help stop you stupid FUCK MY FUCKIPNG TOMSHBAHAHS U?ER"?UFSEGDFSDERDSGAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAOh GOD FUCK MY SIDES AHBAAAAA FUCKING COOOOM AAHAHAH COOM COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
I will in a min- huuuuuggggghhhh AAHHHHFFF UUUUUCCCCUUUJ AHAHAHAH IMMMM CIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG IIIMMMMM CUUUUUUUUNNNNGGGG IMMMMM IIIIIIMMM GRGFRGRGRGG CCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
oh god oh FUCK guys GUYS im gonna............... GUYS im gonna!!!!!! IM GONNA CCCCCCMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG.........! oh god OH FUCK OH GOD oh fuck OH OH OHO HOHOHOHHOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC IM GONNA C-C-C-C-C-CCCC--CC--C-C CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM AAAAAAGGGGH OH FUCK IM COOOOOOMING AAAAHHH FUCK COOOOOOOOOM
Hes so fucking based. But the man is gone or he became the Coomer guy. From cock user to coom user. Coom shoots out from the cock so maybe he left it behind.
Coomer is literally no different from Hnnng, and honestly you are a dipshit because spaghetti and ballsweat was way more convoluted. At least this shit is obviously a joke
I am an hentai Fanboy with an fat buff build. Please help me. I am an athlete trapped in the mortal cage of a coomer. A tiger who has been cursed into the body of its own prey. The world around me is engulfing me, I can't stand it. I just want to coom peacefully, without the guilt of enjoying high frames per second from a pathetic Nvidia graphics card or Intel CPU; as I betray the legacy of the white race to watch cheap Jewish porn. the betrayal haunts me and continually attacks me with every breath I take playing a silky smooth porno . But my body just wants more coom and my mind more Ebony's. I just want this painful desire to leave me, but it refuses, as if I'm ordering a wall to build itself. Ugh, it's so smooth, but so shameful. Glorious 144Hz giant tits blasts into my face gracefully every day but so does the agony of knowing that it's not coom fuelling my endless cycle of porn
Ever since I was a a teen porn had mesmerised me. I still remember those red-black streaks on all the glorious porn posters I had on my bedroom, and the "No gays"sign on my door. I had all the brazzers merch; from exclusives to ones found commonplace, it was all in my coom themed room. People teased me, yes, but it was worth it. It's funny actually, all the girls called me "coom Boy", but I kinda liked it. It even turned me on a little whenever I heard them say it.
Maybe that's why I keep .... AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IM GOOONNNNNNNA COOOOOOM OHHHHHHHH H OH H OH OHHHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A IM COOOOOOOOOOMING
So is this the forced meme of the month? It will die like all of the others because its not even funny.
Chase Ross
it's hilarious, you're just a cuck
Eli Phillips
A little less jewy tone a little more AAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
Jaxson Bailey
My fellow coomers I realized my cooming has gotten out of hand and it appears I must cease cooming lest there be dire outcomes in my social life. Should I ignore these perceived societal incompatibility's with my authentic coomer self or should I entertain the program of, dare I say it; nofap in the hopes of cooming in a thot
William Morris
you know how you can charge up a plasma pistol shot in Halo? it's sort of like that >coom >"uwuugh i'm cooming aah" >nofap AND THEN coom: >UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHGHGH I'M COOOOOOOOMING GAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGGAH