/r9gay/ - #830

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Fit edition
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Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

fuck you fag
//boards.4channel.org/lgbt/ origiignaly

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

hot weather
no a/c
no pants

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

Why is venting to guys so satisfying? Is it because of the shared comeraderie

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

tfw no original nudist bf

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

im a horny horny boy with no clothes on ama

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

tfw no tall fit bf who will break my skelly body

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

tfw no bf that I can talk and text to all the time

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

tfw no bf to cheer me up when I'm depressed

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

Chubby boy from the east coast I was talking to last thread... I might be close by. I live in the Southeast. What state are you in?

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

North Carolina, yourself?

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

tfw bf cheated on me
beat the living shit out of him and broke alot of his stuff
is the thing i did was okay

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Carter Perry
Carter Perry

yes
adultery is a grave sin, the ultimate betrayal

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

adultery is a grave sin
so is faggotry, if you're already sinning is it still sinful to be sinned on?

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

tfw no will never kidnap a cute, shy boy and keep him locked up in my room and sexually torture him every single day until stockholm syndrome starts to set in and he becomes my bf

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

sounds hot user, please kidnap me

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Is there anything worse than spending Friday night watching JoJo videos and smoking

William Adams
William Adams

kinda ruins it if you want it doesn't it

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

spending Friday night playing an old ps1 rpg

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

Have fun user. Emulator or a real PS1?

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

emulator. it took me a while to figure it out, kinda ashamed of that

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

Imagine spending your Friday night crying that your only friend and crush told you to fuck off over asking him if we wanted to lewd one of these days.
Not that I know anything about that h-haha...

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Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

how do tops know that we liked to be sexed in the anus? i mean how does that conversation even happen.

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

No worries, it happened the same to me. Since you need to provide the BIOS files before playing anything at all.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

well maybe if you weren't purely interested in lewding he would have responded better, slut

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

Now listen here you saucy devil.
I already tried to make romantic approaches to him, all the way to February this year and he's told me to fuck off everytime.
What else do I have?

This is just me trying to find SOMETHING fun to do with him, we used to lewd it up every once in a while but ever since I came out with my feelings for him it's stopped.
And frankly I think it's bullshit how he'll do it with other people but not me.

Really don't know what else I have, and for the record I'm no slut I never lewdposted with anyone but him, since he was gentle enough with it and never forced pictures of myself.
I have shown him some, and a while back I asked if he'd be interested in more, he said "sure I guess"
So then I asked tonight if lewding was possible, and that was a no, so does that override his response for my pictures?
But yes I am clingy and yes I'm still not over him so poke fun at me all you want but I still like that fucking Czech guy, there I said it.
Fuck.

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Asher Russell
Asher Russell

he's told you to fuck off since february and all you do is lewd with some retard that also lewds other people, you're both a slut and a cuck

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

if someone doesn't compliment my ass in the next 5 minutes i swear im gonna become a slut.

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

How is it bullshit? He never wanted anything romantic with you and made it clear and the moment you try to make it romantic he cuts it off with you because he doesn't want romance he just wants sex (or at least as close as you can get to it online kek). If anything is bullshit, it's how entitled you feel you are to his lewding. He's not your bf, he's not dedicated to you in any way. He's a slut, this is what sluts do.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

Georgia. What's your discord if you don't mind me asking?

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

Tfw no smol cute boy to hold hands with and cook for

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

Georgia is pretty close museums#2434

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

wait no i flubbed up the numbers its 3424 not 2434

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

Just added you.
Original

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

tfw no tall bf to hold hands with and cuddle

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

Cuddling is also good :3

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

I know user thats why i want to cuddle with tall boy
tfw no tall bf to cook for instead

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

Ohh, you like cooking too? What do you like cooking?

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

i dont understand cuddling. if you have a perfectly good asshole and perfectly good cock why the hell would you choose to squish your bodys together and do nothing instead of sex?

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

I like cooking any kind of food that tastes good. idk im not that passionate about it I just want a tall bf to do stuff for

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

I like cuddling with taller men because it feels nice being held by someone and makes me feel safe ig.

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

I enjoy good foods too, but then who doesnt lol. Do you have a discord I can contact you at, cute user?

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

I have a discord, but I don't want to post it. Please post yours instead (if you don't mind)

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Ahh, just email it to [email protected], if you're alright with that

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

future husband has probably had sex by now
nothing will ever be truly good just kill me

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

General PSA

Watch out for the discord user from Australia whose discord tag is #5883, he's underage

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

There's a cute smol boy at work who seems to have a crush on me. I wish he was my bf, I would love him.

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Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

Why don't you try flirting if you think he has a crush on you?

John Cook
John Cook

oof i'll delete him right now.

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

I'm pretty awkward around him and we're usually not working together in the same area

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

You should try just asking for his phone number, if anything. You never know user, I think you should go for it!

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

I just started so I'm gonna chat him up a little more and then ask.

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

alright, good luck user! got any way i can stay in touch with you, because i sorta wanna know how things turn out with you lol

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

thanks! you can hit me up on discord if you want I'm cleanroom#0955

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

sounds like he got off easy

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

nuke all discord posters

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Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

slept for over 12 hours
jacked off 4 times
only got out of bed to get water and shit
How do I stop

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

don't you send your lewds to literally anyone that asks on discord lol

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

It's not like he lewds everyone but he does participate in porn threads and what not, never posts just likes seeing shit is what I mean fuck.
And screw off he's not a retard, he's actually nice to me, only person to actually befriend me online.

It's bullshit that he tells me that he was there, in the same position as me with someone he liked.
Entitled because I want to do something fun together? it's not like I'm forcing it every second we speak, he's almost ten years older than me.
What's wrong with wanting to have fun with someone?
He's not your bf
Yeah I know that smartass.
Fuck I'd thought these threads would understand apparently not.

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Jackson Price
Jackson Price

cant catch a bf without bait ;)

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

the only thing you ever fish for is attention though, not a bf

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

woke up this morning and I was holding my own hand
how will i ever get a bf now

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

tfw no bf to grind my fists into his butt cheeks

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

reading bfs diary (he let me) and it makes me so sad to see how angry and depressed he was for years in the past. reading it makes it seem like he was going to kill himself. he was just filled with so much negativity for years. it sounds sick but i would rather he would have killed himself then experience that.

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

lonely and drunk on a late Friday night
Who else?

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David Ortiz
David Ortiz

bf introduces me to his friend who "tamed" him
what does that mean?

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

lonely and not drunk, yet

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

what would freud think of my dream of an underage boy slut coming onto me then revealing they're a ftm and have a vagina? (in the dream i rejected their advances)

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

try to make things up with him
he just plays cold as he last did in the past
even says I ruined any good he did for me when I ask if things could be the same again
he actually was the one who ruined anything going on between us in the past
Why do I still keep him around? I clearly have better boys to move onto.

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James Carter
James Carter

Tamed is generally a term used when you put a brat in their place in a dom/sub relationship. Brat is basically a person who acts disobediently. You tame a brat by doing things like violence or humiliating them depends what they're into but it's highly sexual in nature and usually leads to some form of sex. Basically your bf is telling you he throat fucked and ass fucked him into submission and did a bunch of kink shit.

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

when my bf cums he sounds like he's in pain and crying.

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

he shaved all of the areas except around his ass and dick
does he not know how tacky that must look, especially during sex??

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

why are you all obsessed with sex? it's neat and all but I'd rather not die alone and prolapsed at 47

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

woke up this morning and got yourself a gun

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

being a boy is a full time job

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

i need a job, i'm such a loser
why am i thinking about this now, it's hitting me like a wave

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

I want a cute boi to marry and grow old with, and obvs to do the sex with on occasion. Just be safe and you wont get fucked up

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

boi
thats like the n word of r9gay

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

tfw your boi pussy is not currently boi pregnant from lots of thick creamy boi milk
Feels bad

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Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

why are people so shy to ask people out? Even if they say no and laugh eventually someones going to say yes. If all it took to get laid and have a bf was get laughed at by 5 people then everyone would do it.

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

because I have terrible social skills and hate being laughed at by people. Not everyone can be like you user

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

explain how you feel. i would think you'd suffer from boredom enough till you'd just have to ask someone out.

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

Tfw no bf to save up for a house with and grow old together and look after lots of doggos

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

sex is neat
getting your brains fucked out by anal is like seeing god its heaven on earth

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

would you get a boibortion

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

I do suffer from boredom but I distract myself from it by working on my model kits and watching movies. I hate talking to people I don't know face to face and I get too awkward to ask people out.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

No I would be a good boiwife and keep the boiby

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

rate dick, fags

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Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

Yup, that's a benis, and probably a fag too.

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Your hand is in the way. Take another pic, preferably hard, so I can give far judgement

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

i was a slut when i was a teenager but since ive turned 20 ive never had sex with anyone. Am i love able?

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

imagine having a dick this nice and ruining it all by shaving

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

I would happily suck that cock, it looks clean and eager

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

okay, bro. here

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Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

eww what are those wrinkles

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

my balls, fren

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Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

I would suck on it (not a faggot tho)

its a pretty nice cock tho. Not like I would be turning it down

But then, I am not a faggot

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

this is why I don't date, fuck whores, especially you

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

i appreciate the sentiment, fren

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Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

kys troons

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Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

How do I actually confront my BF when he does something that makes me upset without coming off as unreasonable or being a passive aggressive bitch

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

tmw meow is the last and only robot left on r9gay

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Talk it out with him so that you can work through your issues in a healthy and constructive manner. Explain how he made you feel and make compromises on both ends until you come to a resolution. Or just fucking break up with him you fucking normalfag, this is r9gay, not a self help board.

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

give him something after you're done bringing it up. make it a surprise too so if hes annoyed suddenly he gets a good dinner or something (or good sex if youre the bottom).

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

You're a cyborg at best.

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

getting kissed by a boy is so fun. you should try it!

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Don't forget, It's not too late to make a different choice.

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Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

got a dream where I and some other guy had beds right next to each other
wake up in the middle of the night because he is passionately kissing my neck
still pretended to be asleep for a few seconds because it felt so electrifyingly good
woke up angry and scorned him
I didn't even like the guy but it felt so powerful.

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

Yes that and because women will be unsympathetic to you if you're not tall and handsome.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

John 15:19 "If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you."
Luke 14:26: "If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters--yes, even their own life--such a person cannot be my disciple."
John 12:25 "Anyone who loves their life will lose it, while anyone who hates their life in this world will keep it for eternal life."
is Christianity pro r9k robots??

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

tfw starting to suspect bf is secretly asexual

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Michael Collins
Michael Collins

yikes, mods are defending degeneracy

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

I'm tall and handsome and I can confirm this.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

tfw no boyfriend to bite tongue off while french kissing

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

reddit.com/r/g0ys/comments/94d1yq/the_straightgay_dichotomy_is_a_cash_cow/

What do y'all make of this?

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Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

you came to the wrong neighborhood, frogposter

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Why not link 9gag while you're at it?

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

bf wakes up and proudly announces he's a race traitor while I'm half asleep
starts watching race play videos on his phone while he jerks off

What did he mean by this

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

For all your bf related questions see:
//boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/
//boards.4channel.org/lgbt/

Juan Long
Juan Long

Can homos be race traitors?

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

I swear I've gotten hairier since I started going to the gym, is this possible?

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

boys shouldnt friendly kiss girls even if they are gay because their gay kisses are precious.

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

there's a 90% chance the boy in the OP is pregnant just not showing
owo

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

Why tf are gay niggas all nympho's and promiscuous cunts? I'm a bi nigga who loves twink boypussy as much as the next roasty stacy and fuck man I can't have any relationships with you niggas it's all crying, cheating, please suck my dick every waking hour of the day and at night its all grabby feely like can't we just enjoy each other why tf are you always hard FUCK gay niggas man ya'll make me so mf tired bro
Just want another /fit/ lifting bro to play games with and cosplay vikings without all the fucking emotions and sex all the damn time

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

what would you do if a catboy hopped on your train??

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

tmw meow sucks at quake live

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

How could you tell he's a cat boy?

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

i don't have any trains

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

catboy tongues smell like ass
i mean they hop on the train you're already on dumbo

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

I wish we had trains.

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Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

Do pups eat poop like real dogs?

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

i'd mind my own business and maybe kidnap him at gunpoint

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

whole life is just work and uni and seeing friends once a week
Would be so much better if I had a boy to come home to talk with and snuggle. Usually when I'm this busy I don't feel lonely but it's hitting hard.

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Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

he has friends
Wow such a robot

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

I thought I had a date tomorrow but we haven't set a time and he hasn't signed into kik for 50 hours, so maybe he was drunk?

At least I'm going to VegFest with mummy

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Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

tfw no bf to share my banana cream (space) pie with

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

getting tops horny and keeping them right on the edge and never letting them fuck me is my forte.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

all cumbrain posters need to be gassed with zyklon A

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

Can we all agree on this?

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Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Based and not foot fetish pilled.

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

tfw still need to lose 76 pounds and keep going to the gym 6 days a week before I feel like I am worth dating
Only down 30 pounds in 3 months

God I hope this works out in the end

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Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

is there a comfier masturbation method than humping your pillow while cuddling it?

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

idk, I usually use a powerful vibrator on my dick and then be glad to have my place to myself. Being alone is so comfy.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Don't loose hope, you're doing great

I have a bf and I'm massively overweight. I don't feel like I deserve him and yet my stupid lazy ass doesn't improve at all.

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

woops this was what i meant. but now i realize that it could just be high iq likes tummy and low iq likes ass.

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Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

Doesnt work if youre a robot loser
Thighs are better, who cares about tums

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

I have a bf and I'm massively overweight
thanks user this makes me feel a lot better

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

i want to cuddle a boy when he gets home from earth and tell him he's safe now.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

That sounds really nice and I wish someone would do that for me
Earth is a scary place

John Perry
John Perry

Thank you user and i'm happy for you.

I've had some people interested in me before but once they find out my weight it's over. I like to think that means I have a decent personality and isn't just cope.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

Never give up hope!

Thread is lacking in cute boys so here's one from my collection.

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Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

Ive lost weight and still no one wanted me because im not a normie, and its not fault of my personality or looks i think.

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

Are you in the US and in the south? If so

Post discord

Thank you user you're an angel

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

Im from eu, sorry user

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

Well shit. I work third shift so I figured you were foreign. Would still be up to just talking if you want user.

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

pls be in the uk
origin

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Why do yo guys hate body hair so much?

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

i still gotta finish 3 houses

tfw no bf

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

I don't hate it. I just want some trimming around the privates.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

Whenever i see a boy crying or very sad i want to hold/squeeze them with their face against my chest so he gets overwhelmed and forgets his troubles even for a moment.

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

tmw you realize that Meow is Charls Carrol in disguise.

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Hi user it's me a very sad boy

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

i want to beat a crying boy up so that hell have a real reason for crying

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Keep going, but don't rely on it to get you a date. Make sure you enjoy going to the gym sometimes, it releases a lot of chemicals like serotonin and dopamine. You are essentially taking a natural antidepressant when you do cardio.
By the way, I'm a /fit/ robot, and it does not help. I don't have many social skills, so I can't flirt, reply to flirtation normally. I still act really autistic and no one is friends with me. My fat gay co-worker has a bf and I don't.
Looks aren't anything, so go to the gym beyond the purpose of appearance, but for the purpose of health and sport.
Good luck user!

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

I've been going to the gym for some time as well. It doesn't help with dating but it does make you feel healthier, more energetic and overally more in control of yourself. That kind of mental balance alone is a huge improvement to me.

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Is it too much to ask for a bf that helps me socialize by introducing me to his friends and goes to the gym with me even though I am insecure? That's alot to ask for but just protecting me and caring for me would fucking be enough. i would give complete loyalty and submit to him in return and do anything he wanted me to.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

Okay, for those with bfs, where the fug did you meet them?

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Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

only if you aren' rich or have great connections.

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Being rich won't help me find a bf

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

Are you even cute though? Gotta have something to draw someone in bud.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

No I'm fucking ugly and hate myself so I don't have anything to draw people in

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

Meow doesnt look like him

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

He plays quake. That is Charls domain. Meow is probably Charls desu.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

I'm really high in the attractiveness hierarchy. I'd be with you if you were nice to me and made it a tiny but obvious you were flustered around me. It's just hard to find out who is gay and whether or not they are actually into you or not. I'd love to finally give my love to someone.
There are people out there that would love you forever and overwhelm you with their affection. I would, I'm just trapped. We are all trapped.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

You wouldn't happen to be in the US by any chance would you user?

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Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

Added random person from r9k and we hit it off well and ended up crushing on each other

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

I'm from New Jersey
I would definitely be nice and flustered to you as much as I can if you even pay any bit of attention to me I've never had anybody love me ever in my life. Yeah it's pretty hard to find a bf not knowing who is gay or not.

John Butler
John Butler

Well shit sorry user I'm in Florida so I'm too far away and most people hate ldr. Good luck.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

:(((((( I can't believe you would even consider a relationship with someone as worthless as me so thank you <3

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

Well like you I find it pretty hard to find anyone as well since it's not that easy to find out if someone is gay or not. You seem really nice though and wasting that on a ldr just seems like it'd be painful since you want someone to do irl stuff with.

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

Thank you ur kinda making me blush haha but I guess I would prefer something closer but anything is better than being alone

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

If you want to Post discord

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

I'm going to try the thing in 24 hours, will post about whether it worked.

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

I wanna spoon you

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

no US r9gay friends that I could build a relationship with

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Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

Thank you user that would be nice <333

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

Most of us are in the U.S. Minnesota?

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

Lies, almost all of the gays I've added from these threads are EU. Which makes me want to move there now.

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Luis Gray
Luis Gray

Is 26 too old to be dating qts anymore

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

Minnesota?
hullo

William Long
William Long

Depends, do you think late 20's guys can be cute?

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

No, and older guys can be cute as well.

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

Howdy. Time to reboot my router kik ArgyleHarry

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Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

I don't have kik. Discord?

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Not making a new account right this minute and my old one is associated with some cumbrained shitposting I'm not proud of. Give me yours.

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Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

Isopodboy#8950

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

saved. will get on it later.

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

playfully flirt with dorm mate pretty frequently
he goes along with it
we he holds me as if he was going to kiss me as a joke
this happens many times, we both laugh it off after
after much joking, i go in for a hug from the back
he hugs me first usually
want to feel his tummy
go too low by accident and feel his crotch
he's ok with it but says "yo hahaha what are you doin?"
incident passes with much note

fast forward to my birthday, he pms me "i love you" as a joke
about a month later i do the same
we keep joking but it escalated to me giving him a blowie
amazingly it didnt end up awkward and we both enjoyed the experience
kinda made it awkward for myself by lowkey asking him for a second go a couple times

we still flirt, but he has a crush on someone and he wont tell me who, idk if i should still joke around loke that or stop before it hurts me

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

he has a crush on someone and he wont tell me who
He's talking about you you dense fucker now go get him and leave this board forever so you can stop subjecting us to your happiness, fuck you

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Fuck off normalcunt.
//boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/ and //boards.4channel.org/lgbt/ are more your speed.

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

Still hasn't turned that S into a D

Why do I keep wasting time on "I'm straight but" virgins?

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

dont wanna assume cuz he's mentioned his crushes on other campus peeps who are way better looking than me

fine

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

Yes, I guess everyone I have dated has been a qt twink / femboy type, maybe I'm too old to be goin after that

Definitely

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Why don't you date a qt with daddy issues (me)

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

h-hey i need an older guy too.. s-share?

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

No! I don't want a brother I'm getting all the attention

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

okay.. sorry for bothering

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

tfw late 20s and can't stand way younger guys with daddy issues

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

You can't blame them really, just some poor soft boys who were treated harshly. I really only have issues with cumbrains with daddy issues. If a boy with an actual personality has problems I can probably look past it.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

Well you are still a qt <3 you'll find an older guy some day, good luck

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

tfw no bf to get me to exercise to my limits and then have his way with me once my spaghetti arms turn into uncooked spaghetti arms

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Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

Sounds like the start of a porno

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

guys im sick can someone get me soup from the store please

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Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

alright... uhhh locations?

I feel like my ex definitely had those, I mean I do have those too, I guess cause all my exes were qt, im addicted, i should expand

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James Wood
James Wood

East coast USA. You?

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

where is my english cuteboy bf to drink tea with

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

same actually!

i'm in the northeast. hbu?

pls dont be underage tho

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Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

Get fucking lost normalcunt.
//boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/
//boards.4channel.org/lgbt/

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

I'm in EU, so I didn't have a chance either way..

John Baker
John Baker

my life's a movie
i'm still stuck in the casting phase

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

I'm in the northeast too :O

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Whisper quiet nights
Wine raised in cheers to no one
Ease my lonely heart

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

o-ok here i go

Maple#0232

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

Haikus Misunderstood
Though happy to be noticed
Sorry to decline

Tyler James
Tyler James

well anyone from here who wants to add that is NOT underage?

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Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

that's 6 7 5 syllables user...
hai-kus mi-sun-der-stood

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

Yo guys check out my poetry:

Cars goes round
makes vrrm vrrm
to get people places

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

car goes round 3
makes vrrm vrrm 3
to get peo-ple pla-ces 6
not a haiku!

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

It's just as good though.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Guess I'm giving up on the haikus then...

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Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

How come I look genuinely good in the mirror but so terrible in photos? It's fucking annoying

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

Don't cry sweet user
Haikus are really awesome
Please don't give up

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

take pictures of yourself from 30 feet away

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

both ugly in the mirror and in photos
at least there's one problem solved

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

a bit of my armpit sweat just dropped onto my nipple due to the way i'm sitting

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

You're used to seeing yourself in the mirror, which is flipped. Photos are not.

I'm sure that's not true user. And I bet you have a lovely personality to boot.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

Internet people keep being weird. Should I go outside?

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Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

you're so sweet, maybe you're right and i just don't like getting my hopes up

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Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

Does that mean that everyone else sees me in a weird way? I wish I could get officially flipped, then.

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

Ugly bros unite

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

No since there used to seeing you the other way. You handsome devil you.

at least, I think that's how that works?????

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

I'm craving affection to the point where I'm willing to make dumb sadposts on an anonymous imageboard for it

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

tfw no sadposting bf that craves attention

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

Why do people suck so much at FFXIV, lads?

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Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

tfw sometimes I samefag my sadposts just to get some attention
not only did i use to suck my peen i also suck my e-peen

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

I hope you find some or at least enjoy being happily asocial with your hobbies

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Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

Is now a good time to start with ffxiv?

Bored of WoW, classic sucks and bfa is boring

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

It is, good set of end game raids that will last a few months, I think. Decent place to start if you're into those things.

Might take you a while to reach endgame but this new expansion has a pretty fun storyline, music in this game still kicks ass so there's that too.
I've never played WoW so I can't speak on that.

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Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

tfw i have been sick all day and i don't have a bf to take care of me

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Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

You can start up a free trial and see for yourself the combats pretty fun at later levels and you look forward to every class quest especially the one at 50 when you get your first set of blues, but it's absolute ass during the first 40 or so levels cus you're given such a small amount of buttons to press that all you're doing half the time is alternating between 2 abilities, but don't let that discourage you since it does get a lot better.
The biggest hurdle to overcome is the story quests tho, the realm reborn main story took me weeks to finish and I still gotta go through Heavensward, stormblood and shadowbringers but at the very least the maps look cool as fuck and the music is bumpin
Also the leveling can feel pretty slow during your first time from 1 to 50, but your alts get an xp boost based upon your other jobs' levels. 100% xp from 1 to 50 and 50% from 50 to 60, after that the xp boost is gone.
Roegadyns are the master race

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Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Think about something
Google it
Bf asks on discord about same thing 2 mins later

Either he has a keylogger on my computer or he's reading my mind, how do I check if its a keylogger

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Thank you user
It might have to be the latter unless I can get over what I'm pretty sure is some sort of avoidant personality disorder but hobbies are increasingly less fulfilling

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

I'll check it xiv out then, ty lads

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

here's a wholesome smaller discord server you can join, no prison gays, trannies or straights allowed, no /soc/ fags either. just join and make some friends maybe.

wDvD2m

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Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

anime
no normalfags
lel

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

tfw no programming to help me make a game

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Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

programming bf*, sorry im really tired

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

how would he install a keylogger without you knowing or otherwise giving him access to your computer

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

He stayed at my home a few weeks ago

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

and? do you not keep your computer locked? even if he has a keylogger what exactly is so bad that he could find out aside from what you post on Jow Forums or do in your spare time

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

No I let him use it

Also he's probably reading this right now.. Just spooky

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

Femroes are master race.
Male roes look kinda ugly and have 1000 yard stares..

Have fun, issa good game.

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Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

You should start googling some shit about leaving your boyfriend or act like you are talking to other guys and then you will really be able to tell

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

Sometimes when put my hands together behind my back it feels like someone else and for just a moment I'm ok.

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

What's your game idea user? I've always wanted a bf to make a video game with

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

What if you're my bf and you're tricking me? I'll google that and then he wont act on it thus making it seem like he isn't keylogging me :)

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

an isometric rpg set in a cyber-punk-post-apocalyptic world

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

Maybe you are paranoid and yes I am your bf, now kiss me because I am your bf

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

What was the thing you searched?

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

no prison gays allowed
Let us in nigga

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

That doesn't sound like it could be all that hard from a programming perspective
Are you good at art and writing? That's the bit that stops me ever making a game, apart from general lack of motivation

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

i think im okay at writing but im kinda need help with the programming so ill need alot of help with that

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

wake up because i got stung by a bee in the middle of the night
no bf to kiss my booboo

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Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

watching youtube videos of iconic csgo plays and players
tearing up like a little bitch at emotional moments
get shivers at mind bending frags
tfw no London csgo bf

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Where my bf who's in his 20s

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

Where's my bf who's in his 30s?

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Me for the next 6 and a half years and then I will be your bf who is in his thirties. Fuuuuuck getting old sucks

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

Where my bf whos in his 10s

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Thailand probably. But you are more likely gonna end up with a black bf in prison user. Liking little boys is unbased and disgusting and predatory

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

Posting pretty quick there, why don't you have a seat on that stool there for me.

William Martin
William Martin

half of this thread is probably in your range

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

what about boys in their negatives

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

pregnancy fetish
but then you'd have to touch a woman. seems like bi men's territory

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

generational cuckold
ending your rival's bloodline by fucking his and your wife's offspring

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

Is a LEGAL bf all that really hard to ask for

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Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

asking isn't hard
i'm doing it every day haha

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

tfw bf haven't played LoZ despite me begging him to for the last 5 months
tfw autistically play each zelda game atleast 10 times each

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

Reminder that the age of consent is 16. Yes you must be 18 to post, but those lurkers who see your discord...

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Nah I don't wanna mess with that

I still gotta play alot of them

Same

John Bennett
John Bennett

the age of consent isn't 16 everywhere retard

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

what can i go to target and buy that will immediately make me feel better?

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

whiskey is usually a good idea, at least until the next day

David Anderson
David Anderson

Some delicious dark chocolate

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

Carbs have always worked for me. Wholesome unrefined carbs.

Skip the worthless cocoa butter and make a shake with with bananas (frozen if possible) or dates, cocoa owder (I like it undutched), and other stuff. I've been recently making it with flax/chia, almond flour, and calcium carbonate. I don't always hit my 600 milligram target with just greens and seeds.

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Would you date a cute chubby boy

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

I-i just wanted dark choccy

Who wouldnt

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Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

No, I would only date a cute fit boy. Fat is repulsive imho

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

I used to think it was theobromine causing chest sensations when I ate chocolate, but it doesn't happen without the oil.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

I prefer fit, but my friend with benefits is fat and it's really annoying how it gets in the way. Grow a beard if you haven't already. Fat and beardless looks pathetic.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

Lmao it is when you on the Internet nigga

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

Black
Too shy to find love IRL
Find love interests online
Always abandoned once told I'm black
"Sorry, I just can't be attracted to you."
I'm not sure why I keep trying! Is suicide the answer, friends?

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Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

why not go for another black guy? not me though, because anime

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

I wouldn't really know where to look. I usually make a post stating my interests somewhere and it's always a cute white guy that manages to fall for me.

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Cooper White
Cooper White

Try normie platforms and you'll find many who fetishize your blackness.

By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could.

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

And even then, I don't think black guys are attracted to black guys. I can love anything that gives me love but if they're black I'd prefer them to atleast have a twink frame like me. Bonus points if we can crossdress together.

fetishize
I want love though! If I wanted to be fetishized, I'd probably be chained up in someone's basement for slave play.

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Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

gamergate waifu?
yikes.

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Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

see the issue isn't JUST that you're black, it's the fact that you're black and a sissy tranny crossdresser. while that second part usually isn't a problem for most the sad reality (for you at least lol) is that the people into the crossdresser thing aren't into it for the "oo naughty boy wearing girl stuff!", it's usually because of anime and until anime becomes i n c l u s i v e , you're out of luck

John Watson
John Watson

okay i admit it, i just want a cuteboy to bully

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

I just think it's so funny that you, a nigger, basically said that you don't care what they look like just as long as they give you love yet only put an exception for your own apes. Was I the only one that caught that? I refuse to be the only one that found that the funniest thing he's said thus far

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

added random user from one of these threads
exchange like two or three lines of dialogue
stopped talking after that
also been in offline mode ever since I added them
So I guess I remove them then?

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Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

Are you the one who blocked me?

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

I see. You're telling me to get /fit/ instead? I mean, even if I did, I'd still be really short. So I thought, might as well wear skirts and panties and make use of this babyface even though I'm black.

Not a tranny though.

I acknowledged that too. It was my first sentence.
And even then, I don't think black guys are attracted to black guys.
So if you go back to my first post, I ask, is suicide the only answer?

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Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

Why not just keep talking to them? Did you not enjoy your conversations or something?

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Have you tried Farmers Only?

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

you don't really need to be /fit/ either. just because you're short and don't look like you're in a gang doesn't mean the only option is to pretend to be a girl. how short are you? what's with your face that makes you say you have a baby face?

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

No, I still have them added.

Well they didn't really make much of an attempt to talk, and when I tried to direct it towards something about them they didn't say anything. Been like that for a few hours. I get the feeling they have no interest.

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Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

N-No?

how short are you?
5'4.
What's with your face that makes you say you have a baby face?
Everyone assumes I'm a high schooler.

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Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

I suspect you may have been talking to me. Could you paste one of the messages?

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

Just try messaging again, maybe they didn't see it. Happens sometimes. If it's always like that then just remove them, but at least explain why so they don't just assume they weren't the problem

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

I acknowledged that too. It was my first sentence.
your hypocrisy doesnt become okay just because you try to imply everyone else in your race has it lol

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

Why are you being so hostile? What's your problem?

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Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

I'll just remove them, thanks for the help anyways.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

tfw no robot bf
5'10 asian guy, have had qt twink bfs, but they never stick around ;-;

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Connor Walker
Connor Walker

They already did remove me

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

I'm a different guy altogether, im black too and also thought it was funny how you said that.
didn't know I had to put uwu after all my posts though.

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

tfw no kaworu bf
Why must i suffer

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Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

even if you were tall and gruff you're still obviously a bottom and generally submissive so getting /fit/ seems a bit stupid. your only hope is going to a normie place where it's some all inclusive crossdresser friendly space. also, fetishism isn't 100% terrible just know the difference between a preference and a fetish. just because you preferred a twink-build guy in your example doesn't mean you fetishize the thin body of males

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

tfw no char bf
I hate reality

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Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Is it good to wait several to respond to guys on Tinder who message me first? I'm too tired now and I prefer to do it in a single batch.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

tfw no /m/ bf

is tinder good for finding qt bois? never tried it, only grindr

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Michael Ward
Michael Ward

How do i find a bf in irl im tired of being lonely

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

bf in in real life

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Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Yeah, it's full of cuties, at least here, but if too many swipe left you will fade out of existence.

What have you tried so far? Have you done the needful?

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

tfw no shinji bf

not really in the crybaby bitch that he was, but more of the "figuring out himself and getting his shit together at points" part.

be my bf

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Jack Collins
Jack Collins

Sometime i kiss boys because i like them. Other times bwcause i just like to kiss boys. Don't read too miluch into it.

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

location?

havent watched m in a while, some of my favorites are patlabor, votoms, g gundam, zeta gundam, and giant robo

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

any tips on how to weight bottom cheeks separately?

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

silly user you're too far

ne usa

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Camden Hill
Camden Hill

same actually man

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John Gomez
John Gomez

I hate when you fags do this.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

yeah if they stop replying and you've just added them I'd give them a day before you remove them

John Cox
John Cox

state user? ohio fag here

I'm normally reading, listening to music/podcast, some vidya, hiking/visiting state parks and movies. used to watch a lot of anime but not so much lately

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Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

Is it possible you're having brain problems and blocking people to cockblock yourself?

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

cleared friends list of anons from these threads
Remember, never add people from here.

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Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

Massachusetts

Sorry friend ;_;

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

Sometimes you just don't click with people user, don't give up so easily you'll find someone you get along with eventually you just have to wade through the shallow pool of shit

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

tfw no one asks you to add them anyways
Based

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Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

Have you tried not being black? Like no offense

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

people active trim their Discord friends list
On shit like Steam it's almost understandable but Discord has a terrible DM UI and doesn't even count how many friends you have

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

are you allowed to refuse treats at work if you're on a diet? Or is it too rude? Also is it a huge redflag you're a homosexual?

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

refuse treats at work
what? if someone offers you candy just say no, it doesn;t even have to be a diet thing.

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

you can brainfuck people by saying that you're full instead of saying you don't want any will make em stop pestering you

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Why can't I obtain a blonde big titty GF that likes to shoot bullets and play VNS?

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

what to do about skin discoloration?

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

i'm trying to figure that out myself. i have patch of skin on my cheek that's slightly darker than the surrounding skin and it's been like that since i think high school.

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

If you were going to wear a couple's costume with your boyfriend on halloween, what would be it?

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Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

I'm gonna be a cop and my bf is gonna be a criminal.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

start talking to cute trap boy
he falls hard for me
he ends up having an 8 inch dick
he lives just a few states away
Living the dream, boys

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Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

no, go to jail

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

I now only fap to fully clothed 2d boys on /cm/. Have i made it?

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

Hope you die on the drive there fucko

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

he lives just a few states away
lmao statelets

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

Hi I'm 20 and I want a boyfriend. I have a really good personality. kik = extdes

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

I wish I was in a good area and could use tinder to meet cute young twenty something men

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

eBf suddenly goes cold and distant
feels like I'm purposely being ignored
completely emotionally cut off from me
see he's been playing a game with someone else hours at a time
hasn't asked to play with me in weeks

What does he mean by this, should I just dump him

Kayden King
Kayden King

don't dump him, ask him about it. Only dump him if its actually bad.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

Being a boy isn't about the money, it's about flowers and perfect skin and kisses.

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Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

tfw no bf to buy me borderlands 3 so we can play together

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Jack Russell
Jack Russell

had a pregnancy scare with my bf now we're going to celebrate the good news.

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

How do I know its bad? It feels very bad. Doesn't seem like he likes me anymore. Says he is burnt out from people but here he is spending 6 hours playing video games with someone else while I'm completely ignored.

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

A 33 year old paid 100 dollars to jack me off and finger me today.

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

So you're a whore? Does whoring pay well? Is it worth your dignity?

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

Yeah, kinda

Oerigenil

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

did that to my local twink fwb for free
Paying for sex as a fag blows my mind

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Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

tfw size queen

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

He was pretty chubby and not too attractive, as well as being 33 years old, so that's probably why. He ended up being a sweetheart though, really nice guy.

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

tfw I will never have a bf to do fancy things with like go to the theatre and opera.

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Jason Clark
Jason Clark

Do you gays do anything to armpit hair?

Is there even a market for 33yo males?

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

I shave mine, but I'm a bottom, I can't speak for everyobe

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

i was his first uncut dick
he loves it
plays with my foreskin a lot

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Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

i gave a boy his first kiss today. My bf let me do it because the boy had had a crush on me for a while now and is only 13.

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

Same, also a bottoms tho. Armpit hair is yucky

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Underage filth get out out OUT

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Luis Clark
Luis Clark

There might be someone else user you gotta prepare

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

wake up
open thread
thread is all degenerate normalfag amerinigger posting

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Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

Nothing new anone

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

tfw no one kissed me when I was young

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

I am freshly showered.

got water in my ear again
i bet the jews are somehow responsible for this

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

only 13
what the fuck

John Perry
John Perry

wanna get an ebf
know deep down that I am biscum and will soon be hitting up women in my area once I move
still would prefer to settle down with a man someday
Will you boys still want me even if my pee pee has been inside a pussy?

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

Tfw no bf to touch my abs

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Tell me about your abs, user. Did you get them recently?

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

I'm biscuit but prefer guys, well admittedly weakness for qt guys

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

tfw no funs bf to go to the shooting range and larp cowboys gaysex including

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

meows stated multiple times hes bi
r9gay has been dead a very long time.

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

nope, i just want somebody to love me

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

Hello buttcoomers

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

thoriginalughts?

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Colton Morris
Colton Morris

I have verse qualities but honestly seeing the kind of guys I'm into and how I look there's no way I'll ever have my pp in a guy's butt.

Easton Young
Easton Young

you're verse? then here's a verse for you
1 Cor 6:9-10

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

What the hell, so I've been a verse all along.

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

VR Chat. He lives with me now and has been for a while. But don't bank on online relationships. They rarely work out. The only reason ours did was three main contributing factors.

1 - He works from his computer and has no ties to his hometown, thus, moving to where I live was a no brainer for him.

2 - He lived within driving distance. It was 14 hours, but still, he was willing to do it. He didn't have much to bring with him, so he was able to fit it all in his pickup bed.

3 - Our irl chemistry was very good. A lot of times online relationships don't work out because when two people meet irl there is no chemistry and it's just very awkward. Was not like that at all for me and him. We got along great and my family loved him.

I'm not saying you should give up hope on an online relationship, but don't expect anything miraculous, successful relationships that start long distance online are very very rare.

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

Fuck you for being happy while I'm sad and lonely

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

tfw this idiot didn't even bother reading the very next verse

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

tmw meows spoken english is too bad for vrchat

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

tfw bottom but want to provide for future bf

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

tfw voice too bad for voice chat

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

tfw voice too bad

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

I'm a top but I want love and to be comforted

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

I'm sorry. I've been there. I was there for a long time. I hope the best for you. I truly do. <3

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

Get lost normalnigger. Nobody is interested in your vacuous platitudes.

Christian White
Christian White

Is it a cute nasally voice?

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

im a bottom but i want to dom a top..

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

It's nasally, soft but deep and I always stutter

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

Then you have to find a pure bottom instead of those qt femboys you drool after that are merely attention whores.

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

Yes.
vocaroo.com/i/s0deMMQbyHvO

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

bad voice
sounds like norman
Lol

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

responsibility should be removed from the gay dictionary. such a gross gross word

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

tfw no bottom bf with phimosis

Connor James
Connor James

Wow, I can record 6 seconds of myself talking and not stuttering or stammering alone in my room with unlimited takes, what I "norman" I am.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Damn but I want both

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

Post one with stuttering then

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

tfw no nasally scat singing bf

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

boys are a literal meme sexuality

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

how do i cure cum brain?

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

stop listening to reddit memes

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

Vibrator on benis, sleep, hobbies/entertainment, maybe change diet. Cocoa seems to make me more cumbrained.

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

you need to have the gamer fucked out of you

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Justin Young
Justin Young

I stop being a cumbrain when I'm in gamer mode, until a game gets accidentally kinky.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

wait a second, did they roll back the wordfilter?

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

i could kill for a boiganism rn

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

i could kill for a boigasm rn

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

i could kill for a boigarrison rn

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

Does anyone want a skelly boy who tries his best at the gym as bf?

William Fisher
William Fisher

That sounds cute
We can try our best together, I've always wanted someone to go to the gym with

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

wwhere do i find a bf like this?

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Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

tfw I can never look like this

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

do look kinda close to it user?

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

ive got a similar body structure but my skin colour is darker and im way hairier

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

but is your pp as cute as that one?

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

why are small hairless pps so suckable..

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

No, I don't think it is
origg

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

the fags in this thread

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Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

because they are, especially when they are uncut/phimotic

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

r9gay be like I'm gay but only like young cute feminine boys dressed as anime characters :D

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

this but also for regular guys

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

not true at all user, I love big tall fit men who could snap my skelly body with minimal effort

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Right here, but you won't let yourself meet me.

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

but you won't let yourself meet me.
mainly because you are on the other side of the planet

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

Meow likes normal men

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

woof fucking hates meow

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

moo just wants to be milked

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

Why hate on meow when you can love meow

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

How hairy are we talking?

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

idk, hairy. I have hair all over my body and i hate it so much.

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Most smooth guys do, until they take it off.

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

Hairy and skinny sounds kinda hot user.

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

No, I'm supposed to be the small and cute one in the relationship.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

It is. Give it a try.

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Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

thanks user, what kind of body do you have?

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

tfw no qt bf to play smash bros with irl

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Owen Bell
Owen Bell

Skinny as well, but I only have hair on the usual places. And no, I'm not a femboy. I'm just skinny, working to become skinny toned.

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

you sound hot as well user. How tall? Im 5'8"

David Wright
David Wright

Thanks, I try my best. I'm 5'9"

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

nice, what country you in user?

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

Slav country, and you?

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

crap, im in australia

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

r9gays caring about looks only

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

Damn that sucks, you sound hot. I'd love to cuddle a hairy bf for warmth, even better if he's skinny.

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

that sounds nice user, hopefully you find a cute skinny hairy bf near you

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

And hopefully you'll find someone who doesn't mind your hair at all!

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

That's what I was figuring. Or he's just been fucking with me the whole time. I have had that done to me before.

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James Hill
James Hill

fuck off prison gays i want to have sex with a normal guy not with a cutesy femboy uwuwuwuw :3 :3 rawr niger

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Robert Watson
Robert Watson

tfw have hairy bf
(It's a good feel)

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

Tell more and make us jealous

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

tfw not have hairy bf
(it's a bad feel)

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

tmw going to play a dumb barbarian dwarf in dnd

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

everyone shows up late, takes a cannabis break 20 minutes in, loses interest

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

tfw you'll never suck a cock
feels bad

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Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

just get a bit flexy and you'll have a cock to suck 24/7

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

What's stopping you sucking a cock?

John Harris
John Harris

tfw have a mole right next to the dickhole

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

americans will never know the joys of foreskin
i almost pity you

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

I get to see my curry fwb enjoy penis stimulation more than I thought possible. i wish I had one.

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Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

fwb
eww

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

whos that source source ahsudjanmff

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

foreskin is gross, europeans fuck off

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

mfw uncut burger
Too bad no one wants my dick anyways but up yours anyways

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Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

tumblr tier gif
this is why no one wants it

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

He exists only sometimes on weekends, so I'm looking for another.

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

I don't think my choice of reaction images has much to do with it.

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David Phillips
David Phillips

Have imaginary sex.

archive.org/details/ImperiumSensus

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

le dirty gross xddddd
shut the fuck up yankee

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

tfw it's another one of those days you have a migraine and feel sick

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

stay mad dirtydick

Julian Young
Julian Young

Gay
want children more than anything else
don't want them to be raised in a fag household
Convince me that gays can make good parents, /r9gay/, I feel like God is mocking me and I want my assumptions to be wrong.

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Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

gay's can't make parents
unless boipregnancy owo

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

Just flip a coin and whoever loses identifies as female. Household isn't gay anymore. Nothing else changes. Congratulations.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

seeing as reaction images are a reflection of your personality, ironic or not, the user wasn't wrong. you're probably just insufferable to be around

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

You shouldn't have or be allowed to raise children, not because you're gay but because you went to Jow Forums for parental advice. Also you believe in god

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

high five fellow atheistbro :D

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Please go back to where we both know you came from

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

seething sandnigger

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

Adopt an adult twink, bully him into getting educated.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

why aren't the redditards able to meme

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

religious nuts can't into neither humour nor reason and logic

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

pls no ableism pls k thx :-)

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

tmw vidya meow friend who would play vidya with meow all day everyday never ever

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

why do so many normans want to be the Meow

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

i forgot sugar in my tea >~<

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

want children more than anything else
Why not work up the courage to coom in your woman's pussy once a year, but fuck men on the side?

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

*poke* *poke* Hey user, I heard you don't like being poked, what are you going to do about it?

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William Harris
William Harris

new thread for sleepy anons
jowforums.com/thread/54420835/anecdotes
jowforums.com/thread/54420835/anecdotes

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

*pokes you with my 9mm pecker* owo

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Blake Cox
Blake Cox

If you don't stop I'm going to poke you back in the fucking heart with my love and you better damned well get used to it because I'm not going to stop until you've learned your lesson

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