ITT: Jow Forums goes on vacation

ITT: Jow Forums goes on vacation

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kot id get

>nuE

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i’m making Jow Forumsditos who wants one?

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As long as it has alcohol in it, I'm in

it’s like a maraschino gin and tonic with ginger

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Kinda looks like negroni

Im gunna try to climb that island in the middle

that’s exactly what i based it off

Must be nice for a hot summer day then

>Hey fags, this is my new gf, Laquesha, she's local and offered me to take me on tour on this island. Later we will have sex without a condom, see ya later, losers.

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who wants to go swimming?

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no tropical storms, than no reason to swim...

Im going to get drunk instead

the best

please I don't want to swim by myself

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*stays inside the hotel room all day*

There are other tourists in the pool so you can swim with them

than get caught in the ocean drift and die

don't mind me, just stealing all the vodka and throwing myself off the top of the hotel

Nah mate I'm going to the nearest pub
Oi mate stop taking all of the vodka

Guys! I think we're in Jamaica.

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nah, fuck you

Only uncool people smoke weed

Hey, hands off the vodka!

but i want to swim with you guys

but it's nice and sunny. there's no storm at the moment

are you sure you don't want to go swimming instead? the water is nice and warm

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NAH, FUCK YOU
I'M GONNA DRINK UNTIL I DIE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Fuck it, take them all. I couldn't be bothered stopping you
Passing out from drink seems better

AAAA- HOLY FUCK WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUNSCREEN- AAAAAAAAAA- IT BURNS

SOMEBODY GET ME THE DAMN SUNSCREEN- ARGHHHHHHHHHH

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drown yourself

actually yeah i do wanna die

SOMEONE PLEASE GO SWIMMING WITH ME WE DIDNT COME ALL THIS WAY JUST TO GET DRUNK

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I'LL DROWN YOU CUNT

Stop fighting, I got another case of vodka

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Swimming is for fags
I ain't no fag sorry

good, than dont drink any booze, they're mine

so are you gonna kill me or what

VODKA IS FORE RETARDS THAT CANT GET GOOD ALCOHOL

Mate stop asking me to go swimming

no, imma lock you in a room with a straightjacket on.

I farded and pooed and camed in the hotel pool

I also take wine requests. What do you prefer?

well that just sounds like you have a bondage fetish mate

actually yes

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we all know what swimming means to you faggot

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Are you retarded? I want top of the line Caribbean rum plz and thank you.

IF YOU WANNA DIE THAN YOUR GONNA LIVE FOREVER IN A SMALL ROOM

but then i'd die of old age in said room so your point is null
just fucking kill me now

Not that kebab, this kebab

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that's rude. why would you do that?

no it's not. what's gay about swimming?

it's better that doing nothing but drinking all week

I just want to go swimming in the ocean
it's nice and warm here

THATS UNHUMANITARIAN YOU WILL DIE OF OLD AGE

No it isn't

Not drinking +70% liquor
What a fag homogay

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You have no tastebuds faggot.

uh
well fuck you

you have to make an exception for the best

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deal with it asshole

Looks tasty, good brew friend
The blue id american is an underaged faggot though lole

this is now a swimming thread

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>Donostia-San Sebastián
Good taste

Fine I'll go swimming with you

really?

Lets meet at the beach! Everybody bring your dune buggies and beer! and watch out for sea monsters!

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I love the Basque country and Spain in general
I think I'll join too

Yeah

I have Basque heritage, do you love me now?

Its not like I hated you before knowing that

a

I’m going to Atlantic City on Wednesday