ITT: You get one wish, but the poster below you says whatever goes wrong with it. Eg: Someone wishes for ice cream...

But it kills you
But you will get followed around by pedo
But is stupid and he doesn't know how

it gives you cancer

my wish is to purge the unpure

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your immortality is sustained by the sweat of obese lolicons

your television programming becomes entirely finnish

you also die

quads so no ill effect

It works. You are purged from existence.

I wish to travel the stars.

oh fug
I take it back it's not worth listening to people talk finnish

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I wish I were a saiyan

everyone but the mormons die

you die of old age before you get anywhere

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But it's trillions of years in the future where there are no stars.
My wish is for a good night's sleep.

I wish for the power to summon a cold cheeseburger, once in my lifetime
No sides

*everyone is purged from existence
fixed if for ya

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you get it 10 minutes late delivered by a rude cashier

Granted, but eating the burger will give you inoperable breast cancer.

Hey, i got a nice burger here, want a bite?
You seriously though that it was needed to worse it more?

>worse it more
I wish the guy above me had better English.

you have to forget english

i wish for the ability to cancel any negative side effects of this wish

I wish i had ice cream

Granted, but it melted and spilled on the floor.

My wish is to cancel all other wishes

I wish to become an infinitely omniscient omnipotent being worthy of crowning the name God

all the negative effects of the cancelled wishes fall on you

no one thinks your real

but everyone becomes an atheist so you can't do shit

your just dreaming

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But your powers only work on flamingos

I wish the banning of cirno

But only on reddit

My friend actually bought this costume for a first year party at university.

I wish for Jow Forums to stay on their containment board

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their containment board becomes Jow Forums instead of Jow Forums

I wish frogposting increases tenfold.

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Well you already have that don't you?

I wish monster girls where real.

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i commit die

When discovered, monstergirls are put to sleep to end their suffering. People responsible for creating them are executed or serve a life sentence. It was a shameful page in humanity's history.

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But while you're bleeding out you win the lottery
I wish for 10 boxes of donuts

Ha I was expecting the usual 'they still don't love you' answer. I imagine the monster girl war would be the high of human propaganda and facism one that would make Hitler look like a saint on comparison.

nine of the boxes explode when you open them and all the other donuts give you aids.