How do I defeat this boss?

How do I defeat this boss?

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by swiping left.

Did she right swipe you?

Quick run down:

> matched with her 30 mins ago
> don't have any weed
> KHV basedcel
> want to fuq

Uninstall tinder.

>scorpio
like nuclear war, the only way to win is not to play

I have the scorpio perk as well so we're even

she's got a thot crystal and will drain all my mana

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she's a rave whore. buy ketamine or other kinds of drugs and then just take advantage of her

I dont have any of that stuff I'm not black

Buy darknet or grey-area analogues (drugs with one or two extra atoms that are identical)

>hmu if you have cats
At this point women are just making up fake standards to hold men to just for shits and giggles

She's clearly only interested in girls or high tier chads.

Why are you asking people on r9k? We're the least qualified to help you.

I matched anyway but it looks like she's not gonna respond so this thread is dead

Since every thread has a humble bragging Chad in it, I figured I'd take advantage of that

this girl for sure has an STD, do yourself a favor and unmatch with her

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just wear a rubber incel

Tell her you have weed, then when she comes over if she gets pissy just call her a gold digger. Either you get some or you piss off a roastie, win-win.

First, aquire weed.

Since when does being resourceful require you being Black. White people deserve to be extincted.

>Since when does being resourceful require you being Black
Ever since being resourceful meant doing some dumb illegal shit for pussy

>tfw have weed but would never get any matches on tinder if i tried.

She believes in horoscopes gtfo

she's basically saying "please date rape me"