Don't fall for the stem meme

While you bots were busting your ass for 5 years to make 80k engineering chemicals or some dumb shit, I studied a meme degree. Did nothing for four years. Decided to take the LSAT because I didnt want to work. Fueled by amphetimines I studied for 6 months. Scored in 99th percentile. Got into a a T14. Got offered a big law gig through OCI. Now making 190k a year plus bonus. Don't have to argue in court or anything, just due dilligence and research pretty much. Don't fall for the stem meme bots. Be a biglawboi.

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This meme is so funny. Anyone who makes 190k a year wouldn't spend their time on this shit hole.

wow what happens when you arent smart enough for law, huh guy?

>doing law
>being smart
pick one lul

can't forget where i came from

t. biology major, scottsdale community college, 1.7 gpa

The only way American men can improve is if socialism is adopted. No other way.

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If you aren't smart enough for law you should probably give up on life. Lawyer is unironically one of the lowest IQ professions out there, not sure why people think it requires intelligence.

Not him but it requires decent memorization which I dont have

I'm going to inherit millions in the next few years and I have no plans to alter my Jow Forums habits. I will just have a comfier home and a nicer computer for my shitposting.

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anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone can be big law. a 95 percentile score on the lsat is mensa qualifying but still not enough for t14

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actually, chemistry and classics; top uni in my state

God some people are so lucky. Don't even need millions, just a single million would be fine to let me live a life of not having to work and just shitposting and sleeping a lot.

top uni "in my state" is just a way for state school fags to feel good about themselves. there are target schools an non target schools

my family would disinherit me if i was neet

I majored in computer science out of desperation because i was failing nursing. I got my act together and it isnt the worse thing ever, at least not yet

I'm a wagie right now. I milked semi-NEET life as long as I could (6 years to graduate with a bachelors degree) then found a job that pays reasonably well and doesn't make me suicidal. As soon as I get my inheritance I will be NEETing it up for life. I've already consulted with a financial adviser to come up with a plan that will let me spend a small amount for a house on a few acres on the outskirts of town and a few luxuries, then investing the rest and living off interest.

>live off the interest
i think you're larping user

No, just tired after wagecucking all day. I will be living off dividends and investment returns/growth if you want to be autistic about it, not interest from a savings account. Might get a few duplexes to rent out too but that would cut into the NEET life.

Have done major in CS, I do enjoy studying pure math 4 - 6 hours a day and writing code 8 hours a day, if I didn't I'd want to kill myself.

yeah definitely larp.

Damn bro, enjoy it!

Don't fall for the college meme more like

>law
Law is the most over saturated field out there. They're handing out too many law degrees and letting too many pass the bar examples. You could go big, or you could just end up being one of the many good people out there who are left without work since supply>demand

>Scored in 99th percentile. Got into a a T14
poor reading comp i see

But I live on a lottery check every month, why would I educate myself let alone work?

Not everyone can be in the 99th percentile user

All advice is for those in the 99th percentile of their fields. Peasants cannot benefit from advice, nor do they aspire to.

>Be law court memeboy
>Soon be ruled out by machines because classifications are easy to do by machines compared to humans who are irrational
>Most court law memers are slowly converting to research because that's what the machines suck at
>Research and investigation part of law degrees oversaturates
Its a very real possibility. Also
>99th percentile
>180k
>Bust your ass for 80k at STEM
That's not how a fair comparison works OP. 99th percentiles work at FAANG corps that get 200k+ as seniors and better stock options. Shit earns shit, top earns top, as long as you can sell your shit.
Also doubt a 99th percentile guy would be here in the first place so obligatory
>Gtfo LARPer

i honestly rather make a humble 50k than be a lawyer/involved in law making 4 times as much
t.neet

You should go back to the void

Ah, you're that guy from 2 days ago.

He doesn't talk bullshit btw., he posted his law pass including the date.

But you must understand that 190k a year for a beginner only exists in the US where they can fire you any second everywhere else stem pays more on average.

Its not just that. This is an unfair comparison that anyone with a 99th percentile would be facepalming at and clearly just to show off while making an assclown of himself
>Comparing mean/median STEM to top-of-the-line law
>Doesn't include location
>Doesn't include benefits
>Doesn't include future prospects
>Doesn't include free days or time spent on the job
>Doesn't include work pressure, etc.
Math guy who wants to earn money? Go into finance, get big bucks. Chemistry guy? Go into pharma research. CS? Go to a FAANG corporation. Physics? I dunno, be a space engineer or something. Meanwhile law is a human-made, rule-based field where the only things standing in the way of an AI breakthrough are people fighting AI back and lack of inputs for a computer to work with. Courts are already embarrassing themselves left and right by becoming glorified salesmen, there's no way in hell two people wouldn't get the same sentence in a fair system, yet we already fail to sentence a man and a woman the same way. The field presents itself as rational, but is filled with irrationality ripe to be destroyed by a single, well-trained AI using nothing more than existing methods.
The dude's cherrypicking his own situation hardcore. Ironically, he'd have done better making a comparison in EU, where a law degree relatively does earn more than a STEM degree thanks to how retarded EU is at valuing techies.