Ruin this job interview in five words or less

Ruin this job interview in five words or less.

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i sure do hate niggers

step on me please ma'am

positive vibes fren, least for the next week.
xoxo

Go fuck yourself. I'm out.

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lemme smash dat stanky puss

I just accidentally my pants.

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I don't have work experience

Let me nut inside please?

So, we fucking tonight?

I faked my credentials.

My women's study degree

Joke's on you, this is an interview for an HR position. You're hired.
What now?

*freeze because i dont know what to say and get tears in my eyes*
there i did it in zero words

mention WoW Classic

I saw your porn video.

my motivation? money, dumbass

OP is a gay faggot

>8492947328

I've never had a job

originally

Me Tarzan
You Jane
*Spurts*

How has no one put "I'm a registered sex offender" yet?

Or is it too obvious?

Go fetch me a sandwhich

I always have bad breath

straight while male coming through

>I ain't gots no education

are the females hot here?

>says nothing, just walks out

"I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm not allowed within 50 ft of children"

"I really hate your nails."