I'm gonna try this again; yesterday at work (I'm a lifeguard at a public pool) a girl came up to me and we started...

I'm gonna try this again; yesterday at work (I'm a lifeguard at a public pool) a girl came up to me and we started talking, eventually she made a reference to Jow Forums (Pool's Closed) and said I wouldn't get it but I did and I told her where it's from. She was amazed and as we talked we got along pretty well and she asked for my number multiple times but like an idiot I don't have my number memorized and neither did she. Pool rules make it so we can't have phones on the pool or in the deck so we couldn't do anything about that. She insisted before she left that I make a thread to find her and since she mentioned Jow Forums frequently I chose to post on this board. Hopefully she sees this thread. She had a nickname related to this pepe.

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cute if true

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keep the expectations low user. It will be better

Hestia’s big loli tits.

reporting for rule violationg faggot

I didn't violate any rules, unlike you.

sexual content, rule violationg.
now tell me what rule did i breake

This is a red board. I didn't dump porn, I posted a single explicit image. You announced a report though, which is against the rules.

ok you win this time

Can we still be friends?

shure im sory for being rude.
how was your day user?

I forgive you. It was good, I did a little work and a little masturbating. How was yours?

fake and gay

cool I spend the morning shit posting on bant and resetting my noffap counting. In the afternoon I went to the beach with my mother, it starts raining and a couple beauty blue streak fall.

>inb4:
how old are you?
18

Oh heyyy i remeber you

timstamp or dident hapen

bich there is an user claming to be the one. do somthing.

go to the beach with ur mommy, u big heckin' babby.

lol
>doing familiar thing whit your family
>heckin babby

le 56%

hey!!!!!! i remember u!!!!! lol this is soo weird whats ur #?

>be spain
>marry mom

this
based and redpilled post
sage btw

What if my mom is hot?

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Why did you come back?

I'm the original user from last night, hello sven! This op is a fake. I would never use that pepe as my image

Why do other anons fake you?

People want to make my situation into a meme. It's kind of mean since I'm just trying to get into contact with someone I got along with. I saw some fake threads on /b/ last night too

Why would you go to /b/?

I checked after I made my thread to see if maybe she made a thread there.

Why do you think she never showed up?

Some of the other lifeguards told me she came to our pool this morning and was looking for me but I wasn't on duty yet so I missed her

Why do you think I ask so many questions?

You probably enjoy hearing stories of unusual things occuring to other anons

Why do you think we would make excellent real life friends?

Because we are probably the only two anons to ever have an exchange or contact for an extended period of time without repeatedly insulting each other or fighting for no reason

Why do you think your co-workers didn't give her your name or contact info?

None of them memorized anyone elses number (including mine) and she already knows my name.

America's gone and stolen my Swede

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Why do you think I would be a good best man for your wedding?

Naaahhh ^-~

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Because you can make a speech about our interactions on Jow Forums and make meme references that mostly no one will get but it will be between us and we can have a chuckle

cringe
if you talk about Jow Forums outside of chans you should kys

Why do people like memes, you think?

It wasn't casually brought up. She simply just said something about the pool being closed then laughed and said "you wouldn't get it," but I did and she immediatly brought up Jow Forums and at that moment I knew it was fine to talk about it without being a cringelord

they help make humor out of usually serious or just not very funny things. They also unify a community through their understanding of memes that came from them. Like a meme about a video game or tv show is appreciated by fans of said game or show since it can be used to express their interests and find others without outright saying "I love this stuff"

still
both of you are cringelords fo talking about Jow Forums irl

Why do you think my threads are the best on Jow Forums?
Where did you go? o.o

I didn't go anywhere.

How are you Mud? ^o^ What's your take on this thread?

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She emailed me. you can close this thread now, mods.

seems like a fake story made up to try and get some funny responses with you playing the part of that five year old who repeatedly asks "Why?"
You're kind of misplaying it I think by not keeping the why's in a train though. You have to keep it going to the point where it starts to demand existential answers that inevitably irritate the adult being asked them into responding, "because it is" and telling you to shut up

But I jumble the questions for a reason, I don't want to irritate! ^-^ How you do feel about my other threads today?

I haven't seen your threads, i'm still new

It's not fake, and I don't know what funny responses people could make that would be worth the effort. I'll probably stop the threads once I see her again but I'll probably return since this is a nicer board than i expected

Why do you think canada likes me so much?

As much as I usually enjoy responding to them, I've started to wonder if feeding your ever-insatiable need for attention and information from others is just encouraging a bad habit and shitting up the board.

:( But I like our chats.. Maybe I should take a Jow Forums break..

Because Canada and Sweden are both very polite countries (stereotypically) so you guys click and fit together well.

It's not so much of a chat as much as you requesting monologues. Which is alright, to a point, because I like typing out stupid shit.
By the way, it is you that keeps necroing your own threads and then deleting the posts under various proxies, right?
>me
>polite
I think you're gonna have fun on this board.

You aren't calling me a faggot 3 times per sentence so that's something unusual and almost unheard of for me in my whole decade of being here

I guess for an American, the standard is pretty low.

I don't remove threads, there's 8 threads of mine currently in the catalogue because people keep bumping them for some reason.
I think I'll from now on limit my thread posting to one well thought out thread per day or less! ^-^
Also I'll try to answer more questions!
I'm done with my questions, thanks for your time friendly burger!

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Feel free to ask more Sven, I don't mind answering

please stop memeboi

Mmm, various flags, some of which I never see in other threads, are bumping your threads with nothing at all and then deleting the posts, or posting something I would expect out of you and bringing the page back from the bottom for what's nearing a week now? The only other reason I can think of is that somebody wants to limit the number of threads you can make, but you don't seem to be hindered at all.
But you gave your answer and I do have no proof, so I'll leave it at that.

I can tell you that this honesty isn't me, I don't mind if my threads were to die as most of them have expired. Most of them are shit too! ^-^

I love you and your questions, Sweden. please keep on them

Why do you think saturn is a poor choice for a summer vacation?

I'm honestly not meming

Considering we can't transport people there easily that's probably why

Why do you think transportation is just another way to ensure procreation?

transportation makes it easier for people to meet and have sex, it also makes it easier to transport pregnant women to a hospital, it also makes it easier to transport children to and from school. It generally just makes life for a parent easier