UK: Schools Will Teach Children as Young as 6 How to Masturbate in a Proper Manner

Children as young as six are being taught about touching or 'stimulating' their own genitals as part of classes that will become compulsory in hundreds of primary schools.

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well done UK well done

at least we aren't all speaking German
Gob bless the zionist world order. truly the chosen people.

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I become more antisemitic every day

I become more confident in the idea that humanity needs to be wiped from the earth every day

When pedophile elite conspiracy theories are slowly becoming conspiracy fact. What the fuck is going on in this world? If I ever have kids, I'm home schooling so they don't get corrupted and abused by the system.

Cuckolded Kingdom strikes again

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that's honestly really fucking disturbing, what the fuck is wrong with the uk??

>Children as young as six

And one day, for no reason at all

I seeno problem here. Better than usa, where every intimacy is devilish

Start with yourself plz

You have cerebal palsy.

Why not you? Fucking pussy.

You know in many countries home schooling has become illegal and the government takes away your kids if you try to pull that shit? You can't escape the international clique.

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>Mfw Gypsies become based
Smfh

They always were you cuck.

Plenty of prepubescent kids fap and can hurt themselves. Get over it.

Get over it? How about you go get rammed by a bull?

Now THAT'S a society

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Because you think mankind should be wiped? I dont. Retard

What would you do if state forced your kid to mastrubate in class?

Not have kids. That's what I'd do anyway and not really out of choice

>telling kids that everybody masturbates and its nothing to be ashamed of
>this is somehow wrong

I started masturbating when I was maybe 10 and because of religion I actually did feel guilty about it for a long time.

I had an issue of not really knowing how my equipment worked. Sure I heard and aped the jokes, "hurr durr his girlfriend is his sock" "his bedroom is littered with tissues" but I didn't have my first orgasm until I was nearly 20 despite looking at porn (fetish porn, female only) since 14.

Didn't emit my first load until 16. Don't feel bad. I got my first erection around 10 but never knew how to stroke to climax

> age 6
> "touch yourself at home, it's just like picking you nose!"

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I legitimately punched my penis for 6 hours until orgasm with no cum when I was 6

I remember playing "games" where I made myself big or small, not understanding what I was doing even younger than that. Just a plain demonstration "this is lotion, this is what they call jerking it" would have been helpful since the male orgasm was never hinted at outside of sex ed, outside of the context of baby batter. Any of that stuff is evil deviancy. So while I didn't know how to masturbate I already had an ABDL fetish, go figure that shit out.

damn i figured it out by 12

anyway this thread is just reactionary Jow Forumstard hysteria to some dailyfail article. literally their reaction is to blame jewish people lmao

And here you are on r9k you degernate loser, you're a testament to masturbation being harmful.

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I'd rather know how to properly do anal when I was still in school before it was too late and I hurt myself.

Am I the only one who thinks the planet could do with more homosexuals? I mean, look how fucking overpopulated this bitch is.

No being a genetic defect is harmful. Masturbation is natural. All animals do it

We need more wars not fags. People are getting soft

When the FUCK have you seen a fish jeking off cause point me in that direction

one step closer to my fantasy

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Not a fish but
youtu.be/HKcgwIQjqhc

Welp, glad I'm infertile because I'd hate to bring a child into this evil world only to have them corrupted by these kikes.

>>the state teaching children sexual pleasure

I use to think life was 1984, but now I realize it new brave world.

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I'm glad I live conservative country and shy like this would never be approved here. You're supposed to figure out how to jack off by yourself, not be taught by some 60 year old granny, this shit was clearly suggested by some pedophile.

hottttttt, Nice

Kids usually learn accidentally. This is pointless and I hope it's just some weird idea for a class that one person has that's being overblown.

You pearl clutching mother fuckers are so pathetic. Kids touch themselves sometimes, it's nothing new. Pulling the curtain back on sexuality isn't going to cause them any harm, it's way healthier to allow kids to learn about their feelings and ask questions, instead of just shrugging and hoping they'll figure it out on their own.

i just think it is the parents who should tell the kids about this, and not some stranger in a classroom

check out the things ellie likes

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what's the point of teaching 6 year olds to masturbate, I'd bet more than half can't even get an erection yet, let alone cum

They should but most of them don't.
Most kids these days learn about sex from (the freely accessible) porn because their parents don't bother watching their browsing habits either, if they're even tech-savvy enough to try.
Even if they do it fails when almost every kid has a smartphone before reaching puberty.

The age where you could let children remain innocent is clearly over. So who would you prefer to teach kids about sex, school or the internet?

this
im surprised people are so SHOCKED that kids are gonna learn about sexuality
rather than the fact that 6 year olds probably dont know what the fuck that is

actually, i've heard girls start masturbating really fucking early, so it may apply to them

Ive seen that, its awesome.

okay but what is the "proper manner"? raising your pinky while doing it?

normalfaggots are sick in the head

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T EDUCATE CHILDREN ABOUT SEXUALITY THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT ON THEIR OWN

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Whas thinking the same here, you are a cultured man i see.

>le ebil dystopia meme
yeah very cultured, I saw it in some shitty alt right youtube video too

And? Everyone touches themselves at that age, might as well do it properly instead of grinding on pillows and god know what else and fucking up their sensitivity for life. But leave it to a bunch of mentally ill incels to go up in arms and talk about morals. Fucking lol!

>state-issued grooming for muslim human traffickers and rapists
Can't make this shit up

>until 16
No wonder you ended up a mentally ill incel. You could've used some courses early on

or you know, responsible adults teaching children about sexuality so they don't get manipulated and taken advantage of, but you're right let's not tell them anything and leave it to the paki on the corner to teach them about sexuality

Not him but why shouldn't we be wiped if given the chance?

if by "we" you mean Jow Forums then you're right, it should be wiped

>I saw it on youtube
You are the exact byproduct of this shit, no wonder everything for your generation are memes.

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(((They))) really want to destroy the West.

>its another basement dweller calling others degenerate on the kazakh fishing market thread
For as shitty as the UK is this is something that is not as retarded as some of the other things they pull. Lord knows chavs and random inbred Pakistanis need to know what condoms are. That being said the age should be a little older, children are going to learn and touch one way or another but 6 is rather young. Hell maybe this will stop them from becoming complete and total coomers/cumbrains/other meme buzz word like the person reading this now. Knowing the UK and the NHS however it will likely be executed half assedly at best.
Issue is most people who are parents are not really that great nor do they actually teach their children anything. Just look at how many people fell hook line and sinker for the boomers pushing them to get some random degree because it supposedly makes them much more hireable only to be stuck with crippling debt and some middle management position paying peanuts years down the line if even.
This.

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Honestly we should just provide the young boys and girls with adult black-bulls, make it mandatory 60 minutes of propper anal stimulation/anal cleansing.

Hitlers world doesn't look so bad now

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t. Homo pedo

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I wish I was taught how to do it, it took me until I was 17 for me to discover the proper way to do it. Pretty sure I did some permanent damage doing it the wrong way.

Yeah, and look how you turned out.

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It's called natural selection, I'm sorry that you made it through even though you were both inferior and deficient.

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As cucked as the states are, atleast I can go to bed knowing.... Atleast im not a britfag.

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where is the line between knowledge that is given that is beneficial and things you should instinctively know

Wait, there is a proper way to masturbate?

wtf, i'm trying to quit fapping here because it has fried my brain to the point that i have the attention span of a 5 years old kid on adhd medication. it has fried my dopamine receptors so badly. and they want to teach kids at the age of 6 how to masturbate!? good job yea just fry your brain with easy to get dopamine

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>tranny has no clue about biology
lmao

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>NO NOOOOOO KIDS ARE PURE THEY NEED TO BE LIED TO ABOUT WHERE BABIES COME FROM AND TOLD THAT SANTA CLAUS IS REAAAAAAL THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE

we're the same generation, retarded poser autist

I actually agree with that tho kids today grow too fukken fast, it's nice to give them at least a small window of innocence and wonder and discovery, all that shit. I remember when I was the hot shit for knowing that Santa wasn't real because I read a certain Calvin & Hobbes strip, if that never happened I wouldn't be the person I am today.

Kids today have the Internet. They know what sex is, they know Santa Claus isn't real.

shit *grow up too fukken fast

No fucker. Readed those books before YouTube spoonfeed them on fags like yourself. How old are you 18?

I mean toddlers usually masturbate anyway, might as well teach them the rules for when and how

Right and that's totally lame, I feel like a lot of parents these days have a "fuck it" approach to parenting, like "oh well may as well give them literally all the correct information now since they'll end up learning it at some point" and that's depriving kids of something i think

I'm saying the kids learn by themselves.
Besides, learning Santa wasn't real only taught me to realize you can't trust anyone, not even your parents or family.

Well maybe you're right about Santa, it's kind of a strange concept anyway. But I guess I'm trying to say that parents shouldn't be letting their kids on the internet anyway unsupervised, Maybe I'm just nostalgic but it seems the days of gradually learning about swear words, not knowing a damn thing about sex, and just generally preserving the magic of youth are pretty much totally gone. It makes me uncomfortable interacting with twelve-year-olds who appear to be on the same level as me socially.

Does anyone actually believe these articles?

>elected officials and immigrants want to groom and fuck your kids
>but incels are the problem
ok

Color me surprised, how fucking short term is the memory of the modern person?

I didn't need the state to do that back then.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FAP YOU SHOULD FAP TO PORN EVERYDAY YOU SHOULD BE A KEK AND LET WOMEN CONTROL YOU
>t.cumbrain-chan

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It's a fucked up mixture of both desu