Things that invalidate your robot status

Things that invalidate your robot status

>Tall
>White
>Big Dick
>Under 25

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does getting your dick sucked by a hooker invalidate me? i didn't cum

>white
>had sex
>had relationships
>foid

whitecels are real tho. Just because they are not currycel pajeets does not mean they are automatically Chads

Bigdickcels are a fucking meme tho

escortcelling is still incel because escorts don't actually want to fuck you. so it doesn't count. You are still a virgin

>You are still a virgin
i am so happy yet so miserable yet so happy yet so miserable

thank God I'm irish

>6'4
>white
>22
>have a job and college degree
>had about 10 different girls directly express interest in dating me throughout my life
I turned them all down and continue to do so though, still a virgn

8/10
IQ over 150
Hundreds of Tinder matches
In medical school at a prestigious university

lying on the internet? would someone do that?!

>high iq
>under 25
>have irl friends

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Tall means nothing when you are a creep.

>so it doesn't count
Why do you tell lies on the internet?

>have a gf
shes long distance so life just sucks for 5/6 out of the year

I'm 6'5", white, 7 inch peenor and I'm 24 years old.
I've also been ill my adult life, but been able to get rid of v-card when I was younger. Nowadays I just play wow and distract myself so I don't end up attempting a suicide that will leave me permanently handicapped.

>6 foot
>finished high school with good grades and certifications from a technical school
>have been in relationships (they've all failed though)
>have had jobs
>have had friends
>played sports
>under 25
now I have no social life at all, not employed and no plans of going to college. hermit life for me

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I'm a bigdickcel though my gf even dumped me

> white
> big dick? 6.25" if that's considered big
> own car
> mortgage on 3bd house I pay myself
> not virgin but interest from women very few and far between
> have 2 friends that actually make an effort to talk to me and sometimes hang out.

Still an unattractive, unsocial loser though. Rarely leave house for reason other than work or running errands.

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literally go into porn. People will pay you to fuck hot sluts

How big do you think my dick is? It's not blacked size but its above average. I dont think it's that easy I mean it's usually the guy paying is the one fucking all the sluts.

>6'2
>white
>college grad
>decent job / lots of money
>decent relationships with family / friends

Almost makes up for being a wizard.

You said you were a big dickcel. If your cock looks nice, girls, and yes, guys want it

Everyone loves sucking on nice cocks. You're a volcel

not a virgin, that's about it

>tall....... :)
>white..... :(
>big dick..... :(
>under 25....... :)

I am proud of my cock and they like it when I take it out. But it's not nice enough to make up for my personality. I hardly use it. And the times I have, it's been okay. Nothing special. Had a couple girls attached to me until they hated me for reasons.

being a robot is not about looks you fags

>niggers are blasphemy

>semi-good looking face

go fuck yourself. you have nobody to blame but yourself, unless you're deliberately remaining chaste (which i wouldn't believe even if you said that was the case)

>>White
Shut up nigger