What if a 3000 cubic lightyear mare asked you out?

Coming home soon though. We should play darts sometime. Phone my burner and I'll fax you.

Why do you only post these things under a uk flag?

I don't drink at home.

Ahh now it makes sense

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It's the only plus for 20 hours in the air.

good pic made my peepee hard

Not if it was made of very, very thinly spread out hydrogen.

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Enjoy yourself when you can mate

Sorry it’s not a cat

Where's good in New Zealand? I'll be in town for the new year.

hmm what did he mean by this

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also if it somehow didn't collapse into a black hole then it would die due to asphyxiation because there woukdnt be enough oxygen in the entire galaxy for such a massive aerobic organism

Show us the rest of your pic, OP

Depends on what you want to do
Sightseeing you can visit most places in the South Island, I’d recommend visiting the west coast forests
In the north island the coromandel is good, or places like the waikato which is comfy farmland

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>implying there isn't a 200 cubic lightyear oxygen excreting parasite in her lungs

I can't, I don't have my mare license.

based

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I like extreme bow hunting. Don't know if an ABA license will be any good over there though.

I don’t know much about hunting but the animals you can hunt here are considered pests, so there’s fairly loose regulations surrounding them

If you've got a wild hog problem I'll personally solve it. That's why I'm everywhere.

how tf are you talking?

By the time oxygen reached its brain it would be dead

Survival of the biggest. Frankly you wouldn't understand. It would be like a protozoa competing for your job.

Boop

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You’re the bong who likes sheep right?

Kinda.

Prefer horses now?

would say no not a ponynigger lmao

Nah but I see the appeal. A 3000 cubic lightyear ewe would be stupid.

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no

Yeah horses are more of a powerful/imposing creature, ewes are fine at their current size

Soon as the chinese take my investment to make an 189IQ Ewe then we're all done.

>tfw no intelligent ewe gf

hote, are these just from e621?

ye

thanks bong, usually they’re shitty anthros but there are some good ones

Wellshit you got me stumped there silver

Considering the distance between her mouth and my ears, I’d be dead before I heard the message.

This is a clever post.

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This

Is this how women feel about horse cock? If so I now understand

wtf i love Jow Forumsbanter now /)

you guys gonna post horse butt or what?

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We know that the volume is 3000 cubic lightyears, but we don't know the scale of any individual part. I propose a solution:

endless.horse

*
endless.horse

dumb horse