FUCK having a beard, shit is itchy 24/7

FUCK having a beard, shit is itchy 24/7

if there are any true beardlets out there just know i would gladly trade places with you so i wouldnt have to shave every 2 days so my face wont itch constantly

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Stop posting here stupid faggot

this is my first time posting idk what you're on about

Doesnt itch ever you must have fleas user or sensative skin even your skin is a pussy

>sensative

kek

>wait.. you have to wash your shit or it will itch? no wayyyyyy duuuuuuuude why cant i just be a dirty retard... whyyyyyy do i have to be cleaaaaan i just want to be a dirty scum...
/the thread/

also..
>what is a beard oil huuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

t. doesnt know what its like to grow coarse, thick hairs on his face

tried beard oil btw, got any more assumptions? lol

>t. doesnt know what its like to grow coarse, thick hairs on his face
ye dude what do i know, im a bald cunt with aubrey de grey like beard
youre right, itttttttsssss aa niiiiiiiiightmare

take a shower & have sex

nigga i shower several times a day because of severe OCD, there's not an inch of my body that doesn't get washed at least twice a day

but p l e a s e keep assuming things

Ayo, did you eat all the Chews?

>nigga i shower several times a day because of severe OCD, there's not an inch of my body that doesn't get washed at least twice a day
yo are we sharing now?
are you into me?
whats going on

fuck yea i did

i mean what do you look like? lets see that beard

im not wasting my time on a guy with no beard
grow up and hit me up man

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huh, guess it's not meant to be user

all you had to do is grow a beard
you had one job
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck its time for my eternal sleep
see you in another life

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how are you shaving? razors fuck me up because it just leaves your hairs fucking sharp

if you can live with slight stubble just switch to some generic trimmer and your life will become so much more simpler

i use this, best 20 bucks i ever spent on a shaver

pretty much gave up completely on actual razors because the shit comes back painfully within a day and a half anyway, no point

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Who the fuck is this adam22 looking normal nigger and why isbhe posting here

I prefer that johnny neptune retard

i love how im a normal nigger just because i'm not hideously deformed,lol ive been coming to this website for over ten years now

also johnny neptune was probably murdered or something, havent heard from him in a long while now

lol i was curious and looked him up

youtube.com/watch?v=lSShpujk0DE

he's still being a youtube schizo, that much hasnt changed