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Morning Jow Forums

Born in the perfect age

Asian guys on suicide watch

What does he read?

"Kaczynski had almost never dated a girl. He lacked even elementary social skills...

Just me or is she a little too into this?

Getting money without getting a job

Are white women as overrated/garbage as some robots say? Seems like massive cope to me...

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPER!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KILL THE CUTE GOOD BOI FRICKIN BOOFER...

Gonna talk about climate change

You know how men are so undesirable that you can get them arrested for sending dick pics? Like...

Frequent and hard gym sessions made me crave women and want to be a man then I saw people on Jow Forums encouraging...

Just had a fucking panic attack and I'm fucking shaking and crying trying really hard to calm down right now...

Which one would you choose, 25+ anons?

Robot uni feels

Why must wagies always take their frustration out on neets?

If femcels don't exist, why do they exist?

L'm just gonna Ieave this here

I lose all respect for men who treat/think of women as sexual objects, which is all of them. Stop sexualizing women...

How do i get some mental illnesses diagnosed for autism bux?

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT THINK GUNS ARE FUN, THEY'RE KILLING MACHINES

How tight is hapa pussy?

This isn't a joke shoot every shitskin dead

A frog jumps towards a pond

Why do robots have the best hands?

Man is saved from a fentynal overdose

Fembots, if a tall Aryan who is fit lifted for you for 4 fucking years...

Is brushing your teeth actually good for you?

Ywn just walk into a Siberian snowstorm and disappear without a trace

Fuck you lookin at, nigga?

Power rangers is so absolutely fucking based...

75% of women want this

Why don't you guys just find faith in God?

Rate her out of 100. Describe both her positive and negative qualities

And yet another reminder that white men are switching to Asian and Latina women for a reason

Weed isn't bad at all, man!

Im pretending to be a roastie on discord, have been for months. Its shocking how gullible some of you are...

NEET and Hikikomori general Thread

I am around 6 inches flaccid, what about you anons? lets do a survey

Why is my university campus filled with so many fucking reprobates...

Should I fuck a trap??? Pic related, Madison Ivy, makes me cum. There are similar latina trannies in El Paso...

/it/- infinite tower

Waifu General #243

Is there anything more cringe than a guy with a beard like this?

Just got diagnosed with Autism, DSM-IV as an adult on my first try

Why are men with long hair

Post phone backgrounds

Under what circumstances would you not want a virgin gf?

As I made several warnings to you as you still try to defraud myself I am prepared to use lethal force on you...

I am 23 and I feel like my life is passing me by...

Therapist called you a whiny faggot

Why are they called donuts? Where the fuck does that word come from?

YOU STOLE MY CHILDHOOD

Would you, as a leftist...

What happens here, lads?

Why are men intimidated by intelligent women? Is it because they threaten their egos?

Jordan Peterson, the Canadian psychologist and anti-political-correctness crusader...

"bruddas, dats him. seize him!"

Press F for the Ultimate Coomer

How tight is Asian pussy?

My dog is dying. I've been so (un...

The life of a live streaming NEET kek

Is the pink pill thing actually real?

Approaching woman is beta

Alarm wakes you up at 6am

Do you wash your legs and feet when you're in the shower

Went on a few dates with a girl

Regularly hang out with a girl for half a year

Stop watching porn

Femanons, have you had any experiences with IRL shotas? were they positive or negative?

Okay fellow footfags, got a question for you. which of the following would you rather?

I listened to you assholes and now I'm being stalked by a crazy asian. I'm too afraid to leave my apartment

I have insatiable for a negress. I want to fuck a negress and pump my semen into her womb over and over and over again...

Its possible to have a good relationship with a girl who didnt lost her virginity with you?

Fembots, have you or any of your friends been gangbanged?

BREAKING Celebrity News

After a rough day...

Never get a girlfriend guys its not worth it

Why do latinos celebrate high african birth rates when they will be outbred too?

Hair loss discussion thread

Every Afrocentric insurgent is a tranny who forfeited their estates as I will shoot every black woman dead in the US

Why can't women be decent friends?

How would a femanon react when put in this situation?

Femanons, what if you found a guy you really liked then foun out his dicks looks like this? How reacc?

I wish i was loved

When are you going to join the 30%, incels?

Tfw can't find other damaged goods to make friends with

Saw my crush who I was gonna ask out walk and hold hands with a football chad today

Would you date a pudgy girl with small tits?

Choose your beta uprising outfit

How do you keep men as orbiters? I love good looking men but I dislike sex. I have vaginismus and it is painful for me...

Song that makes you happy

New bf doesnt want to cum inside me

Jow Forums how's this tinder bio

Is she cute bros? Honest opinion

Do I stream my suicide tommororw? I don't want to live much

Whoa if you sit alone at lunch, don't talk, don't have any friends, and are a target for bullies...

Do you hate where you live?

He has a cat what an autist

Shower/bath frequency?

The slippery slope fallacy is fucking retarded change my mind

Is Omegle a good way to meet girls? I can't take this loneliness anymore, I'm 25 and haven't even started my life yet

Conspiracy theories you believe

This place has zero moderation right now. Way worse things than me are coming. Jow Forums is beyond dead...

I thank God everyday that I wasn't born ugly or with a penis

Why do so many white girls want to look black?

/attic/ - Agatha General #1

Anybody want to request a song? I'm not very good but I'll try

Have gf. ama if you want bots

Dude just wageslave for 50 years

All you guys are obese r-right?

Everyone has a secret

Can we just have a thread to post possums, bats, kittens and pups?

How were your days anons?

I work at a Panera Bread. AMA

Did self improvement meme and got to see what life could be like as a somewhat attractive guy vs a fat ugly sperg...

End up falling for a Chad

Hey Jow Forums, I'm not really one of you guys anymore, but I still remember what it's like

I need diazepam, 5htp, and masturbation to be able to sleep. How about you user?

What do you desire most in life?

Does anyone actually use the home row keys bullshit they teach in school?

How do I tell my boyfriend I'm pregnant with his baby?

How to find a black metal gf?

NEET Attorney, Programmer here. Why am I hated?

Tfw never will be senior software engineer, investment professional or startup founder

At what age did you lose your virginity, Jow Forums?

Be me fembot always in sad mode but what you gonna do ya know

What would you do if you were guaranteed no consequences for your actions?

Tell me how miserable you are user

There was a dream I had yesterday as I was with my dream waifu running up several flights stairs...

Why aren't there more ragies losing it and killing people...

Yeah just lift bro, It will make all your ugly features go away

Do people really like cumming on the girl's face or on her body? I don't get it...

"hey user, becky here told me you give the best foot massages, so how about it?"

Fembots, whats your opinion on wifesharing?

We live in clownworld!

Why are women so mean to men who are shorter than them?

Going to court for downloading social media pics of teenaged girls...

Best girl is Marky. Discus

What advice will you give teenager you?

Be only 5'10'' at 19 years

Fuuck I just came inside a pocket pussy for the first time and it was way too fucking good...

How do people stay motivated to keep living when they work 40+ hours a week...

Reminder that coffee causes anxiety

Why the fuck does everyone kiss pilot's asses

Still a KHV at 18

What are playing, robots? Bully SE here

Why not just get a girl(boy)friend?

Do you like iberian women, Jow Forums

Sex problems need help

Robots who commit suicide should aim to disappear with no trace...

What do you guys call a female coomer? a friend of mine pretty much lives this way, she sits in bed all day jacking off...

Slow-walkers BTFO

Would you date a girl with an incredibly low IQ? Like she can barely hold a conversation with you...

On a greyhound bus next to a nigger who just repeatedly showed me ~$20,000 in cash he was carrying

I hate small talk. I want to talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life...

There Are Only 2 Genders / Change My Mind

Roll the dice, user. What? Don't tell me you're a pussy

Weekly Family Thread

I want a white bf but the ones that are interested in me only want me for sex...

Would you hold hands with a roboi?

The cost of living goes up, but wages stay the same

How does it feel to hold a girls hand? Do you guys share a "energy" when you do it? How soft are they

Tfw there's no perfect ideology or philosophy that explains everything

THE MAN FROM I.N.C.E.L

Why do i prefer fucking myself in the ass vs fucking myself in the pussy what the fuck

UK: Schools Will Teach Children as Young as 6 How to Masturbate in a Proper Manner

Why is internet culture so fucking shit now?

Holy shit fat vaginas are disgusting

I don't understand how ugly fucks like this can get a qt gf

Any of you guys ever had success on tinder...

Get QT Asian GF

Do we live in a fuckin matrix simulation

Who is your favourite twitch streamer?

How young were you when you first started having suicidal ideations? For me it was when I was 8. I am 22 now

Anyone hired a prostitute? how'd it go?

Books worth a read?

All these tranny brown guys trying to leach off my white dick

What to do if you identify with this?

Why do Mexican men have the best dicks? They're always so thick. I can never date a white guy again

Can men and women be just friends?

Looking For Artist Commission

Is this fembot cute?

Why do women hate older men?

Pic of my aunt June who died in 1994. This is random but I wonder what she looks like now

Why are you like this user?

Zoomer Slavery Fetish

AAAGGH!! AAAAHH!! S-SAVE ME user!! UUGH!! AAH! OH! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Was kicked out of home at age 18 because parents didn't want to raise me anymore

Post images that express extreme pain/hatred/etc with life

I FUCKING HATE WORK

Fellas.... how about a gentle femdom thread? im still a newfag and this would be my first thread

I have not received a compliment in nearly 2 years. I have had no positive reinforcement since high school...

This is probably one of the worst times to be a young person...

Dubs and i kill myself, trips and i get out the closet

What do you look for in a girl?

I wish every sweet-hearted guy who's just having a rough time here will be happy someday

Women Love Thread

Any NEETs on disability have an okay income? What's your disability and how much are you getting...

Admit it user, you are slutty. You just never had a chance to prove it

Unironically referring to loli/shota as "drawn CP"

As I repeat myself shoot every black male in the US dead they're all trying to psyop and operate off of waves psyoped...

Walk into Mother's room

How's that Youtube channel coming along user

What do you life for, robot? What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Incel falacy and the big girl

This spic ruined my chances with her. I had everything planned out: where I would ask her out, what I would say...

Femanons, would you ever date a guy from here in real life? What would he have to look like and be like?

God I miss her so much

What's this wojak called?

You will never have a super cute aspie gf who just wants to make you happy and watch anime with you

How does your dad feel about the way you turned out?

Is white genocide legit or just a meme?

How do you cope with the fact that you're genetic trash, and no woman will ever romantically love you?

I want a discord fren to care about and obsess about desu

Is it normal to feel insecure when your girl goes to a party?

What mental illnesses do you have robots? Please no self-diagnosed ones...

Tfw no C++ bf to help me with code

Post your gf/bf memes

White Genocide Fetish

You are kidnapped and forced to live like a baby by a group of girls

Another day spent on Jow Forums

Chinese girl poster here. In my thread yesterday >>54515416 I said I was going to tell her how I feel...

Just trying g to bust a nut today. Anyone else feel the same?

/noncoward robot general/

There are people who think pornstars are humans and not soulles husks that traded their dignity for money

Realize, at 133 IQ, I am smarter than 500 West Africans

Tfw I got reported to the fbi

Show me your latest online purchase

R9K Community Outreach

So what made you the broken human being that you are today? For me it's

Monkey's Paw: you get a gf but shes fat

The NEET aristocracy is the first ever known underground class in a society...

Anyone with thick ass eyebrows got any tips on thinning them down?

/it/ Infinite Tower Thread

Parents kick me out of the house because Im a 22 year old loser working dead end physical labor jobs and not "advancing...

I'm so filled with hate for affirmative action receiving blacks

Post your setup, anons! i just got a new monitor

Another Monday approaches wagie. Better not stay up too late

Do you make the cut r9k?

Would you date a girl who has done porn/camming?

What happens after girls stop being horny? for guys their boners just go away but what happens to all the pussy slime?

Asians with bbc

Most people here say that their porn consumption has gotten more radical and degenerate...

Does life always find a way to make your life suck? Probation for being black here

Any of you robots are deathbots?

Make your choice carefully

Why do so many normie guys have beards with the neck shaved like this? I see it all the time

Mfw actually have dysphoria and am transitioning

Would you give up right for left?

What does Jow Forums think of black girls? Would you date a black girl if she came on to you?

Why do liberals self segregate from people they disagree with?

Any other guys here bisexual but chose not to fuck dudes? Why?

How many robots are dude weeders?

Just want a weeb bf to love

Autumn is kellys season

What do you like, Jow Forums?

Do you play an instrument anons?

Waifu General /waifu/ #242

Weekly Family Thread

Day 14 of nofap

Moral question:

E girl thread. Belle Delphine not allowed

Becoming a girl changed my life

Is onions really bad for you, or is the whole "onions boy" thing just a meme?

What method would you use to kill normalfags who post on r9k?

Hi robots. Question for you. Do guys prefer girls to have pubic hair, or be smooth? Just looking for some opinions...

Any tips on getting schoolwork done when your severely depressed and want to leave society?

Really want a girl to beat me up

Are you drinking right now?

How come women never get awkward or lost for words while talking?

How do you feel about Eugenia Cooney now that she has recovered from anorexia...

Anyone else don't care about the whole Discord trap/tranny psych-op...

Ok guess holy fuck I need some serious advice or I will fuck my life up

Its so funny to me to see r9k eat meat. like its the ultimate hypocrisy...

Suicide is scarier than I thought. I put a belt around my neck and started asphyxiating myself a bit against a doorknob...

I hate small talks. I wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life...

Would you want an asexual girlfriend? You can hug her, kiss her, maybe she'll even blow you just to be nice...

How many robots have this?

Ask a question about psychology

And when the thrill wears off, and it will wear off, then what?

/creativegeneral/

"user I need more energy. Could I please eat some of your dreams?"

How do you write the letter y Jow Forums?

What do normies even do all day?

Asian female worship thread

Why don't they get it? Every white man used to be treated with great worth. Yet look at us...

Well guys? Why aren't studying, working hard and dating women? It's time to grow up you know

I unironically want a owo uwu gf

Dear kyle, aka ugly face poster, spidrwolf, wolf, bpd man

Name something that you would like to change about your life

You're not members of I.N.C.E.L., are you Jow Forums?

Opinions on Reddit dudes?

3+5chan is dead

Tfw you look like wojak irl

ITT: we post cute girls and lament the fact that we will never have a girlfriend as cute as the girls we posted

Girl asks me what I think about her and where I see our friendship going

Good Evening, Fellow Robots

Onision: is he finished?

Is it a good idea to lose your virginity to a chubby girl?

Why do Americans have small cocks?

Why do I only have crushes on girls that look 13-14?

Tfw when no bf with a cute british/aus/nz accent

Anime makes you gay

Why do fat black women have egos like this?

How to make irl friends

ITT: times where you ended up being chadly

Have you ever gotten into a physical confrontation with someone? You didn't lose, right?

Why are all women such BBC addicted sluts?

Would you date a NEET who has no passions in life but to eat and browse the internet all day...

Post what you're listening to

Why girls hate good men?

Why do incels have such massive Madonna-whore complexes...

Post in this thread and I will pray for you and love you unconditionally

Love is not real

Why dont you take the pink pill and become a cute trap like me?

I might try trannymaxxing

How much would I have to pay you to suck this big fat cock?

Fragile Masculinity is real

How do normies respond to pictures like this ?

Will user accept this blatantly manipulative apology from a girl who just ghosted him for days and only 40 minutes ago...

"Principal user it's that time of year, I demand you buy the class some candy corn."

Is it true that Jason Myers a.k.a the infamous coomer guy is dead ?...

Is she autistic or just stupid?

483 days until military discharge

How does it feel to know that no one will ever think of themselves as your protector?

Anyone still have hope?

Tell me about your day user

One chance at life

Extra sad thread #1

You are kidnapped and forced to live like a baby by a group of girls

I put a bunch of pistachios in my blender and now i have no idea what to do with them

I just turned down sex from a girl

Better a tankie than a degenerate

Is it morally wrong for a guy in his 30s to marry a (legal) 16 year old?

Do you have tinder? How's it working for you user?

Hook up culture needs to end and that needs to start with men. Oh wait porn has turned young men into mindless...

Would you date a girl who weighed more than you?

How is my tinder profile?

How do I stop settling for fat chicks?

Would you rather have

Right now, there are thousands of lonely shut-in girls browsing the internet, some maybe even on this board...

Motivation thread

What is the optimal position and angle to kill yourself with a pistol

Why are you fags so much into gentle femdom? Cant we have normal femdom...

Eggman has a gf

What is the best drug if you just want to feel good and be more creative like on weed but without the schizo side...

If she isn't asian she has to have MASSIVE tits

I CANT STOP STAPLING FUCKING NAPKINS!!!!!

Which girl is the best girl R9K?

Masculine Chad vs Pretty boy

Bpd gf came over for pizza

Where does the phrase" all women are whores" come from? What's the basis for this or is it just anecdotal evidence?

Black brothers come to China. Blacks are treated like celebrities

Why does r9k hate trannies?

Time for a /nightwalk/ thread, don't know where this one will take me lads

What care do you drive robots?

Why the fuck doesn't this cunt go to China or India where there's actual co2 going down and protest over there?

Even trannies have high standards

Fell in love with a girl way above my league again

It says here your mom wiII die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post user. Mind explaining that part?

Some bitch on snapchat stopped taking nudes for me. should i blackmail that slut into doing so...

Is it true most femanons have small tits?

Choose your husbando

How many abortions is too many abortions for a 19yo girl to have had?

Why are Asian girls so superior?

Weed makes you schizo

Women Love Thread

I am seriously thinking about this yang 1000 bux a month thing

White supremacist

I'm the only girl in a group of friends made up of 4 people

/gfd/ - Gentle Femdom general

How do you approach women in public?

I will never receive any kind of affection from a femanon...

Had trip planned to go to London

Have you ever called someone a "nigger?" I mean, to their face and in public? Not on the Internet

What's the problem with cuckolding anyway? It's a sex act between consenting adults...

What is your favorite type of shota?

You will never be black and get all of the white bitches

Why did the beta snitch on them?

How do i get an art school gf?

When did you realize r9k was a gay board?

Femanons, what are your favourite hobbies? Would you like it if you do it with your bf/gf?

Where are they now? I miss orbiting threads

TFW No /ss/ bf (1)

At what point in time did you realize that you would never be desired by a female and that romantic love is something...

Ask a woman anything

I hate guys who consider themselves deep or intellectual...

"Good morning user. Would you like to plunder my boihole before or after breakfast?"

WOMAN HATE THREAD

Lose virginity to an escort

Literally cannot find at job AT ALL in retail or a trade

Do any other fembots enjoy cockteasing guys?

/creativegeneral/

Chart thread, guess personalities

Is it okay to have fantasies of getting blacked

Wakey wakey, Betamax! It's time for your daily Orbiter Correction Therapy!

Would you date a girl with a metabolic disability?

We have to start facing facts, in a world with liberal sexuality, Asian guys simply cannot compete...

Jesus loves you. Stop being degenerate right now

Titties are fucking great. Let's talk about them

Missed out on all those college drunk weekends

I bet that I'm the best TF2 player browsing this board. If anyone can beat me at MGE, I'll give that person a hat

Would you date a girl with a PhD?

Why do they keep shitting on us like this? Why doesn't anyone just try to understand how we feel?

6 (SIX) free Batman games on Epic Store to own permanently (unlike the crappy Steam free weekend thing they do)

Why do you oppose feminism? Don't you hate being disdained, disrespected, and disregarded for being the man you are?

All arguments for God absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, existing boil down to "dude, trust me"

Imagine being born into a group where people adore you, everyone want to be your friend...

Walk into Papa Johns

Violence against women needs to stop

Why haven't you taken the pink pill yet user

Ywn press your body against another r9k sperg and hold each other tightly

Would a tour of Vietnam been a better outcome for you?

Mfw I ate 1,820 worth of calories for breakfast

What's your dream?

What did you have for breakfast? Have you heard the phrase... you are what you eat?

How do you tolerate bring so fat? You walk around with pillows of garbage under your skin...

The moment that AI learns how to understand natural language, we are absolutely FUCKED

Hows your gf Jow Forums?

Alright, so instead of shaving my pubes, I decided to pluck them all put by hand, which was very tedious and painful...

How to please a woman if she doesn't let you lick her? Should I do something with my fingers then...

Will there ever be a moment where you hit a woman who is obviously smaller and weaker than you?

Do you feel guilty for killing this guy?

/uni/ bots what the fuck are we going to do...

Fuck it. I fucking hate trannies. I fucking hate niggers. and I fucking hate jannies...

Fix your sleeping schedule

Dating women in 2019 is the equivalent of cuckolding

You cant be a real robot if you dont support gay rights

Hey bro your papa johns is here

Qt pure christian girl at work

Another black youtuber possibly commited suicide

Imma post some paintings i am working on

Meet weird incel kid online and immediately develop an obsession, breaking off 6 month relationship with first bf

I unsubscribed Brittani Venti. I need a new e-thot to drool over

Everytime I like someone romantically I end up disliking him the second I find out he thinks sexual things about me

Boys in panties

Why do you retards post threads with anime reaction pictures?

Why do gamers get so upset when they are called out?

Ywn take a cute girl out on a crepe date

Tfw no classic wow bf

MBTI: Thinkers Are Sluts Edition

Walk into a Mexican grocery store

What if I go to hell?

Where are my /sperg/ bros?

Came during the gyno visit again

Dear robots. This is what my "bush" looks like. Are you disgusted?

Starting my first ever job

Just be stoic. It solves ALL your problems in life. It's literally that easy

Australia sucks for robots. Everyone here is either a mega Chad or a mega Stacey...

I figured it out. Most women lack empathy, sympathy and compassion

Watch closely, i will show you how to trigger the incel

Match with a tinder girl

Why are female coworkers such cunts?

Imagine planning more than a day ahead in life

Femanons, have you ever masturbated like this?

Does anyone find this repulsive or is it just me that's gay?

Say hello to my new spiderbro

"Hey principal user can I have a few dollars? I need it to afford a breast reduction surgery."

Hi, I'm looking for a mid 20's-30's robot to house me. I'm 19, self identified femboy / detransitioner

Pussy ranking thread

Is it normal for one to want to kill himself when getting a job after being a neet? my bubble burst and I am crumbling...

Femanons, describe your ideal bf. Post a picture if possible

Middle age loser thread

You can destroy literally ANY PERSON online, male or female, by simply pointing out the fact that he's now 30 years old...

Just got a job after being a neet for years

I want femanons to know that every time you are walking and a guy is behind you...

Hey anons, do you think there should be an age limit for halloween?

How do femanons feel about that fact that no matter how successful they become...

I figured out what causes inceldom

FUCK having a beard, shit is itchy 24/7

Losing to absolute retards with 300 hours of play in fighting games

What was your experience in high school like?

ITT:Post failed normalfag reddit garbage

You have just died and you have been reincarnated as a toilet in a women's restroom in a white collar office...

It's Friday night. Why aren't you socializing and getting married?

L lifted my hardest for 4 fucking years, gave it my all. Blood, sweat, & tears. All for her...

So my boyfriend of 4 years just confessed to having erotic dreams with my 16 (sixteen) years old little sister