/britfeel/

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

A big sweaty Saturday night wank edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=nsQa8ZlsQc0
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1175524017316540416
youtube.com/watch?v=7-bCksNfcnU
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David Nelson
David Nelson

tfw left eye is watering
:'(

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

wish my fucking dog would SHUT UP

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

Is it gay if I ship altright guys? For me it's MW and OTO.

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT
What did he mean by this?

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Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

have to listen to this for hours cause he wants biscuits

vocaroo.com/i/s1vEl5UpHwq4

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

jowforums.com/thread/54509017/anecdotes
honestly lad, I'm desperate for a job enough so i'll get what I can take

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

Do you ever think about your ex?

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

Do you ever think about your ex?
what ex? :(

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

I think about my ex from when I was 15-20 all the bloody time

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

So just give him some fucking biscuits then?

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

I think of my oneitis all the time yes.

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

thank u, next

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

Weatherfu slapping his forehead in anger over women getting bald treatment on the NHS.

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

Messaged my Japanese ex happy birthday the other day. She's moving to Berlin with her rich German bf.
Definitely the one that got away and started me off on a yellow fever journey.

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

jowforums.com/thread/54509017/anecdotes
SAY THAT TAE MA FACE YA FUCKIN BAM

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Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

Why no, I do not take notice of the half plus seven rule, was it really that obvious?

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Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

this is now /normiefeel/. where did these fuggers come from? all of a sudden we've got half the thread spewing their norman problems.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

The seethe campaign continues. Imagine seething for months because you were ghosted.

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

jowforums.com/thread/54509017/anecdotes
not to worry lad we'll throttle 'em in the morning

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Michael Allen
Michael Allen

Weatherfu bawling because he broke another Xbox controller during a retard rage.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

My inner chad was remaining dormant for years, this week it came racing to the surface

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

I will not negotiate with terrorists

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

Will ye now? Fucking dobber

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

gutted lads, i've been so busy shagging models i didn't have time to receive my knighthood

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

Why haven't you seen Come and See yet?

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William Barnes
William Barnes

Shut in... cuck

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Lee Anthony Hoyland alphabetically arranging DVDs in the 50p section of CEX in Swindon

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

all I heard was
my inner paedophile was dormant for years, this week I raped 7 children

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Levi Wood
Levi Wood

il tap my sword on your shoulder any day me lad

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

Weatherfu stomping around his bedroom terrified to tell his sick old mother that he's infected another computer while trying to download more hard drive space.

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

The woman I shagged was 12 years older than me

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

If she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me

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Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

Sometimes, I try to think about my future gf more often though so I can attract her to me.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

jowforums.com/thread/54509017/anecdotes
It only causes mental issues for people who already have pre existing stuff wrong with them and even they have to usually abuse it.
For ordinary people who abuse it they may become more lazy and spend a bit more pocket money on it. I think that makes it a relatively soft drug tbqh

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

this reminds me of those old pedobear memes

James Bell
James Bell

Does she know she's your one that got away?
Wouldn't like to inflate a woman's ego like that.

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

this is objectively wrong. i am a normal person and when i started smoking weed a few years ago i started having delusional and paranoid thoughts and it fucked my life up completely. about 3 months after i stopped smoking the problems stopped thankfully but by that point i had lost my gf and my best friends and quit my job. it is not harmless.

you can say ''yeah but you have a genetic disposition'' but so what? what difference does it make? if i hadnt smoked weed i wouldnt have had all those problems and a small but significant % of people have that genetic vulnerability

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

He likes his billiards, doesn't he

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Liam Smith
Liam Smith

Certainly feels that way sometimes. But desu when I met up with her last year we did kiss. She was with that bloke at the time so i guess maybe not. She's moving to a country with a bloke she cheated on. So probably I am lucky really.

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Went driving in my Chadmobile to get some ciders. Went for an extended drive, belted it around some corners. Starting to really feel the cars limits; when the traction starts disapearing and how it handles when it's very unsettled/losing traction fast.
Also used to the acceleration which isn't too nice because it feels slower than usual, though I just try to carry speed as it hasn't really got much punch anyway.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

yer fookin non....
*gets knocked flying into a pool table *

Christian Green
Christian Green

Weatherfu getting hit by a car because he was looking down while crossing the road when a woman was walking his way.

Landon James
Landon James

Yeah all the time. I made the right decision but damn I regret it sometimes.

James Rivera
James Rivera

Backed out of x files. Feel ready for bed.
Looking on prime they've some alright stuff. John wick 3, no country for oldmen. Also saw rocketman and got excited, then realised it was the elton john thing and i may be thinking of the rocketeer. That was a good film IMO

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

youtube.com/watch?v=Hp5ro-Gm-3g

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

j-just a crumb

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

Did someone just delete their comment talking about weed fucking up their life?

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

Weatherfu wetting his bed after forgetting to put on his TENA for men.

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

I love Chianti.

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

For me? The Moon and Antartica
youtube.com/watch?v=nsQa8ZlsQc0

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

Just lol at the fact that this is an original comment on Jow Forums.

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1175524017316540416
FUCKING TIMMY'S COMING HOME!!

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

TIM FUCKING TWEETED

HE'S FUCKING FREEEEE
GOD BLESS OUR TIM!!!

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1175524017316540416

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

YESSS LAAADDDDD!! FUCCKKKK YESSSSS!!!!

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

Temporarily ceasing from revealing more Weatherfu facts in honour of Timothy's release.

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

Got to put deep hest on my thigh. It's newr the willy region.
This may not end well

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

'E'S COMIN' 'OME
'E'S COMIN' 'OME
'E'S COMIN'
TIMMY'S COMIN' 'OME

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Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

wonder if he's still gonna act the same

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

Someone bring Shippy back right now

MAKE BRITFEEL GREAT AGAIN

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

How about you just stop? You're pathetic.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

GOD SAVE OUR PRECIOUS TIM
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE TIM
GOD SAVE OUR TIM

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Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

This was already my best week of 2019 by miles, and tim being released was the cherry on the cake

I love tim

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Nah Iad

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

sucks duck
swallows
gets ghosted
seethes for months
Yeah, you're pathetic.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Put the phone down Reese before you run away crying, I'm not her I just think it's funny.

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

My name is RHYS and the person I sucked off was actually a female trapped in a lads body OK

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

I'm not her
Even more pathetic in that case.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

why is there such a social pressure to be 'fun' and 'happy' and to have friends?
maybe i want to be lonely and miserable and i should be allowed to be

William Fisher
William Fisher

yeah I do. I idealise her a bit, we would never have worked out because she's so rude to people.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

Nah from what we know about you I'm pretty happy with myself lol

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

Pigeon orbiter

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

...zonked...zzz...no ladyfriend tonight kid? ... post by and of my Shipanon in Banbury, Oxfordshire, England on 21 September 2019

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Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

give me one good reason not to cheat on my gf

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

Yeah it didn't go well. Testicles aren't feeling good. Bloody vapours.

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

today i played call of duty, ate my din dins had a quick wank and now i'm playing some itch io games

alright day if i can suppress how lonely i am

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

She's a real woman, not even half pigeon and the love of my life

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

Today is a good britfeel day

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

You going to post your dick again shippy?

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

what i made up about you
fixed that for you
I'm pretty happy with myself
Are you though?

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

well we don't know your gf so no comment

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

That wasn't me last time, probably SIC but maybe someone else

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1175524017316540416
i hate how excited and happy i am about this

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

give me one good reason that everyone shouldnt cheat on their gfs

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Literally my thoughts on this too. State

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

I'm pretty happy with myself
Are you though?
Yes?

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

just as everyone started shutting the fuck up about timmy he comes back

i'm happy for him, though. wonder if they pumped him full of drugs and he's going to be sentient for a bit before spiralling back to his old self

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

because it will ruin your relationship

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

Weatherfu playing Pokemon Go on the bus to knitting class

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

Anti timmy brigade BTFO
Vile construction workers BTFO
Stoke mandeville BTFO

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

not if she doesnt find out

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

What is behind this anti weatherfu spam

Carter King
Carter King

Yes?
Didn't think so

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

if you cheat on your girl you are a morally bereft piece of shit and karma will come back to get you

Carter James
Carter James

weatherfu
Forgot he was even a poster on here lmao

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

How unusual is it to be a 25 year old kissless virgin if you are a white British Male?

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

First time you've made me laugh lad, apart from at something you've done.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Basically he hasn't been mentioned in a while so he's started spamming the thread about himself because he desperately wants to be a personality like his hero

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

I can understand the virgin part but kissless? cmon lad kisses are easy

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

*kisses your leg*
Easy.

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

It is unusual in the general scheme. But for r9k/internet etc, not as rare as you'd think.

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

That sentence is 8 letters too long.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

karma
good one
good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people
fact of life

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

I admit it. It was me. Xi Jingping. Posted from my state owned flat in Beijing.

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Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

I made a full version to honour this precious moment

GOD SAVE OUR PRECIOUS TIM
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE TIM
GOD SAVE OUR TIM
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
LONG TO TWEET OUT TO US
GOD SAVE OUR TIM!

O LORD OUR GOD ARISE
SCATTER THE BRICKIES
AND MAKE THEM FALL!
CONFOUND THEIR TOOLS AND BRICKS
FRUSTRATE THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS
ON THEE OUR HOPES WE FIX
GOD SAVE US ALL!

NOT IN TIM'S FLAT ALONE
BUT BE GOD'S MERCIES KNOWN
FROM SHORE TO SHORE!
LORD MAKE THE DENTIST SEE
THAT MEN SHOULD BROTHERS BE
AND FORM ONE FAMILY
THE WIDE WORLD OV'ER

FROM EVEN LATENT FOE
FROM THE ASSASINS BLOW
GOD SAVE OUR TIME!
O'ER HIS THINE ARM EXTEND
FOR HIGH WYCOMBE'S SAKE DEFEND
OUR FATHER, PRINCE AND FRIEND
GOD SAVE OUR TIM!

THY CHOICEST MEMES IN STORE
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR
LONG MAY HE TWEET!
MAY HE DEFEND HIS FLAT
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE
GOD SAVE OUR TIM!

LORD GRANT THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP
MAY BY THY MIGHT AID
SALVATION BRING
MAY HE SEDITION HUSH
AND LIKE A TORRENT RUSH
GOD AWFUL BUILDERS TO CRUSH
GOD SAVE OUR TIM!

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

I am a massive artist lad. When I was 18 an attractive but very weird girl even flirted with me in the library and I avoided her because I was worried having a gf and sex would ruin my A-levels. I take autism to a whole new fucking level.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

Just haven't posted bad weather bitch for ages
lmao
I get enough (You)s I don't need to spam the thread
There's a good chance you've replied to me before without realising it me

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

kisses are easy
get a load of brad over here

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

Don't think I can be arsed to stay up, so I think I'll get into bed and watch YouTube videos until I fall asleep with a nice buttery portion of toast

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

I meant to say that I am a massive autist.

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Tfw used to be a top shagger

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Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

I am not sure what I want lads. I dont even know what I would do with a gf. Like, what do you do? Just arrange times to meet or go to the cinema or something? I dont understand what a relationship actually consists of.

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

without realising it me
Or no one gives a flying fuck if it's some faggot that orbits trannies and somersaults on to buses in fear at spending time with real people.
Have you got any gay frog models to hand out today?

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

Go away Reese, no one cares about you or your (((OC)))

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

watching anime together than shagging

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

historic moment

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Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

its like moving into a nicer bigger house. your life is basically the same but a bit better. nicer coffee maker, theres a cinema room and a pool table. but if you are a miserable depressive you would be just as miserable as at your old bedsit.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

you just do most of your normal day tasks together (except work) and then sometimes do fun stuff. sometimes you do stuff on your own, or with your friends and same with them. also sex and dates and stuff.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Was just thinking how absolutely mental it would be if i had a gf. Can you even imagine.

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

attractive but very weird girl
wife material lad. you dun goofed.

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

h-here's s-s-some *sweats profusely*
c-cola for *produces tremendous stench*
s-someone called c-cola *runs out of wetherspoons crying*

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

youtube.com/watch?v=7-bCksNfcnU

9 fucking years

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

wish i sucked this black guys cock when we were in some random french chappel for a conference
kiss his thighs or whatever

Evan Green
Evan Green

and that's me done for tonight

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Say what you want about the kid but you can't be much better trying to bully people on the internet

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

Attend church and farmers markets. Raise some chickens in your back garden. Get some couples hobbies etc. Obviously have your own space and stuff to do as well.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

start working on creating yourself a tulpa

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

youtube.com/watch?v=_EuVY9LzlsE

so powerful x

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

that's fine i need hardier folk

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

Sounds like hard work. Might be tempted if I was 100% I could do it

Adrian King
Adrian King

HE'S BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

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Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

lads he's going to be reunited with his bears
i'm literally tearing up

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

God, I wanna shag prime Shakira. Give her best 10 seconds of her life I would.

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Owen Butler
Owen Butler

kid
he a grown ass man

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

You mean he's going to get home and see I've ripped them all up and pulled the stuffing out mwahahaha

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

you can't be much better trying to bully people on the internet
Nah lad he's pretty happy with himself

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Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Same lad. That music video shouldn't be allowed.

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

not wanting to share her with the lads
Honestly? I'm a bit hurt and upset

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

mmm sketty

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Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

How old are you Reesykins?

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k

What are some other music videos you just HAVE to wank to?

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

shagging then growing to resent her because she gets pissy everytime you don't talk to her for a few days/weeks

Brody Price
Brody Price

youtube.com/watch?v=QrOe2h9RtWI

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

Bit early for birthday presents but I don't mind, what are you getting me xx

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

youtu.be/4Rg3sAb8Id8
Obligatory.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

mmmmmmmmmm yumm

William Fisher
William Fisher

If you don't talk to her for weeks it isn't a gf.

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

Yo who was that other trpfag that met up with tilde in Scarborough that one time?

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

Fuck off Tilde you drunken fool

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

No selfies allowed on Jow Forums Shippy. You should know this by now.

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

Not him
You into the weed arkid? Love to chong it with you, I would!

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

just got a text off rickets girl

lmao

NOT WHO I WANTED TO HEAR FROM

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

inb4 Timmy starts posting nudes again and @TimNeedsHelp gets him sectioned again

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Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

Just a crumb for me, please, fair maiden of the pigeon. Although I am merely Reese, a peon, please take my humble offerings of an air rifle.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T PUTTING OUT YOU HAG?!

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

i'll be alright in the morning my laaaaaaaaaaad

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

Lol it was ebin I just minded lel

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Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

that was me you cunt, why are you asking

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Wrong way round pal. The pigeon orbiter is after the crumb

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

Can't believe our Timmy's back. Honestly thought he was gone for good. Made my day it has.

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Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Your only retort is "NO U" lad
Facts are facts, you hounded the pigeon toastie for a little crumb of minge.

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

My life is literally the same shit on repeat. I HATE THE STATE FOR ALL THE EVILS THEY COMMIT A+HHHHHHHHH

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

That was beautiful lad, just bloody beautiful.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

Can somebody tell me where timmy gets his fucking money from?

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Lads I just want to say sometimes I think you're my only friends, I know that's sad but you're all been there for me at my worst and made sure I've been okay to the point where lads have unironically offered to call or message in such absolutely trying times I seriously can't even think where to start where one could repay such kindness but I can at the very least say, truly to all of you Thanks Lads.
Hopefully I get myself back together again soon I don't like sad posting but I feel like I need to get everything out as of late.

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Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

My enjoyment was hampered somewhat by this unshakable headache. Still if you liked the first 2 you'll like this, even if Wick is ridiculously overpowered.

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Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Saved up money didn't he from when he was a top drug dealer

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

what would you call an exclusive relationship where two people have sex

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

Starting to think Nazi Germany wasn't such a bad place to live afterall, lads. Until the war was kicked off by us of course.

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Hope Timmy is back to dribbling cum and shouting at everything soon

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

just spent 4 hours trying to come up with some way to pass the time

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Hope you feel better soon. The lads are here for you

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

it's such a comfy podcast
youtube.com/watch?v=u9Cx0q7SS9E
new sofis tomorrow I am excite

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Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

Anyone else literally what depressed people think about themselves? I am genuinely an unbelievably selfish, unintelligent, cowardly, unoriginal, weak willed faggot. All my incedences of 'depression' have just been me realising this briefly before falling into narcissistic delusion about who I really am.

Should probably rope desu, I'm 27 it's not going to get better. All my good social experiences have been because occasionally I'm good at pretending to be someone I'm not.

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Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

hello sp pal, do you have this sofi?

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Ryan King
Ryan King

Any lids up for a Britfeel sleepover?

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Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

Not with you you fat lazy gimp

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

hi fren
did you have a nice day?
yea that's a classic sofi, super hot outfit
*puts duvet over my head and waddles in to the room*
hopefully the fat guy won't fall asleep on me whilst we watch pirates of the Caribbean again

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

Damn i need a bit of Sophie. When i say a bit i mean a lot.

To think we'd have a 25% chance of conceiving strong Anglo ginger children ..

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Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

25% chance
what?

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

yes i've had a nice day. how was your day?
i am determined to find a sofi you don't have

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

I carry the MC1R gene, as does my beautiful beautiful Sophie.

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Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

that's good fren, what did you get up to?
pretty relaxed on my part
you're gonna be a while fren but keep tying by all means

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

ginger hair is a recessive gene
t. has a c in higher biology

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

Ok scea please don't get obsessed with Sophie Turner. This is sps thing

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

Ok scea please don't get obsessed with Sophie Turner.

Too late.

This is sps thing

Sophie's my thing now. My babycake.

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

she's a natural blonde
c in higher biology is geinus tier in britfeel tbqh
one of my fave sets, from the xmen apocolypse premiaire in 2016 if I recall correctly. I've printed that one out to staple to my pillow and kiss and cuddle. lots of nice feet action too

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

how can you not get any grade other than an A* at GCSE you daft cunt?

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

vile pathetic cunt

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

MFW you have such a giant ginger fetish that you'd try to single handedly reverse ginger decline yet you just can't find Sophie Turner fit
Don't know what it is lads but whatever it is she really doesn't tickle my willy.

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Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

she's a natural blonde

No she's bloody well NOT. She's got beautiful red hair.

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

sofi is mine :( pls let's talk about this like gentlemen of fine taste
ur a sofilet and I am a big brain sofi fan
I have all the knows

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

TIM HAS HIS COCK OUT AGAIN! YES!

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

Turner is naturally blonde and for years dyed her hair to play the redheaded Stark

ARGGGHHHHH fuck Sophie Turner.

James Garcia
James Garcia

highers are equivalent to a levels, not gcses
also i got an a in n5 biology

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

*downs pint and smokes an entire joint in one pull*
You fucking what?

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

spending my week off work playing battlefield 4, batman arkham asylum and monster hunter world, also next week i will have 51k in the bank

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Hate women. Hate women. Absolutely hate women.

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

would you like some sex and cuddles?

Chase Green
Chase Green

:( I'm sorry. Karen Gillan is a cute natural redhead waifu
same, I just want to cuddle someone

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

FIFTEEN MEN ON THE DEAD MAN'S CHEST!

YO-HO-HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

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Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

tfw ywn go on a comfy pirate adventure of money, qts and far away lands with the fred frens

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Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

Remember to get all the Arkham games off of EGS lad as they removed Denuvo and the like on it.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

why do you hate women fren

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Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Rooting for you lad, we're all gonna make it.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

I don't hate woman but do deffo reckon they are generally ignorant of male problems and they can't truly emphize with us

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

my mum is a woman

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Can you not pretend to be a better person all the time?
We all have things we don't like about ourselves lad.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Yes.

Combination of their biology and this world which allows tje worst parts of it to run rampant.

Same.

Liam Price
Liam Price

MY HEADACHE WONT GO AWAY REEEEEEE

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

Feels like I've had a boulder dropped on my skull, afraid to do much of anything as I feel like I'm about to go into near psychosis

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

How can you hate woman, your mum's one

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Lee Anthony Hoyland setting up a science experiment to see how deep his belly button goes.

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

Go to sleep you silly sausage. It will be gone when you wake up.

Dylan King
Dylan King

Tbf is the average man much better? british men are boring bastards who have no interest beyond drinking, Netflix and mainstream video games. I bet if we were females we would be saying all men care about is sex while calling them apes or some shit

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

I need to finish these last 2 cans otherwise l'll end up drinking them 2moro and buying more

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

Lee Anthony Hoyland watching Scary Movie 3 and being annoyed because it isn't very scary.

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

Upset Sophie's not a red head, I was fooled. I thought we had a union there, a similarity that was unique personal to us, that could bond us - Sophie and I verses the world. Alas not. Sophie's still very beautiful but my feelings are not the same.

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

You're a fucking retard for claiming a waifu when you dont even know here real hair colour

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

Reminded me of this tweet tbqh desu

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Jose Watson
Jose Watson

Lee Anthony Hoyland ordering a fleshlight instead of a flashlight.

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

youtu.be/NZuhiwyyunw
kino tune kino video

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Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

I have never met someone irl who I would considering interesting

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the best lewds of females and traaps!

discord gg/E8smxDG

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Riddle me this lads.

Came out of a 10 year relationship on mutual feelings and pretty indifferent,

4 months later shagging a 40 year old milf and I explain I'm not ready for a real relationship (like its a surprise). She has a kid and I said from the start its fun.

Explain it's strictly business and I drive home after a successful evening but we broke up.

Why are women retards?

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

would you consider yourself interesting?

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

but we broke up
how did you break up if you werent in a relationship?

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

dont you dare click that discord link SP

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

she thought we were a thing even though I explained I was a friend with benefits all the time.

Jace Price
Jace Price

Poo poo pee pee
yarrrrr!
good enuf for you you me me!

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

No, not really. I'm probably boring

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

I've been reading ports quite conscientiously since that spam started but now, shit, I might. I'll see how /lgbt/ is

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Now this.. th. th....?? THIS! Is a high quality poo post.

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

youtu.be/HBxt_v0WF6Y
youtu.be/e82VE8UtW8A

almost any rihanna video

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

youtu.be/CJP8J84vzTA
HEY HEY
HEE HEE
I DO POO POOS AND PEE PEES

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

More "you get scared you lose" vids WHEN?

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

Bottle of beer for me, squishfren

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Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

She's a 40 year old who isn't married with children. Clear sign she's a tard

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

Who else here is /alone/

I've tried in the past to make it work with other people, during school and college I was a normie but slowly after time I just became more and more inward. I've no friends anymore, I lost my last contact with them when I deleted my Facebook years ago, I interact with coworkers about work but that is it. I've had girlfriends but I always ended as I felt that needed too much attention and looking after, like a pet. Maybe it's just selfishness but I value being able to do what I want when I want too much, that's what is most important to me anyway. I lift weights at home for myself, have hobbies and appear to be normal. I've just been alone for a very long time. Anyone else?

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

i wanna shag but i hate women, who knows this feel

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

does /britfeel/ like thinkpads? finally got my new one setup, forgot how comfy it is to chill out in bed on a laptop

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Jack Evans
Jack Evans

No we hate them and your cookie cutter reddit room

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

unbaste!

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Hate boats, hate ivy, hate dogs.
Luv reddit. Simple as.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

desu I just want a pretty comfy game to play with my controller on steam

something with really good controls like dark souls or sommat but relaxing and easy

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

I unironically don't even know what a think pad is

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

scari hackerman program open

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

Your room is peak /redditcore/

na, it's alright, dunno how you get comfortable on a laptop in bed though

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

They still make thinkpads?

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

They use them as tombstones for reddit fags

Matthew Murphy
Matthew Murphy

How can a room be 'reddit'?

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

world of warcraft :3
?
it's just neofetch, shows what distro you're using and your specs
idk how you can't figure it out
cheap rugged powerful laptop that /g/ loves
I got this one for 100 bongywongys
yeah but this is an x220 so its pretty old

David Jackson
David Jackson

Why does your furniture have plants growing out of it u cunt get a fucking fucking grip for fuck sake

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Is that a dog?

William Cox
William Cox

Need to pick up a bus pass for uni
How do you use them? Just show them to the bus driver as you get on and go sit down?

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

idk how you can't figure it out

Do you sit up straight with ti on your lap? Do you sit at a weird angle and have it on your chest? Do you have a little desk/tray?

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

Generic Jow Forums buzzword for something they don't like isn't it

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

lie down with head propped up on pillows with laptop just above your nuts so you don't make yourself infertile
no it's a cat I rescued from chernobyl

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

Hello alexanderlad, hope that isn't your real surname too...

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

I imagine it has Rick and Morty funko pops, a framed Avengers movie poster and a PC that cost 3 grand where in the picture, one monitor is playing The Office US while the other one has Borderlands 3

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

I just chose the hostname faust because it sounds cool

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

Superhero movie posters. Figurines of star wars, mario and zelda. Bookshelf full of Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins tripe.

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

ACCEPT MY FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST ALEX REE REE REE

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

You're a giant leddit you should sneed yourself

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

Looks like a coat but then I see a collar. Think im tired desu

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

Saw a girl reading American Psycho on train and eating sushi. Stupid tart drowned literally every peice of sushi in puddles of onions sauce. Bateman would be displeased at her uncouthness

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Sometimes you lads can be a bit dickish

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

And you can't lad?

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

pizza wizza time i think

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

I'm for the repatriation, remigration of all immigrants until we're 98% North West European white so I'm pretty dickish yea.

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

Any of you lads tried kombucha? Got a nice raspberry one from Sainsbury's today and I have to say it's pretty tasty, pity it's so expensive

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

Bantered with the lass at Aldi today.
She asked me if I was old enough to buy booze and I said I was 17. Then showed her my ID aha.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

maya is so fucking cute, fuck gayuri upoo

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Do I look like a puff to you pal, eh?

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

The virgin kombucha purchaser vs the chad booze banter merchant

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

Aye you look a bit puffy, have you been crying into your tepid council juice again?

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Love Kia-Ora.
Hate foreign muck

Simple as

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

youtube.com/watch?v=POdknqszMDY
gonna get lots of hobby stuff done tomorrow for my own fucking good

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Why do you have your own general here of all place? Inbrit cunts!

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

I try not to be a dick on here, no

Anthony White
Anthony White

we have a general on every board newfag
deal with it

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

the chad booze banter merchant
Yup, that's me.

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Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

Mfw I try and share a nice beverage with the lads and get called a foreign poof
;-;

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

You could say we are the original colonists waheyyyy

Nolan James
Nolan James

2020 were going to colonise more boards so like it or DO ONE

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

So you're a huggy cunt then

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

I'm here to have a laugh and chat with lads

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Don't make me feel bad now.

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Julian King
Julian King

it's a Johnny Foreigner is seething about /britfeel/ episode

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Benjamin White
Benjamin White

evens i smoke some weed odds i put it away for the night

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

night night good boy xx

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

Honestly if you aren't crying tears of guilt right now you're satin

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

aye, i have genuinely put it away. Only done one little bowl today and that was over 6 hours ago

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

28 weeks later so fucking stupid but I still love it. Another film I love is Predators even though he does the most stupid tough guy voice throughout.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

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Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

Cambridge more like Cumbridge lmao fuck the UK

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

aye bruv im tellin ya imma mash u up

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

I AM THE EGGMAN
THATS WHAT I AM
I AM THE EGGMAN WITH THE MASTERPLAN

What's popping nitelads, mans learning a bit of code with music, a cuppa and some weights in the background innit. Anything big that I've missed out on? Anyone up for a bitta chat or out?

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Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

When couldn't I have just died 2 years ago Anons? This head injury has fucking ruined me, I'm in so much pain every day there's always something and I just want it to be sorted at this point or for someone to just put me down instead of trudging along with this miserable fucking life, constantly panicking about my head with it constantly feeling like everything is just bleeding out or half my face suddenly feeling like its drooping fucking everywhere, or even worrying about my Sanity.
I just don't know anymore Anons, I want to fucking die as there's not much for me now.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

some weights in the background innit.
What exercises you been doing kidda?
Anything big that I've missed out on?
Fuck all today lad

Brandon White
Brandon White

Where you the guy who got jumped/mugged?

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

Yeah unfortunately user I hate to be moping it's just for the past three weeks the right side of my face has suddenly started acting up my vision is starting to double and the most I'm getting out of the GP is that it's likely high blood pressure.
I just don't know what to do user, I'd rather be sent to dignitas at the moment.

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

They do a half price offer during the winter months, might want to look into it.

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Might unironically look into it then user
Might as well stipend that my mental health is also obviously going into the shitter which I'm not a fan of either. All I wanted was a family user and this just happened to happen to me.

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

nigga said it's half price off euthanasia around christmas time

jesus

David Cruz
David Cruz

Only just learned that Christmas is supposed to last until 5th January... Saddened by my ignorance.

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

Find another gp. This is the NHS and I know they might be busy with trannies and giving faggots their aids medication, but surely they can give you the decency of a second opinion.

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

Excersises
don't know the names cuz I'm not a gymfag, but inbetween coding sessions it's the sat-on-my-bed-90'-with-a-dumbell-curl-into-lifting-above-the-head but with a barbell and repeat 10-15 times, and when I get up to make a cuppa (or me scrambled eggs lunch for the night in a bit) or for a piss, it's a standing-up-to-slav-squat-and-repeat-but-with-the-barbell-on-me-shoulderblades and repeat 5-10 times.
No doubt I'm fucking it all up and shitting on the form, but to be quite honest, something's better than nothing innit. Not one for /fit/ cuz I'm not /lgbt/ if you get what I mean, just keep it personal and shit
Missed
In a way, might be for the best. Better to have a nice quiet comfy night than one filled with bitchfitting innit.

12 days of Christmas you dickhead, what do you think it is, just until Boxing day/ New Years or some shit?
As a sidenote, Secret S/a/nta is on again this year, might participate on behalf of queen and country like.

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Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

Cant blame him for our anti Christian society pushing away Christian holidays in pursuit of commercialised garbage like boxing day/ new year sales.

Wonder if churches are open all those 12 days

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

What's actually wrong with you? Permanent brain damage? Have you tried cbd and all that shit?

Justin James
Justin James

But user I'm on my Second if not third opinion by now, the only really hope I'm getting is that I maybe granted another MRI scan and at the very least trying the medication that's been prescribed once I get my money on Tuesday, thankfully its not Amitriptyline again.
That's the thing there's been no official diagnosis, I say TBI as that's what it can be best put down as where, for the first 6 months I was utterly utterly fucked, my grammar and spelling going from absolute perfection now often more than not seems like a foreigners first attempt at English with missing words or improper word ends (missing plurals and etc) I still have a constant pain in the right side of my head and now my face, among many other issues of just pain and feeling like I'm going to die
the best to an official diagnosis at the current moment is a mixture of Serious Concussion with Migranus after effects and/or Heavy PTSD.

Jayden White
Jayden White

Did your first MRI find absolutely nothing then?

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Imagine finding out about the Delfonics because there was nothing on tv so I just watched Jackie Brown.

Time for a cig with that sweet, sweet noise

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

Aye but that was roughly 8-9 months after the incident.

Anthony King
Anthony King

I want want to fuck my housemate

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Aye, i have been lifting on and off for years but don't really involve myself at all with the lifting community because i think a lot of them are cunts. Don't even know what fit lads are on about half the time because i don't know any of the memes or inside jokes.
You could look up form videos and look at yourself in the mirror if you are worried about doing it wrong. I think a lot of people have a bit of a mess about when they first get into exercising then they start properly looking into it and create a proper routine.
I remember years back when i would randomly do curls and shoulder press while waiting for a dungeon on world of Warcraft.
have a good one mate

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

What's stopping you?

I remember years back when i would randomly do curls and shoulder press while waiting for a dungeon on world of Warcraft.
Pretty much this but more organised and a little more involved innit like.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

only just got here lads, am i too late to make fun of johnny foreigner?

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Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

This is brilliant user
But first sleepy bye bye

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

twitter.com/HeidiAndrol/status/1175602974082531328

UFC fighter got eyepoked so badly he couldn't open his eye so the spics threw ice and bottles and beer at him. Build the fucking wall already.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

Scrambled eggs
-Splash of milk
-Cayene Pepper
-Allspice
-Basil
-Oregano
-Paprika
-BBQ Sauce
-Mayo
-Brown Sauce

Gotta say lads, the home recipe is improving. It's some top nosh. Kitchen didn't burn down either, so another bonus. Keep it 'tween us nitelads, tween me and you.

Where can you make these. I've always liked them, but can never figure out how to do it legit.

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Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

Where's everyone at. Come on you cunts

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

*ahemahem*
OI ANY OF YOU CUNTS AWAKE I'M BORED SHITLESS HERE SAT AROUND WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SPEAK UP

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

Mate I'm here. Just listening to nightcore versions of Avril lavigne on repeat. What's your craic

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

Quick reminder than Eggmanland in Sonic Unleashed (XB version, the Wii version had to split it up, takes the magic away) is the best level in videogame history, and literally nothing comes close up to it. 25 years of constant setup, all for a grandiose, challenging-but fair level which can just as likely kill you from the fucking 30minute timer (in a motherfucking game about superspeed) as it can with it's top-tier design.
Absolute unironic masterpiece.

Listening to various tracks of my own, I'll lend you a bit of my amazing taste. Get that faggot shit out of your playlist, get some of this down ya lad youtu.be/-S0Xi0ktC4Q

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Asher Turner
Asher Turner

You're calling my sutlltuff) stuff faggot shit. Yours sounds like an seconds rate video-game OST. GET OUT

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

Love sitting on the toilet all night so I can just piss ans shit qithour even thinking about it

Jaxson White
Jaxson White

muh 2 minute nightcore remix is amaaazing
which some 12yr old autistic auzzie can deconstruct in under 5 minutes youtu.be/EqTSZ3i6CxU
Yours sounds like an seconds rate video-game OST
Comparing the masterpiece that is Invaders to some shitty vidya ost
You're asking for a fucking slap mate

Don't call it the brown throne for nothing like.

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

That's not how you do it dickhead. WIll demonstrate for yers.

P-Pigeon Roastie, I made the posts again! Weatherfu is surely undone after all I have said. Have I not earned a crumb of pussy, just the smallest sniff of Pigeon Poontang?! PLEASE MY QUEEN I IMPLORE YOU!

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Both sound shit, and nightcore is fucking gay. Sort it out lads.

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

Now a for real twist to the Tim Byrne saga..

Oxfordshire police are seeking the whereabouts of a 'Timothy Byrne' and they've obtained a warrant for his arrest. You won't believe me but it turns out Tim's actually escaped from Aylesbury mental hospital, he was NOT released.

Like I say you won't believe me but when I found out my jaw nearly hit the ground. To clarify Tim's not been officially released from his section and he's been on the run for a good 12 hours with relation to current time.

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Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

You're right lad, I don't believe you. If he'd escaped it'd be a missing persons case, there would be no arrest warrant.

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

The warrant's been issued as a section 135. It's very much a police matter.

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

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/>54518380
You're after (You)'s again, but I ain't falling for the same folly those poor lads you got yesterday did.
Just ain't right to be joking bout Tim; he's probably alone, afraid and teddy-less.

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Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

errrm actually the warrants a section 135!
A likely story, why not say that in your first post? Sorry lad, stoned and tired as I may be, you're not fooling me.

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

Got a good giggle from (You)collection.png lad. Be a real shame if someone were to steal it.

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

Woke up with a smile on my face at the thought of SCEAs unfortunate living situation.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

I wouldn't be surprised if Tim is out for blood after the attack on him. He won't let it happen twice. High Wycombe is going to look like Stalingrad very soon.

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

Who do you think is at the top of Tim's shit list?

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

The building site is going to be wiped out first. Then, the guy in the blue BMW followed by the guy who threatened to break Tim's legs.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

1. Vinay and all the boys at the building site
2. The Sainsburys
3. Whoever keeps putting tents on the communal green
4. The staff at Aylesbury Institute

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Firstly both high wycombe and aylesbury are both in Buckinghamshire, and regardless, both counties are covered by 'Thames Valley Police'

Having said that your other larp about cassie saying he would be released very soon was suspiciously accurate

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

ima vedey vorried! goncern! were my curray!

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Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

Other side of the fucking pond you foriner cunt

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

It's me Tim, it was always me. The architect of your misery.

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

Quitting romanian, so sick of the complete lack of resources, moving to japanese

James Davis
James Davis

Quitting Romanian is good, as its a useless language, unless you want to convince trafficked car wash employees to run away with you.

Having said that resources are a gimmick, people have been picking up languages for millennia, long before all these gimmick programmes. All you need is a dictionary, and a grammar. Although often dictionaries will give you enough grammatical lessons

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

morning tilde, I don't know why you started Romanian in the first place tbqh

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

Med student user not tilde, I don't know why tilde's picked it up out of the blue either, it's quite bizzare
Funnily enough I'm living in shrewsbury now n all

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

Read texts with a dictionary, that's all you need to learn a language really

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

2 weeks to go until Mr Robot season 4

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

True. Been studying it for 3 or so years now and I'm quite good already. Might continue reading books in it just so I don't lose what I have but I'm not interested in pursuing it for any longer - I'm as fluent as I want to be right now

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

Should probably learn the language's alphabet first tbf no point looking up the word if you can't even pronounce it

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

*gently waves a michigan flag while standing in the center of the thread*

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Easton Reed
Easton Reed

*points out your flag is upside down*
*giggles when you check*

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

*glasses you with a half finished pint of Carling*
Bloodeh forreners

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

lost 5kg in 2 weeks
haha fuck me lads

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

for the past few years i've been doing 6am-3pm sleep
become NEET and it changes to 11pm-8am sleepy time
pffft

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

why do you gotta be mean, user?
it isn't upside down

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

wouldnt mind wanking off on a certain namefags tummy

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

Go to bed user, it's 3.30am

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

eurgh you want to wank over pubes' tummy.
pervert

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

Care to name the namefag?

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

made you look though. hahaha

you like ice hockey? ever heard of the broad street bullies? watched a good doc on youtube about them yesterday

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

omg I think he's on about Shippy! Fucking rank!

Mason King
Mason King

ah, it's SCEA then, obviously

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

the actor who played Nog on DS9 has died

see you later.....space ferengi

F

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Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

no i'm not going to bed
i don't like ice hockey and i have no idea who the broad street bullies are but i do like baseball
go tigers

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

i don't like it either but it's a interesting documentary. they were a nothing team that got beat up in a couple of games, then got some goon players to intimidate and fight with people. they ended up being the most violent team in the league kicked the shit out of all their opponents. quite interesting.

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

Saw a tower crane in guildford this morning that looked at least 0.6 degrees off the plumb line

Hunter White
Hunter White

why do you have bigfoot holding a stick on your flag

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

is there a list of things you should do every day if you want a normie lifestyle?

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

Are you a township posh boi or a flint poorfag

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

it isn't a bigfoot holding a stick it's a guy holding a gun
neither
i'm from Ann Arbor

David Garcia
David Garcia

had a strange dream last night
i was on the toilet doing a poo and when i wiped and dropped the paper in the bowl i noticed there was a pile of toilet rolls stacked inside the toilet bowl.
weird eh, what could it mean?

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

I always assumed Michiganon was in the south but it's actually next to Canada and has detriot in it

Landon Long
Landon Long

dreams don't mean anything lad just forget about it

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Hearing poleaboo has range blocked Germany from his blog comments

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

Nog was a space uncle tom

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

i don't think that's always true. i believe most mean something. obviously that 1 was just a literal shit dream though.

Jack King
Jack King

funny how he has no hangups about ban evading on here. i hope BN gets a vpn and keeps posting on his blog desu.

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

I'm motivated by existential dread over my future to improve myself lads, I can't carry on like this, feel good honestly, lot of work ahead though.

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

*pulls up to the thread in the /britfeel/ jalopy*

AWOOGA
AWOOGA
AWOOGA

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

What you been doing?

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

Finally had enough lads, gonna start a diet. Sick of feeling like shit and lethargic all the time, gonna try eating right for a change. I'd like to think I have the willpower for something like this but fuck knows.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

full of mirth at SCEAs current predicament

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

*runs out to see you*
*trips over the thread doorstep*
I'M OK
*spits 2 teeth out*

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

just had a dream that there was a violent remain revolution and all the milquetoasties started chopping the heads off of undesirables who voted leave

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

I've stopped eating so much shit and have been eating good food for the last few months, I fixed up my old rusty bike a few weeks ago and bought a couple of dumbbells too. Been applying for better jobs than my shit retailcuck one relentlessly and also looking at what kind of training I can, mostly trades, preferably something where I don't need to buy a car. If I don't do something now I'll end up like the people I work with who have been working minimum wage for over 30 fucking years and look like they are about to die every shift.

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

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Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

But Shippy regularly advocates the rape of children and thinks it's okay to self identify as a child rapist?

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

Speaking of dreams. I had 3 separate nightmares last night, actually fucking hell. Woke up in a cold sweat every 2 hrs or so. I need to stop drinking.

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

Yeah Shipanon is a weird little bastard and Im glad he's not posting as regularly.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

Rain rain you are hear
Summer's gone we finally cheer
That blazing sun that most do fear
Spends comfy autumn sat on my rear

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

'weird' is too gentle a term for him. He is a danger to children and animals.

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

yes we are close to canada
i want a cute canadian gf

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

its alright lad, i'll take you to the emergency dentist

*spends an hour cranking the engine before setting off at three MPH*

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Morning lads. Any plans this Sunday?

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

*starts singing chitty chitty bang bang*

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

mummy's for tea

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

Just woke up in floods of tears again at the thought of poor Tim returning home lost, confused and medicated to his rented flat. He won't be the same ever again now he has a depot of high strength anti psychotic in his bumcheek.
What have they done to you, my dearest?

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

are you really upset though, you've still got a gimmick to post eh lad.

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

Think I might be going through a second k-pop phase, currently listening to a bit of Red Velvet, it's been like 4 years since my first phase. I want to knob Seulgi badly.

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

Saw a tower crane in guildford this morning that looked at least 0.6 degrees off the plumb line

Wasn't me bwoss.

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Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

dream my bf's tall hot friend (one of them, why are they all so tall and hnng) kissed him last night

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Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

tfw it's absolutely pissing it down outside

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Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

We know lad. You're just a concrete pourer.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

A very expensive one, yes.

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

Safe senpai

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Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

I had a dream two nights ago where I went through my sisters internet history and found breast inflation hentai.

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

Is a woman's only redeeming feature her vagina?

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

Don't like house desu objectively the worst genre of electronic music

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Why does everyone seem to be able to remember their dreams when I can't?

The ones I do remember are wet dreams and they're awfull boring. I practically jizzed myself when super market shopping.

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Carson Green
Carson Green

i did a crappy poem and made it even shitter with a spelling mistake.
ah well, comfy's here again

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

fanks craig fillips pal
youtube.com/watch?v=0IP54Kbgnv0

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

I had such a long dream days after not drinking or smoking (both reduce REM so if you quit, you'll feel like you dreamt all night)

childhood friend buy pints in liverpool, he paid in change, barman was angry, i offered banknotes, and he chased us up a hill
hill biforked, we split up, tech company that's a cross between religion, sci fi, and drugs invites me

you can be a member and get the 'experience' (or getting high or whatever) but you either needed to prove you were depressed or for some other good reason
all this company is white with gold, light pouring in
i go to a meeting where existing members might sponsor me, to my left is the auditor who decides whether i really deserve this, to my right there are members and supporters

interview went badly at some point, due to an older lady misunderstanding what i meant
same time there's a thing happening that allows everyone to pass through and get 'high'
walk up golden vertical planes
get to the gate at the end, to its right is like terry from b99
there's a table of fruit, he says to think of your favourite fruit
i thought apricots because i thought of them that week
i take a fruit, it's a hollowed out strawberry, i take one bite and i awake

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

I need to have a shit RIGHT NOW lads, any suggestions?

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Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

I think you should go to a toilet

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

I tried but me poos rock hard today lad

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

weigh yourself first and see how much you poo out

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Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Couldn't tell you, I seem to remember a lot of my dreams though, some from when I was a kid are still vivid in my mind too. Even the boring ones, although even the ones where I'm just walking around are usually in a unique place, the one that comes to mind first is where I was walking around in some sort of giant and seemingly endless fractal world and once I started walking up massive some stairs it ended, main reason it's memorable is because I walked past someone on the way up but I don't remember who it was, I don't think I could see their face.

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

i only had sleep paralysis once and ever before i knew what it was
it was so scary
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

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Jose Perry
Jose Perry

wondering if my constant tinnitus is here to stay.
tomorrow will be my 1 week anniversary.

David Cox
David Cox

It is bad but you can get somewhat used to it and snap yourself out of it, screaming.

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

Reminder: You don't remember dreams if you have crippling depression

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Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/101010101010.png/
embarrassing

John Bennett
John Bennett

The two aren't related you silly billy

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

toledo is rightful michigan territory
simple as

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

I had such a long dream days after not drinking or smoking (both reduce REM so if you quit, you'll feel like you dreamt all night)

Getting this right now by the bucket full, coinciding with my sobriety. Every time I fall asleep I dream, whereas my former self (druggy / pisshead) never did. Had some crazy dreams and I remember them in detail. Problem with REM the sleep quality's poor. Sure it'll calm down with time. It's part of the detox and subsequent recovery.

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

Whjere's the PROOFS

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

Why do I always wake up with agonising sinus pain

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Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Get thee a can of monster down ye. That'll loosen ye ring up. Oh aye.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

Sure it'll calm down with time. It's part of the detox and subsequent recovery.
It will and it is.
Sometimes you do feel exhausted because you've dreamt so much and your mind feels awake all the time, but I'm lucky my dreams have never been that bad really. Kept dreaming about drinking and smoking though.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

I take a look at my life and realise there's nothing left.

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

Don't drink sugar laddo
Maybe if the sugar free one was full of malitol syrup lol

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

used to love these
youtube.com/watch?v=b3xe9dSY7zM
youtube.com/watch?v=sLFrL72NwP4

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

Interesting. I dreamt a lot more, albeit nightmares, when I was an alkie. Less so now, but still mostly nightmares when I do dream. The key's being too hot in bed.

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Have ye been blastin' and laughin' so long lad?

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

alri coolio
*waves*

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

why do brits say county before the name of the county instead of after like we do?
eg, County Kent, UK. Washtenaw County, MI.

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

"100 jpeg files filling up my hard drive"
song was recorded in 2009

lol?

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

County Kent
Nobody says that. County Durham, and a few of the NI ones like County Armagh, County Tyrone, I've heard of, maybe a couple of others, but those are the actual names.

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

nobody says that. i'm not from county yorkshire.

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

thats something the irish do you dafty

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

People don't say they are from county X or X county. Just don't say it at all.

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

*posts child porn on Jow Forums for some reason*

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

why the fuck do the irish ones do that?

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

punishment for being a dirty nonce case

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

Timothy James Byrne will be posting a tell-all expose on the state of the British healthcare system in a matter of hours.

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Because they're retarded theocrats who belong in the distant past

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

Yes, I found that putting something from the freezer to your head also helps a lot with that dreaded 24h after your last binge feeling

Obv alkies run hot, so you want a cool place

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

Anyone else used to post on the gorillaz forums?

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

i want to fill that squid with superior michigander sperm

John Richardson
John Richardson

lads i'm in love with a russian girl, think she might be a spy

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

i'd let a russian girl step on me

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

are you the lad that was fantasisng about arguing with his boss about his security risk gf?
are you also GCHQanon?

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

13 and a number that's 13 plus 13
really unlucky today

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

Sauce de fren?

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

i bet chika has a cute "o" face

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

I'd let her do unspeakable things to me, as long as she keeps talking with her accent

sorry to disappoint lad, I am neither of those people, but i am held on a tight leash by HMG due to the nature of my work

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

Everytime I buy drugs off the internet I get cucked, dunno why I keep doing it

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Connor Perry
Connor Perry

He's a blusher.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

fair enough, i was just being silly. good luck with it. hope you don't end up stuffed in a suitcase

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

never have i once gotten scammed except maybe out of 5 simos at most total on all markets that have shut down

how hot is andy samberg
am i right

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Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

what sort of unspeakable things?

David Foster
David Foster

but you were obv referring to quality as well

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

imagine if he let out a cute little fart while u were fugin him

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

Never been scammed except when WSM shut down, wouldn't say that's "scamming" though. Those retards got caught lol.
Bought some morphine but it's clearly not morphine.

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

chatting with a girl
going well
out of nowhere she stops responding
no idea why, whether it was something I did, something happened to her, someone else came along
hate modern dating

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

youtube.com/watch?v=uH_dfcJOutU
i havent had a lot of drugs because im already struggling with weed and stuff

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

this is why i dont bother with women, its not really worth it

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Chatting to a girl on Tinder
All going really well
Ask if she'd like to go on a date
Stops responding
God what a mong I am asking a girl on a dating app if she'd like to date haha

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Sunday mornings are fucking grim lads

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Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

Ask if she'd like to go on a date
lmao no-one goes on tinder "for a date" you mong, invite her for a drink and a shag

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

yeah its really grey and wet where i am

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

she could choke me between her thighs just so i could catch a whiff of her arse m8

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

yeah well i live with my parents so can hardly bring her home

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

well theres your issue sorry to say fella you've gotta get outta there if you wanna get ya dick wet

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

Loads of people do what are you talking about.
This app is shit anyway.
Tell me your favourite conspiracy theory!
Start telling her about the Holohoax.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/d7b7fx/schizophrenic_neighbor_wont_stop_knocking_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

schizophrenics
good people

pick one

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Don't normally post dailywail articles, but this one's superb:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7490025/BILL-BRYSON-8-000-different-things-kill-one-succeed.html

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

Every day is like sunday
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

but how do i get to kiss him...

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Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Lately I've been feeling like I'm a deity that's living a life as a human being, I'm not sure what my aim was though, maybe I just wanted to see what it's like.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Ugly jew bird nose

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

Off to Lidl for some croissants lads, can I get you guys anything?

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Christian Long
Christian Long

Lately I've been feeling like I'm a deity that's living a life as a human being
Alri Crona how are the drugs treating you

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Pint of milk and some shower gel please lad

William Ross
William Ross

i love big noses
whats wrong with them

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

hamburger pls ladino

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Julian Collins
Julian Collins

get us a vanilla crown lad

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Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

bottle of naturis cloudy apple juice please

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Well if you are a deity shit fucking job you've done lad.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Some minge please.

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

thanks deano mate x

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

S4mef4g

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

*scribbles in notebook, points out your post*

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

*takes a big sip of Michigan tap water*
*dies*

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

*mirrors your action*

Back atchya sunshine.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

can we just hurry up and finish this shit saturday night thread so we can have the comfy sunday one?

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Been awake since 9.30. Not even midday yet and I have wanked 4 times. This isn't even an abnormal day for me. Literally addicted.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

New thready-weady

jowforums.com/thread/54520925/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54520925/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54520925/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54520925/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54520925/anecdotes

i hope enjoys it

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=3LMV7T14KU8
hmm

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

frig off jew lover

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

*smothers thread with a pillow*

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

words on a screen

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

what porn do you watch then?

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

th-thanks lad :(