. FUCKERS.
youtube.com/watch?v=zNay98NtM0Q
and ofc loved break stuff.

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

i used to have some with a chinese dragon down the leg, and a black hoody (many sizes too big) also with a chinese dragon on

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

real 30yo boomer hours

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

For me, it's Amerie
youtu.be/sELR5SLXABI

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Henry Williams
Henry Williams

youtube.com/watch?v=N8L-H4DyMB4

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Brody Morris
Brody Morris

how do i stop remembering cringeworthy things i did

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Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

some of us are oIder

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

Deftones are a pretty serious band apparently. But to be honest I have only ever listened to that song.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

They never go away mate, you just learn to live with them.

Joseph White
Joseph White

And how did you afford that??!!!!

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

zoomers and millenials
introooo ducing
the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoure watter
youtube.com/watch?v=fBW1zyKOtVs

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

Do something even more cringy to cancel it out

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

you hear the extra bit on that album after the outro where theyre laughing at someone called DJ lethal?

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

They're one of my favs and yeah they were always way more "artsy" than all their nu metal peers which is probably why they're the only one that isn't embarrassing these days

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

Naked Attraction
"I was brought up a Christian. I'm a hopeless romantic"
Single mother at 28

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Ah, I see another flame shirt connoisseur. I am currently wearing my uniqlo modern day equivalent.
Lego Falcon. Alright mr fancy pants. Lucky you. I reckon all I have left is a couple gameboy colours and 2 copies each of pokemon red and blue.
youtube.com/watch?v=edItP36ge3c

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Which 1 lads?

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Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

seasidemark deleted his last streams

Once again. Listen zoomers, you're wasting your time on this cunt. he deletes everything.

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

Number 5 just cover that fucker dunk it right in i'm off the bloody chart

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

share them with the thread by telling us you vent those feels

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Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

4 cans down, 4 to go

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

1 because sauce is gross, i hate the consistency of it. especially when it's cold sauce on hot food. gross

i'll only have sauce if it's bbq and in a burger or hotdog and nowhere else.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

Literally me. People actually keep their sauce in the fridge. The mentalists.

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

DJ Lethal is a member of the band lad.

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

Screenshot her pls without seeing her your post is lacking

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

chinese dragon down the leg
Golden tiger for me

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

My astonishment was at the fucking cheek calling yourself a Christian and a hopeless romantic whilst going on a dating show to show off your minge and having 2 kids out of wedlock.

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

Had three pints at the pub and now on my second big bottle of beer at home. Will probably be my last because I need to be up early tomorrow.

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James Garcia
James Garcia

i'll only have sauce if it's bbq
white people, ladies and gentlemen!

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

It should be /britfeel/ law that ANY post that references a girl, tranny or not, should include a picture of said subject. Without it, what's the fucking point?

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Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

have you ever been to Pakistan, Moni?

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

being a bloke and wearing a dress
Pakis, ladies and gentlement.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

Let's ave a picky of you then mate.
It's an annonymous board that's the bleedin point.

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

Got a sauce for this?

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

can't believe i was tired a minute ago.
bloddy music. great wonderful music.
yeah he used to be in the "band" think left just before choc starfish.
wasn't he something to do with house of pain as well?
fugg it, youtube.com/watch?v=MdxCfAb-ROM
and i know. i was breddy lucky my dad was kewel af. he built me some great scalextric tracks as well. built a massive banked corner for 1 of my tracks.
miss him tae fuuuuck, as muh scot pals say.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

Sam Smith asks fans to use pronouns "they/them", not "he/him"

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Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

this user gets it and me, we should become besties

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Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

dont you dare reply to me again you fucking disgusting mess

a picture of the girl, not the poster

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Moon's bright tonight lads, also looks like a full moon. Make a wish

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Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

I had no idea as a wee lad what chocolate starfish meant.

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Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

ww.poleysunicreepshots.com

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Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

2 weeks when I was 10, didn't like it

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

not him but heres a similar picture i hope you like it xx

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Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

Fucking gall of that women eh was she fit at least and was she white?

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

Went on a walk. All I could daydream about was being rich. Fuck my life.

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Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Why are her thighs thicker than her ass

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

Watching episodes of Funhouse because my life's shite. Anyway, Pat Sharp seems a bit grabby with the kids, might bellybounce him.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

Wish I was at university again. I was probably doing what these girls were doing but also crying and self harming. Wish I could change so much. Wasted many opportunities.

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

Absolute banger boys

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Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

Sorry I don't its just some random picture if drunk slags innit, why do you like this image?

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

Same here man. I'm 24 but still live right next to the uni I went to. Freshers moved in today and I can hear them all right outside my window drinking and having fun.

Also I fucking swear to god 18 year old girls were nowhere near this fucking hot when I was that age

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

SHIT forgot the link
youtube.com/watch?v=hAx6mYeC6pY

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

woops, forgot to link you in another post. i'm a tit.
i won't be uncouth and give myself a (You)
i said "and i know. i was breddy lucky my dad was kewel af. he built me some great scalextric tracks as well. built a massive banked corner for 1 of my tracks"

John Reyes
John Reyes

You also watched the latest islam decap video? Same bro haha
youtube.com/watch?v=71hi9H6fZuc

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Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

Why does this lod sound like he's on the verge of tears?

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

It's a beautiful song and he honours his creator

Aaron White
Aaron White

Rather shag her on the dance floor.

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

didn't like it
why not then?

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

love me sophie
youtu.be/syOK6zmpOe0

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

boring, I mostly rented video tapes and watched them at home

William Walker
William Walker

this carling tastes like fucking grass lads what the fuck

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

Really fancy the asian girl who lands her dream job in the Grammarly advert.

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Apparently that was the first song ever played on an IPod hmmm

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

chune
youtube.com/watch?v=Fub0Q1DOepE

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Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

youtube.com/watch?v=y_OTBXO7Q6Y

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

ah right fair enough. can you speak the language?

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

She looks insanely good for a 44 year old bloody hell

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

Because it's extremely fucking hot. First time I ever saw this image was 2-3 months ago on a /b/ thread and I assume it's an original because all of the reverse google image searches show results from after then.

Just wanted to see if anyone knows who/where it's from so I can get more fap material

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

can you speak the language?
no

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

remember watching a video of sophie live and she was giving a proper nice view of her legs the cheeky little slag phwoar

post a picture then cunt i had to look up what advert you was on about and that's not on is it

attached is a photograph of Sophie Ellis-Bextor because my post referenced her

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Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

I was watching some documentary set in spicland a while ago and noticed that when the newspapers report accidents they include images of the mess. I think this might be why spics are so violent and cruel, they grow up seeing gruesome shit in the newspapers and probably lose all empathy for people because of it.

John Anderson
John Anderson

She was 39 and pregnant there lad.

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Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

the no young teenage gf

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA

Miss are boy.

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Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

who /pulp/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=38by00DGid0

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Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

we get another fucking /brit/ reject? christ alive

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Point still mate point still stands

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

I like her body but she has one of those weird faces and her head looks too small, would still shag her though

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

listening to kino lads, pretty good band desu
youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4

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Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

Kate Bush >>> Sophie Ellis Baxtor

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

love this choon
youtube.com/watch?v=616-QGQyx-I

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Matthew Long
Matthew Long

that stare
Lights are on but no one's home. God bless Timmy, hope he's ok.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

top lasses rankings in no particular order:

nicola roberts
amerie
sophie ellis bextor
karen gillan
britney spears during her milf arc

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

Lights are on but no one's home.

That literally describes planet timmy right now

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

It's the harvest moon lad

William Hall
William Hall

Really enjoying the boomer pop and rock posted here tonight

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Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

In terms of songwriting talent, for sure. Don't know if Baxtor even wrote her own songs

Very true lad, she's held up remarkably well. You see lasses in their early 20s looking older

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

I'm a big fan of Amerie, although she was a 2 hit wonder

youtu.be/bbqVg_23otg

youtu.be/ZA3n-KUe3j0

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Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

their later stuff was a bit..weird
youtube.com/watch?v=Y8xdsZhfrcA

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

For me it's Offspring youtu.be/_g19fCJotPc

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

can't take anymore hahaha about to fucking lose it

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Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

two hit wonder
absolutely not
youtube.com/watch?v=sELR5SLXABI
youtu.be/EKrcOOLpw64
youtu.be/7VT6DzbeprA

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

alright tim lad, how is stoke mandeville?

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Seethe user let's explode together in a blaze of glory

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4

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Austin Ross
Austin Ross

not having a secret language you can communicate with your south Asian brethren
never gonna make it

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Isn't she also a successful Children's author?

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Honestly I think that Anglos stand atop the human hierarchy and nobody can convince me otherwise. Just think about it, what group of humans has achieved more? Looking at it objectively we really are superior.

this post is satire

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

The Romans were pretty good in the day

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

Just had a dream l got cock slapped right in the face so hard l woke up

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

1997
youtube.com/watch?v=NKMtZm2YuBE
fugg

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Can't disagree with that. But that's always been the case.

Colonizing Kingz

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

Fucking banging mate, been caning cigs and sipping gin in the garden, soaking in all its splendour. Definitely have lung cancer at this point

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Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

feel like my life would be more interesting if I just let go and became like tim. latch onto some paranoid delusion and run with it until it's all my life revolves around

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

do you fancy obsessively stalking me for the rest of my life? be a right laugh that wouldnt it mate

David Murphy
David Murphy

You have too much self awareness my dude, takes a lot to lose it to that degree

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

love you buggers
i'm a tit at times and take this place too seriously and chimp out quite often though.
sorry ya lovely bastids
love this song as well. gives me nice feels
youtube.com/watch?v=I0eZwpHtcK4

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

who is this pornstar? she looks familiar.

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Michael Myers
Michael Myers

I like doing that during an eclipse, lunar energy is the tits

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

That looks like a justed Madison Ivy after some horrific plastic surgery

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Banging tune, love you cunt

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

having a poo lads

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

No idea but I recognise the guy from that picture of all those lads lining up in front of a blacked.com billboard and I don't know why.

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

This meme is payback for the brad pitt plsu naow meme

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

Take a picture or you're larping

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Hell yeah. I can feel it, the air is so electric. Or maybe I'm a little pissed

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Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

Post log or it didn't happen.....

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Can someone explain who this guy in the picture is

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

Mass shooter Shamoor Al Hydeer

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

mr maguubu

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

haha he can't keep getting away with it guyz xd

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Is that from Google deep dream generator? I like aiportraits.com

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

waking up at midnight
this cant be good

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

thanks man. ya lovely bugger ya.
been some great choons on tonight. i think friday nights should be boomer night desu.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

I'll shag your dad you big gay

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Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

nice late evening stream
youtube.com/watch?v=yD0dBkA2e3o

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

haha epic mem gonna share this with the uni lads in our banter chat on whatsapp

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

Dunno how I feel about having the same physique of Sam Hyde

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Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

Don't forget to send them a picture of your massive cock!!!!

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Super Shemale vitality

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Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Alpha as fuuuuck brahhhh, peak testosterone levels

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

should go to bed
sat drinking and tapping my foot to boomer songs
*plays airguitar*
my my cold hearted child
tell me how you feel

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Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

*does a big exaggerated yawn*

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

*drunkenley stumbles off to outer Jow Forums*
bet it's somebodys birthday. i'm off to spread some cheer

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

So if I hit just above my heart at during a certain rhythm I can become kil? Cool

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

Go to bed and get your 12 hours of sleep. Jesus loves you

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

*comes back*
nah. no buggers birthday

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

oh no the ginger is going to rape the fairy lass

David Howard
David Howard

When I was banned from Jow Forums a while ago I made a r*ddit account and posted there for a while

It's very easy to upset r*dditors so I've made it my mission to get the lowest "karma" possible

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

It's very easy to upset r*dditors so I've made it my mission to get the lowest "karma" possible

lmao wow thats never been done before

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

wish a ginger fairy would come rape me

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Jace Clark
Jace Clark

that time help helper lad migrated to 8/brit/ when he got banned on Jow Forums

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

I want to get /fit/ but on the other hand I can only really have fun when I'm drunk as a skunk. How do I resolve this? It's one or the other as alcohol kills gains

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

is he eating TWO pot noodles at the same time?????

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Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

She looks hotter when she isn't tarted up but she was my favourite girl from girls aloud

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

Today he was saying he was only going to drink one bottle of booze ahahaha

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

I think I'm going to watch one more movie then I'll get a wee sleep. Up early to get my candle and nit comb in the morning

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

he's got a curry on the way and all

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

it's a good series isn't it?
i wanted to wait a bit before you got past that bit before i posted. i wouldn't be a dick and spoil it any way.
i'm on ep6. going to save the last 3 episodes for tomorrow.
i'm a bit drunk now

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

youtube.com/watch?v=1-86l2s5C10

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

Is this Mark guy drunk, high, or just mentally fucked?

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

l dont feel good lads. l feel rather ungood in fact

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

drunk and mental, he was threatening the wall a minute ago

David Long
David Long

He seems like a very sad insight into life for a middle aged man in Britain today.

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

classic hahahaah

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

Enjoying it so far I bet the posh junkie gets rammed, still watching episode 2 while I roll tonight's joints, is this based on a book or something? Seems to have a whole universe but doesn't tell you much lore.

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

what's up user?
physically ungood or mentally?

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

He's likely drunk, back in the day he thought he was hard by headbutting a picture on his wall.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

Can we get an F for Mark

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

sleep well lads x night tim x night shippy x night scea x

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Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Both l guess. drinking too much alcohol and caffine. Feel like l need to 'do something' but paralysised

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

Also known as the "lifting weights and eating rubbish" lifestyle

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

really not a fan of what youtube changed to the layout

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Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

tfw only got 8 cans
not enough

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Neck 'em all and get to bed you degenerate

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

Not on my life and stuff :(

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

posh junkie?
i don't know, i've been doing a half arsed search and there's a fandom page but would love something more in depth
carnival-row.fandom.com/wiki/Carnival_Row_Wiki
says online that it was adapted from
godspeedstudios.us/www.unruly.tv/Scripts/A-Killing-On-Carnival-Row.pdf
also been looking and amazon have said fuck yeah to another series. \o/ it really is great. not often i'll sit and spend a day watching something.

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

*not keen on my life

can't even get A SHITTY FUCKING Jow Forums POST RIGHT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oliver White
Oliver White

They changed it every week it feels like it, why can't they just leave it be the cunts.

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Do you like that song then lad?

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

if you can't use your body use your mind for something. is there anything that's been on your mind recently?

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

always liked it lad

John Reyes
John Reyes

If i was a degenerate i'd be smoking weed.

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

The ginger posh lads sisters, its just been relieved she's going to whore herself out to the black posh goat guy.
Slaggg
I wish they would hurry up with The Expanse.

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

is kikenight still alive?

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

The Cure are probably my favourite band

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

man, c'mon. there could be anons that want to watch this as well. sorry for being a tit but...
saying that have you see.. joking. but the bit with the chancellors son is good
also, expanse? i bet i miss loads in films, and just get caught up in the filler.

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

ffs thought this bar has chocolate and buts but it's fruit and raisins blugh

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

I thought we were clear on Yorkie not being for girls

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

There's male fairies that ain't right, fairies are built for burgish cock

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

faeries

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

What boards are bearable during yank hours (now)?

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Sorry I can't spoiler because I'm phoneposting on the omichan app so I don't use character names and try to sound vague instead.
Not seen The Expanse? Its a scifi tv show its pretty good and it's on Amazon, watching episode 3 hope its purely a flashback episode.

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

Pix will just do just fine

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Id rather kill myself than be dead

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

ah i thought expanse was to do with CR. was wondering if i just spent all the time thinking FAERIES ARE GREAT.
bit mean but whatevz

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

state of these trannies watching fairy shows

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

Can't do both. Just gotta do it lad init

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

yer da watches fairy shows

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Been out of work for almost a year.
Got a job interview next week
for retail fagging. I'll almost certainly get it. I've retailed fagged so much I've mastered the interview matrix.
Don't wanna work, but NEETing is starting to drag.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

big lumpy spot on my side. Might stab and drain it

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

You're away with the fairies user as my granny liked to say

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

yeah i won't deny that user. excellent use of deductive reasoning

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

what a wholesome expression for being a madlad

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

Been there mate, the neet lifestyle gets boring after a while. Even though it sucks getting up early and sacrificing your time, the routine does you good mentally. That's just my experience though

Evan King
Evan King

Postcpic

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

nah i eventually get resentful and just one morning i refuse to go out of spite amd go back to bed

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

that comfort only achievable with two windows in nighttime mode/Tomorrow style, a quietish background song, a clear nights sky, two legs in a bed, a vidya on standby for when you feel like it, something to do which isn't urgent and a warm-ish cuppa next to you
that bonus assuredness of knowing lightfags will never 'get' it
*sighs* you know, existance an all that shit; it ain't all bad

Same here lad. Moneys the real issue; might not be the key to happiness but is sure as fuck is a fast-track from sadness. Basically got a Maccys job lined up after the same situation you're in; some money in the bank and I might get a few bits and bats I've been after.

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Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

does britbong land have lightning bugs?

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

Yeah we call them moths now fuck off

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Fireflies? Dunno.
*checks wikipedia^
oooh, apparently we do

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

OGGY OGGYY OGGGY

Jacob White
Jacob White

if you call lightning bugs moths then what do you call these cunts?

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John Phillips
John Phillips

That's a papyrus mite

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

OI Ol OI

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

Dust bird of darkness of course fella

William Lewis
William Lewis

Weeeeewwwwwwwwww c'moowwn

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Leo Allen
Leo Allen

oh hey
jowforums.com/thread/54395615/anecdotes
woah
jowforums.com/thread/54395615/anecdotes
is this a
jowforums.com/thread/54395615/anecdotes
NEW THREAD
jowforums.com/thread/54395615/anecdotes

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