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fuck you fag
Why is venting to guys so satisfying? Is it because of the shared comeraderie
tfw no original nudist bf
im a horny horny boy with no clothes on ama
tfw no tall fit bf who will break my skelly body
tfw no bf that I can talk and text to all the time
tfw no bf to cheer me up when I'm depressed
Chubby boy from the east coast I was talking to last thread... I might be close by. I live in the Southeast. What state are you in?
North Carolina, yourself?
tfw bf cheated on me
beat the living shit out of him and broke alot of his stuff
is the thing i did was okay
adultery is a grave sin, the ultimate betrayal
adultery is a grave sin
so is faggotry, if you're already sinning is it still sinful to be sinned on?
tfw no will never kidnap a cute, shy boy and keep him locked up in my room and sexually torture him every single day until stockholm syndrome starts to set in and he becomes my bf
sounds hot user, please kidnap me
Is there anything worse than spending Friday night watching JoJo videos and smoking
kinda ruins it if you want it doesn't it
spending Friday night playing an old ps1 rpg
Have fun user. Emulator or a real PS1?
emulator. it took me a while to figure it out, kinda ashamed of that
Imagine spending your Friday night crying that your only friend and crush told you to fuck off over asking him if we wanted to lewd one of these days.
Not that I know anything about that h-haha...
how do tops know that we liked to be sexed in the anus? i mean how does that conversation even happen.
No worries, it happened the same to me. Since you need to provide the BIOS files before playing anything at all.
well maybe if you weren't purely interested in lewding he would have responded better, slut
Now listen here you saucy devil.
I already tried to make romantic approaches to him, all the way to February this year and he's told me to fuck off everytime.
What else do I have?
This is just me trying to find SOMETHING fun to do with him, we used to lewd it up every once in a while but ever since I came out with my feelings for him it's stopped.
And frankly I think it's bullshit how he'll do it with other people but not me.
Really don't know what else I have, and for the record I'm no slut I never lewdposted with anyone but him, since he was gentle enough with it and never forced pictures of myself.
I have shown him some, and a while back I asked if he'd be interested in more, he said "sure I guess"
So then I asked tonight if lewding was possible, and that was a no, so does that override his response for my pictures?
But yes I am clingy and yes I'm still not over him so poke fun at me all you want but I still like that fucking Czech guy, there I said it.
he's told you to fuck off since february and all you do is lewd with some retard that also lewds other people, you're both a slut and a cuck
if someone doesn't compliment my ass in the next 5 minutes i swear im gonna become a slut.
How is it bullshit? He never wanted anything romantic with you and made it clear and the moment you try to make it romantic he cuts it off with you because he doesn't want romance he just wants sex (or at least as close as you can get to it online kek). If anything is bullshit, it's how entitled you feel you are to his lewding. He's not your bf, he's not dedicated to you in any way. He's a slut, this is what sluts do.
Georgia. What's your discord if you don't mind me asking?
Tfw no smol cute boy to hold hands with and cook for
Georgia is pretty close
wait no i flubbed up the numbers its 3424 not 2434
Just added you.
tfw no tall bf to hold hands with and
Cuddling is also good :3
I know user thats why i want to cuddle with tall boy
tfw no tall bf to cook for instead
Ohh, you like cooking too? What do you like cooking?
i dont understand cuddling. if you have a perfectly good asshole and perfectly good cock why the hell would you choose to squish your bodys together and do nothing instead of sex?
I like cooking any kind of food that tastes good. idk im not that passionate about it I just want a tall bf to do stuff for
I like cuddling with taller men because it feels nice being held by someone and makes me feel safe ig.
I enjoy good foods too, but then who doesnt lol. Do you have a discord I can contact you at, cute user?
I have a discord, but I don't want to post it. Please post yours instead (if you don't mind)
Ahh, just email it to [email protected], if you're alright with that
future husband has probably had sex by now
nothing will ever be truly good just kill me
Watch out for the discord user from Australia whose discord tag is #5883, he's underage
There's a cute smol boy at work who seems to have a crush on me. I wish he was my bf, I would love him.
Why don't you try flirting if you think he has a crush on you?
oof i'll delete him right now.
I'm pretty awkward around him and we're usually not working together in the same area
You should try just asking for his phone number, if anything. You never know user, I think you should go for it!
I just started so I'm gonna chat him up a little more and then ask.
alright, good luck user! got any way i can stay in touch with you, because i sorta wanna know how things turn out with you lol
thanks! you can hit me up on discord if you want I'm cleanroom#0955
sounds like he got off easy
nuke all discord posters
slept for over 12 hours
jacked off 4 times
only got out of bed to get water and shit
How do I stop
don't you send your lewds to literally anyone that asks on discord lol
It's not like he lewds everyone but he does participate in porn threads and what not, never posts just likes seeing shit is what I mean fuck.
And screw off he's not a retard, he's actually nice to me, only person to actually befriend me online.
It's bullshit that he tells me that he was there, in the same position as me with someone he liked.
Entitled because I want to do something fun together? it's not like I'm forcing it every second we speak, he's almost ten years older than me.
What's wrong with wanting to have fun with someone?
He's not your bf
Yeah I know that smartass.
Fuck I'd thought these threads would understand apparently not.
cant catch a bf without bait ;)
the only thing you ever fish for is attention though, not a bf
woke up this morning and I was holding my own hand
how will i ever get a bf now
tfw no bf to grind my fists into his butt cheeks
reading bfs diary (he let me) and it makes me so sad to see how angry and depressed he was for years in the past. reading it makes it seem like he was going to kill himself. he was just filled with so much negativity for years. it sounds sick but i would rather he would have killed himself then experience that.
lonely and drunk on a late Friday night
bf introduces me to his friend who "tamed" him
what does that mean?
lonely and not drunk, yet
what would freud think of my dream of an underage boy slut coming onto me then revealing they're a ftm and have a vagina? (in the dream i rejected their advances)
try to make things up with him
he just plays cold as he last did in the past
even says I ruined any good he did for me when I ask if things could be the same again
he actually was the one who ruined anything going on between us in the past
Why do I still keep him around? I clearly have better boys to move onto.
Tamed is generally a term used when you put a brat in their place in a dom/sub relationship. Brat is basically a person who acts disobediently. You tame a brat by doing things like violence or humiliating them depends what they're into but it's highly sexual in nature and usually leads to some form of sex. Basically your bf is telling you he throat fucked and ass fucked him into submission and did a bunch of kink shit.
when my bf cums he sounds like he's in pain and crying.
he shaved all of the areas except around his ass and dick
does he not know how tacky that must look, especially during sex??
why are you all obsessed with sex? it's neat and all but I'd rather not die alone and prolapsed at 47
woke up this morning and got yourself a gun
being a boy is a full time job
i need a job, i'm such a loser
why am i thinking about this now, it's hitting me like a wave
I want a cute boi to marry and grow old with, and obvs to do the sex with on occasion. Just be safe and you wont get fucked up
thats like the n word of r9gay
tfw your boi pussy is not currently boi pregnant from lots of thick creamy boi milk
why are people so shy to ask people out? Even if they say no and laugh eventually someones going to say yes. If all it took to get laid and have a bf was get laughed at by 5 people then everyone would do it.
because I have terrible social skills and hate being laughed at by people. Not everyone can be like you user
explain how you feel. i would think you'd suffer from boredom enough till you'd just have to ask someone out.
Tfw no bf to save up for a house with and grow old together and look after lots of doggos
sex is neat
getting your brains fucked out by anal is like seeing god its heaven on earth
would you get a boibortion
I do suffer from boredom but I distract myself from it by working on my model kits and watching movies. I hate talking to people I don't know face to face and I get too awkward to ask people out.
No I would be a good boiwife and keep the boiby
rate dick, fags
Yup, that's a benis, and probably a fag too.
Your hand is in the way. Take another pic, preferably hard, so I can give far judgement
i was a slut when i was a teenager but since ive turned 20 ive never had sex with anyone. Am i love able?
imagine having a dick this nice and ruining it all by shaving
I would happily suck that cock, it looks clean and eager
okay, bro. here
eww what are those wrinkles
my balls, fren
I would suck on it (not a faggot tho)
its a pretty nice cock tho. Not like I would be turning it down
But then, I am not a faggot
this is why I don't date, fuck whores, especially you
i appreciate the sentiment, fren
How do I actually confront my BF when he does something that makes me upset without coming off as unreasonable or being a passive aggressive bitch
tmw meow is the last and only robot left on r9gay
Talk it out with him so that you can work through your issues in a healthy and constructive manner. Explain how he made you feel and make compromises on both ends until you come to a resolution. Or just fucking break up with him you fucking normalfag, this is r9gay, not a self help board.
give him something after you're done bringing it up. make it a surprise too so if hes annoyed suddenly he gets a good dinner or something (or good sex if youre the bottom).
You're a cyborg at best.
getting kissed by a boy is so fun. you should try it!
Don't forget, It's not too late to make a different choice.
got a dream where I and some other guy had beds right next to each other
wake up in the middle of the night because he is passionately kissing my neck
still pretended to be asleep for a few seconds because it felt so electrifyingly good
woke up angry and scorned him
I didn't even like the guy but it felt so powerful.
Yes that and because women will be unsympathetic to you if you're not tall and handsome.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
John 15:19 "If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you."
Luke 14:26: "If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters--yes, even their own life--such a person cannot be my disciple."
John 12:25 "Anyone who loves their life will lose it, while anyone who hates their life in this world will keep it for eternal life."
is Christianity pro r9k robots??
tfw starting to suspect bf is secretly asexual
yikes, mods are defending degeneracy
I'm tall and handsome and I can confirm this.
tfw no boyfriend to bite tongue off while french kissing
What do y'all make of this?
you came to the wrong neighborhood, frogposter
Why not link 9gag while you're at it?
bf wakes up and proudly announces he's a race traitor while I'm half asleep
starts watching race play videos on his phone while he jerks off
What did he mean by this
For all your bf related questions see:
Can homos be race traitors?
I swear I've gotten hairier since I started going to the gym, is this possible?
boys shouldnt friendly kiss girls even if they are gay because their gay kisses are precious.
there's a 90% chance the boy in the OP is pregnant just not showing
Why tf are gay niggas all nympho's and promiscuous cunts? I'm a bi nigga who loves twink boypussy as much as the next roasty stacy and fuck man I can't have any relationships with you niggas it's all crying, cheating, please suck my dick every waking hour of the day and at night its all grabby feely like can't we just enjoy each other why tf are you always hard FUCK gay niggas man ya'll make me so mf tired bro
Just want another /fit/ lifting bro to play games with and cosplay vikings without all the fucking emotions and sex all the damn time
what would you do if a catboy hopped on your train??
tmw meow sucks at quake live
How could you tell he's a cat boy?
i don't have any trains
catboy tongues smell like ass
i mean they hop on the train you're already on dumbo
I wish we had trains.
Do pups eat poop like real dogs?
i'd mind my own business and maybe kidnap him at gunpoint
whole life is just work and uni and seeing friends once a week
Would be so much better if I had a boy to come home to talk with and snuggle. Usually when I'm this busy I don't feel lonely but it's hitting hard.
he has friends
Wow such a robot
I thought I had a date tomorrow but we haven't set a time and he hasn't signed into kik for 50 hours, so maybe he was drunk?
At least I'm going to VegFest with mummy
tfw no bf to share my banana cream (space) pie with
getting tops horny and keeping them right on the edge and never letting them fuck me is my forte.
all cumbrain posters need to be gassed with zyklon A
Can we all agree on this?
Based and not foot fetish pilled.
tfw still need to lose 76 pounds and keep going to the gym 6 days a week before I feel like I am worth dating
Only down 30 pounds in 3 months
God I hope this works out in the end
is there a comfier masturbation method than humping your pillow while cuddling it?
idk, I usually use a powerful vibrator on my dick and then be glad to have my place to myself. Being alone is so comfy.
Don't loose hope, you're doing great
I have a bf and I'm massively overweight. I don't feel like I deserve him and yet my stupid lazy ass doesn't improve at all.
woops this was what i meant. but now i realize that it could just be high iq likes tummy and low iq likes ass.
Doesnt work if youre a robot loser
Thighs are better, who cares about tums
I have a bf and I'm massively overweight
thanks user this makes me feel a lot better
i want to cuddle a boy when he gets home from earth and tell him he's safe now.
That sounds really nice and I wish someone would do that for me
Earth is a scary place
Thank you user and i'm happy for you.
I've had some people interested in me before but once they find out my weight it's over. I like to think that means I have a decent personality and isn't just cope.
Never give up hope!
Thread is lacking in cute boys so here's one from my collection.
Ive lost weight and still no one wanted me because im not a normie, and its not fault of my personality or looks i think.
Are you in the US and in the south? If so
Thank you user you're an angel
Im from eu, sorry user
Well shit. I work third shift so I figured you were foreign. Would still be up to just talking if you want user.
pls be in the uk
Why do yo guys hate body hair so much?
i still gotta finish 3 houses
tfw no bf
I don't hate it. I just want some trimming around the privates.
Whenever i see a boy crying or very sad i want to hold/squeeze them with their face against my chest so he gets overwhelmed and forgets his troubles even for a moment.
tmw you realize that Meow is Charls Carrol in disguise.
Hi user it's me a very sad boy
i want to beat a crying boy up so that hell have a real reason for crying
Keep going, but don't rely on it to get you a date. Make sure you enjoy going to the gym sometimes, it releases a lot of chemicals like serotonin and dopamine. You are essentially taking a natural antidepressant when you do cardio.
By the way, I'm a /fit/ robot, and it does not help. I don't have many social skills, so I can't flirt, reply to flirtation normally. I still act really autistic and no one is friends with me. My fat gay co-worker has a bf and I don't.
Looks aren't anything, so go to the gym beyond the purpose of appearance, but for the purpose of health and sport.
Good luck user!
I've been going to the gym for some time as well. It doesn't help with dating but it does make you feel healthier, more energetic and overally more in control of yourself. That kind of mental balance alone is a huge improvement to me.
Is it too much to ask for a bf that helps me socialize by introducing me to his friends and goes to the gym with me even though I am insecure? That's alot to ask for but just protecting me and caring for me would fucking be enough. i would give complete loyalty and submit to him in return and do anything he wanted me to.
Okay, for those with bfs, where the fug did you meet them?
only if you aren' rich or have great connections.
Being rich won't help me find a bf
Are you even cute though? Gotta have something to draw someone in bud.
No I'm fucking ugly and hate myself so I don't have anything to draw people in
Meow doesnt look like him
He plays quake. That is Charls domain. Meow is probably Charls desu.
I'm really high in the attractiveness hierarchy. I'd be with you if you were nice to me and made it a tiny but obvious you were flustered around me. It's just hard to find out who is gay and whether or not they are actually into you or not. I'd love to finally give my love to someone.
There are people out there that would love you forever and overwhelm you with their affection. I would, I'm just trapped. We are all trapped.
You wouldn't happen to be in the US by any chance would you user?
Added random person from r9k and we hit it off well and ended up crushing on each other
I'm from New Jersey
I would definitely be nice and flustered to you as much as I can if you even pay any bit of attention to me I've never had anybody love me ever in my life. Yeah it's pretty hard to find a bf not knowing who is gay or not.
Well shit sorry user I'm in Florida so I'm too far away and most people hate ldr. Good luck.
:(((((( I can't believe you would even consider a relationship with someone as worthless as me so thank you <3
Well like you I find it pretty hard to find anyone as well since it's not that easy to find out if someone is gay or not. You seem really nice though and wasting that on a ldr just seems like it'd be painful since you want someone to do irl stuff with.
Thank you ur kinda making me blush haha but I guess I would prefer something closer but anything is better than being alone
If you want to
I'm going to try the thing in 24 hours, will post about whether it worked.
I wanna spoon you
no US r9gay friends that I could build a relationship with
Thank you user that would be nice <333
Most of us are in the U.S.
Lies, almost all of the gays I've added from these threads are EU. Which makes me want to move there now.
Is 26 too old to be dating qts anymore
Depends, do you think late 20's guys can be cute?
No, and older guys can be cute as well.
Howdy. Time to reboot my router
I don't have kik.
Not making a new account right this minute and my old one is associated with some cumbrained shitposting I'm not proud of. Give me yours.
saved. will get on it later.
playfully flirt with dorm mate pretty frequently
he goes along with it
we he holds me as if he was going to kiss me as a joke
this happens many times, we both laugh it off after
after much joking, i go in for a hug from the back
he hugs me first usually
want to feel his tummy
go too low by accident and feel his crotch
he's ok with it but says "yo hahaha what are you doin?"
incident passes with much note
fast forward to my birthday, he pms me "i love you" as a joke
about a month later i do the same
we keep joking but it escalated to me giving him a blowie
amazingly it didnt end up awkward and we both enjoyed the experience
kinda made it awkward for myself by lowkey asking him for a second go a couple times
we still flirt, but he has a crush on someone and he wont tell me who, idk if i should still joke around loke that or stop before it hurts me
he has a crush on someone and he wont tell me who
He's talking about you you dense fucker now go get him and leave this board forever so you can stop subjecting us to your happiness, fuck you
Fuck off normalcunt.
//boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/ and //boards.4channel.org/lgbt/ are more your speed.
Still hasn't turned that S into a D
Why do I keep wasting time on "I'm straight but" virgins?
dont wanna assume cuz he's mentioned his crushes on other campus peeps who are way better looking than me
Yes, I guess everyone I have dated has been a qt twink / femboy type, maybe I'm too old to be goin after that
Why don't you date a qt with daddy issues (me)
h-hey i need an older guy too.. s-share?
No! I don't want a brother I'm getting all the attention
okay.. sorry for bothering
tfw late 20s and can't stand way younger guys with daddy issues
You can't blame them really, just some poor soft boys who were treated harshly. I really only have issues with cumbrains with daddy issues. If a boy with an actual personality has problems I can probably look past it.
Well you are still a qt <3 you'll find an older guy some day, good luck
tfw no bf to get me to exercise to my limits and then have his way with me once my spaghetti arms turn into uncooked spaghetti arms
Sounds like the start of a porno
guys im sick can someone get me soup from the store please
alright... uhhh locations?
I feel like my ex definitely had those, I mean I do have those too, I guess cause all my exes were qt, im addicted, i should expand
East coast USA. You?
where is my english cuteboy bf to drink tea with
i'm in the northeast. hbu?
pls dont be underage tho
Get fucking lost normalcunt.
I'm in EU, so I didn't have a chance either way..
my life's a movie
i'm still stuck in the casting phase
I'm in the northeast too :O
Whisper quiet nights
Wine raised in cheers to no one
Ease my lonely heart
o-ok here i go
Though happy to be noticed
Sorry to decline
well anyone from here who wants to add that is NOT underage?
that's 6 7 5 syllables user...
Yo guys check out my poetry:
Cars goes round
makes vrrm vrrm
to get people places
car goes round 3
makes vrrm vrrm 3
to get peo-ple pla-ces 6
not a haiku!
It's just as good though.
Guess I'm giving up on the haikus then...
How come I look genuinely good in the mirror but so terrible in photos? It's fucking annoying
Don't cry sweet user
Haikus are really awesome
Please don't give up
take pictures of yourself from 30 feet away
both ugly in the mirror and in photos
at least there's one problem solved
a bit of my armpit sweat just dropped onto my nipple due to the way i'm sitting
You're used to seeing yourself in the mirror, which is flipped. Photos are not.
I'm sure that's not true user. And I bet you have a lovely personality to boot.
Internet people keep being weird. Should I go outside?
you're so sweet, maybe you're right and i just don't like getting my hopes up
Does that mean that everyone else sees me in a weird way? I wish I could get officially flipped, then.
Ugly bros unite
No since there used to seeing you the other way. You handsome devil you.
at least, I think that's how that works?????
I'm craving affection to the point where I'm willing to make dumb sadposts on an anonymous imageboard for it
tfw no sadposting bf that craves attention
Why do people suck so much at FFXIV, lads?
tfw sometimes I samefag my sadposts just to get some attention
not only did i use to suck my peen i also suck my e-peen
I hope you find some or at least enjoy being happily asocial with your hobbies
Is now a good time to start with ffxiv?
Bored of WoW, classic sucks and bfa is boring
It is, good set of end game raids that will last a few months, I think. Decent place to start if you're into those things.
Might take you a while to reach endgame but this new expansion has a pretty fun storyline, music in this game still kicks ass so there's that too.
I've never played WoW so I can't speak on that.
tfw i have been sick all day and i don't have a bf to take care of me
You can start up a free trial and see for yourself the combats pretty fun at later levels and you look forward to every class quest especially the one at 50 when you get your first set of blues, but it's absolute ass during the first 40 or so levels cus you're given such a small amount of buttons to press that all you're doing half the time is alternating between 2 abilities, but don't let that discourage you since it does get a lot better.
The biggest hurdle to overcome is the story quests tho, the realm reborn main story took me weeks to finish and I still gotta go through Heavensward, stormblood and shadowbringers but at the very least the maps look cool as fuck and the music is bumpin
Also the leveling can feel pretty slow during your first time from 1 to 50, but your alts get an xp boost based upon your other jobs' levels. 100% xp from 1 to 50 and 50% from 50 to 60, after that the xp boost is gone.
Roegadyns are the master race
Think about something
Bf asks on discord about same thing 2 mins later
Either he has a keylogger on my computer or he's reading my mind, how do I check if its a keylogger
Thank you user
It might have to be the latter unless I can get over what I'm pretty sure is some sort of avoidant personality disorder but hobbies are increasingly less fulfilling
I'll check it xiv out then, ty lads
here's a wholesome smaller discord server you can join, no prison gays, trannies or straights allowed, no /soc/ fags either. just join and make some friends maybe.
tfw no programming to help me make a game
programming bf*, sorry im really tired
how would he install a keylogger without you knowing or otherwise giving him access to your computer
He stayed at my home a few weeks ago
and? do you not keep your computer locked? even if he has a keylogger what exactly is so bad that he could find out aside from what you post on Jow Forums or do in your spare time
No I let him use it
Also he's probably reading this right now.. Just spooky
Femroes are master race.
Male roes look kinda ugly and have 1000 yard stares..
Have fun, issa good game.
You should start googling some shit about leaving your boyfriend or act like you are talking to other guys and then you will really be able to tell
Sometimes when put my hands together behind my back it feels like someone else and for just a moment I'm ok.
What's your game idea user? I've always wanted a bf to make a video game with
What if you're my bf and you're tricking me? I'll google that and then he wont act on it thus making it seem like he isn't keylogging me :)
an isometric rpg set in a cyber-punk-post-apocalyptic world
Maybe you are paranoid and yes I am your bf, now kiss me because I am your bf
What was the thing you searched?
no prison gays allowed
Let us in nigga
That doesn't sound like it could be all that hard from a programming perspective
Are you good at art and writing? That's the bit that stops me ever making a game, apart from general lack of motivation
i think im okay at writing but im kinda need help with the programming so ill need alot of help with that
wake up because i got stung by a bee in the middle of the night
no bf to kiss my booboo
watching youtube videos of iconic csgo plays and players
tearing up like a little bitch at emotional moments
get shivers at mind bending frags
tfw no London csgo bf
Where my bf who's in his 20s
Where's my bf who's in his 30s?
Me for the next 6 and a half years and then I will be your bf who is in his thirties. Fuuuuuck getting old sucks
Where my bf whos in his 10s
Thailand probably. But you are more likely gonna end up with a black bf in prison user. Liking little boys is unbased and disgusting and predatory
Posting pretty quick there, why don't you have a seat on that stool there for me.
half of this thread is probably in your range
what about boys in their negatives
but then you'd have to touch a woman. seems like bi men's territory
ending your rival's bloodline by fucking his and your wife's offspring
Is a LEGAL bf all that really hard to ask for
asking isn't hard
i'm doing it every day haha
tfw bf haven't played LoZ despite me begging him to for the last 5 months
tfw autistically play each zelda game atleast 10 times each
Reminder that the age of consent is 16. Yes you must be 18 to post, but those lurkers who see your discord...
Nah I don't wanna mess with that
I still gotta play alot of them
the age of consent isn't 16 everywhere retard
what can i go to target and buy that will immediately make me feel better?
whiskey is usually a good idea, at least until the next day
Some delicious dark chocolate
Carbs have always worked for me. Wholesome unrefined carbs.
Skip the worthless cocoa butter and make a shake with with bananas (frozen if possible) or dates, cocoa owder (I like it undutched), and other stuff. I've been recently making it with flax/chia, almond flour, and calcium carbonate. I don't always hit my 600 milligram target with just greens and seeds.
Would you date a cute chubby boy
I-i just wanted dark choccy
No, I would only date a cute fit boy. Fat is repulsive imho
I used to think it was theobromine causing chest sensations when I ate chocolate, but it doesn't happen without the oil.
I prefer fit, but my friend with benefits is fat and it's really annoying how it gets in the way. Grow a beard if you haven't already. Fat and beardless looks pathetic.
Lmao it is when you on the Internet nigga
Too shy to find love IRL
Find love interests online
Always abandoned once told I'm black
"Sorry, I just can't be attracted to you."
I'm not sure why I keep trying! Is suicide the answer, friends?
why not go for another black guy?
not me though, because anime
I wouldn't really know where to look. I usually make a post stating my interests somewhere and it's always a cute white guy that manages to fall for me.
Try normie platforms and you'll find many who fetishize your blackness.
By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could.
And even then, I don't think black guys are attracted to black guys. I can love anything that gives me love but if they're black I'd prefer them to atleast have a twink frame like me. Bonus points if we can crossdress together.
I want love though! If I wanted to be fetishized, I'd probably be chained up in someone's basement for slave play.
see the issue isn't JUST that you're black, it's the fact that you're black and a sissy tranny crossdresser. while that second part usually isn't a problem for most the sad reality (for you at least lol) is that the people into the crossdresser thing aren't into it for the "oo naughty boy wearing girl stuff!", it's usually because of anime and until anime becomes i n c l u s i v e , you're out of luck
okay i admit it, i just want a cuteboy to bully
I just think it's so funny that you, a nigger, basically said that you don't care what they look like just as long as they give you love yet only put an exception for your own apes. Was I the only one that caught that? I refuse to be the only one that found that the funniest thing he's said thus far
added random user from one of these threads
exchange like two or three lines of dialogue
stopped talking after that
also been in offline mode ever since I added them
So I guess I remove them then?
Are you the one who blocked me?
I see. You're telling me to get /fit/ instead? I mean, even if I did, I'd still be really short. So I thought, might as well wear skirts and panties and make use of this babyface
even though I'm black.
Not a tranny though.
I acknowledged that too. It was my first sentence.
And even then, I don't think black guys are attracted to black guys.
So if you go back to my first post, I ask, is suicide the only answer?
Why not just keep talking to them? Did you not enjoy your conversations or something?
Have you tried Farmers Only?
you don't really need to be /fit/ either. just because you're short and don't look like you're in a gang doesn't mean the only option is to pretend to be a girl. how short are you? what's with your face that makes you say you have a baby face?
No, I still have them added.
Well they didn't really make much of an attempt to talk, and when I tried to direct it towards something about them they didn't say anything. Been like that for a few hours. I get the feeling they have no interest.
how short are you?
What's with your face that makes you say you have a baby face?
Everyone assumes I'm a high schooler.
I suspect you may have been talking to me. Could you paste one of the messages?
Just try messaging again, maybe they didn't see it. Happens sometimes. If it's always like that then just remove them, but at least explain why so they don't just assume they weren't the problem
I acknowledged that too. It was my first sentence.
your hypocrisy doesnt become okay just because you try to imply everyone else in your race has it lol
Why are you being so hostile? What's your problem?
I'll just remove them, thanks for the help anyways.
tfw no robot bf
5'10 asian guy, have had qt twink bfs, but they never stick around ;-;
They already did remove me
I'm a different guy altogether, im black too and also thought it was funny how you said that.
didn't know I had to put uwu after all my posts though.
tfw no kaworu bf
Why must i suffer
even if you were tall and gruff you're still obviously a bottom and generally submissive so getting /fit/ seems a bit stupid. your only hope is going to a normie place where it's some all inclusive crossdresser friendly space. also, fetishism isn't 100% terrible just know the difference between a preference and a fetish. just because you preferred a twink-build guy in your example doesn't mean you fetishize the thin body of males
tfw no char bf
I hate reality
Is it good to wait several to respond to guys on Tinder who message me first? I'm too tired now and I prefer to do it in a single batch.
tfw no /m/ bf
is tinder good for finding qt bois? never tried it, only grindr
How do i find a bf in irl im tired of being lonely
bf in in real life
Yeah, it's full of cuties, at least here, but if too many swipe left you will fade out of existence.
What have you tried so far? Have you done the needful?
tfw no shinji bf
not really in the crybaby bitch that he was, but more of the "figuring out himself and getting his shit together at points" part.
be my bf
Sometime i kiss boys because i like them. Other times bwcause i just like to kiss boys. Don't read too miluch into it.
havent watched m in a while, some of my favorites are patlabor, votoms, g gundam, zeta gundam, and giant robo
any tips on how to weight bottom cheeks separately?
silly user you're too far
same actually man
I hate when you fags do this.
yeah if they stop replying and you've just added them I'd give them a day before you remove them
ohio fag here
I'm normally reading, listening to music/podcast, some vidya, hiking/visiting state parks and movies. used to watch a lot of anime but not so much lately
Is it possible you're having brain problems and blocking people to cockblock yourself?
cleared friends list of anons from these threads
Remember, never add people from here.
Sorry friend ;_;
Sometimes you just don't click with people user, don't give up so easily you'll find someone you get along with eventually you just have to wade through the shallow pool of shit
tfw no one asks you to add them anyways
Have you tried not being black? Like no offense
people active trim their Discord friends list
On shit like Steam it's almost understandable but Discord has a terrible DM UI and doesn't even count how many friends you have
are you allowed to refuse treats at work if you're on a diet? Or is it too rude? Also is it a huge redflag you're a homosexual?
refuse treats at work
what? if someone offers you candy just say no, it doesn;t even have to be a diet thing.
you can brainfuck people by saying that you're full instead of saying you don't want any will make em stop pestering you
Why can't I obtain a blonde big titty GF that likes to shoot bullets and play VNS?
what to do about skin discoloration?
i'm trying to figure that out myself. i have patch of skin on my cheek that's slightly darker than the surrounding skin and it's been like that since i think high school.
If you were going to wear a couple's costume with your boyfriend on halloween, what would be it?
I'm gonna be a cop and my bf is gonna be a criminal.
start talking to cute trap boy
he falls hard for me
he ends up having an 8 inch dick
he lives just a few states away
Living the dream, boys
no, go to jail
I now only fap to fully clothed 2d boys on /cm/. Have i made it?
Hope you die on the drive there fucko
he lives just a few states away
Hi I'm 20 and I want a boyfriend. I have a really good personality. kik = extdes
I wish I was in a good area and could use tinder to meet cute young twenty something men
eBf suddenly goes cold and distant
feels like I'm purposely being ignored
completely emotionally cut off from me
see he's been playing a game with someone else hours at a time
hasn't asked to play with me in weeks
What does he mean by this, should I just dump him
don't dump him, ask him about it. Only dump him if its actually bad.
Being a boy isn't about the money, it's about flowers and perfect skin and kisses.
tfw no bf to buy me borderlands 3 so we can play together
had a pregnancy scare with my bf now we're going to celebrate the good news.
How do I know its bad? It feels very bad. Doesn't seem like he likes me anymore. Says he is burnt out from people but here he is spending 6 hours playing video games with someone else while I'm completely ignored.
A 33 year old paid 100 dollars to jack me off and finger me today.
So you're a whore? Does whoring pay well? Is it worth your dignity?
did that to my local twink fwb for free
Paying for sex as a fag blows my mind
tfw size queen
He was pretty chubby and not too attractive, as well as being 33 years old, so that's probably why. He ended up being a sweetheart though, really nice guy.
tfw I will never have a bf to do fancy things with like go to the theatre and opera.
Do you gays do anything to armpit hair?
Is there even a market for 33yo males?
I shave mine, but I'm a bottom, I can't speak for everyobe
i was his first uncut dick
he loves it
plays with my foreskin a lot
i gave a boy his first kiss today. My bf let me do it because the boy had had a crush on me for a while now and is only 13.
Same, also a bottoms tho. Armpit hair is yucky
Underage filth get out out OUT
There might be someone else user you gotta prepare
thread is all degenerate normalfag amerinigger posting
Nothing new anone
tfw no one kissed me when I was young
I am freshly showered.
got water in my ear again
i bet the jews are somehow responsible for this
what the fuck
wanna get an ebf
know deep down that I am biscum and will soon be hitting up women in my area once I move
still would prefer to settle down with a man someday
Will you boys still want me even if my pee pee has been inside a pussy?
Tfw no bf to touch my abs
Tell me about your abs, user. Did you get them recently?
I'm biscuit but prefer guys, well admittedly weakness for qt guys
tfw no funs bf to go to the shooting range and larp cowboys gaysex including
meows stated multiple times hes bi
r9gay has been dead a very long time.
nope, i just want somebody to love me
I have verse qualities but honestly seeing the kind of guys I'm into and how I look there's no way I'll ever have my pp in a guy's butt.
you're verse? then here's a verse for you
1 Cor 6:9-10
What the hell, so I've been a verse all along.
VR Chat. He lives with me now and has been for a while. But don't bank on online relationships. They rarely work out. The only reason ours did was three main contributing factors.
1 - He works from his computer and has no ties to his hometown, thus, moving to where I live was a no brainer for him.
2 - He lived within driving distance. It was 14 hours, but still, he was willing to do it. He didn't have much to bring with him, so he was able to fit it all in his pickup bed.
3 - Our irl chemistry was very good. A lot of times online relationships don't work out because when two people meet irl there is no chemistry and it's just very awkward. Was not like that at all for me and him. We got along great and my family loved him.
I'm not saying you should give up hope on an online relationship, but don't expect anything miraculous, successful relationships that start long distance online are very very rare.
Fuck you for being happy while I'm sad and lonely
tfw this idiot didn't even bother reading the very next verse
tmw meows spoken english is too bad for vrchat
tfw bottom but want to provide for future bf
tfw voice too bad for voice chat
tfw voice too bad
I'm a top but I want love and to be comforted
I'm sorry. I've been there. I was there for a long time. I hope the best for you. I truly do. <3
Get lost normalnigger. Nobody is interested in your vacuous platitudes.
Is it a cute nasally voice?
im a bottom but i want to dom a top..
It's nasally, soft but deep and I always stutter
Then you have to find a pure bottom instead of those qt femboys you drool after that are merely attention whores.
sounds like norman
responsibility should be removed from the gay dictionary. such a gross gross word
tfw no bottom bf with phimosis
Wow, I can record 6 seconds of myself talking and not stuttering or stammering alone in my room with unlimited takes, what I "norman" I am.
Damn but I want both
Post one with stuttering then
tfw no nasally scat singing bf
boys are a literal meme sexuality
how do i cure cum brain?
stop listening to reddit memes
Vibrator on benis, sleep, hobbies/entertainment, maybe change diet. Cocoa seems to make me more cumbrained.
you need to have the gamer fucked out of you
I stop being a cumbrain when I'm in gamer mode, until a game gets accidentally kinky.
wait a second, did they roll back the wordfilter?
i could kill for a boiganism rn
i could kill for a boigasm rn
i could kill for a boigarrison rn
Does anyone want a skelly boy who tries his best at the gym as bf?
That sounds cute
We can try our best together, I've always wanted someone to go to the gym with
wwhere do i find a bf like this?
tfw I can never look like this
do look kinda close to it user?
ive got a similar body structure but my skin colour is darker and im way hairier
but is your pp as cute as that one?
why are small hairless pps so suckable..
No, I don't think it is
the fags in this thread
because they are, especially when they are uncut/phimotic
r9gay be like I'm gay but only like young cute feminine boys dressed as anime characters :D
this but also for regular guys
not true at all user, I love big tall fit men who could snap my skelly body with minimal effort
Right here, but you won't let yourself meet me.
but you won't let yourself meet me.
mainly because you are on the other side of the planet
Meow likes normal men
woof fucking hates meow
moo just wants to be milked
Why hate on meow when you can love meow
How hairy are we talking?
idk, hairy. I have hair all over my body and i hate it so much.
Most smooth guys do, until they take it off.
Hairy and skinny sounds kinda hot user.
No, I'm supposed to be the small and cute one in the relationship.
It is. Give it a try.
thanks user, what kind of body do you have?
tfw no qt bf to play smash bros with irl
Skinny as well, but I only have hair on the usual places. And no, I'm not a femboy. I'm just skinny, working to become skinny toned.
you sound hot as well user. How tall? Im 5'8"
Thanks, I try my best. I'm 5'9"
nice, what country you in user?
Slav country, and you?
crap, im in australia
r9gays caring about looks only
Damn that sucks, you sound hot. I'd love to cuddle a hairy bf for warmth, even better if he's skinny.
that sounds nice user, hopefully you find a cute skinny hairy bf near you
And hopefully you'll find someone who doesn't mind your hair at all!
That's what I was figuring. Or he's just been fucking with me the whole time. I have had that done to me before.
fuck off prison gays i want to have sex with a normal guy not with a cutesy femboy uwuwuwuw :3 :3 rawr niger
tfw have hairy bf
(It's a good feel)
Tell more and make us jealous
tfw not have hairy bf
(it's a bad feel)
tmw going to play a dumb barbarian dwarf in dnd
everyone shows up late, takes a cannabis break 20 minutes in, loses interest
tfw you'll never suck a cock
just get a bit flexy and you'll have a cock to suck 24/7
What's stopping you sucking a cock?
tfw have a mole right next to the dickhole
americans will never know the joys of foreskin
i almost pity you
I get to see my curry fwb enjoy penis stimulation more than I thought possible. i wish I had one.
whos that source source ahsudjanmff
foreskin is gross, europeans fuck off
mfw uncut burger
Too bad no one wants my dick anyways but up yours anyways
tumblr tier gif
this is why no one wants it
He exists only sometimes on weekends, so I'm looking for another.
I don't think my choice of reaction images has much to do with it.
Have imaginary sex.
le dirty gross xddddd
shut the fuck up yankee
tfw it's another one of those days you have a migraine and feel sick
stay mad dirtydick
want children more than anything else
don't want them to be raised in a fag household
Convince me that gays can make good parents, /r9gay/, I feel like God is mocking me and I want my assumptions to be wrong.
gay's can't make parents
unless boipregnancy owo
Just flip a coin and whoever loses identifies as female. Household isn't gay anymore. Nothing else changes. Congratulations.
seeing as reaction images are a reflection of your personality, ironic or not, the user wasn't wrong. you're probably just insufferable to be around
You shouldn't have or be allowed to raise children, not because you're gay but because you went to Jow Forums for parental advice. Also you believe in god
high five fellow atheistbro :D
Please go back to where we both know you came from
Adopt an adult twink, bully him into getting educated.
why aren't the redditards able to meme
religious nuts can't into neither humour nor reason and logic
pls no ableism pls k thx :-)
tmw vidya meow friend who would play vidya with meow all day everyday never ever
why do so many normans want to be the Meow
i forgot sugar in my tea >~<
want children more than anything else
Why not work up the courage to coom in your woman's pussy once a year, but fuck men on the side?
*poke* *poke* Hey user, I heard you don't like being poked, what are you going to do about it?
*pokes you with my 9mm pecker* owo
If you don't stop I'm going to poke you back in the fucking
heart with my love and you better damned well get used to it because I'm not going to stop until you've learned your lesson