Imagine if all of Jow Forums came to life and we were transported to an island

Imagine if all of Jow Forums came to life and we were transported to an island

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Imagine Jow Forums becomming a country

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Imagne Jow Forums becoming my gf

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Imagine if r/banter was dead. Whoops it already is though Xd

pls be my viking gf

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Id fill my ass with rubber cement. Even the Atlantic ocean isn't far enough from fingay.

>came to life
So we're dead?

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imagine if we all shat out potatos

how long would it take before all the fat homos start fucking

My wife

not many are fat

i dont even remember writing fat wtf

Probably less than 2 seconds

fucking terrible

we wouldnt last long - I dont think there are many women (female) around.
but using a buttplug is just as gay as having faggot sex

wat the h*ck

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Projection?

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no

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its a buttplug you never take out making your ass unpenetrable. thats anything but gay

Yes thicc boy

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We would elect Alice as our queen and everyone would have to pay shells and coconut taxes.

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how will you poop though?

prove it

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what if we refuse?

Her CHARITY and GOODWILL will persevere

Disprove it

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Ever seen human centipede 3?

Jesus christ, is running 4 threads not enough for you? Fuck off and die

Wait, thats not a good idea.

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i can't it's true

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What are you doing in all the threads?? Stalking, much?

Also, I'm not running 4 threads, I'm running two.

I was in the front page and saw you fucking posting again you obsessed psychopath

>calling me a stalker
>you're the one running multiple threads and posting about her in different ones

Get your fucking head checked

Heh eat less Cornish pasties mr thicc

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What, you haven't noticed that everyone stopped talking to you and acting like you're invisible? Oh, wait.

she's have a penis

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Id suck so many cocks

Try squats too, you’d probably be good at them

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Take a chill pill, cucko! One day Alice might not call you user! lol!

I'd suck this guy cock while he sucks cocks.

I think the island would be used as a nuclear weapons test area.

squats are homo

i used to do 100 a day then stopped for a couple of year and the last time i tried i did 40 and couldn't walk properly for a day lol
not homo

100 a day? sounds awful homo

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>tenor.gif

Woah a hundred a day is a lot, did it have a noticeable effect?

I saw your other posts, can’t be calling anyone faggot

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ive been rused

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Onions boy

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i did that, press-ups and abdominal crunches everyday for about 3 months and lost 2 stone i was 17 though i've teenagers loose weight quickly

i've heard

Well you’d be about 19 or early 20s so you can get back into it with good results

onions is a big word for a such a little boy

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I’m not l*ttle you homo

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>lost 2 stone
Isnt that the opposite of what is supposed to happen with strength exercises? I guess it was just calisthenics.
Losing weight is a piece of piss anyway - all you have to do is stop eating bread basically and youre go.

I hope you find the stones you lost. Were they important to you?

i'm gonna sound like a retard but i forgot i had anorexia at the time lmao

if you were so sure you weren't, then being called it wouldnt bother you so much

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no i lost them at the beach

Cute boy

T-that doesn’t make sense, besides what did you mean by little because both meanings are wrong.

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Do people make jokes about 'stones' like that in the UK alot?

Well it’s good you’re healthy, anorexia is actually pretty dangerous

That's gay
You're too little for your own good, getting flustered about being talked down to on an anonymous image board? Doesn't sound big to me.

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I’m not flustered basedboy, I’m tough and dominant

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You don't actually think you're convincing anyone, do you?

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Your talking down has no effect on me, I could close this thread any moment

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you could but you haven't. and even if you did, you'd still reply on the other thread you tracked me down to uwu

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S-shut up I’m just too entertained btfoing you

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God, you act like this in public? I can't even imagine what a stinking brat you are in private.

That’s mean, I’m not a brat

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And that doesn’t make sense either you need another person around to be a brat

Absolutely rotten, and you think doing this on and on is going to get you somewhere don't you? Like, why else do you bother pretending and acting so much?

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oh boy there would be so much fucking gay sex. I can't wait.

/Bantites/? /Bantazens/? /People's republic of bantonia/?

We aren't interested.

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No.

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Fine... Sorry for leading you on, bully

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More garbage

yes.

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hot

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pic related is an image of that island taken from a drone

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Half of bant would have an anxiety attack, fucking gay autists

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take off your proxy lel

nevermind wrong poster I think ??

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test

now I'm just confused

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Sry id changed

ok so who are you

no because most of us aren't autistic

lol fat

who you thought lol

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alright nice lol

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gud work detective akari

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Now I can do the thing where I pick you out as an user
Next time I'll try to sound less retardede when I do it though lole

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also thanks